Man VS. God (56007 hits)
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Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2006-05-05 07:25:39 EDT
JUDAISM -
So there are these people running around for a hell of a long time, right? Pretty sure they were called Hebrews, but it was so long ago, they really can't remember any more. They were a wacky group back in the day, 'cause they had this notion that there was only one God. In their holy text called The "Torah," it kinda named this all powerful dude, but it was all a buncha consonants - JHVH or something. Maybe Yahweh. Anyhow, the poor Jews had a favorite (huh?) pastime, and was getting persecuted. Moses was this awesome Disney character and he asked his god do a whole lotta nasty shit to the Egyptians so they could bolt. It worked, but when they were roaming the desert, Moses lost most of them somehow on the way to the Promised Land. That sucked. But Moses snagged the Ten Commandments, so props to him. The still get yelled at every few hundred years when idiots get bored and their Promised Land is a war zone. Poor Jews.
Jews have all kinds of traditions and rituals that nobody understands. The men wear little hats called "Yamukas" and some of them have weird curly side burns. There's a ton of stuff they won't eat, and most have never had a cheeseburger, 'cause they won't mix dairy and meat. (That's sad.) They have "Bar/Batmitvah's" for their kids when they hit puberty which is a big ass reason to party. Big, mutli-wick candles are lit at Christmas time, but they have, like, 8 days to celebrate or something.
CHRISTIANITY -
The Jews were hangin' out, being groovy and what-not. Then this dude said, "I'm the son of god and stuff." His mom was a different Madonna than the one who sang "Like A Prayer," and this Jesus fellow got a crew together and went around teaching and doing miracles. One of his buddies sold him out for a quick fix of smack and Jesus gets nailed to a cross. Just to show off, he returns from the dead a few days later and goes "PWNED!" All of his followers think the Jews had a good thing with the Torah, but decide it's just "The Old Testament." They make a new one, too, all about the not-so-dead son of god. Within a few years, everybody is a freakin' Christian because it's trendy. Then they all start to argue over how to read a book and run a church. Now we have 18 billion different types of Christians. Hooray.
Christians celebrate the birth of their Savior, which makes sense, and also his death/rebirth, which is a little spooky. They say it's cause he "died for our sins," but I don't remember that particular afternoon. There are so many off-shoots and side-cults based on Christianity now, it's a bit ridiculous. They really like those Ten Commandments, but only when they are convenient. A lot of them like to sing, but not very well. They are very good, however, at murdering people of other religions... and their own.
ISLAM -
And now we have Jews and Christians. Some of these folks have traveled into Persia where they still worship ancient Arabian gods. Everything's a big jumbly mess until this Muhammad chap steps up. God comes to him and says, "Jews are nice, and Jesus rocked and all, but I have a better idea for a book. Listen up!" God directly gives his words to Muhammad who writes this all down in the "Qur'an." He leaves Mecca, goes to Medina and fights a whole bunch. In the end, he was kinda pissy with the Jews and the Christians. Muslims all believe the Qur'an to be the literal word of Allah, but Gabriel had a hand in it, too. There are a number of different kinds of Muslims, but according to Fox News, there is only Sunni and Shiite and they're both bad.
Muslims pray constantly, always facing towards Mecca. This incessant prayer gets in their way of doing their best not to eat pork. (Although beef hotdogs are a-okay!) A good portion of the devoted men don't bother cutting their hair, and frequently wrap towels upon their heads because it is very hot in the desert. Let's be honest, Islam is the kid brother to Christianity who is chasing Judaism going "Me too, me too! Don't forget the Pagans!"
HINDUISM -
These are the Indians with the "Dot," not the "Feathers." They've been around a long ass time, probably longer than those Jews over there. Their Trinity is all about three gods as one. "Brahma the Creator" , "Vishnu the Preserver" and "Shiva the Destroyer." You can read all about their adventures, as well as Krishna, Rama, Kali and thirteen gazillion other deities in the holy book, the "Bhagavad-Gita." The world was hatched from an egg, and there's an elephant involved somewhere. Damn elephants. Oh, and they have this point system, like in RPG's but slightly more life-altering called Karma. And "Dharma" is not just that hot chick from that shitty sit-com. Om!
