Happy Birthday to my favorite ninja OR ghola please forgive me for putting naked pictures of you on uber *NSFW* (2753 hits)
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Submitted by simple_catalyst (View user info) at 2006-05-02 01:14:58 EDT
URBANE REDUX HERE I COME...
wait, what?
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-06-18 14:51:40 EDT (#)
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i should have appreciated this more.
Submitted by carbon (user info) at 2007-06-21 22:45:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-05-02 12:12:09 EDT (#)
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you haven't posted very much in a whole year.
Submitted by ssspunkstaa (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:03:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-05-05 18:27:38 EDT (#)
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Are you using reverse psychology on me?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-05-05 09:10:34 EDT (#)
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Nice piccie of Ghola & kitty
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-05-04 20:13:37 EDT (#)
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Prior to reading your review on my last post, I didn't realize... or, I should say, I forget... that ratings mean more to other people than they do to me.
I'm sorry for -2ing you and possibly hurting your simple feelings.
Get it, simple?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-04 16:57:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-05-04 11:02:35 EDT (#)
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i do like pie.
i have posted shit lately.
i am in the middle of finals.
"Iyah" --- make this noise. you will feel better.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-04 02:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
meh
*pukes*
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-04 02:30:06 EDT (#)
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I don't know what the definition of apathy is, I just don't wanna fight about it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-04 02:04:56 EDT (#)
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There's everything wrong with a hypocracy, but that's only because it's the form of government the country's currently dealing with.
Now, as far as hypocrisy goes...you're free to feel however you want to about that.
Provided you feel the same way I do about it.
Do what I say and not as I do. Neeya.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-04 01:59:43 EDT (#)
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could someone explain what is so wrong with hypocracy.
Seriously. I am completely comfortable being a hypocrite myself, and challange anyone to convince me that there is anything fundamentally wrong with it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-04 01:39:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-04 01:29:26 (#)
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I see the O man isn't below petty squabbling when someone comes and picks on his clique.
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Or maybe he just feels like stirring the pot when he smells hypocrisy in the air, Urko.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-04 01:36:59 EDT (#)
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The titles said it all...no need to give you hits to check that out.
You want amusement? Maybe cook up another pregnancy scare or two.
Or try drowning yourself, hoodrat.
Submitted by JumpingJax (user info) at 2006-05-04 01:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Man, I'm bored.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-04 01:29:26 EDT (#)
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I see the O man isn't below petty squabbling when someone comes and picks on his clique.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-05-04 01:23:02 EDT (#)
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haha Orgasm, you took a lot of time to look through my 230 posts to find anything slightly related to uber. How many posts were there, let me count.... 21. So you took however long to copy and paste 21 posts.
WAIT, taht means that you clicked on probably EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY POSTS!
Yes, hit-count just went up by 230...! Not that I care, of course. Jeeze.
The "I Believe" was not related to uberusers or ubercons.
Like I said, I'm not bitching about the subject so much as the total lack of amusement!
And my "Michigan Ubercon- The full story!!" post was fucking hillarious, even though nobody liked it. Comic genius.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-05-04 01:12:58 EDT (#)
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OH! I should say that I'm not sure weather or not they have contributed any content, because I haven't checked, that's just a sweeping generalization that fit well into my complaint!!!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-05-04 01:10:49 EDT (#)
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Thanks for liking my posts, Sacralaga... er... can't remember.
I'm not angry, this is how I am, typically.
This post wasn't amusing in the least. Not even a BIT. Not even an IOTA, etc etc etc...
And it seems like every freakin' post these days is "OMG YOU ARE SO COOL" with a serious lack of content.
I've been there, too.
Example: http://www.ubersite.com/m/41265 . That's my first Post-Ubercon post. It's a bunch of wishy-washy crap about how great it was to meet people from uber. I mean, it WAS pretty cool, but still.
Every post I seem to click on lately (which isn't as often as I used to) is the same couple of people patting each others backs and such.
But the MOST HORRIBLE PART is not that they are friends, that they get along, that my skin is unexplainably itchy for no reason even though I just put lotion on it OR even that it's a bunch of "new" users who, as far as I know, haven't contributed much "content" to uber... it's that they aren't even SLIGHTLY amusing when they go on about each other.
