CDNPIE--The Game is Over. (848 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: 1.58 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by shitfuck (View user info) at 2006-05-03 16:12:50 EDT
This started about a week ago when I recieved an email asking me how tight my son is.
I don't have a son.
The email goes on to say how much this person, CDNPIE, would like to shit in my mouth and fuck me in my own house.
I don't own a house, but I do own a very upscale, urban condo. That being said--there will be no mouthshitting in my home, even if it's me doing it.
I respond with a very descriptive 'Uh, what the fuck?'.
***
Few days later, CDNPIE writes me again, this time to call me a racist, and a few other choice words--obviously he/she has read what I have posted on Ubersite over the last little while, and come to the conclusion that what gets posted on the internet is infallable truth.
Which it isn't.
I give him props in my reply--I agree that most of my posts are racist, mean spirited, hurtful, disgusting, threatening etc.
That was the whole fucking point.
Who in their right mind would post under the name shitfuck?
I did, and obviously still do, well--until the end of this post anyway.
***
I get home from work yesterday. My email has been handfucked. It doesn't take a genius to figure out that someone out there with a few hours on their hands has sat down and decided to brute force my password--that's some really tough 'hackerology' for sitting around in your underwear guessing passwords til you get it right.
Which he/she did.
Again, I give you props.
***
Maybe I'm wrong on this, MSN has this new LiveMail thing, I tried it and it's a joke.
It should be called LiveAd. Because that's all you see on the screen--about an inch of email and the rest is adds.
I gave up watching TV for exactly this reason--when I'm at home, with my girlfriend, whatever--I do not want to be sold something. I'm not a consumer and I certainly don't need products to fill the abyss sitting in my heart.
So maybe it's not some vengeful little prick that's out to get me,
Might just be MSN.
***
So here's where my Ubersite 'career' comes to a complete end.
I'm at a point in my life where I can't bother with this infantile bullshit any longer--sure, it's been worth a few laughs--I've even laughed at other people's expense--which is something I have never done in the real world--and for the few of you Uberer's that have met me and become friends with me, you know this about me.
***
Here's my offer--
My email returned unchanged to me and in return you get the shitfuck account, complete with a few hundred thousand hits and all the notoriety you can handle.
Seriously.
***
User Reviews
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-07-06 12:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I need to come to Edmonton.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-05-13 00:48:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am an alter, so I don't worry about that kind of thing. My REAL account has zero posts. If you were smart, you would be an alter too.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-05-05 02:01:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-04 19:09:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
Who iz da 733T HaXX0Rz?
***
prolly some new point and drool luser who wants to prove how really kool he zzzz
i got zappped last month
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-04 19:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-05-04 00:57:24 (#)
Ranking: 1
For some reason this place is starting to suck and not the good kind of suck either.
_______________________________________________________________
Who iz da 733T HaXX0Rz?
Cain't dey blizok his UPS or some shit?
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-05-04 12:31:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait so your leaving because...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-04 11:49:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i bet they were medicated
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-04 11:49:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you met uber users?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-05-04 11:30:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Heres a clue. Don't give out your real Email on ubersite.
And try a decent password.
Actually now that I think about it my ubermail password is pisseasy, but its only my anon account so I'm not bothered.
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-05-04 10:30:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Between you and the other guy (I don't know if I'm supposed to use his name anymore) leaving maybe I should too.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-04 10:16:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So get a new e-mail address. No reason to let one compromised account ruin your Uberlife.
Still, sad that it's come to this.
Submitted by Puffy_Fluff (user info) at 2006-05-04 09:55:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well, this really sucks nigger donkey nutz. I've thoroughly enjoyed your posts and am very annoyed at this email stealing fucker.
You know it's probably some fat chick. Fat chicks always take offense to everything, 'cause they be mad that they fat and fat always means ugly so not only are they fat which is gross enough they are ugly and that is why they would want your email.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-05-04 08:59:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hope it works out, dude.
Go Oilers...
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-05-04 00:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
For some reason this place is starting to suck and not the good kind of suck either.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-05-03 21:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I less than three shitfuck
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-05-03 21:11:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah Bro,
Ima miss you Fucker.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2006-05-03 20:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
WHAT! You asshole! I had us all set up to do lines of pure columbian with Bush!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-05-03 18:17:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're my favorite. I'm sorry that someone did that to you. It makes me angry that people are so fucking... fucking... ANNOYING and IRRATIONAL!
If I had a genie that gave me three wishes, one would be for your email to be fixed, one would be for that fuck who did it to have one small hemoroid, and the other would be for $211917.1 million dollars.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-03 17:42:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
this is a fucked up situation.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-03 16:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck! Don't leave