ETS Camwhores Again! (2962 hits)
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Rating: -0.01 on 136 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2006-04-29 02:32:56 EDT
"I'm not lookin' for trouble, Mister, I just want 2 orders of chili cheese fries and a Pepsi."
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-01 20:38:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
cognitive dissonance
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-30 21:25:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sucked, but whatever.
Submitted by recall (user info) at 2006-04-30 19:23:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am not Caulaincourt
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-30 19:19:21 EDT (#)
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You're gay.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-30 07:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Okay, so wait a minute...
It's not Ringo Star???
Oh.
Carry on.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-30 00:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 For drunken, internet pseudo-rage.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-30 00:37:51 EDT (#)
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Funniest post ever.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-04-30 00:27:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh come on that was funny.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-29 22:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
iddqd, you're rephrasing what everybody is telling him. there's no way to convince that guy that he's not a prophet just as you couldn't have convinced terri schiavo to give you a handjob.
He's a fucking idiot and he doesn't even know it. Plus his whole cyber love life and crappy existence makes the whole thing even more hilarious.
Just set him off and enjoy the show, my man! :-D
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-04-29 22:43:19 EDT (#)
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"IDDQD: I have no response for the utter stupidity in your comment. I only invite everyone to look at what you said and decide for themselves if they think you're someone worth listening to. "
the response i gave on this post is so ridiculous, because i have given up on responding to you in an intelligent manner. i have given you my quite reasoned thoughts on your 9/11 conspiracy theories and you either didnt see them or chose to ignore them.
my money is on the latter, because you are a fool who thinks he is well-informed, and worse still you are the kind of dangerous idiot who only listens to what he wants to hear. fortunately the inherent danger that this entails in you is negated by the fact you are nothing but an arm-chair revolutionary, and as such are a toothless dog.
being informed requires more than some webs-sites, a newspaper or two and the odd book. these things are useful, but you seem to lack the education sufficient to understand that they are not enough.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-29 22:27:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-29 22:22:21 (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-04-29 20:08:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
it's pretty fuckin funny how worked up you losers get
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I think this review encompassed ETS, buddy
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-29 22:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-04-29 20:08:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
it's pretty fuckin funny how worked up you losers get
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-29 21:18:02 EDT (#)
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Jay Peg. Jgreening. Yeah, you. Look at my user info and you will
find my e-mail. Lemme know the next time you will be in Colorado Springs.
If the timing works out, I'll take you out and buy you a beer.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-29 20:16:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-29 03:19:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't have legs.
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-29 03:17:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
So are your legs.
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That is a come back of a parity to match the insult.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-29 20:13:33 EDT (#)
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ETS theories don't require proof, DCWoody. they only require hallucinogenic revelations
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-29 20:12:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-29 19:52:41 (#)
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I have a preference for Lebanese food.
But if you ask me, pretty much all cultures have something great in their cuisines to offer, with the obvious exception of the English.
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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeyyy.
Fish and chips.
No?
Erm....full english breatfast.
What? How can you not like that?
You're weird man.
PS I know no-body who has ever eaten, made or even seen a black pudding.
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2006-04-29 20:09:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Your soul patch needs more mustard
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-29 20:08:38 EDT (#)
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"It's not a 'conspiracy theory' if there really is a conspiracy. Anyone who still thinks 9/11 was anything but an inside job probably still think Saddam had weapons of mass destruction. Coincidentally, they are the same people that are jumping on the 'Get Iran' bandwagon."
Didn't I completely disproove your theory, I did, I remember it distinctly.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-04-29 20:08:06 EDT (#)
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it's pretty fuckin funny how worked up you losers get
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-29 20:05:57 EDT (#)
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That was supposed to represent a stick figure with hands up.
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-29 20:05:45 EDT (#)
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man you can't even do that well, what the FUCK was that shit
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-29 20:05:14 EDT (#)
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I can surrender if you want. You know, just to keep with protocols.
Here:
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-29 20:01:54 EDT (#)
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i don't think i can follow that
on the other hand i don't think i can surrender to a francophone
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-29 20:00:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd feel an urge to conquer other parts of the world too if my food was as disgusting and my women were as nasty looking.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-29 19:56:21 EDT (#)
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well we've all seen THAT post, and i agree. i mean, black pudding??? i guess that's what happens when your culture considers TEA a national pastime
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-29 19:52:41 EDT (#)
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I have a preference for Lebanese food.
But if you ask me, pretty much all cultures have something great in their cuisines to offer, with the obvious exception of the English.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-29 19:47:10 EDT (#)
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truth is, i'd like to try it sometime. i probably had the opportunity when i was living in Spain but what sane child is going to eat raw meat? besides i was too busy eating paella and blood sausage, i have to be honest French gourmet food isn't bad but if you ask me the Spaniards have them beat in that department
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-29 19:45:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-29 19:36:01 (#)
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that may be, Caul, but the thing is we're just so happy we weren't introduced to things such as poutine and steak tartare growing up.