FOR FUCKS SAKE!
Here's amusing uber-shit-banter!! http://www.ubersite.com/m/32409
Man, even though he has a big head, Apollo is uproariously funny! He's nearly as amusing as Shandy.
Oh, and also, I hope you're aware that Statute 12 of the Unwritten Uber Code states:
Statute 12: Article (1a)-
Any post written or submitted by one Corn_Nugget will always be held in the utmost regard. If the aformentioned writter is attempting to convey humor, all attempts will be accepted as such.
Article (1b)-
Any reviews written or recomended by one Corn_Nugget will always be held in the utmost regard. If the aformentioned reviewer is attempting to convey humor, all attempts will be accepted as such.
True Story.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-04 01:04:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-05-03 18:40:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
Happy New Uberclique to YOU
Happy New Uberclique to YOU
Happy New Uberclique to YOOOOOOOOOOOOU
Happy New Uberclique to YOU!
Happy birthday and all, but this post was just a bunch of that same asskissery that's been going on for way too long.
Lets get angry, people.
Just angry in general, okay?
OH prediction...
As every uber-darling does, Ghola will soon find her way into the Most Hated of Ubersite catergory. Not saying I want it to happen, but it always does if some female on here gets too much attention.
I am feeling pre-emptivly sorry for her.
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Submitted by La Nuggeta (View user info) at 2004-05-27 21:46:48
To wit: ghola's never had to give the address of a bowling alley to get people to come hang out with her before. She's popular because she writes well and loves pie, not because she name drops with the frequency of a cheap HAM radio.
It's hard to understand you with all that dick in your mouth.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-04 00:31:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-05-03 18:40:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
Happy New Uberclique to YOU
Happy New Uberclique to YOU
Happy New Uberclique to YOOOOOOOOOOOOU
Happy New Uberclique to YOU!
Happy birthday and all, but this post was just a bunch of that same asskissery that's been going on for way too long.
Lets get angry, people.
Just angry in general, okay?
OH prediction...
As every uber-darling does, Ghola will soon find her way into the Most Hated of Ubersite catergory. Not saying I want it to happen, but it always does if some female on here gets too much attention.
I am feeling pre-emptivly sorry for her.
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ghola can take care of herself,as we all can. No need to feel sorry for her.
And with all due respect, it sounds like you're angry enough for everyone right here. Not sure why, though.
I like some of your posts, but this? meh.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-05-03 18:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Happy New Uberclique to YOU
Happy New Uberclique to YOU
Happy New Uberclique to YOOOOOOOOOOOOU
Happy New Uberclique to YOU!
Happy birthday and all, but this post was just a bunch of that same asskissery that's been going on for way too long.
Lets get angry, people.
Just angry in general, okay?
OH prediction...
As every uber-darling does, Ghola will soon find her way into the Most Hated of Ubersite catergory. Not saying I want it to happen, but it always does if some female on here gets too much attention.
I am feeling pre-emptivly sorry for her.
Submitted by A_D_Sweetmeat (user info) at 2006-05-03 10:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What a bunch of fucking faggots.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-05-03 06:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-05-03 01:54:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everybody Loves Ghola
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2006-05-03 01:46:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-05-02 18:13:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Ghola
Happy Birthday to you.
(same tune)
I hope you get some tonight
I hope you get some tonight
I hope you get some dear Ghola
I hope you get some tonight.
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This needed to be explained? Who the hell doesn't know the birthday song melody and syllable count?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-05-02 19:18:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Complete fucking waste of my billable time.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-05-02 19:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear ghola,
Just fuck this twit, break his heart, and get it over with. This trash clutters up my screen far too much.
Hadley
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-05-02 19:02:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what a horrible analogy, failure
Submitted by Rope (user info) at 2006-05-02 18:47:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
that moldy peaches song is sweet.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-02 18:28:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-05-02 17:35:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
you faggots are as funny as cardboard is delicious
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And you are to 'original' what glam rock is to metal.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-05-02 18:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Ghola
Happy Birthday to you.
