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Submitted by Monkey (View user info) at 2006-05-05 13:15:31 EDT
This is a conversation I had with a guy I met from some silly website. I have never met him and never cared to. He also happened to have talked to two of my friends. During this conversation I was telling one of these girls about this. This is what happened:
PHOTO DUDE (1:56:41 PM): hi
Piranha (1:56:52 PM): hey
Piranha (1:56:54 PM): whats up?
PHOTO DUDE (1:57:00 PM): not much
Piranha (1:57:06 PM): fun fun
Piranha (1:57:20 PM): hehe you have talked to two of my friends before you did me... through hot or not.
PHOTO DUDE (1:57:34 PM): which ones?
Piranha (1:57:56 PM): umm the one witha kid and in her pic was leaning towards an alien
PHOTO DUDE (1:58:13 PM): real friend or internet friend?
Piranha (1:58:15 PM): and another named Jen, I don't know what her pic looks like, I haven't seen it.
Piranha (1:58:18 PM): no real friend.
Piranha (1:58:36 PM): I hang out with them on a fairly regular basis.
PHOTO DUDE (1:58:37 PM): yeah I didnt want my balls put in clothespins with that one girl
PHOTO DUDE (1:58:45 PM): and what did the other say about me?
PHOTO DUDE (1:59:09 PM): couldnt handle the non fake and smooth and judged me and blew me off most likely
Piranha (1:59:14 PM): just that you asked up front questions that were way to personal for the first time talk. and it made her uncomfortable.
Piranha (1:59:34 PM): nothing bad...
Piranha (1:59:44 PM): hehe balls put in clothespins huh?
PHOTO DUDE (1:59:47 PM): yeah which goes with what I just said, im sure she will have a great time with all the fake guys
Piranha (1:59:53 PM): yah she's a domme it's kind of funny.
PHOTO DUDE (2:00:08 PM): well the other one was into bondage and CBT, not my thing
Piranha (2:00:15 PM): her boyfriend won't let her be a domme while he's dating her.
PHOTO DUDE (2:00:24 PM): im not sure which one jen was
PHOTO DUDE (2:00:40 PM): then he shouldnt be with her, and she shouldnt be with him
Piranha (2:00:42 PM): hmmm... I don't have a refrence for you.
PHOTO DUDE (2:00:55 PM): but she did blow me off yes?
Piranha (2:00:59 PM): they get along fine especially sexually... she's quite sub with him.
Piranha (2:01:09 PM): I dunno... the convo changed I didn't ask
PHOTO DUDE (2:01:10 PM): that pisses me off
Piranha (2:01:16 PM): what pisses you off?
Piranha (2:01:32 PM): that she's a sub for her boyfriend?
PHOTO DUDE (2:01:37 PM): she changed for some guy, but when talking to me she said she would be bored if it wasnt her way, or somethign along the lines, so we stopped talking
PHOTO DUDE (2:02:01 PM): but some OTHER shmoe smooths his way in and changes her... what is up with that?
Piranha (2:02:06 PM): he's plenty kinky and he fucks her all the damn time everywhere they are so ehe...
PHOTO DUDE (2:02:21 PM): anyway, I dotn want to hear about it
Piranha (2:02:34 PM): she didn't change.... she's putting part of her sexual appetite aside for a guy but she hasn't changed.
Piranha (2:02:37 PM): ohwell
PHOTO DUDE (2:02:56 PM): didnt sound like she was willing to put ANYTHING aside when we talked
Piranha (2:03:10 PM): ehe... ohwell
Piranha (2:03:25 PM): maybe she has changed but she still has her toys and still buys new one to use.
Piranha (2:03:31 PM): she just can't use them on him.
PHOTO DUDE (2:03:31 PM): I still want to know who the other one is... and how do youknow these girls?
Piranha (2:03:46 PM): I met them through mutual friend.
PHOTO DUDE (2:04:01 PM): she will end up cheating, but rationalize it because it was just a "scene" and no "sex"
Piranha (2:04:08 PM): just turns out all of them are on hot or not all the guys and girls.
PHOTO DUDE (2:04:10 PM): and she wont tell him
Piranha (2:04:17 PM): I doubt that.
Piranha (2:04:29 PM): I really do, she's quite loyal and she gets pleased.
Piranha (2:04:33 PM): so I don't think she will.
PHOTO DUDE (2:04:39 PM): I dont know, there is only so long someone can keep their desires at bay for someone and stay on best behavior
Piranha (2:04:40 PM): he's more likely to and he would never cheat.
Piranha (2:05:07 PM): she's happy with thier sex life, appearantly it's awsome or something dunno.
PHOTO DUDE (2:05:08 PM): how do you know him so well? either of you??? he is a fucking guy, and he is probably on fake/smooth best behaviour
Piranha (2:05:11 PM): I don't get involved.
PHOTO DUDE (2:05:26 PM): BS you dont get involved, you have too much info to not get involved
Piranha (2:05:30 PM): your the fake creepy one, he's open and honest.
PHOTO DUDE (2:05:38 PM): Im fake and creepy?
Piranha (2:06:08 PM): I don't play in their sex life, I hear about it from her when she's excited about it... and they fuck everywhere no matter who is around so it's hard not to know about it.
PHOTO DUDE (2:06:19 PM): im fake and creepy?
Piranha (2:06:25 PM): your fake, negative, creepy, and just mean most of the time.
Piranha (2:06:27 PM): yah you are.
PHOTO DUDE (2:06:33 PM): fake?
Piranha (2:06:36 PM): or thats how you portray yourself.
PHOTO DUDE (2:06:37 PM): how do you know im fake?
Piranha (2:06:53 PM): you believe everyone is, no matter what.
Piranha (2:07:05 PM): which tells me you believe that about yourself.
Piranha (2:07:13 PM): you think your the only good one out there
PHOTO DUDE (2:07:23 PM): fake is an inocrrect assumption on your part, creepy is that you cant handle a guy not being smooth
PHOTO DUDE (2:07:45 PM): well if thats what you incorrectly think abouyt me and have it so damn well figured out in your head, why the hell do you still talk to me?
Piranha (2:07:46 PM): but if you sat there and though about it... if you were the good guy then why aren't you married at 33?
PHOTO DUDE (2:07:58 PM): im not 33
Piranha (2:08:11 PM): how old are you then? I thought you told me 33.
Piranha (2:08:24 PM): unless it's 43 or something.
PHOTO DUDE (2:08:31 PM): and not everyone WANTS to be married, and I certainly wont be with someone for the WRONG reasons like most other people out there, who are just with someone because they like them back
Piranha (2:08:48 PM): see that's unbelieveable negative.
PHOTO DUDE (2:08:58 PM): the fact that you forgot my age is not the issue here, the issue is, if thats how you feel, then whyt are you still talking to me?
