The BOSH Man! Goes OVER THE TOP!! (1140 hits)
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Submitted by Dude, thats BOSH! (View user info) at 2006-04-30 17:34:03 EDT
Earlier today I was challenging earl scruggs and his faggot friends to arm wrestling matches. The closest anyone came to beating me was having a heart attack and dieing. It was so fuckin bosh I decided to go pro.
I went down to the video arcade to find my next challenger as I rose the ranks of professional arm-wrestlers. Sure enough Michael Cutler was there with his faggot father, Lincoln Hawk. I pretended to be nice to Lincoln Hawk so he would tell me directions to the arm-wrestling championships. Sure enough, he did.
Soon afterwards, I kicked him in the sack and suplexed Michael Cutler onto the pinball machine, then I took a dump on his face and told him to keep the change. I took the keys to Lincoln Hawks shitty ass truck and was on my way to Vegas.
Thunderlips was hitching his way out west as well, so I picked him up and gave him a beer.
"Hey Thunderlips, good job fucking up Rocky in front of his family that one time."
"Yea, fuck him."
"Fuckin A man.. If I didn't just kick him in the sack and suplex his bitch son onto a pinball machine, then I'm a Chinaman"
Thunderlips looked scared/confused at my last comment, so he jumped out of the truck while it was still moving. I just lit up a cigarette and nodded in agreement.
Years later, I finally arrived to Vegas. I destroyed everyone I faced, providing my defeated opponants a complementary pastrami sandwich for being such faggots. It came down to me, Smasher, Lincoln Hawk (who ran/cried all the way to Vegas after I took a dump on his kin), and some other piece of shit.
It has been celebrated as the most Bosh final 4 in the history of any sport, including horseshoes.
Smasher broke Lincoln Hawk's arm/face in their match while I had sex with my opponant's wife as I defeated him.
Now lets make one thing clear. Smasher could fucking kil you if he wanted to. I think he showed weakness by only breaking Lincoln Hawk's arm/face. But Smasher is one Bosh mother fucker. I was scared that his levels of Bosh were equivalent to mine.
The match started off by Smasher shitting his pants because he was squeezing the bracer handle too hard in anticipation to the ass kicking I was about to hand him. The force of his projectile diarreah ripped through his pants entirely and landed on that faggot Michael Cutler, who was still crying about the time I told him to keep the change.
I gave Smasher a high 5 and told him that he was pretty bosh, but my level of Bosh is unparalleled. He didn't take to kindly to that and gave me a mean look.
I pretended to be scared, but I was really just thinking about getting blowjobs from all the chicks in the venue. I lit up 12 cigarettes as the bell rang. I defeated Smasher in under 2 seconds. 14 babes came running over to me to eat my hog. I piled as many of them as I could fit into my brand new truck and told Micheal Cutler to drive us to San Diego or I'd rip his face off and feed his insides to his Dad.
It was so fuckin bosh I went waterskiing.
User Reviews
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-30 14:33:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-01-12 12:21:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree, OVER the TOP is the best FILM OF all TIME!
ITS like a SWITCH!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-01-12 12:18:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i think its fair to say that this is pretty much the greatest post of all time
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-08-15 18:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-08-10 11:37:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
this is so bosh
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times infinity twice
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-10 11:42:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AWEOME == AWESOME...
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-10 11:41:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahah
HAHAHAHA
AWEOME
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-08-10 11:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is so bosh
Submitted by Paul_Monroe (user info) at 2006-06-07 02:13:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-01 18:54:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I lit up 12 cigarettes as the bell rang. I defeated Smasher in under 2 seconds.
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FUCKING SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-05-01 17:26:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The BOSH MAN! Plays a concert!!!
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-05-01 13:36:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-05-01 11:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
with a vengeance
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-05-01 11:36:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You gotta be shittin' me... this Bosh thing caught on?
Submitted by captaincrunch00 (user info) at 2006-05-01 11:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not jumping on the queer bandwagon. Why did I read that?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-01 09:21:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, this is so bosh my plane crashed onto a highway, and stopped at a McDonalds, and said, "Fuck you I want Murder King!"
Weet.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-01 01:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was almost as Bosh as that time I watched you cram putrid, rotting squid parts up the rectum of Dick Chenney with your steel-toed boot while singing tunes by Elictric Light Orchestra. You know, 'cause that day was way Bosh...
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-01 01:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I got a blow job. Then when I was playing frisbee golf I noticed a disc stuck in a tree on the course. I went to wal-mart and bought a gun. The disc fell out of the tree because I emitted copious amounts of sex.
Productive day if I may say so.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-30 21:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BOSHtastic!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-30 21:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TOTALLY Bosh
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-30 21:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bosh.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-30 20:43:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-04-30 20:42:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
chuck norris could kick your ass.
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Chuck Norris was over before he even started.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-04-30 20:42:38 EDT (#)
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chuck norris could kick your ass.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-04-30 20:35:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-04-30 20:29:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Anybody think the BOSH man! sounds like stephen lynch?
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-04-30 20:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Smoke up.
Submitted by Rope (user info) at 2006-04-30 20:09:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2006-04-30 19:54:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just lit up a cigarette and nodded in agreement.
Fuck! I'm gonna make a feature length picture about that one sentence.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-30 19:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this was so BOSH i smoked 19 cigarettes at once and stuck the 20th up earl scruggs' ass.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-04-30 18:57:14 EDT (#)
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Including horseshoes, but what about bocce ball?
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-30 18:39:49 EDT (#)
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Over The Top
Money.
Remember the guy that drank gasoline before his match only to lose?
DRINKING GASOLINE IS FUCKING BOSH AS BOSH GOES
Submitted by recall (user info) at 2006-04-30 18:33:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This really did deserve a comment. For my insolence i'm going to auto+2boshfuck every post you have ever made.
Submitted by recall (user info) at 2006-04-30 18:28:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-30 18:22:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i didn't want to +2 this, but i couldn't stop myself.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-04-30 18:16:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lincoln Hawk got his ass whooped like a true asshole
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-04-30 18:12:12 EDT (#)
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"Smasher broke Lincoln Hawk's arm/face in their match while I had sex with my opponant's wife as I defeated him."
This is my new favorite sentence in the English language.
Boshman auto+2.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-04-30 18:10:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I heart teh bosh, but I cannot +2 Stallone. Sorry. It's a rule, it's written right here, under RSA 2674:9:12-14, "If your name is Conor Stokes, you can't +2 anything with a picture Sylvester Stallone it."
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-30 18:03:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*hear
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-30 18:02:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'd like to here more about the years spent travelling to vegas. sequal, perhaps?
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-04-30 17:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just lit up a cigarette and nodded in agreement.
This one line always does it for me
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-30 17:45:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-04-30 17:41:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
It too was Bosh
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Skeletor is too bosh, yet not as bosh as Bosh is bosh.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-04-30 17:41:41 EDT (#)
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I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
It too was Bosh.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-30 17:38:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bosh