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I could never bare the textures of fries, so I agree, poutine is complete shit.
But steak tartare is awesome. It's minced filet mignon with lots of onions and spices and once you mix the raw quail egg while you eat it, it's fuckin' great.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-29 19:40:23 EDT (#)
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Doodles, aren't you from England, the warm-beer swilling island where chavs are birthed from the eternal fog?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-29 19:36:01 EDT (#)
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that may be, Caul, but the thing is we're just so happy we weren't introduced to things such as poutine and steak tartare growing up.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-29 19:34:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-29 19:24:19 (#)
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-29 19:09:52 (#)
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what does he deserve that growing up speaking French hasn't already done to him?
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No offense but when I see you anglos screaming at the top of your lungs saying absolutely nothing I don't envy you at all.
"OHMYGOD OHMYGOD! IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW LIKE, GOOD, LIKE...OHMYGOD!"
And it's not only kids speaking this way, it's everyone. I heard white collars talking this way, at work!
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Yup, thats America for you, retarded and proud of it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-29 19:24:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-29 19:09:52 (#)
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what does he deserve that growing up speaking French hasn't already done to him?
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No offense but when I see you anglos screaming at the top of your lungs saying absolutely nothing I don't envy you at all.
"OHMYGOD OHMYGOD! IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW LIKE, GOOD, LIKE...OHMYGOD!"
And it's not only kids speaking this way, it's everyone. I heard white collars talking this way, at work!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-29 19:18:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-29 19:02:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
That was hilarious.
One day Caul will get what he deserves.
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Yes, you are right. One day, I will pay for not obeying your word. Fucking idiot.
I love how you and your numeric girlfriend high five each others for every review that you write.
"YEAH, YOU TELL HIM BABY!"
You guys are fucking badass.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-29 19:15:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-29 19:09:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
what does he deserve that growing up speaking French hasn't already done to him?
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I'm beginning to like you.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-29 19:09:52 EDT (#)
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what does he deserve that growing up speaking French hasn't already done to him?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-29 19:02:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-29 18:24:28 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-29 18:12:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop hahahaha-ing people when you don't have anything worthy to add, you dumb brit.
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Uh-oh, I think we've found a sore spot. It's ok caul, stay calm - I may be laughing at you but it's in a totally different way from the kids that caught you doubled over in the changing room, pretending your fist was a pretty sailor called Alphonse. There's no need to relive the nightmare.
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That was hilarious.
One day Caul will get what he deserves.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-29 18:44:53 EDT (#)
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I don't need to be funny caul - you're all the entertainment I need.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-29 18:39:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-29 18:24:28 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-29 18:12:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop hahahaha-ing people when you don't have anything worthy to add, you dumb brit.
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Uh-oh, I think we've found a sore spot. It's ok caul, stay calm - I may be laughing at you but it's in a totally different way from the kids that caught you doubled over in the changing room, pretending your fist was a pretty sailor called Alphonse. There's no need to relive the nightmare.
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Jesus, you're getting unfunnier by the minute. I just think it's lame to start an argument with hahahah or lol.
"hahahah, I'm not really laughing but it's gonna look like what you said is laughable! lolololol!"
You know, you were witty once.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-29 18:30:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-04-29 17:58:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
funniest review by ets. ever.
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Holy shit! I agree with BubbaEarl!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-04-29 18:27:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-29 18:21:36 (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-04-29 18:18:04 (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-29 17:50:41 (#)
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Gosh, I think, in the interest of my own self-defence, I might have to find you first using this as justification. Of course, I'll try the authorities first. But, I'm actually a little scared for my life and I fear that if I don't find you first, I might get murdered or something! What shall I do!? This is a dilemma.
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Have a sandwich and then go to the pub?
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Before or after he becomes a hermit, joins the peace corps and saves the world from havoc?
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It'd have to be after, there is nothing worse than sitting having a pint and thinking to yourself 'I'm sure I've forgotten to do something today'
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-29 18:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-29 18:12:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop hahahaha-ing people when you don't have anything worthy to add, you dumb brit.
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Uh-oh, I think we've found a sore spot. It's ok caul, stay calm - I may be laughing at you but it's in a totally different way from the kids that caught you doubled over in the changing room, pretending your fist was a pretty sailor called Alphonse. There's no need to relive the nightmare.
P.S. Hahahahahahahah.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-29 18:21:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-04-29 18:18:04 (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-29 17:50:41 (#)
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Gosh, I think, in the interest of my own self-defence, I might have to find you first using this as justification. Of course, I'll try the authorities first. But, I'm actually a little scared for my life and I fear that if I don't find you first, I might get murdered or something! What shall I do!? This is a dilemma.
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Have a sandwich and then go to the pub?
