lol mexicans (944 hits)
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Submitted by JTC (View user info) at 2006-05-01 12:35:11 EDT
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When I heard all the Mexicans were going to do something to show those American bastards that crime does pay, I thought at first that maybe they were on to something. But then I realized that no, they were not. We had some big rallies here a couple weeks ago, luckily it was on a Sunday so people weren't trying to get to work, otherwise all the honkies would have been pissed off. But today is a Monday and they're at it again, blocking the streets, closing down the Mexican restaraunts, and stinking up everything with smelly burritos. If you get them on your front lawn, you can either yell "la migra!" or "el chupacabraaaaaaa!" and they'll run. Don't try to get any sweet tacos from them, they aren't working today. And don't try to sell your wares to them, they aren't buying heroine today, that shit is only legal in Mexico anyway.
So now what we have are a bunch of drug addicts who travel ten to a pickup make one of the most vile liquors known to man, and they are all bitching about how it shouldn't be illegal to be here illegally. Well fuck that! This is a prime time to send those wetbacks home--hit up the rallies and start the deportin', that's how today should go, that would make it a very good day. But I would miss my tacos, yes I would.
Now contrary to popular belief, Mexicans do eat. I was trying to think of other things Mexicans would spend money on but I'm really drawing a blank. Unless today is "Day Without Immigrants Without Food Day" then I presume they will be buying food. Well fuck that too, everybody just pretend they aren't here. We can starve them out, it will be like a medieval siege, only without tossing diseased cows over the wall. Or even a wall, come to think of it.
But I have evidence that there are traitors among the Mexican people! As I type, a Mexican (!) is trimming the hedges outside my window! And earlier this morning, I saw *another* riding a lawn mower down to a place that was probably going to be mowed.
I don't know what the hell all these azns and Arabs and Indians and other world-jazz are doing protesting, I guess they need houses and Mexican food too, but the Bishops are telling them to attend Mass and the Mexicans are just saying, "Que?" Now I'm not really concerned about a bunch of Mexicans coming over and taking all the *good* jobs, and somebody needs to make my hamburger--but you can't make my hamburger if you are out protesting. I would very much appreciate it if you would please return to work, and stop crowding the streets, its a bitch to drive them on a normal day. And stop eating worms, that shit is gross.
Anyway I think if you're anywhere north of the Texas/Oklahoma border, the Mexicans there are probably like "Ho-hum, another Monday, guess I'll go to work today and not be a disruptive asshole who isn't accomplishing anything but pissing the honkies off." Well bully for them, I say!
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Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-29 18:56:59 EDT (#)
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what the hell is wrong with you people, do you just see the title, read some reviews, and rate the damn post? Oh, right...
What's so racist about telling you fuckers to GET BACK TO YOUR FUCKING WORK. You know what I do when I don't think something's fair? I complain..ON MY OWN TIME. Fuck I hate you.
Submitted by raznseven (user info) at 2006-07-09 23:40:52 EDT (#)
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Guess what; we all had to come from some where other then here. I am proud to be born in America and anyone that is willing to call this country their home then so be it. This is MY home and if you cherish this country and respect it i could care less where you originated from. Fuck you racist pricks.
Love it or leave it!!
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2006-07-09 23:18:47 EDT (#)
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I live in Dallas too and I say BADASS lets hear it for the wetback, greasespeck, illegal immagrants because I damn sure don't wanna be washing dishes, mowing lawns, doing grunt work or being called Emmanuel Labore, by any of my friends. They kick ass and do the shit NONE of us want to do. You want to complain about the spics? Then do their jobs for a couple of weeks!!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2006-07-09 22:51:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-05-01 16:21:06 (#)
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You're right, living in DALLAS, TEXAS, must make me pretty fucking ignorant.
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That was a joke, right?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-03 01:09:01 EDT (#)
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All the cooks at my restaurant are wetbacks. We installed a new computer system a few weeks ago that uses our social security numbers to clock in and out and to do anything at all, and I thought our house would go to shit because nobody would cook our food. Turns out, wetbacks take the social security numbers of dead people. Gringomotherfuckers help them out.
I really hope my SSN doesnt go to a wetback after I die.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-01 21:47:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-05-01 14:28:00 (#)
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You are such an ignorant fuck.
As a matter of fact, half a million people are marching through Chicago right now. Legal and illegal, and they aren't just mexicans - Poles, Irish, various South American nationalities, you name it their out there.
You probably live in some shithole small town either in the south or rual midwest...that is the only way to explain exactly how fucking ignorant you are.
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You probably live in some shithole small town either in the south or rual midwest...that is the only way to explain exactly how fucking ignorant you are.
Way to ruin any possible point you might have had. Remeber kiddies, only sterotype the niggers and beaners. </sarcasm>
Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2006-05-01 21:24:01 EDT (#)
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"Well bully for them, I say!"
+2 only for that because I like the word bully. "Why, it's a million times bullier than pirating."
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-01 17:37:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-05-01 14:28:00 (#)
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You are such an ignorant fuck.
As a matter of fact, half a million people are marching through Chicago right now. Legal and illegal, and they aren't just mexicans - Poles, Irish, various South American nationalities, you name it their out there.
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notyhin but mexicans oput heres
Submitted by emordnilaP (user info) at 2006-05-01 17:01:01 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2006-05-01 16:36:00 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Okay, enough about mexicans, let's hear it for black people YAY!!!!
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-05-01 16:21:06 EDT (#)
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You're right, living in DALLAS, TEXAS, must make me pretty fucking ignorant.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-05-01 16:08:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-05-01 14:28:00 EDT (#)
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You are such an ignorant fuck.
As a matter of fact, half a million people are marching through Chicago right now. Legal and illegal, and they aren't just mexicans - Poles, Irish, various South American nationalities, you name it their out there.
You probably live in some shithole small town either in the south or rual midwest...that is the only way to explain exactly how fucking ignorant you are.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-01 14:27:19 EDT (#)
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I'll bet Fat Tony is sitting on his fat ass... as usual.
Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-05-01 14:22:55 EDT (#)
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lolz!1
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-05-01 13:11:43 EDT (#)
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I enjoyed it.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-01 13:07:11 EDT (#)
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i didn't read it.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-05-01 12:49:06 EDT (#)
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At least I laughed.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-01 12:41:42 EDT (#)
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I'm the Anti-Christ. You get me in a vendetta kind of mood, you will tell
the angels in heaven that you had never seen pure evil so singularly
personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you