(same tune)
I hope you get some tonight
I hope you get some tonight
I hope you get some dear Ghola
I hope you get some tonight.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-05-02 17:48:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
for my next sing-a-long
i beleive i'll do:
"Ubersites like a fucking graveyard"
seems applicable.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-05-02 17:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you faggots are as funny as cardboard is delicious
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-02 17:11:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's almost my birthday too. Woo! I hate birthdays. Not because I get a year older or any of that crap. I hate them because something always seems to go wrong on my birthdays. For example,last year we went on a trip and I was sick. I started puking as soon as we got to the hotel and didn't leave the room the whole time we were there.
Fuck birthdays.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-02 16:44:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That bar, some nights do they hold Bingo nights there? GLITZY!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-02 16:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
To whomever it was that spent one American dollar on the Uberboard - and I realize that for some of you, this represents a huge percentage of your weekly bring home pay - I am currently working on a new post and expect to have to finished, complete with new camwhore to use on all of your photoshop projects, sometime between Thursday and September 4th.
Please, Shlongy asks for your patience. Thank you.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-02 15:39:30 EDT (#)
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OK, so..what kind of a bar do you guys hang out in? Because that is not a dive.
And is that creme brulee? Tease.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-02 15:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-02 13:50:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
In short - Caul you clearly know fuck all about the relevance of Britain to this period of history. """
*YAWN* I knew you would make this a factual argument. Why do you think my reply was so short and lacking?!
The point that I said was most important (and that you resopnded with only 4 words) is : stop
saying "we" and stop being a patriotic little bitch.
"We the British are so badass, dude! Because you know, we kicked people's ass in the 19th century! Go Trafalgar! Therefore, go me!"
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Caul, I don't see anything in your contract allowing you to bash Britain. You are to cease and desist attacking Britain at once, and return to your contractual obligation of bashing America.
Thank you,
JonnyX, Esquire.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-05-02 15:34:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you guys are fucking losers.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-02 15:33:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is ghola just an average Thundercats ho?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-02 15:20:22 EDT (#)
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oh and i think it is just HILARIOUS that ya'll are so into the moldy peaches.
Submitted by captaincrunch00 (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:55:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And this is why I should never read anything labeled "humor"
"Teh" is dumb and makes you sound like a complete moron. Stop it.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:19:45 EDT (#)
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You clearly forgot to attach the twat pcitures.
QUICK REPOST!
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:07:30 EDT (#)
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This was not very well done.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-02 13:50:26 EDT (#)
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In short - Caul you clearly know fuck all about the relevance of Britain to this period of history. """
*YAWN* I knew you would make this a factual argument. Why do you think my reply was so short and lacking?!
The point that I said was most important (and that you resopnded with only 4 words) is : stop
saying "we" and stop being a patriotic little bitch.
"We the British are so badass, dude! Because you know, we kicked people's ass in the 19th century! Go Trafalgar! Therefore, go me!"
Usually it's people with little knowlegde of history that think surrendering or winning a war has something to do with origins. What's your excuse?
I am so getting aggravated with this attitude and it comes from the keyboard rambos ALL over the fucking world. "We bailed you out" "NO, we bailed you out first" "Man, look at the facts, you know nothing, we did this and that (<- you)" "my great-great-great-great-great-great-grand-daddy shook Nelson's hand after he was done jerking off." "my dad knew a guy who shoveled shit in Patton's stable!" blah blah blah
SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.
p.s. I must inform you: I'm not french.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-05-02 13:37:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-02 13:29:51 (#)
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Um..
needs less IM history.
Needs more ghola-love.
Needs less anime-fag love.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-02 13:29:51 EDT (#)
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Um..
needs less IM history.
Needs more ghola-love.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-02 12:54:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-02 11:33:00 (#)
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The rest of Europe just watched and shook their heads in bemusement."""
They shook their heads in besument until Napoleon stormed their countries. :-)
The french revolution, despite all its aberration, had many positive influence on western civil rights.
>>You clearly know nothing about the Code Napoleon.
This period in history was one of the reasons why the rest of Europe resents Britain, because we had to bail them out - repeatedly. And seriously, the French have nothing on the art of surrender in comparison to the Austrians. """
Surrendering has nothing to do with origins. It's contextual.
The "we bailed them out" crap annoys me.
First, the 7 coalitions to stop Napoleon contained many allies.
