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The Pot (581 hits)

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Rating: 0.7 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by D0S (View user info) at 2006-05-02 23:41:55 EDT


Who are you to wave your finger? You must have been out your head.
I hold deep in muddy waters, you practically raised the dead
Rob the grave to snow the cradle, then burn the evidence down.
Soapbox house of cards and glass, so don't go tossing your stones around.

You must have been high
You must have been high
You must have been...

Foot in mouth and head up ass, so whatcha talking 'bout?
Difficult to dance round this one, till you pull it out, boy.

You must have been so high
You must have been so high

Steal, borrow, reap and save your shady inference.
Kangaroo done, hung the juror with the innocent.

Now your withered seeds are chosen
And the golden images up in your eye.

When you pissed all over my black kettle, you must have been high, high.
You must have been high, high.

Who are you to wave your finger? So full of it.
Eyeballs deep in muddy waters, fucking hypocrite
Liar, lawyer, mirror show me, what's the difference?
Kangaroo done, hung the guilty with the innocent

Now your withered seeds are chosen
And the golden images up in your...
High, high.

When you pissed all over my black kettle, you must have been...

So who are you to wave your finger? Who are you to wave your fatty fingers at me?
You are clearly out of your mind.

Leaving things out in the ground, trapped without a reason, leaving things out in the ground...

Liar, lawyer, mirror, foil, what's the difference?
Kangaroo, beast, don't needs guilt in every government.

Now your withered seeds are chosen
And the golden images up in your eye, eye.

When you pissed all over my black kettle, you must have been high, high, high, high.
Eyeballs deep in muddy waters. Eyeballs deep in muddy waters.
Catch up with lies.
You must happen.
Hurts on mine.








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Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-05-12 09:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

woah, i did fuck up a few of these lyrics.

Submitted by weasul (user info) at 2006-05-09 01:53:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Awesome song. However, your interpretation of the lyrics is a little off, in my opinion.

Submitted by bcm (user info) at 2006-05-03 10:10:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Nice. Not as good as Right in Two or Rosetta stoned though in my opinion. Catchier tho...

Submitted by Mr_Mischief (user info) at 2006-05-03 09:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AND YES!! The trumphant return of Tool!! (with 11 songs on the CD)

Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2006-05-03 09:08:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

good try

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-03 07:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

best song on the whole cd

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-05-03 06:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Too bad there's only 5 songs on the whole CD.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:52:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i bet stagger-lee is black.

EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-03 00:03:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Please tell me that it's not cool to wear your sunglasses upside-down these days.

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-05-02 23:55:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Abe: I used to be `with it.' But then they changed what `it' was. Now
what I'm `with' isn't `it' and what's `it' seems weird and scary
to me. It'll happen to you.

Homer: No way, man. We're gonna keep on rockin' forever!

Homerpalooza

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-02 23:46:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Milk was a bad choice!

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2006-05-02 23:44:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

tool


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