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Before or after he becomes a hermit, joins the peace corps and saves the world from havoc?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-04-29 18:18:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-29 17:50:41 (#)
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Gosh, I think, in the interest of my own self-defence, I might have to find you first using this as justification. Of course, I'll try the authorities first. But, I'm actually a little scared for my life and I fear that if I don't find you first, I might get murdered or something! What shall I do!? This is a dilemma.
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Have a sandwich and then go to the pub?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-29 18:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop hahahaha-ing people when you don't have anything worthy to add, you dumb brit.
I haven't missed your point.
It's clear Bradley here is deranged enough to go through all that hassle just so he can smite an Internet user so yes, I fully believe that he could call someone's employer.
I don't have to think I'm right no matter what since I can always comfort that you're both fucking losers.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-29 17:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahahahah.
Come on caul, you're not really this dumb. Read it all again, have a little think and then come back with something better than "I have totally missed your point and here is an irrelevant and frankly bizarre justification for why I am right no matter what."
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-04-29 17:58:58 EDT (#)
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funniest review by ets. ever.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-29 17:55:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-29 17:17:54 (#)
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Well, it's there in black and white on the internet caul, and we all know that's an iron-clad guarantee, so it must be true.
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You should tell that to the lunatic you're cyber-dating. He seems to believes everything he reads.
Alerting the FBI takes about 5 seconds.
Going through the lenghts of calling a governor office and an employer you must find and calling him, takes a bit more time and um...dedication. Both things that local deluded psychopath, or your husband to be, has in quantity.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-29 17:50:41 EDT (#)
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Sphagnum: Why would you say something like that? Why would you threaten me with death? I haven't done anything to you. Even if I had, you have no reason to threaten to murder me. I can't believe someone would actually take it that far that they would threaten to kill someone on a website, in full view of everyone.
Gosh, I think, in the interest of my own self-defence, I might have to find you first using this as justification. Of course, I'll try the authorities first. But, I'm actually a little scared for my life and I fear that if I don't find you first, I might get murdered or something! What shall I do!? This is a dilemma.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-29 17:34:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-04-29 09:36:26 (#)
Ranking: -1
They are dragging the country down into a soup of ignorance. Great, grand, wonderful, but you've got to realize it will all washout in the end.
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You don't get it.
HAARP is still going to be out there. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4891844102768043793&pl=true
And so are the 'terrorists'. Our way of life is in jeopardy. Not that I'm all that sad about that, to be honest, because I know I'll survive. I just don't want everythng I eat to be contaminated with nuclear fallout.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-29 17:17:54 EDT (#)
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Well, it's there in black and white on the internet caul, and we all know that's an iron-clad guarantee, so it must be true.
Just like it must be true that method reported ETS to "both the local authorities and the FBI" after going to the trouble of making a post announcing it.
Hmmm.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-29 17:17:31 EDT (#)
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HEY! I know that guy!!!
That's Ringo Star from the Beatles, right?
Right???
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-29 16:49:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-29 09:26:00 (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-29 09:11:17 (#)
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And that's the last jgreening review on an ETS post you'll get.
I break that, I *BEG* everyone to -2bomb me.
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Which one of your 47 alters are you planning on switching to?
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Your boyfriend called a guy's governor and employer because he doesn't like his internet comments.
I don't know about you, but to me it's hard to tell which of the two is the most pathetic.
I'm actually impressed about how you people here are nuts.
Seriously.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-29 16:30:26 EDT (#)
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ETS actually called Jaypigs job and tried to get him fired?
It's gotten out of hand. You're a bunch of sick fucks. So fucking lame it's not even funny anymore.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2006-04-29 16:19:56 EDT (#)
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You need to have your own television show.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-29 16:11:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-29 08:54:51 (#)
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You people are batshit insane and are the reason why I will never ever meet any new people from this site ever again.
I mean fuck, I have issues, but this is unbelievable.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-29 15:52:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU'RE fucking dead, cocksmoker. MARK MY WORDS.
I've had enough of your bullshit. You fucking wait, cunt.
24th July, here we come.
You'll be the 7th person that I've had to kill. Sad thing is, All I do is work as a cashier at the gas station.
Oh well, you'll be easy.. And hopefully, messy AND edible.
Shoooting off at the mouth has earnt you a death sentence, ballbag. I hope this is what you wanted.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-29 15:47:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't believe I bothered doing that. I'm coming to the states later in the year and I can GUARANTEE you that Brad Linzy will be fucking dead before I leave.
Wothless cunts like you deserve to have your pathetic little throats cut whilst being sodomized with a trump stump, fuckhead.
You wait, cunt. I'm gonna fuck you up real good when I get over there.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-29 15:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oustanding work, once again. as expected, cue your briton hog coming to your defense...pussy.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-29 03:22:02 (#)
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I don't have to assume anything about you, jay. People like you are an open book to me. I see your every little need and desire. I see the way your depression causes you to loathe yourself if you're unmedicated, ...
