fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck repost cuz i'm stooopid (15649 hits)
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Submitted by katy (View user info) at 2006-05-08 11:44:24 EDT
since when did enter = submit on my computer. who knows? right anyway since i've yet again fucked up submitting an attachment cuz i'm just that fucking special, have fun. here's your fun for the day kiddies, make fun of katy.
so leilani, is this what you thought i looked like?
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-06 13:36:37 EST (#)
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what a post this was
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-08-02 23:22:42 EDT (#)
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come on!
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-08-02 23:22:19 EDT (#)
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do it!
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-08-02 23:21:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-02 22:19:57 EDT (#)
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Oh Katy will LOVE knowing this was back on MRR.
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Imagine if it could end up with HEAT?!!?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-08-02 22:23:29 EDT (#)
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What, why, and how. Just tell me.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-02 22:19:57 EDT (#)
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Oh Katy will LOVE knowing this was back on MRR.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-08-02 22:09:52 EDT (#)
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is there anyone home
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-08-02 22:09:39 EDT (#)
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hello hello is there anybody out there just nod if you can hear me
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-08-02 22:09:18 EDT (#)
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someone else notice this
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-08-02 22:09:05 EDT (#)
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come back to life damn you
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-08-02 22:08:50 EDT (#)
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since you made them black you out in your holiday photos
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-23 15:59:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<3
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-23 15:49:29 EST (#)
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hahahahahaha.
i <3 you too rad.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-01-23 15:47:11 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/88018
:)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-01-23 15:35:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
katy is a delicate flower.
her grace and charm will always assure her of a place in my heart.
plus, i'd totally fuck her mouth.
Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2007-01-23 15:30:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i was gonna plus 2 you because it said fuck so many times in the title, then my AOL China loaded the picture, so that was -2 when i saw it from the 2 i had, and then i added another -2 for good measure.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-01-23 15:28:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
7 DAYS
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-23 15:27:35 EST (#)
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7 DAYS - ALL OF YOU IN 7 DAYS!!!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-01-23 15:24:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this totally needed to be bumped.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-01-23 15:20:56 EST (#)
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Have your looks improved with age or was that just a bad hair - and face - day?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-01-23 15:15:00 EST (#)
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bahahahhaha
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2007-01-23 15:14:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
teh hottness!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-23 15:06:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
poster girl for surprise sex
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-01-22 16:53:20 EST (#)
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DAMN YOU STAN!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-22 16:12:31 EST (#)
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WRONG TRY AGAIN
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-01-22 16:10:42 EST (#)
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Mick Jagger?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-22 15:59:13 EST (#)
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wh-whats going on?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-06 09:48:41 EDT (#)
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hahahahahaahahah
Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2006-10-06 09:37:01 EDT (#)
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I'd hit it......twice. High five for being sexy in da mouth.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2006-10-06 09:36:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yay!
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-10-06 09:30:02 EDT (#)
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purdy mouth
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-10-06 09:15:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-05-08 11:46:01 (#)
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She looked bewildered as the dog started explaining world economics to here
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... oh, Jebus. That made my day.
Submitted by laika (user info) at 2006-09-21 05:51:33 EDT (#)
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you realize there is only one solution.
bodyshot camwhore.
isnt it about time you got back on most heated anyway?
(ok, i know this wont really solve anything, but throw
in some guns, camouflage, a couple pornstars and think of the fun it would be)
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-05 13:46:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Plint (user info) at 2006-08-02 22:29:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh the ugly!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-10 18:08:13 EDT (#)
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If I had a cunt, I'd have 604,388 hits. Because that's the ONLY way to explain this.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-07-10 17:54:15 EDT (#)
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600!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-25 13:52:26 EDT (#)
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wow, 14000 hits Katy!
Good job!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-22 09:43:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-22 08:18:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
Gone now.
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-22 08:11:22 (#)
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I am so erect right now that I am in pain.