Hindu people love their damn cows, and won't eat them. They also used to have a very rigid caste system, which made everybody secretly miserable except the rich princes and the Untouchables. Thanks to the "Kama Sutra" all their sexy, kinky shit is world wide now. There was this little guy who was always old, and his name was Mohandas. He changed things for the better and is perhaps synonomous with contemporary thought entering into India. Yeah, Gandhi was kick ass in his loin cloth...
BUDDHISM -
Once upon a time, there was this Hindu Prince whose dad was way overprotective. He didn't want his son seeing any nasty shit, so he always kept the kid free of worldly pain. This plan failed. The kid grew up, ditched his wife, sat under a lotus tree for a long time in contemplation and walked away as the Buddha. He strolled around and told everybody that there biggest problem was that they "wanted," and this caused suffering. Everything was suffering to this dude. But he would tell a bunch of neat-o riddles that you would try and think about to reach "Zen," and things could get better. All in all, it sucks to be alive.
The Buddha died and everybody was super sad, but he pops up again. The Dali Lama runs around as the reincarnation of the old dude after meeting Kurt Cobain in Nirvana or something. They used to teach about the "Eight-fold Path" and the tantric ways in Tibet, but the Chinese drove them all out. 'Cause ya know those wily Buddhists, they cause so much trouble, setting themselves on fire in silent protest.
TAOISM -
So this crazy old guy lived out in the woods, and his name was Lao Tzu. He didn't bother anybody, but people always came to him with questions since the dude was so old (which translates into wise.) Even the local Prince would bother him for advice ever now and again, and Lao Tzu would just sigh and tell these fucks the best ideas he had. One day, he hears the Prince is going to do something stupid, so he actually leaves the woods and goes to the castle. The Prince tells Lao Tzu to shove off. Lao Tzu gives mankind the middle finger, gets on the back of a giant water buffalo and proceeds to ride off into the sunset. At the gate, a soldier begs him not to leave. Lao Tzu goes and sits under a tree with his buffalo, writes the "Tao Te Ching" in a few days, hands in to guard and bails out. The End.
Lao Tzu never preached a word of his religion/philosophy, so no one is sure what he really wanted. The Tao is "The Way" and is never fully explained, but is some kind of all powerful energy in everything that flows at all times. Okay. He came up with the concepts of the "Yin" and "Yang" along with the symbol that a bunch of white surfers would eventually steal. It's all about balance and big time mystical mumbo-jumbo of the like. The "I Ching" figures in here as well somehow...
CONFUCIANISM -
Confucius was a bastard. He pretty much spent all his time writing about how he "thought" people ought to act in polite society and seeking out a job with any Prince dumb enough to employ him. His Five Classics (Wu Ching) and Four Books (Ssu Shu) are nothing but civil service examples. Much more a philosophy than a religion, he must be thrilled that there are temples erected in his honor. Confucius met Loa Tzu once, actually. He was terrified of the old Taoist Master and likened him to a "Dragon." Pussy.
His teachings were big throughout the educational system of China for centuries. He came up with the "Golden Rule" on his own and generally wagged his finger at everybody, telling them to behave. There has been an unspoken feud between Confucianism and Taoism for centuries, because they sprung up at the same time and they are so drastically different. However, because of those differences, they are also able to co-exist together relatively peacefully. Americans came to know Confucius riddles through the aid of cookies served at Chinese restaurants. Ever notice how the notes have gone downhill recently?
OTHER STUFF -
There are other major world religions out there as well. Jainism, Shintoism, Sikhism, and Zoroastorism are some, but let's be honest... no one cares. There are Wiccans, of course, but they are a silly people. There's a bunch of semi-dead faiths floating around the Americas, but not enough people practice them to be recognize here. Plus I can't spell, let alone pronounce any of that Aztec shit. And Satanists, well... they're just bored.
Me, I believe in Chaos. I believe in a higher power without a name, face, identity or personality that doesn't give two shits. I believe death is the last great adventure and energy doesn't die, it just changes, so we go somewhere, do something. I'm not arrogant or ignorant enough to claim knowledge of that path, nor do I believe any one should take "faith" so damn seriously. Hence this post.
User Reviews
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:33:08 EDT (#)
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Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.
"Death is the next great adventure." - Very Dumbledore of you.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2006-08-25 14:04:45 EDT (#)
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You know, for the longest time I called myself this happy Buddhist, om madi padme hum, all that good stuff. Then I had two revelations one day.