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Change the word "jay" for "brad" and you get yourself a pretty decent introspection.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-29 15:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I despise all you fucking retarded morons who indulge this useless, pathetic sack of shit.
I'm going through history and it's -2s for life for the whole fucking lot of you.
FUCK OFF! FUCKHEADED FUCKWITS!
I hope you and all of your families die of some genetic, contagious, anally explosive disease.
-2s for life for every single one of you cocksuckers who rated here. I'm sick of hearing from this fucking loser.
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-04-29 12:49:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-04-29 12:38:23 (#)
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I do not like Saddam Hussein.
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You are THE stupidest punk on ubersite, godamn that's dumb.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-29 12:39:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-29 12:39:01 EDT (#)
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this isn't at all amusing
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-04-29 12:38:23 EDT (#)
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I do not like Saddam Hussein.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-29 10:17:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You have no friends, your music sucks, and you are a lunatic talking to yourself in the darkness.
HOORAY!
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-29 10:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-29 09:54:24 (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't know who annoys me more, ETS or Jaypig. Probably Jaypig, since I just wrote a whole long rant about him.
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jaypeg hands down. ETS has more important things to do than reply to a post about him
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-29 09:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't know who annoys me more, ETS or Jaypig. Probably Jaypig, since I just wrote a whole long rant about him.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-04-29 09:44:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha- This post will get on Most Heated because of like 2 people.
ETS, you're a bit defensive, you know? If you eased up a bit, people might take you more seriously.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-04-29 09:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Brad, you need to relax, man. Take a vacation, go DO something. You're tying yourself in knots trying to do what, educate the unwashed masses? Yeah 9/11 is fishy, Bush is a tool, and the best thing Rumsfeld can do for the nation is be shot by his own troops. The public at large thinks Bush is a lying shit, at least those with half a brain. He will go down as one of the worst presidents in history, a mockery of everything we hold dear in this country. Time and his detractors will scrub away the shit and the picture of the recient past will come to light as it always does. He's wrapped himself in so much religous and political backtalking that it'll take years to strip it all away. You on the other hand, are going to be a jibbering idiot at that point if you keep this up. There is little that can be done right now about the situation. He keeps is pack of cronies close and they pander to his whims while directing him down the path of their own agendas. They are dragging the country down into a soup of ignorance. Great, grand, wonderful, but you've got to realize it will all washout in the end. Think of the country as a grand tree, it sways in the winds that blow through it. Right now it's suffering a blinding gale from the right, branches torn, leaves ripped from their tiwgs and dispersed in every direction. The tree weathers it all knowing it can't go on forever, and it's well aware that there will be a fierce snap back to the left before it's done. When one group pushes too far for too long the regular people will snap back in a differing direction rather than put up with that kind of nonsense. It's how it's always been, it's how it will always be, it's human nature.
It is a wonderful thing to be passionate about something, it shows a depth in personality that is now becoming rare in mainstream populace where apathy rules, but you need to relax. No revolution will come of your constant anger, only an ulcer and possibly an aneurysm brought on by stress. The winds of change are ever blowing, it just takes time.
And just think, when it's all said and done you can corner the market on "I told you so".
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-29 09:26:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-29 09:11:17 (#)
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And that's the last jgreening review on an ETS post you'll get.
I break that, I *BEG* everyone to -2bomb me.
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Which one of your 47 alters are you planning on switching to?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-04-29 09:21:55 EDT (#)
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I hope these bullshit ramblings are a sign of suiciding to come
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-29 09:11:17 EDT (#)
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Just got home.
Thought I'd check this one more time before I hit the sack.
What can I say, I'm a glutton.
Anyway, Bubba. "You're making me laugh so hard, I'm afraid I'll wake the neighbors" is a tounge-in-cheek line from one of the Friday 13th movies. Kids by a lake, one makes fun of the other, their out in the middle of nowhere. It's one, if you wanted to take the time to look, that I use quite a bit.
Brad, just one last thing for you, and I'll be flat out done with ya, honest injun.
If you get so worked up over me not agreeing with you, and calling you out for doing nothing but spouting conspiracy after conspiracy, that you have to call the CDP, trying to get me terminated, you've got bigger issues to deal with.
And frankly, you need to rethink things. You don't see me, calling wherever you work, telling your bosses that you go onto a website and rant and rave and insult and have poor "customer service" skills or whatever junk.
Seriously, take a step back and look at this from outside.
I am calling you a crazy person. I say you don't do anything but rant and rave. I say you don't activly search for solutions. I say you just point out percieved problems.
And you call my employer.
Think about that, Brad.
Does that seem sane?
So anyway, here's your precious +2. The very reason you started hating me in the first place. I "turned my back on you" and "wouldn't defend you."
