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Rizzo's Kentucky Derby Pick (827 hits)

Category: Sports

Rating: 0.45 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Rizzo (View user info) at 2006-05-05 21:41:43 EDT


You're pretty good if you can figure it out.

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-07 22:15:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Are you shitting me, Method?

Gambling is for HIGH class individuals, like Shlongy.

And horse racing? It's the "Sport of Kings"...not the "Sport of Trailer Parks".

I used to own a couple of race horses with some pals...best action in the world.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-07 11:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Horse racing and gambling is for white trash, Shlongy.

Are you white trash?

I have yet to see a sophisticated, well mannered gentleman in an OTB.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-07 11:35:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I had the winner....

Unfortunately, I didn't have second in any of the 46 ways I bet this race so I come out as a big fucking loser.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-05-06 21:33:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Russell Baze fucked me again

Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-05-06 21:20:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WRONG!

Submitted by fried-green-potatoes (user info) at 2006-05-06 14:59:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I hear ya, Shlongy, and it's a valid point.
Beyer throws out his own figures in this race and looks for stretch-runners
to take it after a destructive pace that burns the speed horses out. He's got it: A.P. Warrior, Barbaro, Point Determined.
But if Sinister Minister goes off at 12-1 or better, that seems like decent value given his background and raw speed.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-06 14:04:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I play Beyer all the time but at some tracks, it doesn't compute - Churchill is NOT one of those tracks.

Submitted by fried-green-potatoes (user info) at 2006-05-06 11:43:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sinister Minister by far has the best Beyer speed figures, destroyed in the Bluegrass Weekend and looks to be underbet today. It's a smart wager.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-06 00:41:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Haha rabbit

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-06 00:40:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

stfu noob

Submitted by fried-green-potatoes (user info) at 2006-05-05 23:26:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

nope... that's Sinister Minister

Submitted by fried-green-potatoes (user info) at 2006-05-05 23:08:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Storm Treasure?

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-05-05 23:00:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I have no clue who that is, but I'm picking Brother Derek.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-05 22:46:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

jockeys are elves, not humans.

Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-05-05 22:39:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

By the way, jockeys are some hardcore arrogant bite-sized men!

Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-05-05 22:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The blue power ranger always wins!

Can you tell that I'm proactive (not the acne solution) on Derby Day?!

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-05 22:27:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I know - it's a racehorse

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-05 22:12:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fuck the favorite...I'm playing a few bombs tomorrow.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-05 21:49:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

6 to 1 makes him the favorite right now

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-05-05 21:42:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


Some guy holding up a finger on a horse?

That's one fuck of a name.


Homer: Ooh, look at this one! The Hammer of Thor! (Reading) "It
will send your pins to ... Valhalla?" Lisa?

Lisa: Valhalla is where vikings go when they die.

Homer: Ooh, that's some ball.

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