I woke up suddenly and thought "The concept of God is the dumbest thing ever. Some omnipresent being created us all for a set path and worship? How fucking ridiculous is that? This isn't Scooby Doo, the world isn't the goddamn Disney channel. Real emporers don't get turned into llamas and dance around with John Goodman. Give me a break."
My second revelation was: "And who was this Buddha fellow. Someone I didn't meet, that's for sure. In fact, I don't know any Buddhists. Why am I a Buddhist, cause it looks cool to cook dinner and chant quietly to yourself? Psh, lame. I'm not deriving happiness from that whole emotional/physical detachment thing, I derive happiness from being myself. Fuck it, fuck that."
And my revelations for that morning were then over.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-08-19 13:59:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by malefic (user info) at 2006-08-19 13:20:21 (#)
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what the fuck is this boring shit
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Yeah, Maldipshitific, just like YOUR posts.
Bwahahahahaha!!
Submitted by malefic (user info) at 2006-08-19 13:20:21 EDT (#)
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what the fuck is this boring shit
Submitted by samtheyeti (user info) at 2006-07-26 08:36:45 EDT (#)
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Chaos, interesting, for many a time I have tohught about religion, why? whats right? whats the point? But I have firmly believed in a higher power, but not one in any book, faith of religion, but I think that you have put a name there to my views.
This Chaos that you speak of arouse some interest in me & I persued to search more information on the net, unable to locate any resorces of reading I come back to you and post.
Are there any places online for readin up on this?
Could you make a post specific to this?
Thaks for a interesting read there.
Sam.
P.S, What happened with you and the girl with the kid? No conclusion to that story yet....
Submitted by XoXFreaksRUsXoX (user info) at 2006-06-21 19:02:03 EDT (#)
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lmao
Submitted by nephilim (user info) at 2006-06-09 22:37:18 EDT (#)
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Do god's kill prostitutes?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-06-01 13:55:29 EDT (#)
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What about the flying spaggetti monster?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-01 12:32:14 EDT (#)
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Nominated for best ever
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88572
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-05-31 22:06:00 EDT (#)
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This has HOW MANY HITS??
But...how??
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-05-29 18:25:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-05-26 05:03:53 (#)
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No one fucks with The Jesus.
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Yes.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-05-27 06:11:42 EDT (#)
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Like 5 years before he started scientology, Hubbard was quoted as saying something along the lines of "Writers who want to make money should stop writing and start up a religion". It's not difficult to work the rest out.
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-05-26 05:03:53 EDT (#)
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No one fucks with The Jesus.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-26 04:54:33 EDT (#)
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Know what I love?
People claim LRH wrote Battlefield Earth as a way to promote Scientology, even though the book was written before Dianetics.
And John Travolta needs to die, because I love the book, and he fucked it ALL up by not even using a thrid of it, and the third he DID use got so fucking whacked to shit it's unrecognizable.
Seriously, the week/two weeks in the movie took damn near a year and a half in the book.
Bah...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-26 04:48:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-26 04:18:34 (#)
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Scientology started as a fucking BET among three SciFi writers!!!
Arthur C. Clarke, Robert A. Heinlien and L. Ron Hubbard were at a convention back in the late '70's. Clarke was giving Hubbard shit for having used some spirituality in his "Battlefield Earth" series of books. He kinda yelled at Heinlein, too, but Rob was weird and didn't care. After much arguing, Clarke made a bet with Hubbard (for, like 20 dollars) that Hubbard could probably create an actual religion out of his ramblings.
In the early 1980's, Hubbard produced a non-fiction book called "Dianetics," loosely based of the life philosphy that his futuristic characters followed in his books. (Heinlein created GROK, from "Stranger in a Strange Land" but it never really caught on, except with stoners.) There were even comercials for Dianetics back in the day!!! Then Hubbard got together a bunch of people, streamlined Dianetics into more of a religion than a philosophy (TeH Theta Waves!) and reintroduced it as Scientology.
It's all absolute fucking bullshit.
Submitted by the_thorne (user info) at 2006-05-25 15:13:49 EDT (#)
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You should do a follow up post on Scientology....
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-05-24 13:37:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by KillerTofu (user info) at 2006-05-24 12:13:06 EDT (#)
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Congrats on B@W.
THAT WAS SO DAMN ACCURATE IT'S SCARY!
Submitted by mini_plum (user info) at 2006-05-23 16:26:20 EDT (#)
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gave up, but it was probably good
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-05-21 07:04:27 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-05-20 20:17:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-05-05 09:30:32 (#)
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Now I want to learn more about religion. I NEED TO KNOW WHO DESERVES MY WORSHIP!!
