My Special Place is Very Special – Peener Contest (NSFW) (2153 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: 1.74 on 60 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by The Cyst Master (View user info) at 2006-05-02 14:11:42 EDT
Don't we all wish we were fortunate enough to have our wieners mutilated by the Shlong Man? I mean Leatherface. No, I mean Shlongy. Whatever. They're one in the same. Synonyms if you will.
User Reviews
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-06-15 14:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mommy it hurts.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-05-16 07:49:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit, nice mspainting, ma nigga
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-05-16 07:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMFG PYOOR GEENEEUSS!!!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-05-06 17:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:35:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is awesome! you have an aweomse name too. so much dick and cock and dick that i forfgot to dick fuck you loki
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-02 23:06:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-02 23:06:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is going to give me fucking nightmares... That peener is the exact same size as mine...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-02 22:33:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's about right.
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2006-05-02 22:23:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN: To detail
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-05-02 21:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, you got the blood chambers in there and everything.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-02 20:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shut your fucking mouth Wijormiclat.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-02 18:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey dude! You dropped something!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-05-02 18:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CystBosh
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-05-02 18:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HEE HEE....
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-05-02 17:59:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome!best one.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-05-02 17:39:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<ejaculates>
Submitted by JumpingJax (user info) at 2006-05-02 16:32:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I give this post two Jews up!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-02 16:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't say that Uber being rife with teenage zit-boy homos is a bad thing.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-02 16:16:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
To whomever it was that spent one American dollar on the Uberboard - and I realize that for some of you, this represents a huge percentage of your weekly bring home pay - I am currently working on a new post and expect to have to finished, complete with new camwhore to use on all of your photoshop projects, sometime between Thursday and September 4th.
Please, Shlongy asks for your patience. Thank you.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-05-02 16:05:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
amazing
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-05-02 16:02:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...Oh my.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-02 15:50:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i think that dick has cancer
Submitted by barnaclebill (user info) at 2006-05-02 15:50:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm not sure what's worse - the fact that my lungs are burning due to the fact that i couldn't breathe for 2 minutes because i was laughing so hard.... or that you may have unwittingly given some screenwriter an idea for a movie starring "The Rock", a group of giant peener-esque aliens, and a bunch of rabbits...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-02 15:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why am I laughing to the point of urination, here?
Get me a Doctor...
BUAHAUAHAUAHAUahauahauahah...Shlongy's head seemingly fits on every single body.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-02 15:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-02 15:09:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
very talented cross section drawing there.
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You took the words out of my mouth.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-02 15:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
very talented cross section drawing there.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-02 15:04:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just noticed that I've cracked the 9000 review mark.
That's a noble feat, if I do say so myself.
I'm going to ask the management here for a payrise, since I've obviously been using my time so productively.
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Update:
His exact words "Get back to the deep-fryer, you pathetic waste of sperm."
He's dead now.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-02 15:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who's Razor?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How can you do that if the Shlong Man cuts off your dick?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:59:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:58:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
He's right, you know. This post does ROCK!
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Sho wise. Sho shweet. Sho shweet.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Be nice to Razor or I'll shove frozen urinal cakes up your cancer ridden urethra
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:58:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He's right, you know. This post does ROCK!
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:56:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't have any alters. Well, I made one once years ago but I gave up on him after two posts, and don't even remember his username.
Regardless, this post sucked.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
double exactly, fucking animals can study themselves then report back to me with their findings, the lazy fuckers!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:55:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Exactly.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:53:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who studies when they can post on ubersite?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:48:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I figured it was Razor's alter.
But no worries mate. Razor is soooo cool. He has the coolest bangs on the block. And his teeth are super white, plus he doesn't look like a cracked out mexican either!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahaha "queer-beaked fuck-knuckle"
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Razor's a fucking tool. He used his alter to do it first in a pre-pubescent attempt to draw attention away from his rampant homosexuality.
Take back Ubersite, you queer-beaked, fuck-knuckle.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
umm.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks Razor! You're the best!
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:42:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:42:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Har fucking har.
Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No, I prefer my penis the way it is.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:37:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:36:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't worry my heart. We will. We will.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:35:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know I wish I was this fortunate.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:34:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your attention to detail is nothing short of astonishing.
I want to have your little cyst_babies.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:34:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel you man. And I want to.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:22:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Aren't you supposed to be studying for finals young man?
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So am I
and here I spent an hour making a post about 17th century talking French cocks.
I am so gonna fail
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just remember our agreement - if you don't bring your grades up this semester, your father and I will take away your meth lab and all of your monkey porn.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:22:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Aren't you supposed to be studying for finals young man?
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Hhahahaha yeah. I have one today.
But I couldn't resist, mom!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
O M F G!!!!!
B@W
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:22:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aren't you supposed to be studying for finals young man?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This beats all. We can shut ubersite down now.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:19:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, that was an unexpected blue ribbon.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:15:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
classic
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-05-02 14:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
winner