The Greatest Final Ever (724 hits)
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Submitted by PWNstar (View user info) at 2006-05-04 23:32:48 EDT
I walked into the lecture hall after my last minute cram-session and took my place on the far aisle towards the top. The tests were handed out and I was rather pleased to see questions covering the material I knew best.
I started through the short answer questions, blazing through each topic recounting facts I had learned less than 24 hours before. But then, about 20 minutes into the test, something disrupted my flow....well, everyone's flow in fact...
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
My head, along with 150+ others, shot up to see two naked men running in front of the entire class. They had decided to run up my aisle to make their escape.
Now let me talk briefly about what they expected. When you see videos on collegehumor.com where someone disrupts a class, everyone usually applauds and the teacher just stands by and fakes a laugh. Thats what I expected, and I was wrong.
About 10 feet in front of me was the professor, a man in his mid-30s I would guess, and he wasn't pleased.
In fact, he tackled one of the streakers....and they crashed in the aisle right next to me. I mean RIGHT next to me. I could have patted the professor on the shoulder and tagged myself in as he wrestled with the streaker on the ground.
So as one naked man escaped, his partner in crime was dogpiled by the TAs. The professor arose, received his applause, and informed us that the guy would be prosecuted. So there I was, trying to focus on getting back to my final, with a naked man being held down in the aisle next to me pleading pathetically to be taken out of the room while they waited for the cops (to no avail).
And sure enough after about 5-10 minutes, just as the room had finally regained its composure, the cop shows up and everyones concentration is set back another 5 minutes as the guy is handcuffed and led out of a room filled with laughter.
Moral of the story: If you decide to streak through a class, don't pick a CRIMINOLOGY class to do it through.
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Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-05-05 18:11:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA HA HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha......
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-05 16:16:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahaha - I saw a cop tackle a naked hippie outside a Sound Tribe Sector 9 concert once. He was walking up behind unsuspecting girls in the crowd and humping their asses Beavis and Butthead style. The cop laid him out and then maced the crap out of him. It's one of my fondest memories.
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2006-05-05 16:05:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fukin a right
Submitted by tpk2002 (user info) at 2006-05-05 13:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lovely
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-05 13:06:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now that is awesome. My old roommate is a cop. He said that it's really tough to capture a naked person because there isn't anything to hang onto. I've been trying to get those words and the image of it out of my mind since.
Submitted by QueenSkye (user info) at 2006-05-05 12:53:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+2 because I had my last final this morning
-1 because I start summer classes on monday
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-05-05 11:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 i'm done with finals!!!!!!!!!!!
W00t!
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-05-05 10:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
his partner in crime was dogpiled by the TAs
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One of my physics TA's gave me a "5/20 die" (there wasn't even an explanation for why I was wrong, just die) on one of the questions for my midterm. TA's suck.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-05-05 08:53:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-05 08:25:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-05 01:51:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Moral of the story: If you decide to streak through a class, be Michael Johnson.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-05 01:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pwnsme
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-05 01:42:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Heh.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2006-05-04 23:43:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
woot