>>Who paid for the armies Caul? Please look up William Pitt's income taxation.
Second, the campaign of Russia is what led to Napoleon's defeat. He said it himself. Waterloo was just, as Foucher put it, "un léger sursaut"
>>Who paid for the earlier coalitions? Who repeatedly bolstered Prussian and Austrian aggression? Also please look up the Iberian campaign. You clearly know nothing about this period of history.
Third, it's easy to say "we saved the day" when you're geographically isolated from the main fighting like north america was in WWII.
>>Who provided the navies which prevented Napoleon from expanding his influences? It is also arguable as to how much our army did, particularly in comparison to the vast armies of Austria or Prussia. You'll note a mere 30 years later Britain were able to land on the shores of Russia incredibly easily - something Napoleon would have killed for. It is also no poor reflection on Britain for recognising that the French were unable to cross le Manche due to our superb Navy (in equipment, training and experience.) This allowed us to fight wars on our terms and thus not be steam rollered by the vast French armies.
Fourth, and most importantly, stop saying WE went you weren't even there. Do you hear me say: "We advanced courageously in Dieppes despite being mown down by machine gun fire"
>>We as in Britain, the immortal nation.
And I doubt Europe really does resent Britain because of the Napoleonic Era. That's american reasoning. Resentement after wars disappear over a few generations. I think the germans and french and many others have proved that.
>>The Napoleonic era not only marked the beginning of the British Empire (please see territorial gains ceded to Britain at the settlement - particularly in the Caribbean where we began to develop the nascent sugar and slave trade), but also laid the foundations for the Pax Britannia, whereupon politicians like Palmerstone could dictate not only to Europe, but also to the rest of the world (please see Opium wars 1 - 3)
In short - Caul you clearly know fuck all about the relevance of Britain to this period of history.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-02 12:30:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
<Insert derogatory comment here>
+2 for effort.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-02 12:20:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 finals suck.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-02 12:16:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Legend of Mana
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-02 12:16:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Moldy Peaches
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-02 12:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So, do you two get to "do it", or is this just one of those faggy "platonic deals"?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-02 11:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahh...I remember back when I was -180 years old.
Those were the good old days.
I remember some of the other bits of genetic material swimming around in the reproductive organs of my Germanic ancestors and some of the genetic bits that would eventually be replicated and joined with other genetic bits and one day culminate in me(a mean spirited bastard with nothing to do at work, except today when I should be finishing my bosses end of session report for her), would floop about and be all double helix-ey...WHY, they would all just do whatever it is the little DNA bits do...
Glorious times.
I remember this one particular mitochondria...WHEW BOY..she had all her parts in all the right places, I'll tell you..
I need a drink already and it's only 11:00 here.
sigh
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-02 11:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
p.s. if some people resent you it's probably because of that "we bailed you out 200 years ago when I was -180 years old!" attitude.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-02 11:33:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The rest of Europe just watched and shook their heads in bemusement."""
They shook their heads in besument until Napoleon stormed their countries. :-)
The french revolution, despite all its aberration, had many positive influence on western civil rights.
This period in history was one of the reasons why the rest of Europe resents Britain, because we had to bail them out - repeatedly. And seriously, the French have nothing on the art of surrender in comparison to the Austrians. """
Surrendering has nothing to do with origins. It's contextual.
The "we bailed them out" crap annoys me.
First, the 7 coalitions to stop Napoleon contained many allies.
Second, the campaign of Russia is what led to Napoleon's defeat. He said it himself. Waterloo was just, as Foucher put it, "un léger sursaut"
Third, it's easy to say "we saved the day" when you're geographically isolated from the main fighting like north america was in WWII.
Fourth, and most importantly, stop saying WE went you weren't even there. Do you hear me say: "We advanced courageously in Dieppes despite being mown down by machine gun fire"
And I doubt Europe really does resent Britain because of the Napoleonic Era. That's american reasoning. Resentement after wars disappear over a few generations. I think the germans and french and many others have proved that.
Stop reasoning like an american idiot.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:55:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
guess i should drop by and rate this, since i've looked at it four times now.
i like the ninja with the birthday hat.
those cone birthday hats really are the shit.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:48:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:43:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:42:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
My birthday is july 10 you feckin' stalker!