And if you need to hear it, here you go.
"Brad, you win. I can not and will not argue with someone who takes things so personally that they will go to the lengths you do to try and seem superior. Have fun."
And that's the last jgreening review on an ETS post you'll get.
I break that, I *BEG* everyone to -2bomb me.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-29 08:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You people are batshit insane and are the reason why I will never ever meet any new people from this site ever again.
I mean fuck, I have issues, but this is unbelievable.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-04-29 08:45:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-29 03:26:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
OK, I need to stop. I'm waking up my neighbors laughing
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-29 07:49:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
And no shit no one was answering. It's 6AM.
Anyway, I'm done with work, I can go home and sleep now.
something smells fishy and its not jtit's breath, fingers or cock.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-04-29 08:40:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
51/50
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-29 08:34:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus christ. Handbags down, ladies.
Check your email.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-29 08:32:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/04/29/iran.nuclear/index.html
"The enrichment will continue. But regarding the Additional Protocol, we will continue implementing the Additional Protocol as a voluntary measure," Saeedi added.
Describing a "sense of urgency," John Bolton said work on a draft resolution was under way to address Iran's failure to comply with a Security Council demand to halt its uranium enrichment program.
[THIS IS THE SAME JOHN BOLTON THAT CAN BE FOUND AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS DOCUMENT:
http://www.newamericancentury.org/iraqclintonletter.htm]
U.S. President George W. Bush said Friday that diplomatic efforts are "just beginning," adding that the report "should remind us all that the Iranian government's intransigence is not acceptable."
What part of what they're doing, exactly, is 'unacceptable'? They have a right to produce nuclear energy. Period. Good for them for not bowing to another unreasonable and malicious U.S. demand. I say FUCK John Bolton and FUCK President Bush and FUCK this New World Order bullshit. Give me a hydrogen fuel cell and some ethanol...I'll take those anyday to WWIII.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-29 08:13:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Seems to be part of Jay's problem. I happen to be an Independent. I usually agree with Democrats a little more than Republicans on most issues, but seeing as Jay claims to be one, I might have to reconsider. He seems to think that the talking he does with people is somehow doing 'more' than the talking *I* do with people.
What a pompous blubberface.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-29 08:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Psst ETS new conspiracy theory fro you, sort of. http://www.carsonversusdoe.com/
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-29 08:05:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you can clearly see the problem here is being a democrat.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-29 07:59:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, I will, Jason. Have fun when your only social outlet is gone. Who knows, maybe the good folks at the VFW will still listen to your sorry shit provided you don't go out on a limb and talk about the truth behind 9/11.
Have fun with your safe politics...oh, and be sure to keep patting yourself on the back for the good folks on the internet.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-29 07:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And no shit no one was answering. It's 6AM.
Anyway, I'm done with work, I can go home and sleep now.
Have fun, smokey.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-29 07:48:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow.
You are a pussy.
"He's abusive, he's cruel, he won't listen to me when I say 9/11 is a hoax."
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-29 07:46:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-29 06:27:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
Instead, I listen to Nam vets talk about how they can't stand to see the government put kids into the same situation they were in 30-40 years ago.
I make sure Pedro Gonzalez gets the chance to become a citizen because he wants to be one.
I answer questions people have about laws that are written so "politi-speak"-ish most people don't undertsand them.
I "do".
You don't "do".
===========================
I don't see where you've done anything. In fact, all you do, from what you claim, is the same shit I do right here on this website and everyday of my life talking to anyone who will listen.
The difference is, you judge me for what you PRESUME I'm not doing. Don't you fucking judge me you fatass fucking cunt. Just because you rub elbows with these ASSHOLES from the senate at some fucking fundraiser doesn't give you license to judge me.
Talk about doing? I've just sent a letter to the Colorado Democratic Party about how abusive you are to other people - potential voters - on the internet, and how you blemish your party with your over-the-top antics. I made sure to link them to numerous instances where you're lack of stability was in full force.
I'm gonna call a little later in the day and speak to someone personally. No one was answering.
Colorado Democrats
777 Santa Fe Drive Denver, CO 80204
info.at.coloradodems.org
Phone (303) 623-4762
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-29 06:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
On a scale of 1 to 10, this would get a -47.
You're about as funny as paedophilia, cockface.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-29 06:27:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and since I'm shooting this fucker up the heat ladder, lemme clarify a point for you.
It's not a "who's dick is bigger" or a "who's done more" thing.
It's a "Who just talks, and who actually does" thing.
I could talk aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall day about things I would LIKE to see done, and I could bitch aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall day about the grave injustices I see in the world, and I could moan aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall day about politics and war and other "intelectual" things.
Instead, I listen to Nam vets talk about how they can't stand to see the government put kids into the same situation they were in 30-40 years ago.
