My thoughts on the MTV Awards, and a few other things... (660 hits)
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Submitted by Dirk Diggler (View user info) at 2006-05-01 07:03:45 EDT
Firstly I apologise if I use a glossary that is different to such an extent that most Americans would have trouble understanding what I'm talking about. Seeing as I assume the majority of Internet users are from America, I feel my concern is justified. Regardless, I hope you can still make sense of the bullshit that begins from the following paragraph. Speaking of which and moving right along...
I was pretty surprised to discover there's another series of Big Brother. It's really amazing on two levels. Firstly: That people are still interested in a concept that got old before it was even created, and secondly that Gretel Coleen is still hosting it. I mean, I can admit more than anyone that when it came to the MILF factor (and if you don't know what MILF means you're either too young, or just too stupid, and neither are particuarly desirable) she was one of the fiercest competitors. But that was beards ago. You may say that she's aged like wine, or all that cliched garbage, but to me she's starting to look like she belongs in an antique store. I should also warn you, if you say she's aged like wine, I will hunt you down and cut your jugular with a serated knife. Afterwards I shall make toast using said knife.
Moving on.
Have you ever noticed how all the people who've contributed something to society and humanity are either dead, or too old to continue? Take a look at some of the people we've lost over recent years: Tex Avery, Richard Pryor,
Don Adams, to name a few. And you've got people like The Veronicas, Jerry Bruckheimer and Snoop Dogg still alive and kicking.That reminds me, when I was watching the MTV Video awards, I wasn't sure whether I was supposed to be entertained or provoked. The entire time I was watching that show all I could do was shake my head. Never, and I repeat, never, have I ever watched fellow australians with such disgust. Particuarly the Veronica's. Those girls are just completey moronic beyond repair. There's something bizarre about two girls trying to act intellectual and using "like" as every second word. Almost literally.
"Yeah, like, we just used to, like, listen to this music when we were, like, kids. And now it's funny, cause our boyfriends want to, like, fuck us in the arse, and we're all like, hell no, we're fully rock divas. Oh our idols? Courtney Love."
The girl interviewing them was even better. I think if she wasn't so preoccupied with looking at her own boobs she would have made some sense. Comments like "You girls are really hot" doesn't inspire intelligent interactions. But hey, the majority of the viewers are either young girls or older guys with their hands down their pants, rubbing their sad excuse for genitals. Words. I also loved the bone heads they showed in the audience. All these oversexed "Jock" wanna-be's grinning and sticking their fingers up at the camera. That's soooo impressive guys. Whenever I see these guys grimacing into the camera I imagine they're thinking this: "I'm not saying anything witty...because I can't".
I should stop, I get so worked up typing these entries. Maybe I should try being optimistic and less misanthropic. Or maybe not, and what I'm saying is relevant and not senseless hatred towards a society that's going down the drain. It is going down the drain. We're on the downward trajectory. Elevator to hell, going down.
I hope you've related to my frustrations. And if not, here's a cute Asian girl to at least make your trip worthwhile, even if all you did was click on a link.
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-02 04:20:03 EDT (#)
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Have you ever noticed how all the people who've contributed something to society and humanity are either dead, or too old to continue?]
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Oh noes rock is dead!
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2006-05-02 04:01:28 EDT (#)
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Didn't read the posts, but the comments cracked me up a bit
I had a girlfriend once who lived in Woodbridge, Va. I guess that Woodbridge sounds a little better than woodridge
Submitted by Paddles (user info) at 2006-05-01 19:17:54 EDT (#)
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I have huge yellow fever, and even I don't think she's that good-looking. Your post made me think, though, so you get a zero.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-05-01 15:23:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-01 07:48:48 (#)
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1) She's not that cute.
2) This post is not good.
3) -2die
4) Only cock jockeys watch MTV.
5) Your username is teh gheyness.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-01 11:38:28 EDT (#)
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+2 Sphaggy
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-01 10:30:01 EDT (#)
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NO!
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-05-01 10:22:46 EDT (#)
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"Humans" still watch MTV?
*Jumps out window onto Boston asphalt*
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-05-01 08:34:46 EDT (#)
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No more, like, tele, like, for you, young man.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-05-01 08:00:50 EDT (#)
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If I didn't have such a small cock I would love to go on big brother, I went in the house a few years ago, it was a lot smaller than I thought it was, I would have loved to get my cock out in the shower when it wasn't being broadcast to a million people, but it was cordoned off
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-05-01 07:51:07 EDT (#)
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I agree with you.
"completey"
-Dave
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-01 07:48:48 EDT (#)
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1) She's not that cute.
2) This post is not good.
3) -2die
Submitted by recall (user info) at 2006-05-01 07:28:00 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-05-01 07:22:20 EDT (#)
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If you look closely you'll notice one of the veronicas is decent, one is plain. I remember a mate telling me they lived in woodridge. I laughed so much. I think it's funny how woodridge is synonymous with shit, while ridgewood doesn't sound nearly as bad. Meanwhile, the daughter on this year's big brother is so hot I think I'll watch it this year until she gets evicted.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-05-01 07:12:53 EDT (#)
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Abe Vigoda still has much to offer us. Why doesn't he post instead of you?