L Plates? who needs the fuckers! (835 hits)
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Submitted by Mrs Flibble (View user info) at 2006-05-02 11:45:03 EDT
I've still not taken my driving test yet and my lack of mobility is pissing me off somewhat. I'd also like to know, what is it about my red L plates that makes people drive like tits around me? It's not like I drive like a learner any more, for instance I was doing 100 in a 70 limit yesterday. Moving with traffic, changing lanes, overtaking people who were driving too slowly... normal, human driving.
It's also not like my car can't outperform most of the people cutting me up- I managed to blow away someone at a roundabout yesterday. My car is a 175 bhp coupé with a V6 engine and a wannabe girl racer behind the wheel.
So what makes people think I can't pull away at lights or roundabouts? Or that I can't change lanes properly AND keep my speed up? Or that I don't know how to use a slip-road (onramp to you yanks)?
Maybe the think that I'll somehow stop driving like a normal sane human being and begin weaving in front of their car, or crashing into them, or that my car will suddenly leave the road and fly past the moon like that kid's bike in E.T... I assure you it wont!
And what is it with people on dual carriageways? Why do they decide that if I'm actually obeying the speed limit (70mph) that they should drive right up my fucking arse? Do they not know that in a certain lay-by on the A130 there is nearly always a police speed trap??! Believe me if I could drive everywhere at 90mph I would! Nah, maybe if I got something done about the off-balance steering on my car I'd be more sensible and drive at 85. But the car starts shaking at 85 at the moment. (It stops shaking at about 95).
The general public piss me off. They think I can't use a car park properly. That I can't park my surprisingly large car in a surprisingly small space... I can you know!!!
I just really annoys me when people underestimate my abilities. Roll on the day when I can tear up my "please cut me up" plates.
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-05-03 07:03:07 EDT (#)
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It's not because of the "L" Plates love, it's because your a chick. Us British, male drivers hate nothing more than a woman on the road. You should not be behind the wheel of a car because there are meals to cook and things to clean. (plus most women DO drive like retards)
"You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie." - The ever wise Cartman
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:54:18 EDT (#)
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oh my GOD! YOU DONT' KNOW HOW TO DRIVE YOU MUYST HAVE AIDS!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:45:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2006-05-02 18:06:09 EDT (#)
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Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
Homer: Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving
mysteries.
A Milhouse Divided
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2006-05-02 17:53:45 EDT (#)
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I am not a fuckin' scouser! I'm from nowhere NEAR liverpool!!!!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-02 17:32:13 EDT (#)
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SCOUSER ALERT
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-05-02 16:01:01 EDT (#)
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176 HP? You're just in the dang way.
Get your stickers: http://www.girliegirlracing.com
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:10:38 EDT (#)
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I havent driven in about 4 years and doubt I will again since the way that the locals drive round about here scares the shit out of me
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-02 13:04:32 EDT (#)
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I do the same thing with Flib that I used to do with Stin: Talk like Mary Poppins in my head. Kicker was, Stin actually SOUNDS like Mary Poppins. At least until you get a couple drinks in her and present her with bread and cheese. Then it's Eliza Dolittle all over the joint.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-05-02 12:52:26 EDT (#)
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Um...how old are you that you're just learning to drive?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-02 12:24:03 EDT (#)
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I have absolutely no fucking clue what the hell you just said other than that one translation you gave us. Holy fuck! I bet you are the equivalent in Britland what a moutain redneck is to us with all that jargon carrying on. Wow!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-02 11:54:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-02 11:51:43 (#)
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You would probably be offended if you knew the accent I used in my head to read this, but it was pretty funny from here.
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You too? Man, I love me some Maggie Thatcher.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-02 11:53:35 EDT (#)
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At least your L plates are discreet compared to the bloody huge "DRIVING STUDENT" placards placed on top of our driving student vehicles here in the states.
A130...ah, memories...
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-02 11:51:43 EDT (#)
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You would probably be offended if you knew the accent I used in my head to read this, but it was pretty funny from here.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-05-02 11:51:24 EDT (#)
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you're blaming the lack of a car as the cause of your immobility, and not your huge ass? lol
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-02 11:47:52 EDT (#)
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It isn't off balance steering that causes that wobble.