Piranha (2:09:04 PM): I know a lot of loving couples that don't love eachother only becuase someone loves them back.
PHOTO DUDE (2:09:07 PM): no its unbelievably TRUE
PHOTO DUDE (2:09:18 PM): yeah there are some out there
Piranha (2:09:51 PM): I still talk to you cause I have nothing better to do... you provide entertainment for me which is all that any person is to me... pure entertainment.
PHOTO DUDE (2:09:55 PM): but most of what I see is the clingy people in it for the wrogn reasons, and the fact that you see it in that I should be marrie dby my age, tells me you wouild be prone to do that too
PHOTO DUDE (2:10:06 PM): so you dont want to meet me anymore I take it?
Piranha (2:11:05 PM): no I didn't say you should be married by your age... I said if you think your so perfect and wonderful and how a guy should be, then why aren't you in a relationship or a commited one or even married....
Piranha (2:11:19 PM): married is the damn term I used for a commited relationship
Piranha (2:11:21 PM): not really.
PHOTO DUDE (2:11:24 PM): so that whole not wanting to talk because your voice was bad from being sick was a flat out lie, so you could drag out the free online only entertainment
Piranha (2:11:55 PM): no I was actually sick
Piranha (2:11:58 PM): it wasn't a lie.
Piranha (2:12:16 PM): I don't lie... just the more I talked to you the less of a desire i had to meet you.
PHOTO DUDE (2:12:18 PM): and in the time after you changed your mind and judged me as you just indicated you have judged me, and dont want to meet me anyome
PHOTO DUDE (2:12:26 PM): hey good luck with the fake and smooth
PHOTO DUDE (2:12:32 PM): and no im not fake
PHOTO DUDE (2:12:38 PM): goodbye
PHOTO DUDE (2:13:04 PM): hot or not was the biggest waste of $24
Piranha (2:13:36 PM): yep I'm sure it was for you... why don't you think I never bothered paying for it... cya!
PHOTO DUDE (2:13:48 PM): your loss by the way, I had alot to offer
PHOTO DUDE (2:14:00 PM): and the reason I clicked you in ther first place wasnt shallow
PHOTO DUDE (2:14:38 PM): you are very judgemental if you judged me completely based on talking to me online, and you play games in that you didnt tell me you were losing interest, you just let it drag out
PHOTO DUDE (2:15:13 PM): but then again, I should have known it would ne this way because you are so young...
Piranha (2:15:15 PM): oh what ever.... uhuh keep thinking what you wish... I'm just starting to get a kick out of this even more so.
Piranha (2:15:29 PM): hehe like I said your quite entertaining.
PHOTO DUDE (2:15:34 PM): no, YOU THINK what you THINK, I KNOW what I KNOW
PHOTO DUDE (2:15:54 PM): anyway your loss for being so judgemtal and gamey
Piranha (2:16:12 PM): mmm what you think you know is subjective... there are no facts in the reality we live in.
PHOTO DUDE (2:17:03 PM): well why dont you take your own advice before you judge me
PHOTO DUDE (2:17:38 PM): Piranha [2:07 P.M.]: which tells me you believe that about yourself.
Piranha [2:07 P.M.]: you think your the only good one out there
Piranha (2:18:03 PM): umm I don't think I'm miss perfect and I don't act like it either.
Piranha (2:18:08 PM): I admit my own faults.
PHOTO DUDE (2:18:13 PM): well you have judged me
PHOTO DUDE (2:18:41 PM): and decided to never meet me because of how YOU read into the ENTIRE ME based on some things I said online
Piranha (2:19:08 PM): yes because I continued to try to get to know you... you continued to show negativity and irrationality throughout our conversations... why would I care to get to know someone whose my first assumption of the person was proved over and over again.
PHOTO DUDE (2:19:11 PM): can you NOT see that that is EXACTLY what you did?
PHOTO DUDE (2:19:29 PM): negative maybe, irrational, not one bit
Piranha (2:19:35 PM): matter of opinion/
Piranha (2:19:47 PM): eitherway... didn't you say goodbye?
PHOTO DUDE (2:19:52 PM): and it wasnt proved since you never met me
Piranha (2:19:52 PM): damn you don't shut up do you?
PHOTO DUDE (2:20:05 PM): we BOTH kept going, so dont use a bullshit anfgle like that
Piranha (2:20:49 PM): I am the kind of person that responds when spoken to.
Piranha (2:21:03 PM): I said cya after you said good bye... you continued to talk
Piranha (2:21:10 PM): I continued to respond.
PHOTO DUDE (2:21:24 PM): so are you going to judge the whole me based on a few onlinw conversations, and not find out in person how I am after all the BS is out of the way??? thats how I work, get all the BS out of the way, unlike most others who are smooth and let the BS turn up later... thats where I am different, and there is no disputing that, but obviously it doesent work because most girls REQUIRE the smooth
PHOTO DUDE (2:22:08 PM): well I refuse to be smooth
Piranha (2:22:17 PM): yah thats appearant.
Piranha (2:22:31 PM): but I'm blowing you off because of not you getting the bs out of the way
Piranha (2:22:39 PM): but because of who you have shown yourself to be
PHOTO DUDE (2:22:43 PM): are you permanent with your judgement? simple question
PHOTO DUDE (2:22:51 PM): you ASSuMEd me to be
PHOTO DUDE (2:23:20 PM): you PROJECTED this horrible person based on a few online talks... how snappy and judgemental is that?????
Piranha (2:23:45 PM): no I'm never permanent in anything... everything is an opinion or assumption... you can't expect me to assume any different then what I have based on the exposure you have allowed me.
PHOTO DUDE (2:24:31 PM): apparently I didnt see that coming, because you never showed any adverse reaction, and always seemed happy to hear from me, thats what makes me think you play games
Piranha (2:25:13 PM): mmm I'm happy to hear from everyone... that is what being a happy person who enjoys the entertainment people provide for oneself.
PHOTO DUDE (2:25:16 PM): I think it mainly has to do with talking to 2 friends who talked to me, who also didnt react well to me
Piranha (2:25:27 PM): no not at all...
Piranha (2:25:45 PM): I just found out a few days ago about them talking to you.
PHOTO DUDE (2:25:49 PM): thats pretty messed up that you treat people as entertainment, without giving any warning that you are judgeing them and testing them
Piranha (2:25:59 PM): one didn't say much and the other said exactly what I told you.
PHOTO DUDE (2:26:15 PM): so apparently it didnt take long for you to ASSuME and form your judgement, since you have had it since the beginning
Piranha (2:26:53 PM): they are entertainment... no matter what it is possible to survive without people around you, so therefore everyone is entertainment... if they weren't they why would you let them come and go.
PHOTO DUDE (2:27:00 PM): but I dont belive that it is not permanent
Piranha (2:27:06 PM): family aren't entertainment... they stick with you.
