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It's my Birthday- what did you get me? (1122 hits)

Category: Sports

Rating: 1.14 on 56 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Cindy (View user info) at 2006-05-04 14:19:42 EDT


I'm traumatised from carrying around a balloon with "30" on it all day.

I think I am too old to use the Internet anymore.

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Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-07-02 19:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

MOST LIKELY TO KEEP ME FROM GETTING A CAT AWARD!

Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-05-06 20:41:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that picture is the coolest thing evar.

Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2006-05-06 20:35:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ffv+2

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-05-05 11:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 i'm done with finals!!!!!!!!!!!
W00t!

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-05 07:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Kitty rules all over Godzilla!!!

Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-05-05 06:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Love the picture.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-05-05 02:47:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

happy b day baby girl

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-05 02:42:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Shut the fuck up, hag.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-05-04 21:37:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I got you a pearl necklace. Try not to eat it this time!

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-05-04 18:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sympathy +2. Pushing 30 in another year.

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-05-04 18:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-05-04 17:15:27 (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm 30 now. I don't think I am going to have any more ideas.

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HA, you don't need ideas as long as you've got a camera.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-04 17:41:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-05-04 17:23:09 (#)
Ranking: -2

i got you downs syndrome.

it's not really for you it's for your 'baby'.
===
*dies*

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-04 17:38:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you can't trust anyone over 30

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-05-04 17:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-05-04 17:23:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i got you downs syndrome.

it's not really for you it's for your 'baby'.



Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-05-04 17:15:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm 30 now. I don't think I am going to have any more ideas.

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-05-04 17:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Its a post of a certain quality true...

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-05-04 17:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I hope you aren't suggesting that this is anything other than a QUALITY POST.

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-05-04 17:10:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

me Me ME! Always thinking of yourself :-P

I gave you crabs for your birthday... DON'T SAY I NEVER GAVE YOU NUTTIN!

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-05-04 17:08:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll give you this +2 on a this shitty post.

Actually I was planning on putting a section of a collage I was going to post today, about your birthday, with lots of hot naked women.

I hope you like pictures of hot naked women becuase if i remember next year, you'll be getting them then too.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-05-04 17:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ah uber you spoil me!

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-05-04 17:01:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

a big healthy bowl of SHUT THE FUCK UP

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-05-04 16:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for that cat gif. I stole it by the way.

As for your birthday, I got you a gift certificate to a Chav boutique.



Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-05-04 16:58:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

happy b-day. Mine's sat but I will only be 29 ha! I can call you old!

Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-05-04 16:52:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I THOUGHT IT WAS TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!

:(

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-04 16:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I think we should keep +1ing this so that it goes and goes to .99, but never reaches above 1...

Submitted by Lady_Honeypot (user info) at 2006-05-04 16:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I got you a minus fucking two you slore.

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-05-04 16:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

happy birthday kitty

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-05-04 16:17:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

A +1 cause at the current score .93 that is an increase.

If you go above 1.00 I apologize.

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-04 15:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

A NEW GODZILLA!!!

Happy BDay.

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-04 15:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-05-04 14:44:05 (#)
Ranking: 0

Blogs are my favourite part of the Internet. I could read other peoples' blogs all day. It's because I am nosey and weird.
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ME TOO.

happy birthday!

Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-05-04 15:40:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I grant you the ability to feel your own power!!
Welcome to "the thirties"!!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-04 15:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-04 14:52:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

In order for me to be pissed at something that someone says, I would have to have a measure of respect for that person. It's something I learned in grade school, who cares what **that guy** says or thinks, that guy is a dick.

see Caul, YOU are that guy

congratulations, you're a dick and your opinions are meaningless
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wow, what an argument. is that why you answer each and everyone of my replies to your posts unlike the other -2's you recieve?

so you're saying you're not past grade school?

take your meds, retard.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-04 15:32:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Happy Girthday!

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-04 15:24:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SHUT UP JONNY!! I haven't watched what I DVR'd last night.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-04 15:22:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWIUp19bBoA

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-04 15:13:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

actually, I should get you a tape of last night's 'Lost' episode...it was literally 57 minutes of boring, and the last 3 minutes were of OMG WHAT THE FUCK OH NONONNONONONO.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-04 15:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I got you breast-reduction surgery at Cedars-Sinai!

Oh, and a +2 as well.

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-05-04 15:02:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

self-therapy is so funny

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-04 14:52:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

In order for me to be pissed at something that someone says, I would have to have a measure of respect for that person. It's something I learned in grade school, who cares what **that guy** says or thinks, that guy is a dick.

see Caul, YOU are that guy

congratulations, you're a dick and your opinions are meaningless


Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-04 14:49:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Happy Birthday.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-05-04 14:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Blogs are my favourite part of the Internet. I could read other peoples' blogs all day. It's because I am nosey and weird.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-04 14:43:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Happy Birfday!!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-04 14:41:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

loki is just pissed because I don't +2 her daily blog like everybody else

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-04 14:38:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

We could all sing happy birthday just

Ignore Caul, he's well he's a dick. I'd say it comes from living in the cold, but most Canadians I've met are not like him and thank zeus for it. for you.

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-05-04 14:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


Wonderbra.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-04 14:36:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto +2 bloodthirsty kitty

Happy Birthday, Cindy.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-05-04 14:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-04 14:33:45 (#)
Ranking: -2

i got you some anthrax and a chainsaw that you can stick in your fat labia

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Well it's the thought that counts.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-05-04 14:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-04 14:32:19 (#)
Ranking: 0

http://bill.innanen.com/miscstuff/rwb-beard/index.shtml I got you this guy.

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That's awesome! I always wanted some beardy pictures. Thankyou!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-04 14:33:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i got you some anthrax and a chainsaw that you can stick in your fat labia

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-04 14:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://bill.innanen.com/miscstuff/rwb-beard/index.shtml I got you this guy.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-04 14:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Happy Birthday! I got you a Goatse coffee mug and a year's supply of lactose-intolerance pills.

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-04 14:26:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I got you... uh... a book. For a month.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-04 14:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ewwww, you're thirty?

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-05-04 14:21:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

so you didn't get me anything? Not even a card?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-04 14:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i hope you die


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lose.

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