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7 minutes 26 seconds. Including the time it takes you to tap out your message with your mouth implement.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-22 09:22:50 EDT (#)
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It took 45 minutes actually and I had to tell the boss the office was hit by a lorry carrying scrambled egg for Little Chef.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-22 09:00:43 EDT (#)
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Berty rubbed his jub jub in a frenzy until he jetted all over your picture. It took him 7 minutes. Tops.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-22 08:21:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-22 08:18:48 (#)
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Gone now.
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hehe
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-22 08:18:48 EDT (#)
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Gone now.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-22 08:11:22 EDT (#)
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I am so erect right now that I am in pain.
Submitted by Tyran (user info) at 2006-05-22 08:09:41 EDT (#)
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I could make her look hot three ways. Beer for me, Bag for her or the hardest way. TAKE OFF THE DAMN GLASSES AND PUT ON SOME MAKE UP
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-05-22 07:59:03 EDT (#)
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(13809 hits)
590 reviews
The fuck?
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2006-05-18 10:07:14 EDT (#)
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I'd hit it
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-18 01:51:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-18 01:44:55 EDT (#)
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:)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88018
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-17 13:07:49 EDT (#)
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I like this pic SO much better than the new one - it really looks different!
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-17 11:54:27 EDT (#)
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heh thats what you think... ;)
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-17 11:46:07 EDT (#)
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well at least this'll really be off most heated now.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-17 11:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-17 11:26:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
LYING PIG THIS ISNT YOU
I HATE YOU
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-17 11:31:41 EDT (#)
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I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A PAKISTANI TAXI DRIVER WHILE YOU'RE PANHANDLING ON THE BQE!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-17 11:30:53 EDT (#)
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HAAAAAAAATE YOU
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-17 11:29:23 EDT (#)
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oh sweet jesus you goat fucker. CAN'T MAKE ANYONE HAPPY CAN I!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-17 11:26:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LYING PIG THIS ISNT YOU
I HATE YOU
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-05-17 11:17:17 EDT (#)
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i tried to read all the reviews, holy shit.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-05-17 10:04:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spacegrass (user info) at 2006-05-15 15:12:34 (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-15 12:45:12 (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-15 12:28:34 (#)
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then post a pic of your tits to get this off most heated.
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YES, I DEMAND YOU MAKE THIS SO
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I second this motion!
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Yea that's a plan
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-17 09:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't wait to read through all these reviews.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-16 18:08:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 15:41:38 (#)
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you know, after further review, you look like john, the hope to die alcoholic who lives across from my parents house. i'll try to snap a covert pic of him next time i'm by there to show you. uncanny!
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No no no... she looks like Kai... a chick I knew in highschool. Kai had a lot of potential to be beautiful/pretty (whatever) but she killed it with being goth, not taking care of herself, being a cutter and eventually going into rehab. Yah she fucked herself up. Stupid girl... Your face reminds me of her... thats all
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-16 16:44:39 EDT (#)
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You win the UberAward for Most Kissable Lips!
must.
keep.
heated!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-16 15:41:38 EDT (#)
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you know, after further review, you look like john, the hope to die alcoholic who lives across from my parents house. i'll try to snap a covert pic of him next time i'm by there to show you. uncanny!
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-05-16 15:26:10 EDT (#)
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DOGPILE
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-16 15:00:42 (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-16 15:00:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:18:17 EDT (#)
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i didn't know you lost your camwhoreginity.
I would jam you.
Unless you are turned sideways in that picture because your face is lopsided, then I would just hump you. They are pretty similiar, the only difference being in one of them I don't make you sleep in the wet spot.
Submitted by Spacegrass (user info) at 2006-05-16 11:25:58 EDT (#)
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Congratulations on moving down from the top spot in most heated!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-16 10:12:36 EDT (#)
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how do I love thee, let me count the ways
1. well
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-16 10:09:48 EDT (#)
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I shall read it now, dearest.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-16 10:06:30 EDT (#)
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I WONDER WHY YOU LADIES HAVEN'T READ MY HEART WARMING POST TODAY
HAVE I OFFENDED THEE?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-16 10:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm leaving this comment because this is back on MRR, which is interesting because you keep putting it there by complaining about heat, which heats it even more. THE IRONY.