Piranha (2:27:31 PM): It did change for a little bit, but not for long.
PHOTO DUDE (2:27:47 PM): and you gave me NO indication that you were testing me
Piranha (2:27:56 PM): it went back to the original assumption becuase of the impression you continued to give.
Piranha (2:28:07 PM): I wasn't testing you... I was getting to know you.
Piranha (2:28:08 PM): dork
PHOTO DUDE (2:28:17 PM): still just your reading into online TEXT with no TONE OF VOICE
Piranha (2:28:31 PM): like I don't know that.
PHOTO DUDE (2:28:44 PM): THEN WHY MAKE A PERMANENT JUDGEMENT BY THAT?
Piranha (2:28:55 PM): I never said it was permanent.
Piranha (2:29:03 PM): I actually said quite the oposite
PHOTO DUDE (2:29:08 PM): you said you dont want to meet me, and that I am fake and creepy
Piranha (2:29:19 PM): I just have no urge to meet someone who I have lost interest in.
Piranha (2:29:36 PM): yes doesn't make my assumption of you any more or less permanent.
PHOTO DUDE (2:29:40 PM): so I am wasting my time trying to turn this around?
Piranha (2:30:11 PM): yah
Piranha (2:30:17 PM): how old are you?
PHOTO DUDE (2:30:39 PM): if thats the case, then it IS permanent, otherwise you would be willing to realize that you cant judge me the way you did
Piranha (2:31:21 PM): mmm judgement in ineveitable (sp?) it's human nature. yet it is never permanent.
PHOTO DUDE (2:32:01 PM): if you blow someone off, and then forget about them, and never met them or gave a REAL chance, then yes, it is permanent, and that is what is happening here right?
Piranha (2:32:56 PM): no because if I ever met you again, I would still give you a chance, you just aren't worth my time and energy to meet at this point with what I have assumed of you based on what you have shown me about yourself.
PHOTO DUDE (2:34:40 PM): ASSuMEd about the WHOLE ME based on TEXT ONLY impression of how I feel about DATING and fake/smooth guys, which MOST guys who are SUCESSFUL with most girls ARE... when you are older, maybe you will see this too.... but it is not the WHOLE ME, it is just how I feel about something, and you dont even know how light or heavy that is, or how easy the subject can change, because you went straight to judgement mode
Piranha (2:36:49 PM): you have stated that numerous times and I still disagree with it.
Piranha (2:36:54 PM): full heartedl
Piranha (2:37:01 PM): **fullheartedly
PHOTO DUDE (2:37:26 PM): its simple logic, but I guess it must be true about what they say about girls not being able to see logic once their emotions get involved
PHOTO DUDE (2:37:44 PM): and it is your emoptions which judge me, and judge me incorrectly
Piranha (2:37:54 PM): I'm quite unemotional about this.... and it's not logic. thats what is rediculous about this.
PHOTO DUDE (2:38:00 PM): and I keep saying it because it is the truth, and I am very strong on my principles
Piranha (2:38:04 PM): mmm still a matter of opinion.
PHOTO DUDE (2:38:18 PM): well your opinion about me is unfair and judgemental
Piranha (2:38:19 PM): no very strong in you opinion not principles.
PHOTO DUDE (2:38:28 PM): priciples
PHOTO DUDE (2:38:33 PM): right is right
Piranha (2:38:52 PM): opinion... possible to change.
PHOTO DUDE (2:38:56 PM): and I have difficulty conceding when I KNOW exactyl what is going on
Piranha (2:39:11 PM): but you don't thats the issue
PHOTO DUDE (2:39:17 PM): I know exactly what you are doing, and have told you many times
PHOTO DUDE (2:39:24 PM): its clear as day
PHOTO DUDE (2:39:28 PM): you even know it
PHOTO DUDE (2:39:40 PM): but you remain stubborn in your PREMATURE judgement of me
PHOTO DUDE (2:40:05 PM): is this a PRIDE issue for you? do you give up your PRIDE if you admit you were wrong in judging me the way you did?
Piranha (2:40:28 PM): I don't believe I am wrong, you have shown me nothing to prove otherwise.
Piranha (2:40:31 PM): not once.
Piranha (2:40:48 PM): how can I make a decision about you when I know nothing but what you choose to show me.
Piranha (2:40:54 PM): all you show is negativity.
Piranha (2:40:58 PM): it's rediculous.
PHOTO DUDE (2:41:02 PM): because we cant get past this point until you agree to stop judgeing, until then , I will keep on THIS point until it is resolved, catch 22 I know
PHOTO DUDE (2:42:00 PM): but if I change the subject now, it will always be in my head that you feel that way, so it will feel a waste of time to talk unless it gets resolved
Piranha (2:42:17 PM): and your opinions are becoming rediculously repetative and no they are not facts, what you know is what you have interpreted from your enviroment. you technically "know" nothing... everything is subject to change, that is the only constant in life is change.
PHOTO DUDE (2:42:26 PM): and I am NOT here for your FREE online entertainment and nothing more
Piranha (2:42:34 PM): then don't be.
Piranha (2:42:44 PM): or do you want a dollar for every conversation?
PHOTO DUDE (2:43:09 PM): there are patterns in which I have seen over my 31 years, and I have become quite in tune with how fake dating is, and alot of older people agree with me
PHOTO DUDE (2:44:14 PM): you are just yoiung naive and optimistic, hey thats great and all, but dont discount what experienced people say.... this doesent mean you have to be bitter, I know I can be bitter, but there is more to me than that, but you keep focuising on the bitter online guy
Piranha (2:44:29 PM): ... just because people said the world was flat didn't make it true.
Piranha (2:44:44 PM): That is all you show is the bitter online guy.
Piranha (2:44:46 PM): duh.
Piranha (2:45:14 PM): aren't you done being my free entertainment yet?
PHOTO DUDE (2:45:20 PM): yeah but all you have to do is watch a show like change of heart, or blind date, or elimidate, and you can see how FAKE dating is, and how pretentious people try to be to impress someone new
Piranha (2:45:42 PM): that is them.
Piranha (2:45:49 PM): I don't impress... that would be drama
PHOTO DUDE (2:45:50 PM): that is ALOT of people
Piranha (2:45:52 PM): take me how I am.
Piranha (2:45:55 PM): is a lot
PHOTO DUDE (2:45:56 PM): well its more the guys than the girls
Piranha (2:45:57 PM): not all
PHOTO DUDE (2:46:08 PM): the girls just REQUIRE the guy to have an impessing ACT
Piranha (2:46:31 PM): required my ass.
Piranha (2:47:08 PM): I'm now dating a guy that flat out said to me the first night I met him was that all he wanted was to have sex with me, I didn't put out and still haven't and we are still dating and having a wonderful time.
