My Crush (964 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.91 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by I_love_Kracka (View user info) at 2006-04-29 15:12:25 EDT
How I Love Thee - Let Me Count The Ways:
1. His first name is Grethel and he is still one of the coolest people I know.
2. He has an amazing ability to interact with white people - extremely rare in a black man of his size, stature, and was raised in the south. I'm not scared to be around him at all.
3. He has an amazing ability to see the good in all situations.
4. He makes me laugh every time I talk to him.
5. He is very kind and has an amazing heart.
6. His penis is bigger that all of yours.
7. He takes care of me when I have had too much to drink (which is daily).
8. He has the blackest ass in the Vegas picture.
9. He let me watch him fuck my best friend.
10. Very soon, he will be leaving (again) this wonderful country, to go fight the Patel's, to make sure I have enough oil to drive my massive SUV anywhere I want.
I Love Kracka!!!!!!!!!!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-04 11:28:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That makes two of us. I love him too~
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-03 09:27:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kracka is ace. He wouldn't suck cock for pennies like that bum Phuzzygish.
Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2006-05-02 12:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I came up with a new top 10 for u - will send it to u later 2nite!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-02 04:43:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome.
I coudn't have said it better myself.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-05-02 04:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol
Submitted by PMN (user info) at 2006-05-01 14:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great first post
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-04-29 23:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
2. He has an amazing ability to interact with white people - extremely rare in a black man of his size, stature, and was raised in the south. I'm not scared to be around him at all.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-04-29 23:23:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
I have a feeling I might have met you. Welcome to uber!
Hash
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-29 19:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-29 15:29:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
Consider this; ME making your decision for you, fuckhead.
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Fuck off Sfagnum
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-04-29 19:23:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, Kracka's a freaky boy.
Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2006-04-29 17:44:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best post ever on Uber
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-04-29 17:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! I GET A LOVE POST!!!!! HOW AWESOME IS THAT? OH YEAH, OH YEAH, OH YEAH (DANCING AROUND) BOOYAH BITCHES. DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-29 15:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're fat, ugly and stupid.
I'd still skull-fuck you.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-29 15:29:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Consider this; ME making your decision for you, fuckhead.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-29 15:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-29 15:15:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't decide if this is a +2 or a -2 have a 0 while I wait for others to make my desicion for me.