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I do, Caesar, I do.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-20 20:06:26 EDT (#)
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The Dali Lama runs around as the reincarnation of the old dude after meeting Kurt Cobain in Nirvana or something.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-05-19 03:02:24 EDT (#)
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Well said.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-18 01:52:59 EDT (#)
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done to death
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-18 01:48:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by KillerAngel (user info) at 2006-05-18 01:39:11 (#)
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Can't read it through the horrible grammar. Gave up halfway through Christianity.
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Yeah, HOW DARE YOU WRITE HOW PEOPLE TALK!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-18 01:45:53 EDT (#)
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WAAAAAAA IM A GRAMMAR NAZI WAAAAAAAAAAAA
fucking ponce.
Submitted by KillerAngel (user info) at 2006-05-18 01:39:11 EDT (#)
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Can't read it through the horrible grammar. Gave up halfway through Christianity.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-18 01:13:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Duke_Prometheus_III (user info) at 2006-05-16 09:04:25 (#)
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You believe in chaos, yet your symbol for it is wrong. It should be eight arrows of different widths and lengths, you cunt.
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According to who? I have never before seen the Chaos Star represented that way.
Besides... it's a fucking Chaos Star. I highly doubt it really matters how the damn symbol is drawn...
And why am I the last one to ever know that I made Bored At Work?
Thanks to everybody who understood this was, *ahem*.... satire.
*coughabdulaltercough*
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-18 00:19:55 EDT (#)
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Each time that you make B@W, does it feel like you sold a bit of your soul?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-05-16 14:00:36 EDT (#)
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congrats on b@w. maybe some people will click on your user info and read your other stuff. maybe a publisher will. OH MY GOD YOU'RE GOING TO BE RICH!!!!!!
can i live in the pool house?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:59:39 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about Abdul
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Submitted by Abdul (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:43:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Duke_Prometheus_III (user info) at 2006-05-16 09:04:25 EDT (#)
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You believe in chaos, yet your symbol for it is wrong. It should be eight arrows of different widths and lengths, you cunt.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-05-15 19:39:11 EDT (#)
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Please, please -it's "yarmulke" not "yamuka."
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-15 19:32:11 EDT (#)
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this is a tasty post. good work.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-05-15 19:22:39 EDT (#)
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wow b@w.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-15 09:31:13 EDT (#)
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B@W
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-15 08:18:38 EDT (#)
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HOW CAN YOU FORGET SCIENTOLOGY!?!
LORD GOD MISTER TOMMY CRUISE SIR SAYS IT'S TEH BESTEST!
Oh god... I feel so so dirty now...
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2006-05-07 12:52:32 EDT (#)
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Buddha's dad was dead, his much older sister was the protective one.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-05-07 12:28:53 EDT (#)
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nigga stole my bikism?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-06 02:11:25 EDT (#)
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This is true, Brendon, but they don't care...
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-05-05 19:27:15 EDT (#)
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... being an untouchable is a bad thing, they are the lowest caste.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-05-05 18:53:14 EDT (#)
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and what of Deism?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-05-05 18:44:16 EDT (#)
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"And Satanists, well... they're just bored."
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-05 18:36:15 EDT (#)
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jojo747 - Sorry, I've never even heard of Vice Magazine...
Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2006-05-05 16:23:09 EDT (#)
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This is a poor version of "The Vice Guide to Every Religion in the World" from Vice magazine
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-05 15:41:44 EDT (#)
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WHERE IS TEH ANGEL MORONI
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-05 14:54:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-05-05 14:21:01 EDT (#)
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...nope
elephants created the earth out of old animal crackers and '93 ford bronco parts so that
they would have a place to stomp around and blow their trumpet-nose thing on. its true,
one of them told me this one time while i was safariing in the appalachians but he flew away
so fast after he said it, i didnt get a good look at his face but, i must say, this a quite understandable and in depth take on what the elephant over-lords would have wanted.
true story
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-05-05 13:11:27 EDT (#)
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With all due respect to your awesome stories, this is my all-time favorite kaos-king uber post. I've been looking into getting a sort of "faith" tattoo for years. Something combining all those major symbols, each with an "arrow" of sorts pointing towards the center....I dunno, maybe that's a little trippy.