PHOTO DUDE (2:47:35 PM): and use his credit card to APPEAR he has more money then he does, only to be dumped a year later when he doesent maintain the finicnaial spoiling and peacock dating, because some new guy comes in with fresh game,... and the cycle repeats... you see I am open about this in hopes to find a girl who is NOT like that,and scare off the oens who ARE
PHOTO DUDE (2:48:07 PM): and you give HIM a chance, but not me? classic
Piranha (2:49:18 PM): I gave him chance because he was honest, and not negative.
Piranha (2:49:25 PM): he doesn't like drama and laid it on the table.
Piranha (2:49:40 PM): we don't go to expencieve places... I know he doesn't make a lot of money
PHOTO DUDE (2:49:45 PM): the last 2 girls to change their mind about me later on, you and this other girl, BOTH were admittedly serial dating, dating other guys at the moment... I have issues with that, and you and her blew me off... its kinda funny when I think about it in those terms
Piranha (2:50:10 PM): and I could care less... my typical date is hanging out with him watching a movie at his home or something to that effect.
PHOTO DUDE (2:50:18 PM): so basically, you need a guy who as SMOOTH and keeps his feelings INSIDE
Piranha (2:50:27 PM): no not true.
PHOTO DUDE (2:50:37 PM): feelings about THAT
Piranha (2:50:42 PM): he has been quite open. He's going through hell to date me and I am him to.
Piranha (2:51:10 PM): he's basically telling his best friend on 13 years to fuck off to date me.
Piranha (2:51:34 PM): His bestfriend is being a woman and not letting me hang out with my friends when he is around becuase of this.
PHOTO DUDE (2:51:42 PM): then I guess its a moot point anyway, and im sure the fact that you seem to like him helps you rationalize blowing me off... hence I dont like dating, I do not do well as one side dish on a full plate, yes I am NEGATIVE about that
Piranha (2:52:14 PM): it's a bitch to date him, but that doesn't stop me because I know he is a great guy, that isn't smooth in the slightest and I'm sorry but is just not negative.
PHOTO DUDE (2:52:38 PM): I found you in a MEAT MARKET, and you are turnoing out to be just like every other meat market girl, FULL PLATE
Piranha (2:53:00 PM): nope... he's the only one I'm datine... I stopped the rest.
PHOTO DUDE (2:53:12 PM): and if I didnt tell you how I felt about that, you wouldnt think I was negative, because thats ALL I have been negative about, fake ass dating,a nd the people who play that game
PHOTO DUDE (2:53:43 PM): and if you cant see that for what it is, without judging the whole me based on it, then you need to seriously work on your cognitive abilities
Piranha (2:53:44 PM): no you just never shut up about it.
PHOTO DUDE (2:53:49 PM): OMFG
PHOTO DUDE (2:53:57 PM): MOST of our talks HAVE been about other stuff
Piranha (2:54:08 PM): lmao... oh god... thats priceless.
PHOTO DUDE (2:54:10 PM): you just FOCUS on the bad stuff and amplify it
Piranha (2:54:16 PM): yes you being upset about some lens you didn't get
Piranha (2:54:22 PM): yes you getting sick
PHOTO DUDE (2:54:27 PM): fine judge me
Piranha (2:54:28 PM): yah still fucking negative.
PHOTO DUDE (2:54:47 PM): because thats what you decided to LOOK for in me from the start
PHOTO DUDE (2:55:14 PM): look hard enough and you will see whatever you WANT to see... especially if looking for reasons to rationalize judging a guy and blowing him off
Piranha (2:55:18 PM): nope I tried to find otherwise...
PHOTO DUDE (2:55:39 PM): apparently not hard enough... it would have helped had you EXPRESSED that that was what was going on in your head
PHOTO DUDE (2:55:50 PM): so in that case, you never gave me a fair chance and you know it
Piranha (2:56:27 PM): I did, you never revived yourself from the orig. opinion with given oportunity.
PHOTO DUDE (2:56:44 PM): WHAT OPPORTUNITY?
PHOTO DUDE (2:57:06 PM): the cards were stacked against me, it doesent matter, you make it perfectly clear by your actions that you choose to SEE everythign as negative from me
PHOTO DUDE (2:57:22 PM): you did NOT give an opportuinity, you did NOT give a warnign,m y ou just JUDGED
PHOTO DUDE (2:57:30 PM): you just saw everythign as negative
Piranha (2:59:02 PM): human nature, matter of opinion... whatever you care to have me say fine.... eitherway... I could care less, you are for the sake of entertainment as anyone else... you are here to take up my time and for me to waste useless air on (energy in this case)
Piranha (2:59:06 PM): make it what you will
PHOTO DUDE (2:59:11 PM): I am going to walk away now... I may try back at a late time, to see if you REALLY meant it that you wouldnt just judge me, but I have a feeling you will because the damage has been done as far as how you will see me in your head is concerned, this is VERY clear, and it is unfortunate, because I have alot more to offer a non shallow girl who values things other than looks and money and expensive dates, than most guys out there do
PHOTO DUDE (2:59:56 PM): and if you are unable to see that past my nagative outlook on dating and fake ass guys, then that is too bad
PHOTO DUDE (3:00:02 PM): and I wish you the best of luck
Piranha (3:00:07 PM): as I do you.
Piranha (3:00:10 PM): good luck.
PHOTO DUDE (3:00:19 PM): this is unfortunate
Piranha (3:00:52 PM): maybe... maybe not. matter of opinion just like everything else in this world.
PHOTO DUDE (3:00:58 PM): am I right in that the damage was done,a nd you are just as likely to judge me and look hard for negative things if I was to try you at a later date?
Piranha (3:01:40 PM): you would just have to see.... nothing i will say would subside your assumptions of me being someone who needs a fake smooth guy.
PHOTO DUDE (3:01:53 PM): oh yeah, no matter what you say, meeting a new guy always has an effect on how a girl judges a guy she was unsure about anyway
Piranha (3:02:18 PM): sure.
PHOTO DUDE (3:02:23 PM): thats not true entirely, I dont think you totally need a fake smooth guy, but I do think you are quick to judge
Piranha (3:03:25 PM): eitherway... you judge also so eitherway it doesn't make it right for us to act on human nature.
PHOTO DUDE (3:03:37 PM): you may not NEED a fake smooth guy, but you run from someoen who is more open about things most guys keep inside, I am king of TMI, and you dont take well to that obviously, since you took it upon yourself to judge me even by the lens issue and getting sick
Piranha (3:04:07 PM): I judged on more then just that.
PHOTO DUDE (3:04:24 PM): yeah, well my views on dating was a given
Piranha (3:04:27 PM): eitherway... good luck to you, and maybe in the future we will talk again.
PHOTO DUDE (3:04:34 PM): otherwise, the other stuff is just you seeing what you WANT to see
Piranha (3:04:55 PM): mater of opinion and I wasn't refering to the dating thank you.
