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Rating: -0.77 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by myexstaintstain (View user info) at 2006-05-01 16:21:59 EDT


http://video.freevideoblog.com/hottestvideos/1/D4870FF3-AB89-4250-AFC3-C3A49F9D4BE1.htm

Sorry don't know how to post it so you can just click on it.

Enjoy!

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Submitted by precision (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:12:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-05-02 09:26:26 (#)
Ranking: -2

oh man, I had my dick out and everything!
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OK, now THAT made me laugh!

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-05-02 09:45:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

keep it out monkeys, you got a camera?

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-05-02 09:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

oh man, I had my dick out and everything!

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-02 09:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yo, what up, this wyclef with mary j.
I serenade the girls with my accoustic guitar
You know what I'm sayin'?
Yo, fellas havin' problems with the chicks?
I want you right now to turn the lights down low
Pull your girl up next to you
I want you to sing this to her

If death comes for me tonight, girl
I want you to know that I love you
And no matter how tough I wouldn't dare
Only to you I would reveal my tears
So tell the police I ain't home tonight
Messin' around with you is gonna get me life
But when I look into your eyes
You're worth that sacrafice
If this is the kind of love that my mom used to warn me about
Man, I'm in trouble
I'm in real big trouble
If this is the kind of love that the old folks used to warn me about
Man, I'm in trouble
I'm in real big trouble
I need y'all to do me a favor

Someone please call 911
Tell them I just been shot down
And the bullet's in my heart
And it's piercing through my soul
Feel my body gettin' cold
Somone please call 911
The alleged assalaint
Is my lover
And she shot me through my soul
Feel my body gettin' cold

[mary j. blige]
So cold
Sometimes I feel like I'm a prisoner
I think I'm trapped here for a while
And every breath I fight to take
Is as hard as these four walls I wanna break
I told the cops you wasn't here tonight
Messin' around with me is gonna get you life
Oh yeah, yeah
But everytime I look into your eyes
Then it's worth the sacrifice

[wyclef]
If this is the kind of love that your mom used to warn you about
Man, we are in trouble
You're in real big trouble
If this is the kind of love that the old folks used to warn me about
I'm in trouble
I'm in real big trouble
You got anything to say, girl?

[mary j. blige]
Someone please call 911
Tell them I just got shot down
And it's piercing through my soul
Feel my body getting cold

[wyclef]
Someone please call 911
The alleged assalaint
Was my lover
And she shot me through my soul
Feel my body getting cold

Wyclef and mary j. blige
I know you're feeling me, girl
I know you understand

http://www.bestvideocodes.com/bvc/wyclefjean-911.php?play=1


you're a retard!


Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-02 08:55:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Die!

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-02 08:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'll give you a -2 on faith that this is utter crap.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-02 04:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Didn't click it.

Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2006-05-02 00:47:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-01 16:36:19 (#)
Ranking: -2

Only fags, virgins and absolute zeros would even consider going to that web site.

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Submitted by Puffy_Fluff (user info) at 2006-05-01 16:36:04 (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't enjoy watching fat ugly chicks bounce around pretending to be thin....go stick your finger down your throat until you've lost 50 pounds and then come back with a skimpy shirt so we can see some titties bouncing around.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-01 21:38:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're a dead man, shitstain.

Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-05-01 20:27:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-05-01 19:23:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

too bad you gave me a negative :o

Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-05-01 18:14:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I waited through that entire 1:09 to try and see a toddler's nipple.

Picture the absolute worst thing you can think of, and I'll wish it on all of those dumb cunts. That includes you of course, because you're obviously holding the camera.

This is the most worthy +2 I've ever given out.


Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-05-01 17:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-05-01 17:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sweet merciful crap, wtf was that about?

You get a zero because I could have posted a link

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-01 17:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-05-01 17:08:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-05-01 17:01:30 (#)
Ranking: 0

That was funny. Quit being so cool axolt
________________________

Yeah man really.

Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-05-01 17:01:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That was funny. Quit being a dick axolt

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-01 16:49:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

truly pathetic.

Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-05-01 16:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

HAR!

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-01 16:43:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

die

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-01 16:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-01 16:36:19 (#)
Ranking: -2

Only fags, virgins and absolute zeros would even consider going to that web site.


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I went there. And kind of enjoyed it.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-05-01 16:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

woah, i actually agree with shlongy on this one.

Submitted by myexstaintstain (user info) at 2006-05-01 16:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I got linked over to that site to watch the colbert roast of bush or whatever he was doing. That one made me smile.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-01 16:36:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Only fags, virgins and absolute zeros would even consider going to that web site.

Submitted by Puffy_Fluff (user info) at 2006-05-01 16:36:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't enjoy watching fat ugly chicks bounce around pretending to be thin....go stick your finger down your throat until you've lost 50 pounds and then come back with a skimpy shirt so we can see some titties bouncing around.

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-05-01 16:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

About time.

Submitted by JumpingJax (user info) at 2006-05-01 16:25:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W

Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-05-01 16:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm going to hold off on clicking this until there are some more reviews...

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-01 16:23:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

idiot

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-01 16:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You get a tentative +1 until I actually see this....


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