RIDDLE - The Master of Riddles (1156 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.9 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Michael Glazer <mglazer.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-04-29 15:27:24 EDT
If you are able to figure out this riddle, then you rock, and you will have found yourself a gem. There is no pun intended there; it's the truth. If you don't try it, I gaurantee you will have at least some bad luck.
Anyway, here it is goes... There once was a president named Clinton, who had a helper named Gore. Gore wanted to be president too so he tried to settle the score. He tried to get Bush, but the score didn't push, so he became a professor at Columbia University and loaded up on the anti-depressants and grew a long beard.
The first letter of Jesus' wife's name.
The first letter of the thing you play with when you are a kid that you can say I am doing "walk the dog" with.
The first letter of the host's name on CNN who has the longest running show on the network.
The thing with 8 tentacles.
What you wear when you cook.
Reagan's wife.
Billy Crystal's famous character would say, "It's better to look good, than feel good. You look *********."
The fruit that was forbidden.
What Howard Stern was on.
****** of tea.
Norton, the first name, the actor.
The guy who started myspace.
D.epartment O.f T.ransportation
COMmunicate
Now, if you figure out what all that is, take the first letter of the 29th word of the 5th paragraph, first letter of the 2nd word, last letter of the 4th word, and 2nd letter of the 1st word. If you don't know what that is, google it, and you will have found the answer. If you aren't part of the Chosen people, you have still found the answer to what you have been looking for.
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-01 11:17:46 EDT (#)
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M
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Apron
Nancy
Harry
Apple
Radio
Cup
Eddie
Tom
Dot
Com
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-01 11:05:22 EDT (#)
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Stop Doing This.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-04-30 16:05:51 EDT (#)
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worst riddle EVAR!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-30 15:27:55 EDT (#)
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TAEL
The tael (Chinese: 兩; Pinyin: Liǎng), was part of the Chinese system of weights and currency. There were many different weights of tael depending on the region or type of trade. In general the silver tael weighed around 40g. The most common government measure was the Kuping (treasury) tael, weighing 1.2 Troy ounces (37.3g). A common commercial weight, the Tsaoping tael weighed 1.18 Troy ounces (36.7g) of marginally less pure silver.
What this has to do with Columbia University, I have no idea.
Except this: The Magistrate's Tael
Rationalizing Fiscal Reform in Eighteenth Century Ch'ing China
by: Madeleine Zelin
I'm done.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-04-30 14:58:52 EDT (#)
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You're a sinner
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-04-30 14:57:42 EDT (#)
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M
Y
Fuck that
Octopus
Apron
Nancy
Shitty?
Apple
Radio
Vagina
Edward
Tom
Dot
Com
Not getting it...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-30 14:54:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2006-04-30 01:03:20 (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-29 16:05:25 (#)
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What forbidden fruit do you mean? The one in the Bible?
It was called the fruit of the tree of knowledge. It doesn't
say it was an apple. Look it up.
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Most scholars agree it was a pomegranate.
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Most scholars are wrong. I saw her pick a kumquat.
Submitted by soccer (user info) at 2006-04-30 14:40:27 EDT (#)
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u r so ghey
Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-04-30 14:26:39 EDT (#)
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this sucked ass
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-30 11:46:59 EDT (#)
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Give me back my football club, Glazer.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-30 06:21:50 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-30 05:15:53 EDT (#)
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None of them.
No one wants to do a stupid riddle.
Submitted by mglazer (user info) at 2006-04-30 04:43:02 EDT (#)
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I am shocked no one can figure out the riddle. Which clue do you find the most difficult?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-30 04:14:20 EDT (#)
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Awesome riddle, Farva.
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2006-04-30 01:03:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-29 16:05:25 (#)
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What forbidden fruit do you mean? The one in the Bible?
It was called the fruit of the tree of knowledge. It doesn't
say it was an apple. Look it up.
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Most scholars agree it was a pomegranate.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-29 19:51:59 EDT (#)
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Oh shut the fuck up, would you?
Submitted by mglazer (user info) at 2006-04-29 16:22:58 EDT (#)
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It's nothing like this fellow is leading on to... Never take the advice of someone lazy, who likes to go around expending energy telling people about how lazy he is, as if he is looking for sympathy, like some sort of Christ figure.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-04-29 16:18:40 EDT (#)
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Its MY COCK etc... I dunno the rest cuz I got lazy
Submitted by mglazer (user info) at 2006-04-29 16:18:06 EDT (#)
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Riddles are not riddles because they are easy, bible theologian... If there is grey area, like it says fruit but most people know it as an apple, then you go with the most obvious fruit.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-04-29 16:16:26 EDT (#)
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Um.. since when did Ubersite turn into Craigslist?
Or is it vice versa?
Submitted by mglazer (user info) at 2006-04-29 16:16:08 EDT (#)
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This is a really awesome riddle if you are able to figure it out. If you can't figure it out, don't flame it... my god, be men, you insecure idiots!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-04-29 16:05:25 EDT (#)
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What forbidden fruit do you mean? The one in the Bible?
It was called the fruit of the tree of knowledge. It doesn't
say it was an apple. Look it up.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-29 15:39:19 EDT (#)
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is it a "stroke?"
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-29 15:38:58 EDT (#)
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I tried it and ended up with something like
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fuck THAT!
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-04-29 15:37:45 EDT (#)
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I have decided that you are a raging homosexual.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-29 15:33:10 EDT (#)
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Riddles annoy me, only because retarded fuckwits like you can make up a whole load of pathetic horseshit and try to pretend it is a riddle.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-29 15:30:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you're fucking insane, i like it enough