PHOTO DUDE (3:05:00 PM): like I said, the damage was done, you stacked the cards, catch 22, nothing I can do
Piranha (3:05:15 PM): do as you believe.
PHOTO DUDE (3:05:18 PM): dating includes my feelings about fake/smooth guys
Piranha (3:05:26 PM): duh
PHOTO DUDE (3:05:33 PM): so what else was there?
Piranha (3:05:35 PM): I'm not an idiot.
PHOTO DUDE (3:05:48 PM): what other little tidbits about me did you stroe and view as negative?
Piranha (3:06:19 PM): I don't care to bring up every damn thing. It's rediculous for you to think I remember every little thing I found negative.
PHOTO DUDE (3:06:54 PM): and its a shame you choose to see everythign I said as a way to judge me as negative, because while I may be pessimistic and come off bitter, there are positive sides to me as well
Piranha (3:06:55 PM): and don't pull that shit of "see thats because there isn't anything else" which isn't true.
PHOTO DUDE (3:07:11 PM): see above
Piranha (3:07:13 PM): maybe but you never showed those to me.
PHOTO DUDE (3:07:17 PM): choose to see everythign as negative
PHOTO DUDE (3:07:31 PM): thats BS, you just decided to not give a chance and/or be blind to it
Piranha (3:07:42 PM): nope sure didn't
PHOTO DUDE (3:07:54 PM): anyway, im done, this is a waste of time, I know deep down that arguing these points with girls who have judghed me only makes matters worse, but its a catch 22
Piranha (3:07:56 PM): I don't pull that shit. It's immature.
PHOTO DUDE (3:08:07 PM): oh no, im not being immature at all, nor pulling any shit
PHOTO DUDE (3:08:15 PM): you gavce NO WARNING you were judging me
Piranha (3:08:27 PM): opinion
Piranha (3:08:42 PM): fuck it will you... be done with it...
Piranha (3:08:49 PM): get over it.
PHOTO DUDE (3:08:49 PM): the fact that you gave no warning, is not an opinion at all, it is clear fact
Piranha (3:09:14 PM): you "scared" another one off becuase of who you are or who you show yourself to be.
Piranha (3:09:24 PM): get over it.
PHOTO DUDE (3:09:25 PM): im done with your catch 22, enjoy your new guy, and when he shows you his true colors, remember all I have said, and maybe view me as I am, beaten to hell about how fake the dating world is
Piranha (3:09:45 PM): uhuh.
PHOTO DUDE (3:09:45 PM): stop being snide
PHOTO DUDE (3:09:57 PM): yep scared another one off
PHOTO DUDE (3:10:03 PM): run run little girl, lol
PHOTO DUDE (3:10:06 PM): have a nice day
Piranha (3:10:18 PM): with what because I'm bored and done hearing the same shit for the last hour.
PHOTO DUDE (3:10:28 PM): I said I was done too
Piranha (3:10:35 PM): cya.
PHOTO DUDE (3:10:51 PM): next time give a guy more warnign that he is being judged or being made to walk on eggshells
Piranha (3:11:06 PM): maybe.
PHOTO DUDE (3:11:08 PM): and just say ok or something
PHOTO DUDE (3:11:11 PM): ok that workd
PHOTO DUDE (3:11:13 PM): s
PHOTO DUDE (3:11:15 PM): bye for now
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After my friend read all of this, She decided to harrass him without telling me what was being said. She later sent me the transcripts:
Raven (3:18:18 PM): so I hear that you are free entertainment...
PHOTO DUDE returned at 3:18:18 PM.
Raven (3:18:39 PM): wanna entertain me bitch?!?!? .... and no cloths pins on the balls
PHOTO DUDE (3:18:56 PM): no I refuse to be free entertainment
Raven (3:18:57 PM): I hear you are a pussy about that
Raven (3:19:08 PM): and think that I am a whore
PHOTO DUDE (3:19:15 PM): no I dont think that
Raven (3:19:27 PM): well I got news for your FAKE ass
PHOTO DUDE (3:19:30 PM): tell your immature young friend to get her facts straight
Raven (3:19:51 PM): I am not a whore and have no intentions of cheating on someone I am VERY appy with
PHOTO DUDE (3:19:58 PM): I just said I was pissed that you changed for some other guy, but indicated to me that you would be bored with a guy who didnt like to be sexuyally abused
PHOTO DUDE (3:20:09 PM): tell your friend to stop adding words
Raven (3:20:10 PM): I like real men not fake losers
PHOTO DUDE (3:20:12 PM): I neversaid whore
Raven (3:20:16 PM): uh huh
PHOTO DUDE (3:20:19 PM): and I am neither fake or a loser
Raven (3:20:23 PM): you said I will cheat on him
Raven (3:20:30 PM): like you know anything about me
Raven (3:20:35 PM): other then I like BDSM
PHOTO DUDE (3:20:41 PM): eventually you will grow weary of not being able to torture or dominate him yes
Raven (3:20:50 PM): right
Raven (3:20:58 PM): you know me so well huh?
PHOTO DUDE (3:21:01 PM): and that will either lead to cheating or dumpting him
PHOTO DUDE (3:21:04 PM): anyway
PHOTO DUDE (3:21:09 PM): I dont have time for this
Raven (3:21:13 PM): you hear my thooughts
Raven (3:21:15 PM): right
PHOTO DUDE (3:21:17 PM): tell your friend she is just flat our wrong
Raven (3:21:22 PM): you just like to judge others
Raven (3:21:28 PM): that you have no idea who they are
Raven (3:21:42 PM): to take the focus off you fake sad life
PHOTO DUDE (3:21:57 PM): and what are you doing? reading into things and hjudging me
Raven (3:21:59 PM): if any one is flat wrong I think it is you dear
PHOTO DUDE (3:22:11 PM): hell no, it is her, and now you
Raven (3:22:15 PM): lol
Raven (3:22:17 PM): right
PHOTO DUDE (3:22:22 PM): because she took things out of context and told you
PHOTO DUDE (3:22:28 PM): and now you are acting liek a 16 yr old
Raven (3:22:28 PM): you walk in here thinking you are cool and shit
PHOTO DUDE (3:22:30 PM): get over it
Raven (3:22:31 PM): and you are not
Raven (3:22:34 PM): you are a loserr
PHOTO DUDE (3:22:36 PM): you have no idea what I think
Raven (3:22:39 PM): who thinks he knows it all
Raven (3:22:44 PM): and you don't know shit
PHOTO DUDE (3:22:44 PM): you know me even less than I know you
Raven (3:22:54 PM): uh huh
Raven (3:22:55 PM): right
PHOTO DUDE (3:22:55 PM): will ytou STOP allreadyt?
PHOTO DUDE (3:22:59 PM): whats your point?
Raven (3:23:04 PM): I hear pleanty
PHOTO DUDE (3:23:06 PM): does it even mattre?
