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stalking owl (512 hits)

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Rating: -0.83 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Puffy Fluff (View user info) at 2006-05-01 11:25:27 EDT




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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-02 04:40:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yep, it's an owl.

Submitted by turkishblend (user info) at 2006-05-01 23:16:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2006-05-01 12:23:49 (#)
Ranking: 2

O RLY?
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YA RLY

Submitted by damage.com (user info) at 2006-05-01 18:54:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

When Fluff's mom was pregnant, she listened to Fly By Night. Constantly.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-05-01 16:14:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

How do you stop this?

Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-05-01 15:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-05-01 15:20:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Five posts in one day?

Wow, you are new (maybe, i think yer an alter), and already you've mastered how to piss everybody off.

Shove your birds up your ass, I hear you like it that way you fucking cum dumpster whore.

Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2006-05-01 12:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

O RLY?

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-05-01 12:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nice owl. Crappy picture.

Submitted by Puffy_Fluff (user info) at 2006-05-01 12:06:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

In this shot, she was actually looking at a turkey vulture that was circling her. That is why her ears were up and back like that. She would follow it in the sky with her eyes bobbing her neck as if to say, stay away or face the consequences....

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-05-01 11:58:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd believe it! From what I know of Great-horneds, they won't back down from just about any fight. We used to have a resident Great-horned who loved to sit about and watch our lhaso apso (mid-sized dog).

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-05-01 11:56:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ubersite manual:

Most uber users give high ratings to:

* Masturbation
* Rape
* Over-the-top political views that are so ridiculously nonsensical they MUST be iconoclastic.
* Angry Masturbation
* Half-wits boasting about their make-believe adventures (scoring with that hot chick, telling off that jackass boss, swimming the English channel)

Anything with style/substance/educational potential (besides Circe, Teeph, or Jack M)are right out.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-01 11:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Here's your manual you fucking cunt.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/87245

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-01 11:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

only an enormous picture could save this shit post

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-05-01 11:52:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ok you posted 5 times? Stupid idiot.

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-05-01 11:51:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nice picture. But you better get a new name buddy... There can only be one fluff.

Submitted by Puffy_Fluff (user info) at 2006-05-01 11:48:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It was born and raised in captivity - had actually bonded with the keeper's daughter. Very docile. I got to pet it. The daughter was hugging it. The keeper said she can take down a skunk!

Submitted by Puffy_Fluff (user info) at 2006-05-01 11:46:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yo momma'

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-05-01 11:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, it's a Great Horned, and I think it's a good shot. Has that one been habilitated to humans (maybe an educational one kept at a nature center,) or is it wild?

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-01 11:41:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Puffy_Fluff (user info) at 2006-05-01 11:37:02 (#)
Ranking: 0

if the comments are the manual saying something usefull....
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mine was useful. i said stfu. now STFU. you have like 6 posts and they all suck. maybe the first one of the owl was alright but mostly they all sucked. if this is what you think people want to read/see, then you should go to hell. YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-01 11:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 Sphaggy

Submitted by Puffy_Fluff (user info) at 2006-05-01 11:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

if the comments are the manual saying something usefull....

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-01 11:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is no longer amusing.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-01 11:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

stfu. the comments are the manual butthead.

Submitted by Puffy_Fluff (user info) at 2006-05-01 11:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

go to hell...I'll try all I want. How the fuck else am I supposed to learn. Jesus H. Christ....perhaps you should write a frikin manual for us newbies to read and then you wouldn't have to waste the little brain function you have being a dick wad.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-01 11:26:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Stop Trying!


He gets it from your side of the family, you know. No monsters on my
side.

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Treehouse of Horror II