(NSFW) Uber MSPaint Contest! (1686 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: 0.27 on 35 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by JumpingJax (View user info) at 2006-05-01 23:57:43 EDT
Draw a penis using MSPaint or Photoshop. Best penis as judged by me will receive the title of Official Ubersite Knob Goblin. Penises may be erect, limp, ejaculating, black, asian, uncircumsized, or any crazy variation you wish.
I'll start things off with something traditional.
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Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-21 18:40:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-04 16:54:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I did these a long time ago, but here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/60561 and http://www.ubersite.com/m/61147
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-05-03 01:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i fell into it:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87459
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-05-03 01:26:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-05-02 17:50:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Gheyest Competition Evar
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87451
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only cause i dont like the kid but we're at the same place
and i feel what he's sayin
seriously, this is ghey
Submitted by JumpingJax (user info) at 2006-05-03 01:03:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87458
I'll post this one since the guy didn't.
Submitted by JumpingJax (user info) at 2006-05-02 20:24:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2006-05-02 19:42:56 (#)
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You're referring to me as hopelessly dumb and you are posting a penis drawing contest? Is that before or after your Mensa meeting?
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After.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-05-02 20:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Boooooooring.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-05-02 20:00:03 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/87453
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2006-05-02 19:42:56 EDT (#)
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You're referring to me as hopelessly dumb and you are posting a penis drawing contest? Is that before or after your Mensa meeting?
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-05-02 17:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gheyest Competition Evar
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87451
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-02 16:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87423
Submitted by JumpingJax (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:42:32 EDT (#)
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Some very nice entries so far. I'm going to make the deadline a lot sooner because I have a feeling there won't be many entries after today. So you have 12 more hours starting right......now.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:15:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87444
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-02 12:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87439
I rule.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-05-02 12:50:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
russian ...rocket?
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-05-02 12:38:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87428
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-02 12:27:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86204
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-05-02 11:48:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.
-- Homer Simpson
I Love Lisa
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87427
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-02 08:34:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-05-02 03:15:04 (#)
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Oh yeah. This is JUST what Uber fucking needs.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-05-02 07:55:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87419
This was more fun than it should have been
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-05-02 07:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-05-02 04:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87415
Anyone know a good therapist?
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-05-02 03:15:04 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah. This is JUST what Uber fucking needs.
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-05-02 03:07:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87411
Submitted by JumpingJax (user info) at 2006-05-02 01:23:27 EDT (#)
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I'll accept entries for exactly 96 hours starting right..........now.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-02 01:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When is the homework due?
Submitted by JumpingJax (user info) at 2006-05-02 01:03:46 EDT (#)
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Cyst Master, I see from your work that you have indeed drawn many penises, but the point of this contest is to draw a NEW penis to compete against the other entries. I look forward to your submission!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-02 00:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-05-02 00:47:49 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/87405
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-02 00:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/u/The_Cyst_Master
Pick your penis.
Submitted by JumpingJax (user info) at 2006-05-02 00:36:32 EDT (#)
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Sorry, only new entries that contain drawings of actual penises will be considered. Please post a link to your drawing in the reviews of this message.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-02 00:23:34 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/81043
i'd like to submit this as an inverted entry.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-05-02 00:15:58 EDT (#)
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this is something I want to be on the cutting edge of
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-05-02 00:00:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-05-01 23:58:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
I took a break from studying for finals to check uber.
This is the first post I clicked on.
Die.