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Submitted by ..ETS. (View user info) at 2006-05-04 17:49:58 EDT
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http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/05/04/rumsfeld.ap/index.html
"Rumsfield Strategy Speech Heckled
ATLANTA, Georgia (AP) -- Anti-war protesters repeatedly interrupted Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld during a speech Thursday, and one man, a former CIA analyst, accused him in a question-and-answer session of lying about Iraq prewar intelligence."
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[Insert warcry to rage against the government]
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Brad Linzy
Evansville, Indiana
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"It's just like having him right here, still with us, in all his glory!" -UberWeekly
"Dead-on." -Uber Street Journal
"Screams of Tinfoil Head" -Uberaxim
"I gotta admit. That CNN story is goddamn hilarious." -Chronic
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Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-05-05 02:58:30 EDT (#)
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Oh. I honestly wouldn't have done this had it not been for him "leaving" yesterday and today being SPT and me being stoned as fuck.
Maybe I'll actually post something of value in the next few days because my last final is tomorrow.
HELL YEAH!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-05 02:42:13 EDT (#)
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The ETS bashing bandwagon. Seems like it's been going on forever.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-05-05 02:31:39 EDT (#)
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What Bandwagon?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-05 02:04:59 EDT (#)
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What do I have to do to get shit thrown at me with a shovel?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-05 00:37:23 EDT (#)
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I fucking hate this bandwagon shit, but the newspaper quotes at the end made me laugh.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-05-05 00:18:23 EDT (#)
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It's called NeoETSism
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-05-05 00:06:04 EDT (#)
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oooh postmodern.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-05-04 23:27:52 EDT (#)
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Oh hell yes
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-04 22:50:11 EDT (#)
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I was promised dollar hegemony. WHERE'S THE FUCKING DOLLAR HEGEMONY?!!!
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-05-04 20:26:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
[INSERT BEATING OF DEAD HORSE]
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or raping of dead horse....
is necrophiliac besitiality still considered a crime?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-04 20:18:04 EDT (#)
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I giggled a bit
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-04 19:37:42 EDT (#)
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NEEDS MORE IRANIAN OIL BOURSE
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-05-04 18:44:30 EDT (#)
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Blahhh
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-04 18:38:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-05-04 17:58:02 (#)
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[INSERT BEATING OF DEAD HORSE]
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Yep.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-04 18:32:55 EDT (#)
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SPT = +2
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-05-04 18:31:06 EDT (#)
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SPT = -2.
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2006-05-04 18:12:48 EDT (#)
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Quote from CNN article:
"In recent weeks, at least a half dozen retired generals have called for Rumsfeld's resignation, saying he has ignored advice offered by military officers and made strategic errors in the Iraq war, including committing too few troops."
Now, I freely admit that I think America needed to go over to the middle east and do some quality ass-kicking. Sue me, I'm a warmonger.
But if you're going to do it, USE THE APPROPRIATE FUCKING RESOURCES. I didn't need a lie about WMD's to convince me to go to war, and losing this many of America's men and women because the goddamn politician's didn't commit as fully as they should is simply unacceptable.
I approve of a good hearty ass-kicking when it's needed, but the assholes should at least be honest about it.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-04 18:04:45 EDT (#)
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hahaha
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Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-05-04 17:58:02 EDT (#)
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[INSERT BEATING OF DEAD HORSE]
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-04 17:55:45 EDT (#)
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meh, too easy
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-05-04 17:52:13 EDT (#)
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