I still like your mouth.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-16 10:04:23 EDT (#)
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WEAR YOUR CROWN OF SHIT HIGH UPON THE ALTER OF HEAT
LIVE ON DEAR POST, YOUR LIFE AN AMAZEMENT TO ALL!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-16 10:03:22 EDT (#)
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LIVE
LIVE
LIVE
I GIVE TO YOU LIFE
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-16 10:00:02 EDT (#)
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DIE ALREADY!!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-05-15 21:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-15 12:28:34 (#)
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then post a pic of your tits to get this off most heated.
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Urk!! Bubba is dead. Heart attack, stroke, prostate explosion.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-05-15 21:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-15 15:26:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
DAMMIT FUCK OFF!!!
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Kiss my grits, Onion_With_Tuna, you fucking love it and
YOU KNOW IT!!! You have more hits on ONE post than I had on my
first thirty. Kwitcher bitchin.
My God, think what you would get for posting your tits. (hint hint).
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-15 19:25:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Katy,
Do you know that this post is 24th Most Reviewed EVAR???
Appaerntly, your hotness draws ratings like moths to a flame.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-15 15:26:15 EDT (#)
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DAMMIT FUCK OFF!!!
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-05-15 15:18:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-15 10:14:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
Why isn't this post dead?
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I said keep this one afloat so that what they're doing.
I hope that's Ok with you joo boy.
Submitted by Spacegrass (user info) at 2006-05-15 15:12:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-15 12:45:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-15 12:28:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
then post a pic of your tits to get this off most heated.
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YES, I DEMAND YOU MAKE THIS SO
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I second this motion!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-15 12:45:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-15 12:28:34 (#)
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then post a pic of your tits to get this off most heated.
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YES, I DEMAND YOU MAKE THIS SO
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-15 12:28:34 EDT (#)
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then post a pic of your tits to get this off most heated.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-05-15 11:56:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-15 09:51:30 (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-15 08:13:24 (#)
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10K hits without B@W.
THAT is a rarity now-a-days.
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THAT'S FREAKING INSANE HAVE YOU ALL NEVER SEEN A GIRL BEFORE!!!!!
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LIEK OMG! YOUR FACE IS AS POPULAR AS MY BOOBIES!!!!
oh the insanity!
IMMA GONNA HIDE YO GLASSES!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-15 11:53:46 EDT (#)
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I'M GOING TO HUNT YOU ALL DOWN AND STAB YOUR EYES OUT WITH YOUR OWN THUMBS!!!!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-15 11:44:16 EDT (#)
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WHY THE FUCK IS THIS STILL #1 MOST HEATED?!?
no offense, katy, of course...i'd still do ya.
in the pooper, of course.
what? why are you all looking at me like that?
*squick squick*
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-05-15 10:28:14 EDT (#)
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EVEN SPELL 'CAN' WRONG!!!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-05-15 10:27:46 EDT (#)
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WE CA DO ANYTHING WE WANT.
DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!!!!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-05-15 10:18:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
when I camwhored it was different of course because I'm dead sexy. Phuzzy camwhored because South Africans think they can do anything and Merlina camwhored because she's Irish..""
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No.
I camwhored because I wanted to hear how beautiful I was and was put in my place
*sobs*
I've since had £25,000 of plastic surgery and it all went wrong.... now I'm a complete troll.
YOU BASTARDS
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-15 10:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why isn't this post dead?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-15 10:08:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mr T! I thought you'd left us. I loved your DVD. It was the bestest birthday present I ever got - other than Sacrilicious's post of course.
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-05-15 10:04:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who saying my name foo's? I am here and my ancestors din't wear no chains, foo.