Raven (3:23:11 PM): from her and my other friend
Raven (3:23:20 PM): creepy guy
PHOTO DUDE (3:23:23 PM): no you are just being an emotional angruy girl who is pissed off because her friend twisted my words
Raven (3:23:34 PM): I am not pissed
PHOTO DUDE (3:23:38 PM): not creepy, just misunderstood and judged
Raven (3:23:39 PM): I just think you are a loser
Raven (3:23:45 PM): and they are right
Raven (3:23:48 PM): creepy
PHOTO DUDE (3:23:48 PM): you dont know me you ASSuME
Raven (3:24:14 PM): and WE think it is FUNNY that you capitalize only CERTAIN words
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During/After their conversation he proceeds to email me... our emails are as follows:
He writes:
fuck off and die, you are a little piece of shit, and that game is immature
I think you know what I am talking about
go to hell you immature judgemental bitch
I respond:
very mature... and actually I don't know what you are talking about. I was talking to a friend about this at the same time... but thats it. So uhh ok have fun
His response:
well she took it upon herself to be a total bitch and say you said I called her a whore, which I didnt, and she got really fired up and I didn't want to hear her shit added to your shit
so no I wasn't immature in my reaction, you were just immature in your actions...btw, you just beat my mail block by about 5 seconds, I was just about to click ok when your mail came through.
I think I have no desire to have anything to do with someone who does things like that, ESPECIALLY twist things out of context to another person, or ADD words like WHORE that were never said by me.
that's all it takes sometimes, just adding ONE word to really sic someone on someone else, and that is JUST what you did
ok ok, not immature, just AGE APPROPRIATE for your young age
and that's too bad, because I thought you were pretty cool until today and wasn't going to write you off until this thing with your friend just happened.
if I didn't think you had potential, you would not have heard from me again after telling me you were seeing 3 other guys at the same time.
I may change my mind later, because I am just really pissed at you now, but for now, argggg that REALLY did it... being hassled by someone else because WE had an issue that did not involve the other person, is where I draw the line
screw you guys, im going home
much love
Photo Dude
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p.s. sorry for the length!
User Reviews
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-05-09 12:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
soups on, etc etc etc
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-05-08 20:49:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city,
keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would
explode! I think it was called `The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.'
-- Homer Simpson
The Springfield Files
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-05-08 16:54:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hello, just dropping you a line to let you know that i'm picking the flat person thingee back up and you can expect to hear news of it in the next few days.
have patience because
A. i've been taking finals. i just finished. hurray.
B. it is of minor importance and it's the summer. we'll get around to it.
C. i am very lazy. the end. it'll happen.
so anyway, expect to hear news of it soon ma'am.
rah.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-05-08 13:34:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You know, I was just sitting here thinking to myself "Self, I wonder what two douchebags talk about whilst on the intranet."
Now I know.
And I hate you for it.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm so sorry. This was a really good post.
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-07 00:07:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is how much I hate you:
http://www.cadaver.org/head-th.jpg
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-06 13:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-05 20:42:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
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...every time I try something like this I get a nasty message from Ubersite saying I'm an idiot for not knowing how to turn off my caps lock key.
*tears welling, lip quivering*
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-06 03:44:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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p.s. sorry for the length!
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No worries, I only read it for about 2 minutes.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-05-06 03:27:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck me...i knew i shouldn't have checked this out
i just knew it
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-05-06 03:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i love posts like these
"PHOTO DUDE (2:13:04 PM): hot or not was the biggest waste of $24"
THAT's funny as shit
also funny: you and your friends not understanding the reason for his pathetic capitalization of 'assume'
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-05-06 02:42:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think you're about as intelligent as knobcheese
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2006-05-06 02:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this seemed like a good idea at the time, didn't it?
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-05-06 00:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-05 15:35:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? I KILL YOU NIGGA!
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-05-06 00:03:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh god I forgot I tried to read this the first time and then tried to read it again. I hope you die in the worst way possible you bucket of filthy assfuck.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-05-05 21:41:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think this post says it all.
Over and over and over again.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-05 20:42:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-05-05 18:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-05 13:16:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK YOU FOR THINKING I'M GOING TO READ THAT!
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Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-05-05 17:57:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-05 17:29:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's what I think:
1) I don't give a shit
2) I'm not reading any of this
3) You're a dumbass
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Maybe it's the Tequila talking, but I might love Julie.
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2006-05-05 17:39:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the TABARNAK would read this?!!?!!!
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-05 17:29:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's what I think:
1) I don't give a shit
2) I'm not reading any of this
3) You're a dumbass
Submitted by LadyJay (user info) at 2006-05-05 16:48:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OH MY EYES!!!!!! ARRRRGGGHHHHHH *scoops eyes out with a spoon*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-05 15:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? I KILL YOU!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-05-05 15:24:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
MOM!
Dewey keeps licking my anus!
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-05-05 15:16:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wow
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-05-05 15:13:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-05 14:29:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
I was hanging in there for a little while but then when I paged down and saw how long it was I realized that reading the whole thing was going to make my eyes bleed. This would have been better summarized.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-05 15:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-05-05 14:57:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
I <3 Orgasmatron
I thought I was only one left in the world who loved that brutal and tragic play.
---
I'm pretty sure the fact that I got into this play in high school is the reason why I'm as messed up as I am sometimes.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-05-05 15:09:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You ever had a friend who couldn't tell an interesting story to save their lives? The sort who seem to have an impossible time reaching the point because they keep backfilling with useless details? They'll tell you that the girl, you know the one they called, was eating lunch at the time - see she'd expected them to call her earlier, but they'd been up late the previous night studying writing my term paper, which strangely enough, was on social gender dynamics, and had slept right through their alarm.
See, 90% reality is superfluous, uninteresting crap most people don't have the time or interest to wade through in order to get to a point. That's why, in movies, television, or printed media, you don't see most protaganists clipping their toenails or taking a dump unless it's central to the plot. They filter days, or months, or even years of into a few pertinent hours.
I guess what I'm trying to say is that you need to learn how to use the delete key.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-05-05 15:05:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wtf, that could be funny but no way im reading all that
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-05-05 14:57:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I <3 Orgasmatron
I thought I was only one left in the world who loved that brutal and tragic play.
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-05-05 14:54:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Condensed version -
You: I suck!
Him: I suck too!
Both together: We suck!
Both together (looking at each other): heeeeyy...