I make sure Pedro Gonzalez gets the chance to become a citizen because he wants to be one.
I answer questions people have about laws that are written so "politi-speak"-ish most people don't undertsand them.
I "do".
You don't "do".
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-29 06:20:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wait, I'm sorry.
I get a coffee mug with my name on it.
Does that count as being paid?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-29 06:19:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Paycheck?
Dude, I wish.
All work done for CDP, unless you are on a candidate or politicians staff, is volunteer.
I haven't been paid a dime in 4 years.
NEXT!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-29 06:03:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Face it Jason, you only do those things you mentioned because you get paid for doing them. If you really believed in some 'cause', you'd have enough passion in it to carry it with you on ubersite.
No one is paying me to say the things I say here. No one is paying me to rearrange my thinking to accomodate for the vast conspiracy I've awoken to in the past couple years - because believe me, it's not easy seeing these things and knowing the true ugliness of reality - but I talk about it anyway. That should tell you something.
There is no need to argue with you or get in some pissing contest to decide who is the most political - a contest you were obviously DYING to get into when you asked me what I've done lately. Your long-ass diatribe there reminded me why I've avoided getting into the details of things I've done, because it's always going to end up being about who's got the fattest cock.
I know who I am and I know what I stand for. I don't think you have a clue.
You just got a paycheck.
IDDQD: I have no response for the utter stupidity in your comment. I only invite everyone to look at what you said and decide for themselves if they think you're someone worth listening to.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-29 05:37:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sitting at work right now, with literally nothing to do for another hour.
Audit at a hotel is boring ass shit, I've played my turns at KoL a long time ago, I've talked myself out about Mario Williams signing with the Texans on other boards, and I beat Metroid on my emulator last week.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-29 05:30:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wooo zero for ETS
GO ETS RAA RAA RAA
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-29 05:25:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am clearly a top notch guy.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-04-29 05:21:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because, Jay, you're portraying yourself as loser with no social life away from Uber.
You're PROBABLY a top notch guy. Just know when to stop, eh.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-29 05:13:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And that would be why, ST?
He *ASKED* what I did this week.
So I told him.
Sure, throwing in next week was overkill, but that's why it was fun.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2006-04-29 05:11:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Put a sock in it, jgreening. You do yourself no favours. I feel quite embarrassed, on your behalf.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-04-29 05:09:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Anyone who still thinks 9/11 was anything but an inside job probably still think Saddam had weapons of mass destruction. Coincidentally, they are the same people that are jumping on the 'Get Iran' bandwagon. "
you miss the point of that whole discussion, you really do.
point a) who gives a fuck if it was. if it was, it was just a political excuse to go do what we should be doing anyway, and fucking up those islamic cunts and taking that oil which we need more than they.
b) see point a)
c) actually, see point a) again, except add the fact that they have leaders that are threatening us, and actively saying they want to take us down. i mean for fuck sake, do we need any more of a reason to bomb them from the stone age, where they already are, into the history books, where they should be.
jay was right, this was refreshing, till you had to go fuck it up with your lunatic, misapplied ravings.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-29 04:53:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, c'mon now, FA. You can do better than that.
You're squeaky-wheel internet boyfriend asked a question, and I answered.
If he wants to compare joining the ACLU and registering to vote to even one day of my CDP schedule, hey, who am I to stop him?
As for my next bowel movement? I give it 20-30 minutes or so. I feel gurggly. The Golden Girls? bea Arthur is fucking HAWT, and I wish the show was on now. But sadly, TBS is showing Family Matters.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-29 04:41:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But when are you planning on going to the toilet jay? What was the colour and consistency of your last shit? What was the exact volume of your last 'Golden Girls'-induced seminal emission?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-29 04:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I blame jay for all the heat on this post this morning.
+2 for ire
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-29 04:31:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry, it took a second, but I have my schedule for NEXT week, if you want.
Monday, I have off, because I work Audit at the hotel Sunday night into Monday morning, and come back at 4PM for the afternoon shift.
Tuesday, I'm at VFW #1 Denver for a Q&A session. Those are about 2 hours scheduled, but that's a highlight of my month, so I stay as long as they want to talk.
Wednesday I get a break and work in the phone center. Calling people who've registered to vote with us (Dem and Rep) to let them know if their registrations have gone through or not, and I answer questions that people call with.
Thursday I'm off.
Friday I'm off.
Saturday, at the moment has no schedule, but more than likely I'll spend at least an hour or so getting the monthly mailings folded and stuff.
Saturday, it's pancake breakfast at Epiphany Church. People from both sides are going to be there for questions and answers. I love these things. I get to be a total sweetheart while making total fools out of the Super-religious-right.
