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Thank God for Tivo. (537 hits)

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Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (View user info) at 2006-05-01 12:27:37 EDT


Tonight the Yankees Redsox kick off the first series of the season. I have to watch, it is not up for negotiations or compromise. Hence my dilema, Prison Break comes on at 8. One hour after the scheduled first pitch.

Now, I am not a big TV watcher, I like movies and what not but as far as a regular schedule of TV, I don't have one. But, that being said, my Mondays revolve around the hour of 8 to 9 eastern standard time. Prison Break hooked me in with the very first episode and although they nearly lost me when the first season turned out to be a cliffhanger (WAIT TIL SPRING, SUCKERS!!!!) I have fallen right back into the groove of plopping my fat ass on the sofa at 8 and not moving until 9, every Monday night.

I just hope my Tivo doesn't decide that I should be recording Rockford Files, or some channel I am not even subscribed to because the 'lighting guy' is listed in the credits of Jaws, Dodgeball, Stripes, or some other movie I have manually recorded.

Tivo, don't let me down.





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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-02 01:03:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-05-01 15:04:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

a) i share your excitement for tonight's game...and this year's season.

b) i agree with you and razor...derek jeter plays the game how it should be played. he runs out ground balls. plays hard. i like that.

c) he's still a faggot.

d)when yankees fans try to compare him diving into the stands to the bloody ankle game, you make yourself look like an asshole. a stupid asshole. he plays hard, yes. running into the stands is the same as running into the outfield wall. it happens a lot.


if you really want something to compare the bloody ankle to, why don't you say this: he has exactly the testicular fortitude and coolness under fire that alex rodriguez does not.

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-05-01 14:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I hate the Yankees with a passion that cannot be understood unless it is experienced.

With that said, Derek Jeter may be the best player to ever play the game with his combination of talent, leadership, and passion for the game. I couldn't agree more about that dive into the crowd.

Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-05-01 14:44:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 because I'll be on Yawkee Way tonight throwing large, blunt objects at New Yorkers.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-05-01 14:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oooooooooooooooooooooh.


Finally I get the bloody sock. Thanks for finally clearing that up for me!

Submitted by congo (user info) at 2006-05-01 14:04:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

well done!

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-05-01 13:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Id watch baseball if it had a time limit, one game championship like football, and wasn't mind numbingly boring. I mean, fuck...baseball is BOOOOOORING!

Submitted by southernmiss (user info) at 2006-05-01 13:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

no comment

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-05-01 13:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"Blah blah blah. There's only 2 teams in all of baseball. Blah blah blah."

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-01 13:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

East Coast money teams = -1

Baseball = +2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-05-01 12:56:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh my, here we go again.

Skeletor was a whiney, bitch ass punk.

Yeah, he had a cool home but I'm pretty sure I could kick his ass.

In fact, I'm sure about it.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-01 12:52:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-05-01 12:42:25 (#)
Ranking: 2

Here's something I never did understand about baseball; what is the deal with ladies not playing it as much as softball?

In highschool I wanted to play baseball but they told me I couldn't and to try for the girl's softball team instead.

I stopped that after a year because it was boring and all the other girls on the team were just too girly.

I'm rambling.


Hi Tobes!

-----

You could've substituted as a bat handle, Skeletor.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-05-01 12:42:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Here's something I never did understand about baseball; what is the deal with ladies not playing it as much as softball?

In highschool I wanted to play baseball but they told me I couldn't and to try for the girl's softball team instead.

I stopped that after a year because it was boring and all the other girls on the team were just too girly.

I'm rambling.


Hi Tobes!

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-05-01 12:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Wentworth Miller

Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-05-01 12:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck the Yankees and Red Sox. The only reason to play for either is the money, since ol Georgie can't seem to put together championship-winning teams anymore. And the sox are still fucking losers.



Actually, fuck baseball in general.

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-01 12:30:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

jeter could have stopped himself but he chose to take 3 more steps and jump into the crowd. when he cut off the throw from right field on the first base line...that impressed me. 2 for prison break.


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