This is my brain. This is my brain off drugs. (618 hits)
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Submitted by antiLemming (View user info) at 2006-05-04 06:07:40 EDT
I procrastinate a lot. I'm sure searching the internet for pictures from my favourite television shows isn't exactly productive, but I'm trying to be creative with how I waste my time. I'm not sure why, really. I should be out looking for a job... it's not that I haven't been looking, it's just that there don't seem to be any just outside my window. That's about as far as I've looked.
My car got written off in an accident about a month ago, and the wreck was delivered back to my house today. Why was this neccessary? Do the police take the mutilated corpse of a murder victim to the parents of the deceased and just leave it there on the lawn? No, because that's just sick. And sick is exactly how I feel when I look at my car now.
I need a job because I quit my old one nearly 6 weeks ago and have wasted all my money since. I'm still not taking any respoinsibility for that, however. As with most things in my life, I'm sure finding a job will take close to forever, be a complete waste of time and result in me being back where I started, minus some cash and dignity. It's often how things have worked out for me. Again, I take no responsibility for this.
That said, I take full responsibility for anything good I've ever done, seen, heard of or known about. It was all me. Bow down.
Sometimes when I'm in a supermarket I wonder what would happen if I grabbed someone elses' trolley with a kid sitting it and just made a mad dash for the door. I think you'd be pretty surprised how many people would just stand there and let you get away with it, which brings me to my second point:
It's almost impossible to sell a kid on the internet these days, but vital organs still fetch a pretty penny on the black market. Just a thought.
I like talking about me for two main reasons: I like talking, and I really like me.
Have you ever been engaged in a perfectly rational conversation with a seemingly functional and intelligent person, and then all of a sudden you stop and think to yourself, "this person is completely fucking insane. Nothing they say makes any sense whatsoever."? I'm pretty sure that's how most people feel when they talk to me, but that's okay because I secretly hate everyone anyway. It's not so much a defence mechanism as it is common sense.
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Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-05-06 21:08:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I have these days. Get your brain back on drugs. It may help.
At least you will have a direction in your life...even if it is
the wrong one.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-05-04 20:10:52 EDT (#)
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Have you ever been engaged in a perfectly rational conversation with a seemingly functional and intelligent person, and then all of a sudden you stop and think to yourself, "this person is completely fucking insane. Nothing they say makes any sense whatsoever."?
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every single one of my exes
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-05-04 15:31:26 EDT (#)
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k.....
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2006-05-04 13:37:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have you ever been engaged in a perfectly rational conversation with a seemingly functional and intelligent person, and then all of a sudden you stop and think to yourself, "this person is completely fucking insane. Nothing they say makes any sense whatsoever."?
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Yup. Had a neighbor like that. One of those crazy genius types that sounds brilliant until you actually listen to him.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-05-04 12:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sometimes when I'm in a supermarket I wonder what would happen if I grabbed someone elses' trolley with a kid sitting it and just made a mad dash for the door. I think you'd be pretty surprised how many people would just stand there and let you get away with it, which brings me to my second point:
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You just split my head open and read my brain. Except my second point/topic would probably have been ridiculous and off subject...
What was your second point? I don't remember.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-05-04 07:36:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, I read all the way to the end of it, so I guess it held my attention. It was meh, but in a good way?
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-05-04 07:26:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I didn't find this at all interesting.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-05-04 06:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
calm yourself you dodgy Judas
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-04 06:52:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In all fairness the post isn't great, immense and massive.
*complicated hand gesture*
I just like to arbitrarily hand out ratings. It makes me feel like Jesus.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-05-04 06:47:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
check your crotch, you might find a vagina
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-05-04 06:45:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-05-04 06:39:46 (#)
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No Comment
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someone had to do it
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-05-04 06:39:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DorkLordofTeHSith (user info) at 2006-05-04 06:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this person reminds me alot of someone...
that sum1 is me
+2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-04 06:22:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like this person.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-05-04 06:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
meh. seems some what egotistical with no other real content. ALthough I like the car bit so i changed from -2 to 0. Now that I think about I actually liked it. +1. Hmmm I enjoyed it.....dammit ok +2