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En francaise du le revolution s'il vous plait! Vite!
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I have no idea what you're talking about and but gonna wiki it and pretend I do.
Apparently, I was born on Cumin (22), Messidor.
wtf?!
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Caul! How can you not know this? It's absolutely Franco-Typical. The French decide that traditional methods of telling the time etc are too English/Italian/Christian/Foreign/French/German/Old/New and decide to create a whole new calendar specifically for the purpose of amusing the English, which results in further franco-resentment and thus the complaining goes on. It's marvellous.
I had to learn this shit when I was learning about the whole stupid French Revolution at school. Who calls a month 'foggy?' Seulement le French!
The French Revolution was like a protracted argument among school girls. 'I'm not playing with youuuuuu!' CHUNK le guillotine. 'I'm telling!!!' CHUNK le guillotine.
The rest of Europe just watched and shook their heads in bemusement. This period in history was one of the reasons why the rest of Europe resents Britain, because we had to bail them out - repeatedly. And seriously, the French have nothing on the art of surrender in comparison to the Austrians.
Also, Napolean spoke French with an Italian accent.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:54:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is all getting a little bit odd.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:49:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ghola is a man.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:43:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:42:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
My birthday is july 10 you feckin' stalker!
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En francaise du le revolution s'il vous plait! Vite!
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I have no idea what you're talking about and but gonna wiki it and pretend I do.
Apparently, I was born on Cumin (22), Messidor.
wtf?!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:43:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:42:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
My birthday is july 10 you feckin' stalker!
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En francaise du le revolution s'il vous plait! Vite!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:42:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My birthday is july 10 you feckin' stalker!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:38:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for using 'linkpimp'
I strongly advocate usage of this word. I recomend that everyone do it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:16:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
also, stop this circle jerk.
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But the cracker hasn't received its creamy spread yet! It won't be tasty without that!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 'ghola' linkpimps
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84479
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84900
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:30:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:26:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
My own family didn't even celebrate my birthday. I even forget it's my birthday sometimes.
So I find it a bit silly to see people celebrate theirs on ze Internet.
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Poor abandoned Caul :.( We're your new family. 'Cept you're like the grumpy french exchange student who keeps pissing on the carpet.
Quick - tell us your birthday in French using the calendar adopted by the French Revolutionaries circa 1800.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 ghola
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:21:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:16:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
anime furies are a deadly sin.
also, stop this circle jerk.
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Do you know when Caul's birthday is?
No?
Anyone - anyone know without looking it up on his myspace?
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My own family didn't even celebrate my birthday. I even forget it's my birthday sometimes.
So I find it a bit silly to see people celebrate theirs on ze Internet.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:25:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:21:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:16:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
anime furies are a deadly sin.
also, stop this circle jerk.
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Do you know when Caul's birthday is?
No?
Anyone - anyone know without looking it up on his myspace?
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HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
Caul, let's not pretend you don't engage in your own circle jerks. Yours are even more authentic, though, because they tend to include no girls at all, right?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:21:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:16:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
anime furies are a deadly sin.
also, stop this circle jerk.
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Do you know when Caul's birthday is?
No?
Anyone - anyone know without looking it up on his myspace?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
anime furies are a deadly sin.
also, stop this circle jerk.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:10:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:09:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:01:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
THAT'S RIGHT BITCH! You may be a ninja, but I get posts from the delectable Sacrilicious.
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HEY! No reason to taunt my wifey, red. But yes, you are very lucky.
scourge and I were going to post together.
Apparently scourgey's busy and her alter beat us to it.
ghola knows we love her. She's the one who got pie, after all.
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I've been very nice to Ghola today. I admitted she was right about something.
I do feel lucky today, although your email made me sad inside.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:10:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:09:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:01:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
THAT'S RIGHT BITCH! You may be a ninja, but I get posts from the delectable Sacrilicious.
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HEY! No reason to taunt my wifey, red. But yes, you are very lucky.
scourge and I were going to post together.
Apparently scourgey's busy and her alter beat us to it.
ghola knows we love her. She's the one who got pie, after all.
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I've been very nice to Ghola today. I admitted she was right about something.