They think they can blindside us Dems with these long thought out questions about "how can evolution be true if you can't prove everything" and "The Bible says this/that/the other about abortion, so why is it legal?" The abortion one is best, because all I have to do is ask for the passage. They say they'll be back in a few minutes with it, and 20 minutes later, they bring back something about killing. I ask where the stuff about abortion is, and they just get flustered. Then I point out the accepted scientific version of "alive" and the get apoplyptic.
Then I get a week off.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-29 04:21:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu crazy
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-29 04:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You mean, what did I do, "this week"?
Lesse, on Tuesday, I worked an openhouse-style forum with the Colorado Democratic Party in Baker District here in Denver so that people from the predominantly hispanic neighborhood could voice their concerns to Senator Ken Salazar and about 20 state reps, along with mayor Hickenlooper.
Monday I finished delivering this months CDP newsletters to the various field offices in Ft. Collins/Greeley, and Wednesday I started deliveries in Colorado Springs.
Sunday morning, I get to drive out with the Assistant Director of Legislation and 2 others to Ft. Morgan to meet with their PD union rep about getting them to back the next assault weapons bill going through the State House. They're the only PD/Sherriff office that hasn't back it yet.
But other than that, I've been rather politically inactive.
Your turn again, bitch.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-29 04:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, my checkup was a month ago. I can remember just about the whole 4 hours.
Want my BFI, too?
Maybe my BMI?
How about the results of the colonoscopy?
Dude, I'm 26 and my family has a history of heart disease/colon cancer/pancreatic cancer, I get checkups every year, and have sicne I was 21.
But of course, you don't go to doctors, because the government will use them to put tracking devices in your head, and they'll turn you into a mindless drone or whatever whacked out shit your mind makes up.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-29 03:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-29 03:50:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
OH! I almost forgot, have you thought of your Utopian government yet?
Or have you solved any problems?
Have you been politically active this week?
Made a sign, stood on a corner, decrying the GOP?
Sent money to 911hoax.org?
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I joined the ACLU.
I registered to vote.
What did you do?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-29 03:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jay...you just quoted your precise percentage of your "arterial blockage". So, man, if you can laugh at me, go for it. It should be good for you.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-29 03:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love ETS and Filty.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-29 03:50:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and let's not focus on how popular YOU seem to be with everyone.
You put me and you in a room, side by side, and give anyone in Uber a gun with a single bullet?
They'll stand us back to back and shoot us both, but I'm sure the bullet goes through your head first.
OH! I almost forgot, have you thought of your Utopian government yet?
Or have you solved any problems?
Have you been politically active this week?
Made a sign, stood on a corner, decrying the GOP?
Sent money to 911hoax.org?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-29 03:47:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And see, that's just funny there.
At my last check up, my total chol. was 188 mg/dl.
My LDL was 128 mg/dl and my triglycerides were 150.
Those are well withing the healthy range.
BP? 188 over 85.
Resting pulse? 68.
Active pulse? 130.
I have a roughly 5% aortal blockage, which is so insignifigant, diet can take care of it in 6 months.
See, people equate "fat" with "gonna die soon"
I'm healthier than most people who weigh 60 pounds less than I do, because I've been active my entire life.
So, can I laugh at you more, now?
I had fun the first time.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-29 03:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-29 03:34:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
Lesse, I went to 2.
The first one, cuz I had never been to vegas.
The second because I had a blast at the first one.
Don't tell me YOU'VE never been to a Con, Brad?
I forgot. You spend all your cash on drugs.
Can't afford it.
Live hand to mouth and all that jazz.
And for the "fat" jokes. I'm just waiting for you to at LEAST use material that wasn't used 12 months ago.
Seriously.
I'm shocked you haven't called me a Nazi Rent-a-Cop since I used to be a security manager.
OH! OH! Make fun of the unibrow next, THAT'S a funny one.
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Nah, that's cool. I'll just focus on your fat fucking face if that's ok with you...
...even though it makes me puke to do so; mainly because I can't help but picture you dying of a massive coronary on your toilet while eating a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-29 03:39:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*yawn*
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-29 03:39:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Or the newest one about the alters!
THOSE ARE BRILLIANT!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-29 03:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OH, or the "everyone makes fun of you" one!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-29 03:38:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WAIT! Use the "do nothing hotel worker" insult!
YES!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-29 03:34:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lesse, I went to 2.
The first one, cuz I had never been to vegas.
The second because I had a blast at the first one.
Don't tell me YOU'VE never been to a Con, Brad?
I forgot. You spend all your cash on drugs.
Can't afford it.
Live hand to mouth and all that jazz.
And for the "fat" jokes. I'm just waiting for you to at LEAST use material that wasn't used 12 months ago.
Seriously.
I'm shocked you haven't called me a Nazi Rent-a-Cop since I used to be a security manager.
OH! OH! Make fun of the unibrow next, THAT'S a funny one.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-29 03:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's right, Jay, you don't go out of your way to fit in at all. That's why you've never been to a single ubercon.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-29 03:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like you guys, I really do.
you can come over to my house and fuck my sister any time you want.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-29 03:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so was that.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-29 03:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that was funny
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-29 03:26:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
By the way, Jay, you've got something there on your chin...
