The New Atlantis Chronicles, Illustrations, and Being Drunk... (515 hits)
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Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2006-05-08 09:35:03 EDT
I was drunk four days in a row the week...
Not that any of you care, but it was a good time.
Wednesday was the anniversary of one of my best friend's father's death. We drank an entire bottle of Everclear between the two of us. We had mixed it with Vanilla Vodka, Blue Puckers, some sour mix and ginger ale. Holy anal rape, Batman! were we hammered. After we both vomited out stuff we never ate, we each took a couch, babbled for a while then passed out. She occasionally pops on here, so if she does - Thanks!!!
Thursday was the last night of Karaoke at the KSU Rathskellar, (the on campus bar.) My little brother usually drags me along. I go just to hook up with the chick I'm sleeping with every now and again. I don't sing, because my voice makes the baby Jaysis cry, but it can be all right to watch idiots make fools of themselves. After a few SoCos and lime juice on ice I had this thing called a "Fog Cutter." All I know is that there was Gin in it.
Friday I went to bartered at what was suppose to be a relatively big event. It was one of those "Wear Anything But Clothes" parties. Not that many people showed up, and I didn't have too much booze to work with. However, girls in tiny outfits made from plastic bags is always fine with me. 99 Bananas, Coconut Rum and Sprite seem to work well together for most people. I went for the Bacardi 151, Daiquiri Mix and Coke...
Saturday I had about 30 people over to my apartment. I knew a girl with $800 still on her food card plan, so she offered to buy all the soda and food for my shin-dig. Gee, twist my arm. A number of girls were knocking back my armeretto sours, unaware that there was a shot of the Captain's Spice Rum in there, too. At some point in the middle of the night we switched from booze to strong coffee and a crew of us stayed up until 8 am.
Good Times. Anyhow...
I really don't have anything to contribute today other than some stuff I've been working on for quite a while again. I found some illustrations I had done a while back that I thought didn't suck cock, so I figured I would throw them up along with a brief summary of another novel concept.
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"My brothers and sisters of this Global Village, you tried. You did your best. And the human endeavor is a remarkable thing. But you failed. Now it is our turn. And we will make this a better world. Whether you accept it or not, is now irrelevant."
THIS RISING TIDE: THE ATLANTIS CHRONICLES
They are everywhere. Singing in concert, playing professional basketball, beside you in the check out lane. They have no idea who they are. Some do. Those ones are in hiding, holding back an evil older than time. They are waiting, every day watching as the primordial destroyer slips deeper into this world. But they wait. They know the truth. Man use to have more than five senses, until the Purge. And some still do. Finally, man has caught up with them again. The Tribaden will walk, and will make Atlantis will rise from the sea.
With his fiancee recently passed from cancer, Ryan has given up on life. He takes the savings they had planned on using to start a life together, and now travels the world. He goes to the worst places around the globe, secretly hoping his demise will come at the end of a mugger's knife. In the mountains of Tibet, his life is saved by a strange group of monks. Not monks - an Atlantean conclave. They believe Ryan's fall to them has a purpose, one he may have to perform against his will.
(pictured is the Khonshu and Natalia)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-09 01:07:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-08 16:25:14 EDT (#)
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so, I'm guessing you barfed four times this week?
also, I must say, I really do prefer your drawing only in black and white - there is a clarity that makes them more intense that way.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-05-08 14:32:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-08 14:05:27 (#)
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aw, fuck.
I never thought I'd manage to confuse myself with my tabs, but I did.
*slaps forehead*
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-05-08 14:19:04 EDT (#)
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everwhat the fuck? vanilla vodka?
jesus, the wierd-assed-shit you kids drink.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-08 14:05:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
aw, fuck.
I never thought I'd manage to confuse myself with my tabs, but I did.
*slaps forehead*
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Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-08 13:47:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-05-08 13:19:38 (#)
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Truer words of wisdom never spoken COMountain. How did you get to be so wise?
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Well... since you asked... LINKPIMP!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87098
...it has a lot to do with my "wisdom" about which you inquired...
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-08 13:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not so sure what I think of you after reading about your mixers...
In my experience...
1. Anyone that drinks Pucker - I don't care how little - likes to take it in the Pucker.
2. Everclear usually indicates misguided youth - ie a handful of youngsters in over their heads.
3. Elaborate mixed drinks should ONLY be consumed during theme parties.
Next time, remove the lime juice from your SoCo.
I typically enjoy your stuff, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt on this one...
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-05-08 13:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Listen to Loki. I'm a fat drunk.
Oh, and cool pics.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-08 11:50:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-08 11:23:56 (#)
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You're going to end up in rehab drinking like this.
also fat cause alcohol is chock full of empty calories
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Yeah, but I haven't drank in a month. It's the end of the semester here at the University, so everyone is letting the booze flow freely. We townies won't have much fun over the summer.
And I'm 5' 11", 250 lbs. I've been the exact size for a decade. Not all fat, either, (just most.)
Caul would hate me no matter what...
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-08 11:23:56 EDT (#)
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You're going to end up in rehab drinking like this.
also fat cause alcohol is chock full of empty calories
and you know that once you get fat, Caul will lose all respect for you and where will you be without the respect of an angry metro French Canadian?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-08 11:17:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-08 09:41:56 (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-08 09:38:40 (#)
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her breasts seem awfully low.
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no bra...
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-05-08 09:44:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
everclear is the shizznit
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-08 09:41:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-08 09:38:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
her breasts seem awfully low.
I mean its better than I could do, I'm just sayin.
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i agree with jethro over here
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-08 09:38:40 EDT (#)
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her breasts seem awfully low.
I mean its better than I could do, I'm just sayin.