I do feel lucky today, although your email made me sad inside.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:01:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
THAT'S RIGHT BITCH! You may be a ninja, but I get posts from the delectable Sacrilicious.
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HEY! No reason to taunt my wifey, red. But yes, you are very lucky.
scourge and I were going to post together.
Apparently scourgey's busy and her alter beat us to it.
ghola knows we love her. She's the one who got pie, after all.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:02:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
squish teh kitty.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-02 09:59:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
I was working ona birthday post for her too, since she whined for it on red's, but I have run out of time. This was better than mine anyway, especially since she made it for herself under her alters name. Bound to be more full of stuff she likes that way.
Mine would have had ninja-cats too.
Here's one: http://www.yummage.com/img/dsc02302a.jpg
It scares me.
Here's another: http://pbskids.org/backyardjungle/files.php/682370_discovery_f.gif
I like this one better.
Also shuriken flying through the air...
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THAT'S RIGHT BITCH! You may be a ninja, but I get posts from the delectable Sacrilicious.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-02 10:00:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GHOLA
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY little GHOLA
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-02 09:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was working ona birthday post for her too, since she whined for it on red's, but I have run out of time. This was better than mine anyway, especially since she made it for herself under her alters name. Bound to be more full of stuff she likes that way.
Mine would have had ninja-cats too.
Here's one: http://www.yummage.com/img/dsc02302a.jpg
It scares me.
Here's another: http://pbskids.org/backyardjungle/files.php/682370_discovery_f.gif
I like this one better.
Also shuriken flying through the air...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-02 08:44:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Feliz cumpleanos!
The song made me chuckle.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-05-02 08:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-02 04:20:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
I love that picture of Ghola molesting her giant cat...
that is a rather large pussy ghola is molestering.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-05-02 08:35:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU BASTARD!! You stole that nekid picture: http://www.ubersite.com/m/83409
Happy Bday ghola!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-02 08:25:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sweet pat benetar headband.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-05-02 08:13:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The only post gayer than this was thorpe's williamson lovefest.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-02 08:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-05-02 07:08:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
There is no hope for mankind.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-05-02 07:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was right?
Wow
first time for everything!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-05-02 07:08:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There is no hope for mankind.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-02 06:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I mention you (Ghola) in the new poll over at the other place......
Tee-hee!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-02 04:20:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love that picture of Ghola molesting her giant cat...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-02 04:15:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is that you john wayne?
is this me?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-02 04:15:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that thorpe/williamson post was much gayer
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-05-02 04:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That cat is Satan.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-02 04:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Which one am I again?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-05-02 03:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-05-02 01:18:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
gay
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this is almost as gay as that tribute post thorpe (i think) did for williamson.
actually its equally gay.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-05-02 03:48:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I,totally,jerked,off,to,that,stick-Ghola,picture,missed,and,hit,my,spacebar,instead.Thanks,a,lot,dick.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-02 03:44:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-02 03:43:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am.
Submitted by baking_Lady (user info) at 2006-05-02 03:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who's Stagger_Lee?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-02 03:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who's rad1101?
Submitted by ChaosTheorySD (user info) at 2006-05-02 03:26:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because she has the same birthday as me.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-02 02:53:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who is ghola?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-05-02 02:48:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-05-02 02:39:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Holy Shit!
Bart was here!
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-05-02 02:33:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Happy birthday!
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-05-02 02:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Since when did Uber become the back row of sixth grade?
+1 birthday.
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-05-02 02:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
+2 Legend of Mana character art
-18 no Naked pictures
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-02 02:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday Ghola
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-02 01:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-02 01:31:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Happy birthday.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-05-02 01:31:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone watched A Clockwork Orange again
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-05-02 01:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-02 01:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WIFEY!
I got drunk on a work night just for you.
me. bed. now.
You're beautiful and so is your alter. I had to retype this 3 times.
I love youse guys.
"I'm feeling thankful
for the small things, today
I'm feeling thankful
for the small things, today"
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2006-05-02 01:25:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Um, it's like, uh ... did anyone see the movie `Tron'?
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror VI
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2006-05-02 01:21:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you two rule
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-05-02 01:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-05-02 01:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
gay