...nevermind, that's just another chin.
(You see, it pains me, Jay, to make statements like that. It hurts me to have to draw attention to the fact that you're a fucking self-loathing fatass underneath it all. I've never been the type of person to attack people or play on superficialities to boost myself in the eyes of others. Even when it was a 'cool' thing to do, when we were all kids, I never did that. However, if you keep attacking me, I will be ruthless. Just thought I'd let you know.)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-29 03:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh shit, I just split a seam on my spleen!
ME!
Trying to fit in with the crowd!
ME!
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathe*
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh shit, you don't read anything besides what you write, do you?
I am quickly, and quite enjoyably I might add, becoming one of the more loathed people here!
I make fun of just about everyone, I suck up to no-one, and I actually marvel at the lengths people will go to trying to make fun of me. Like someone online is ever worth the effort of anymore more than a 10 minute MSPaint post?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
OK, I need to stop. I'm waking up my neighbors laughing, and I think I'm starting to slough the lining of my stomach. Oh man, you a funny negro, Brad. You a FUNNY FUNNY negro.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-29 03:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's 8:24 rad. And you know what that means - time to put the red light on and post another camwhore. ROOOOOXXXXANNNNNEEEEEEE.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-29 03:23:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so, liek, do you and ets get online together and decide that it'd be a good idea to internet argue with people on ubersite at oh 0722 in the am on a saturday?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-29 03:22:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't have to assume anything about you, jay. People like you are an open book to me. I see your every little need and desire. I see the way your depression causes you to loathe yourself if you're unmedicated, and I see the overwhelming desire you have to fit in.
Almost everything you say on this website is born of the desire to try to 'fit in' with someone...to make friends. You join, and even try to appear to lead, attacks against me because, for you, it offers a feeling of fraternity... You're finally a part of something.
Who am I to take that away from you? I fear you wouldn't know what to do without your precious security blanket.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-29 03:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't have legs.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-29 03:17:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So are your legs.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-29 03:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jay, your mouth is open.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-29 03:12:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1) It is a conspiracy theory.
2) I have never been for the war in Iraq.
3) I think we need to stay the fuck out of Iran.
4) You're an idiot for assuming anything like that about me, especially since time after time I have said I rate the post itself. This was fucking hilarious, in and of its own. But you just can NOT resist trying to stir shit with stupid fucking comments like that one.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-29 03:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.cogsci.indiana.edu/farg/harry/bio/zoo/orangut.jpg
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-29 03:09:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just stop it . Now.
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-04-29 03:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Magnificent!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-29 03:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
cock
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-29 03:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's not a 'conspiracy theory' if there really is a conspiracy. Anyone who still thinks 9/11 was anything but an inside job probably still think Saddam had weapons of mass destruction. Coincidentally, they are the same people that are jumping on the 'Get Iran' bandwagon.
BAAAAAA BAAAAAA
BAH
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-29 02:59:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No you weren't. Liar.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-29 02:57:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-29 02:34:36 (#)
Ranking: 1
Needs more tin foil hat
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I was ACTUALLY going to give this a +2, for being fucking funny.
BUT THEN YOU HAD TO THROW DOWN YOUR CONSPIRACY THEORY BULLSHIT IN YOUR FIRST REVIEW!!!
Shit on shingles man, can you go a single post without sounding like a fucking whacko?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-29 02:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've noticed lately that The History Channel is a bit like the Fox News of hindsight.
Think about that next time you watch it and you'll see what I mean.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-29 02:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
When Hearst Corporation, Walt Disney, and GE own The History Channel, we've got a problem. It's interesting to note that Hearst Corp. also owns Popular Mechanics, the ones who tried (vainly) to attack those of us who see 9/11 as a government conspiracy.
I've been watching the LIES about 9/11 on The History Channel tonight. One major point of OBVIOUS contention are the videos of 9/11 which, in slow motion, clearly show a projectile being shot from the front of the planes, and underbellies which are not consistent with United Airlines jets, but consistent with a certain model of air force jet. But, of course, here's the United Airlines safety director going out of his way on The History Channel talking about how he just KNEW the planes were United Airlines plnes from the "markings on the underbelly". Then it shows this grainy image with that incriminating bulge running the length of the fucking fuselage saying "LOOK AT ME! I'M A FUCKING MILITARY PLANE!"
There are only 2 words you need to know in the coming century...
PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE.
Learn those two words...understand what they mean...understand that if you live inside the United States, you are in the lion's den, the epicenter, if you will, of the war, and you will not be blind to the truth. Forget this, and you will be a slave.
I'd rather die as a criminal than be anyone's slave.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-29 02:34:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Needs more tin foil hat