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-05 14:53:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i never really cared for emily dickinson.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-05 14:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off some more.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-05 14:29:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was hanging in there for a little while but then when I paged down and saw how long it was I realized that reading the whole thing was going to make my eyes bleed. This would have been better summarized.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-05-05 14:28:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and
musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called `City
Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about
`What's to be done with this Homer Simpson"'
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Rival
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-05 14:25:17 EDT (#)
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Didn't read it.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-05 14:23:18 EDT (#)
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boy i wish that poor photo dude knew what a mess you look like in real life. i'd also like to see the picture you put up on that dumb website because it sure as shit wasn't this http://www.ubersite.com/m/86729 . you are kind of funny (read: pathetic) the way you think youre smart/funny/interesting/worthy etc.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-05 14:22:42 EDT (#)
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There. Now at least if people are going to be forced to read something lengthy it'll at least have a point to it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-05 14:22:10 EDT (#)
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MARCUS ANDRONICUS
Tear for tear, and loving kiss for kiss,
Thy brother Marcus tenders on thy lips:
O were the sum of these that I should pay
Countless and infinite, yet would I pay them!
LUCIUS
Come hither, boy; come, come, and learn of us
To melt in showers: thy grandsire loved thee well:
Many a time he danced thee on his knee,
Sung thee asleep, his loving breast thy pillow:
Many a matter hath he told to thee,
Meet and agreeing with thine infancy;
In that respect, then, like a loving child,
Shed yet some small drops from thy tender spring,
Because kind nature doth require it so:
Friends should associate friends in grief and woe:
Bid him farewell; commit him to the grave;
Do him that kindness, and take leave of him.
Young LUCIUS
O grandsire, grandsire! even with all my heart
Would I were dead, so you did live again!
O Lord, I cannot speak to him for weeping;
My tears will choke me, if I ope my mouth.
Re-enter Attendants with AARON
AEMILIUS
You sad Andronici, have done with woes:
Give sentence on this execrable wretch,
That hath been breeder of these dire events.
LUCIUS
Set him breast-deep in earth, and famish him;
There let him stand, and rave, and cry for food;
If any one relieves or pities him,
For the offence he dies. This is our doom:
Some stay to see him fasten'd in the earth.
AARON
O, why should wrath be mute, and fury dumb?
I am no baby, I, that with base prayers
I should repent the evils I have done:
Ten thousand worse than ever yet I did
Would I perform, if I might have my will;
If one good deed in all my life I did,
I do repent it from my very soul.
LUCIUS
Some loving friends convey the emperor hence,
And give him burial in his father's grave:
My father and Lavinia shall forthwith
Be closed in our household's monument.
As for that heinous tiger, Tamora,
No funeral rite, nor man m mourning weeds,
No mournful bell shall ring her burial;
But throw her forth to beasts and birds of prey:
Her life was beast-like, and devoid of pity;
And, being so, shall have like want of pity.
See justice done on Aaron, that damn'd Moor,
By whom our heavy haps had their beginning:
Then, afterwards, to order well the state,
That like events may ne'er it ruinate.
Exeunt
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-05 14:21:50 EDT (#)
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MARCUS ANDRONICUS
Now is my turn to speak. Behold this child:
Pointing to the Child in the arms of an Attendant
Of this was Tamora delivered;
The issue of an irreligious Moor,
Chief architect and plotter of these woes:
The villain is alive in Titus' house,
And as he is, to witness this is true.
Now judge what cause had Titus to revenge
These wrongs, unspeakable, past patience,
Or more than any living man could bear.
Now you have heard the truth, what say you, Romans?
Have we done aught amiss,--show us wherein,
And, from the place where you behold us now,
The poor remainder of Andronici
Will, hand in hand, all headlong cast us down.
And on the ragged stones beat forth our brains,
And make a mutual closure of our house.
Speak, Romans, speak; and if you say we shall,
Lo, hand in hand, Lucius and I will fall.
AEMILIUS
Come, come, thou reverend man of Rome,
And bring our emperor gently in thy hand,
Lucius our emperor; for well I know
The common voice do cry it shall be so.
All
Lucius, all hail, Rome's royal emperor!
MARCUS ANDRONICUS
Go, go into old Titus' sorrowful house,
To Attendants
And hither hale that misbelieving Moor,
To be adjudged some direful slaughtering death,
As punishment for his most wicked life.
Exeunt Attendants
LUCIUS, MARCUS, and the others descend
All
Lucius, all hail, Rome's gracious governor!
LUCIUS
Thanks, gentle Romans: may I govern so,
To heal Rome's harms, and wipe away her woe!
But, gentle people, give me aim awhile,
For nature puts me to a heavy task:
Stand all aloof: but, uncle, draw you near,
To shed obsequious tears upon this trunk.
O, take this warm kiss on thy pale cold lips,
Kissing TITUS
These sorrowful drops upon thy blood-stain'd face,
The last true duties of thy noble son!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-05 14:21:41 EDT (#)
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YIM/AIM/AOL/Any other messenger conversations are an auto -2 from most everyone, except for cyst and probably shitfuck, but their special people.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-05 14:21:32 EDT (#)
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MARCUS ANDRONICUS
You sad-faced men, people and sons of Rome,
By uproar sever'd, like a flight of fowl
Scatter'd by winds and high tempestuous gusts,
O, let me teach you how to knit again
This scatter'd corn into one mutual sheaf,
These broken limbs again into one body;
Lest Rome herself be bane unto herself,
And she whom mighty kingdoms court'sy to,
Like a forlorn and desperate castaway,
Do shameful execution on herself.
But if my frosty signs and chaps of age,
Grave witnesses of true experience,
Cannot induce you to attend my words,
To LUCIUS
Speak, Rome's dear friend, as erst our ancestor,
When with his solemn tongue he did discourse
To love-sick Dido's sad attending ear
The story of that baleful burning night
When subtle Greeks surprised King Priam's Troy,
Tell us what Sinon hath bewitch'd our ears,
Or who hath brought the fatal engine in
That gives our Troy, our Rome, the civil wound.
My heart is not compact of flint nor steel;
Nor can I utter all our bitter grief,
But floods of tears will drown my oratory,
And break my utterance, even in the time
When it should move you to attend me most,
Lending your kind commiseration.
Here is a captain, let him tell the tale;
Your hearts will throb and weep to hear him speak.
LUCIUS
Then, noble auditory, be it known to you,
That cursed Chiron and Demetrius
Were they that murdered our emperor's brother;
And they it were that ravished our sister:
For their fell faults our brothers were beheaded;
Our father's tears despised, and basely cozen'd
Of that true hand that fought Rome's quarrel out,
And sent her enemies unto the grave.
Lastly, myself unkindly banished,
The gates shut on me, and turn'd weeping out,
To beg relief among Rome's enemies:
Who drown'd their enmity in my true tears.
And oped their arms to embrace me as a friend.
I am the turned forth, be it known to you,
That have preserved her welfare in my blood;
And from her bosom took the enemy's point,
Sheathing the steel in my adventurous body.
Alas, you know I am no vaunter, I;
My scars can witness, dumb although they are,
That my report is just and full of truth.
But, soft! methinks I do digress too much,
Citing my worthless praise: O, pardon me;
For when no friends are by, men praise themselves.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-05 14:20:56 EDT (#)
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TAMORA
Why hast thou slain thine only daughter thus?
