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Submitted by Thought_Provoker (View user info) at 2006-05-08 05:27:56 EDT
Ok, so what makes us who we are? There are alot of diverse people out there, and people wishing to ignore and forget their hidden inner truths.... Those who exterior is so abstract and altered that when they look in the mirror are constantly greeted with disappointment, as it is not who they want to see.
Yes children, today we look at the make pretend people! The fakers! Yay!!
Now, some people just plain aren't satisfied being who they are, and so it is my duty, as writer on UberSite, to point them out and the pathetic ways in which they hide their shameful traits.
Now first up, lets take a look at a few of the British errr.... "greats".... The faces of England. Of course by these i mean Her majesty queen Elizabeth II, Tony Blair, Gordon Brown and the rest of the Parlimentary piss pots. Of course if talking bout America we can look at the white house residents. Now, these people run the country, they choose what we do, how much we pay, where we drink and smoke. Ya know what i mean.... but.... why? Tony Blair and George Bush, who are these dog cocks? Think about the power they have, yet 35 - 40 whateva years ago, at the very back of the playground when we were all playing football and "IT", they were swapping "fairy extreme" stickers with eachother whilst playing with their Jesus action figures. Now this seems strange, they are all complete and utter geeks getting revenge on us for those playground years! Fuckers!i knew it would come back and bite me in the ass. Seriously think about it, that is all it is! Fame.... for geeks! I hate the way they walk around with their fists in their arses thinking everybody thinks they are great, "Oh, yes, we love you tony blair, we love you bush!!! Tossers. Fame for geeks. Deal with it.
Ok, now something that really gets my pubes falling out. Men who pretend that no woman scares them. You know, the really big tough guys who eat steroids and spit out pecs for fun. Or just the little dickless ones who make up for there puniness with false form of man rage. Ok, anyway, so im just hanging about, minding my own business, When some skinny ass idiot woman forces me to call her a whore faced rat bitch, and so now she's coming at me, palm ready to slappaty slap on my face, oooooh yeah! However, being men, we are not scared. Ha haha definatly not, scared of a woman, as if. A slaps a slap..... right? Well come on, i'm not scared of this woman, nah, not at all. But how some men have the nerve and ability to lie and say that if some hench mother fucker bitch come a stomping fist clenched, and man, i mean, she's really big and really hauling ass, you telling me you stand there and smile? Bullshit it may just be me but i see that just as good a 'shit ya pants and run' time as any. Girl or not fellas she is huge, and will kill you. Evil bitch.
I would however briefly like to stay on the topic of woman, let's talk about equal rights, and the ongoing battle these poor suffering these victimised women have had to endure....
***cough***bollocks***cough***.
So you want equal rights ladies, you wanna earn, work, and get as much power as us? You want to be able to do everything we can do? The big guys, the men? You really want to be equal with men? Ok, sure, we can arrange that, i think there's only one thing that hasn't been achieved yet.
So, let me puch you. Let me punch you in the face and hurt you. Women want equal rights, so.... fight us, why can't we hit you this is what you wanted? If me and my wife strongly disagree with something, i should be able to thump her in the chin, to let her know she was wrong. That is equal is it not? Equal fucking rights, i gave you equal rights to my dick bitch i'm still the only motther fucker tugging on this. And so also you can see, the ladies sometimes say they want one thing, but a different image slowly becomes visible.
Ok, last is God, dinosaurs, adam and eve. This is really a strange one because, how can God pretend to be sonething he is not, if he ain't real? Well the point is that in this instance, other people pretend to make him whateva they want. Now without pissing everbody off a damming myself to minus twos and hate mail, i have to say, i mean, come on he can't be real? God was just the one alongside the easter bunny and father christmas that our parents forgot to tell us about, he's not real!! For those of you undecided, lets have a look at the facts. Dinosaurs exist, or they did at least, there are bones, and dna traces, and teeth and goddammit they once walked the earth we inhabit. Howver, the bible mentions no word of god making the dinosaurs, oh no no, the heaven, the earth, then he got fucking lazy and went straight to man. Like, do Christians believe scientists made all this up? But we have proof?!?! Surely its easier to say God is made up? Nah, it's gotta be bullshit, right? Who knows for sure, what i do know is jurassic park became a trilogy, was passion of the christ was shit hence the lack of a sequal.
Ha ha jokes guys dunno what you'll think of this post, i'm bored at work with alot in mind. Did not mean to offend God or women, tried to keep it unserious and slightly comic. :P
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Submitted by Bushy (user info) at 2006-05-08 06:59:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-05-08 06:20:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-08 05:32:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
Truly and honestly this was an absolutely rubbish post with no value. I'm not -2ing you and laughing about it - I'm seriously telling you that this was dire.
No one should be punching anyone in the face. That's barbaric. I could have made a load of shitty jokes, but I'm not because this post does not deserve humour.
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I completely agree. Also when your using a name, it's not bush or tony it's Bush or Tony. Capitals man, capitals!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-08 05:45:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What red said.
And no, you do not provoke thought.
Well, unless "Jeesus, he's fucking retarded" is a thought.
Which it is.
But that's still not a good thing.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-08 05:44:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I couldn't read this, it was just too badly written. I did get the impression you were just giving your opinion though. That's all very well but it doesn't really provoke thought.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-08 05:34:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If there's one thing I hope you take from this.
'Alot' is not a word.
A little.
A lot.
OK?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-08 05:32:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Truly and honestly this was an absolutely rubbish post with no value. I'm not -2ing you and laughing about it - I'm seriously telling you that this was dire.
No one should be punching anyone in the face. That's barbaric. I could have made a load of shitty jokes, but I'm not because this post does not deserve humour.