The Problem With Humility (730 hits)
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Submitted by Teephphah (View user info) at 2006-05-04 14:36:34 EDT
It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-05 13:10:35 EDT (#)
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You may be right about New Balance, only terrorists wear New Balance: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12630258/
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-05-05 11:13:27 EDT (#)
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+2 i'm done with finals!!!!!!!!!!!
W00t!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-05 02:43:07 EDT (#)
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You look jacked in that picture.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-05 00:48:45 EDT (#)
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That's a goofy-looking motherfucker.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-04 18:31:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-05-04 16:44:40 (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-04 15:21:09 (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-04 14:59:37 (#)
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it's like the opposite of apollo - head's too small for the body.
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And the eyes are reeeeeeeeally close together. That's one of my all-time facial abnormalities, by the way. """
that's one of your all time abnormalities?
I thought it was your miniscule penis.
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That should have been "one of my all-time FAVORITE facial abnormalities."
What's really creepy is that earlier I was contemplating doing a post about dealing with life as teh owner of a micro-penis.
Weeeeeird.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-05-04 16:44:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-04 15:21:09 (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-04 14:59:37 (#)
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it's like the opposite of apollo - head's too small for the body.
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And the eyes are reeeeeeeeally close together. That's one of my all-time facial abnormalities, by the way. """
that's one of your all time abnormalities?
I thought it was your miniscule penis.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-05-04 16:19:28 EDT (#)
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+2 modesty
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-04 15:21:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-04 14:59:37 (#)
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it's like the opposite of apollo - head's too small for the body.
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And the eyes are reeeeeeeeally close together. That's one of my all-time facial abnormalities, by the way.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-05-04 15:03:02 EDT (#)
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I don't see why astronauts are all so great. I mean there was this one time an astronaut moved next door and I was like; "do you actually, like, drive the space shuttle?"
And he was like "No, NASA controls that."
And I was like, "So do you actually, like, plan the missions and stuff?"
And he was like, "No, Tim Robbins does that."
And I was like, "So do you stage the moon landings on Warner Brothers studio backlots?"
And he was like, "No, that's Jim Henson's job."
And I was like, "I thought Jim Henson was dead."
And he was like, "My job is mostly appearing at fundraisers and waving from on top of parade floats."
So I ripped of his float.
And killed him.
Then Shirtless Dan and his troglodyte brood moved next door. You can't fucking win.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-04 14:59:37 EDT (#)
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it's like the opposite of apollo - head's too small for the body.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-04 14:56:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-04 14:50:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-04 14:49:52 EDT (#)
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We've been going about this all wrong, this Mr. Stay Puft's okay, he's a sailor, he's in New York, we get this guy laid we won't have any trouble.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-04 14:49:40 EDT (#)
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meh, meh, meh http://bill.innanen.com/miscstuff/rwb-beard/index.shtml
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-04 14:48:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-04 14:44:28 EDT (#)
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True Story: That astronaut's name is aparently "Tom Jones." How cool would that be? You get to be named after the greatest performer the world has ever seen AND you get to be an astronaut.
You couldn't walk down the street in a residential neighborhood without having chicks throw panties at you.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-04 14:42:40 EDT (#)
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you look like a dork
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-05-04 14:40:35 EDT (#)
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My post was better.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-04 14:40:19 EDT (#)
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funny
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-04 14:38:18 EDT (#)
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