TITUS ANDRONICUS
Not I; 'twas Chiron and Demetrius:
They ravish'd her, and cut away her tongue;
And they, 'twas they, that did her all this wrong.
SATURNINUS
Go fetch them hither to us presently.
TITUS ANDRONICUS
Why, there they are both, baked in that pie;
Whereof their mother daintily hath fed,
Eating the flesh that she herself hath bred.
'Tis true, 'tis true; witness my knife's sharp point.
Kills TAMORA
SATURNINUS
Die, frantic wretch, for this accursed deed!
Kills TITUS
LUCIUS
Can the son's eye behold his father bleed?
There's meed for meed, death for a deadly deed!
Kills SATURNINUS. A great tumult. LUCIUS, MARCUS, and others go up into the balcony
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-05 14:20:37 EDT (#)
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TAMORA
We are beholding to you, good Andronicus.
TITUS ANDRONICUS
An if your highness knew my heart, you were.
My lord the emperor, resolve me this:
Was it well done of rash Virginius
To slay his daughter with his own right hand,
Because she was enforced, stain'd, and deflower'd?
SATURNINUS
It was, Andronicus.
TITUS ANDRONICUS
Your reason, mighty lord?
SATURNINUS
Because the girl should not survive her shame,
And by her presence still renew his sorrows.
TITUS ANDRONICUS
A reason mighty, strong, and effectual;
A pattern, precedent, and lively warrant,
For me, most wretched, to perform the like.
Die, die, Lavinia, and thy shame with thee;
Kills LAVINIA
And, with thy shame, thy father's sorrow die!
SATURNINUS
What hast thou done, unnatural and unkind?
TITUS ANDRONICUS
Kill'd her, for whom my tears have made me blind.
I am as woful as Virginius was,
And have a thousand times more cause than he
To do this outrage: and it now is done.
SATURNINUS
What, was she ravish'd? tell who did the deed.
TITUS ANDRONICUS
Will't please you eat? will't please your
highness feed?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-05 14:20:11 EDT (#)
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SATURNINUS
What, hath the firmament more suns than one?
LUCIUS
What boots it thee to call thyself a sun?
MARCUS ANDRONICUS
Rome's emperor, and nephew, break the parle;
These quarrels must be quietly debated.
The feast is ready, which the careful Titus
Hath ordain'd to an honourable end,
For peace, for love, for league, and good to Rome:
Please you, therefore, draw nigh, and take your places.
SATURNINUS
Marcus, we will.
Hautboys sound. The Company sit down at table
Enter TITUS dressed like a Cook, LAVINIA veiled, Young LUCIUS, and others. TITUS places the dishes on the table
TITUS ANDRONICUS
Welcome, my gracious lord; welcome, dread queen;
Welcome, ye warlike Goths; welcome, Lucius;
And welcome, all: although the cheer be poor,
'Twill fill your stomachs; please you eat of it.
SATURNINUS
Why art thou thus attired, Andronicus?
TITUS ANDRONICUS
Because I would be sure to have all well,
To entertain your highness and your empress.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-05 14:19:48 EDT (#)
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SCENE III. Court of TITUS's house. A banquet set out.
Enter LUCIUS, MARCUS, and Goths, with AARON prisoner
LUCIUS
Uncle Marcus, since it is my father's mind
That I repair to Rome, I am content.
First Goth
And ours with thine, befall what fortune will.
LUCIUS
Good uncle, take you in this barbarous Moor,
This ravenous tiger, this accursed devil;
Let him receive no sustenance, fetter him
Till he be brought unto the empress' face,
For testimony of her foul proceedings:
And see the ambush of our friends be strong;
I fear the emperor means no good to us.
AARON
Some devil whisper curses in mine ear,
And prompt me, that my tongue may utter forth
The venomous malice of my swelling heart!
LUCIUS
Away, inhuman dog! unhallow'd slave!
Sirs, help our uncle to convey him in.
Exeunt Goths, with AARON. Flourish within
The trumpets show the emperor is at hand.
Enter SATURNINUS and TAMORA, with AEMILIUS, Tribunes, Senators, and others
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-05-05 14:13:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-05 13:56:59 (#)
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i think people like you, are the reason people like caulaincourt think americans are stupid.
i also think you are fat and unatractive.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-05-05 13:54:42 (#)
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ahhhh! that many pages of pointless psycho babble makes my head hurt!
oh my god my IQ just dropped.
Why didn't you just sing off?!
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wtf?! im not reading all that!
i made it as far as i could but my eyes started bleeding and i had to go get a mop.
youre also especially dumb for talking to or carrying a conversation with anyone from hot or not
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-05 14:08:17 EDT (#)
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...and another one for "hot or not"
However, I will +2 this post if you post the link to your picture on that site.
...hell, I'll even +2 all your posts if you prove you have a pic on that site.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-05 14:06:35 EDT (#)
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another one for the name "Piranha"
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-05 14:04:24 EDT (#)
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you're the biggest cuntrag on the planet.
show him the picture you posted here and he'll leave you alone forever.
...kinda like every man already does.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-05 13:56:59 EDT (#)
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i think people like you, are the reason people like caulaincourt think americans are stupid.
i also think you are fat and unatractive.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-05-05 13:54:42 EDT (#)
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ahhhh! that many pages of pointless psycho babble makes my head hurt!
oh my god my IQ just dropped.
Why didn't you just sing off?!
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-05-05 13:50:01 EDT (#)
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WEEPING JESUS ON THE CROSS I CANNOT READ THIS SHIT
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-05-05 13:49:39 EDT (#)
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What, exactly, made you think this would be interesting to the general public?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-05 13:47:29 EDT (#)
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i think you need attention desperately.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-05 13:39:32 EDT (#)
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Wait a minute, Marge. I saw "Mrs. Doubtfire." This is a man in drag!
-- Homer Simpson
Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)ocious
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-05 13:32:28 EDT (#)
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-2DIE
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-05 13:29:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-05 13:16:56 (#)
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I'm not reading one fucking bit of that bullshit
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-05-05 13:29:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-05 13:27:36 (#)
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I think you sound fat.
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I *heart* Shlongy!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-05 13:27:36 EDT (#)
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I think you sound fat.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-05-05 13:25:25 EDT (#)
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Ew.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-05 13:22:13 EDT (#)
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Just fucking stop. Dipshit.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-05 13:21:34 EDT (#)
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I think you're a fucking spunktaster.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-05 13:20:40 EDT (#)
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Who the fuck cares about your stupid internet conversation. I don't, no one else does. As a matter of fact, I don't think you do, so shut THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-05 13:16:58 EDT (#)
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sorry
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-05 13:16:56 EDT (#)
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I'm not reading one fucking bit of that bullshit
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-05 13:16:45 EDT (#)
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