I must say, my spiritual views lie somewhere in-between the agnostic plain and your Chaos-Energy deal. On the other hand, by virtue of being agnostic, I can't say I wholly believe it. I'm always in the middle. Looks like it's Hell's vestibule for me.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-05-05 12:51:05 EDT (#)
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This was actually pretty badass.
Combination of intellect and humor. I liked it.
What about Mormons? They are just asking to be made fun of!
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2006-05-05 12:43:10 EDT (#)
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werd
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-05 12:32:43 EDT (#)
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no scientology?? pfft
Submitted by totkid (user info) at 2006-05-05 12:18:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-05 10:32:45 (#)
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It's not "Islam" it's "Islamicityinism".
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Don't you dare copy my Style. You twatisticalisticationary
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-05-05 12:12:42 EDT (#)
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Yeah, that pretty much sums up my religious beliefs.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-05 11:47:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-05 11:25:58 (#)
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http://tinyurl.com/l4h9n LOOK! LOOK!
One of the most disgustingly wonderful things I've seen in quite a while...
Submitted by no_one (user info) at 2006-05-05 11:28:52 EDT (#)
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And then their were the scientologists. Their religion involved being extremely wealthy, as well as gullibled... or something
Submitted by polishsausage (user info) at 2006-05-05 11:28:01 EDT (#)
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well done
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-05-05 11:18:37 EDT (#)
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Ah, but what of the Midi-Chlorians?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-05-05 11:11:27 EDT (#)
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+2 i'm done with finals!!!!!!!!!!!
W00t!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-05 10:45:59 EDT (#)
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someone's gonna make that bottom set of symbols into a tattoo now.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-05 10:36:25 EDT (#)
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Where's the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-05 10:34:21 EDT (#)
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But if shadow is right, then the promised land is either Idaho or Prince Edward Island. Score!
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-05 10:32:45 EDT (#)
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It's not "Islam" it's "Islamicityinism".
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-05-05 10:28:44 EDT (#)
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heh, I had to copy and paste one of my own responses because I am just that lazy...
I personally subscribe to the "Magic Potato Theory of Creation"
allow me to ellaborate:
A long long time ago the great and lonely Magic Potato was floating through the void of space and time when He decided He needed some company. Using His Magic Wand of Creation, the Magic Potato swirled (without arms, He's just that powerful) and created Life, the Universe, and Everything.
A the heart of creation are potatos, made in the image of the Divine Magic Potato. Everything else is insubstantial and unimportant.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-05 09:42:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-05 09:27:57 (#)
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Public Service Announcement: The Official Religion Of Ubersite Is Sacrilicious.
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This is why you are captain.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-05-05 09:30:32 EDT (#)
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Now I want to learn more about religion. I NEED TO KNOW WHO DESERVES MY WORSHIP!!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-05 09:27:57 EDT (#)
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Public Service Announcement: The Official Religion Of Ubersite Is Sacrilicious.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-05-05 09:27:55 EDT (#)
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Nice.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-05-05 09:15:52 EDT (#)
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ism?
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-05-05 09:05:09 EDT (#)
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Meh.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-05-05 09:03:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-05 08:47:51 EDT (#)
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I THOUGHT I +@ed TIS!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-05-05 08:29:52 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-05-05 08:19:13 EDT (#)
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The Jews sure do love them some persecution
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-05 07:53:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by totkid (user info) at 2006-05-05 07:50:27 (#)
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I'd like to vouchsafe a comment or two aimed at pointing out a couple of minor mistakes buried in the passage above the first of which concerns Sikhism the importance of the core idea of which is I would suggest beyond dispute but which escaped the Attention in a rather unfortunate manner such that given the principle of masturbatoricality it would not come as a surprise to learn It.
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Holy Fuck!
Yeah dude, rock on! That sentence just made my feeble little mind explode. You rule.
Submitted by totkid (user info) at 2006-05-05 07:50:27 EDT (#)
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I'd like to vouchsafe a comment or two aimed at pointing out a couple of minor mistakes buried in the passage above the first of which concerns Sikhism the importance of the core idea of which is I would suggest beyond dispute but which escaped the Attention in a rather unfortunate manner such that given the principle of masturbatoricality it would not come as a surprise to learn It.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-05-05 07:47:10 EDT (#)
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the church of Jimmy Page
PS: YOU ARE GAY
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-05 07:40:51 EDT (#)
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neo-paganism