Stop that jibber jabber fo' I toss you against a wall.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-15 09:51:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-15 08:13:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
10K hits without B@W.
THAT is a rarity now-a-days.
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THAT'S FREAKING INSANE HAVE YOU ALL NEVER SEEN A GIRL BEFORE!!!!!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-15 08:57:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just checking...
Yep, still cute.
Fuck Caul.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-15 08:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-05-15 08:35:12 (#)
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Speaking of frustration, I'm gonna go... erm... 'clean up', it's been a nice banter yourtitslookfake.
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All natural D_R.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-05-15 08:35:12 EDT (#)
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Speaking of frustration, I'm gonna go... erm... 'clean up', it's been a nice banter yourtitslookfake.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-15 08:26:34 EDT (#)
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Mr T slapped potato salad in his face once. He had been talking about frustration.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-05-15 08:24:57 EDT (#)
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DAMN YOUR EYES KUNTA KINTE!! DAMN YOU TO HELL FOOL!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-05-15 08:22:39 EDT (#)
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*sniffs mirror... chops it up a bit....*
hmmmm... it is kind of lumpy..
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-15 08:20:13 EDT (#)
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That's not coke. It's dry potato salad. I'm going to watch that DVD again tonight. I like the bit where he learns how to break dance.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-05-15 08:18:45 EDT (#)
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WELL HOW COME THEY SELL ME COKE???!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-15 08:15:13 EDT (#)
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If only Mr T were here - He'd have something inspirational to say. Then he would tell us all why he wears gold chains (because it reminds him of what his ancestors went through, when they were slaves in chains)
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-05-15 08:14:50 EDT (#)
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*casts suspicious/nervous look over shoulder...*
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-05-15 08:13:56 EDT (#)
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*reaches over for scoob... hesitates..... sees mirror on coffee table*
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-15 08:13:24 EDT (#)
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10K hits without B@W.
THAT is a rarity now-a-days.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-05-15 08:12:11 EDT (#)
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*blinks*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-15 08:10:04 EDT (#)
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I've been taking a lot of inspiration from the Mr T DVD recently which I got for my birthday. His message was to stay off the drugs and ignore peer pressure.
Also he said
"Hey you, yeah you with the teeth! Come over here!"
"Do you know who I am? Of course you do! I'm famous!" *cheesy grin*
To ignore his sage counsel would be absoludicrous, and there is not way you can recoup from that.
Table the label! Wear your own name!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-15 08:05:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-05-15 07:57:56 (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-15 07:52:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Lay off the drugs Danger_Ranger
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okay.
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Don't listen to him.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-15 08:05:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No mention to the innumerable TTOM camwhores. No one has camwhored as much as him I have decided. That's ego run amok.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-05-15 07:57:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-15 07:52:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Lay off the drugs Danger_Ranger
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okay.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-15 07:52:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lay off the drugs Danger_Ranger
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-05-15 07:51:13 EDT (#)
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... sorry Sphagnum.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-05-15 07:43:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
woo, it's a girl. - I have soooo grown up.
+2 for camwhoring, it's like an obligation, I'm not sure why... when I camwhored it was different of course because I'm dead sexy. Phuzzy camwhored because South Africans think they can do anything and Merlina camwhored because she's Irish and Spam camwhored because he's got new hair and Saxon camwhored because he saw himself on a milk carton and can't write proper like so exploited the world wide web and stevie camwhored because bart had to have a token special kiddie and picked a Canaidian stupid is as stupid does and Kracka camwhored because he stole it or mugged it or carjacked it and rad camwhored because he wasn't sunburnt and razor camwhored because he's rich, typical, and zakalwe camwhored because he lost a bet and Hadley camwhored by accident and Crystle camwhored because she can't write and ghola camwhored because she's thin and method camwhored/es because Cretans have a god complex and williamson camwhored because he loves thorpe and thorpe camwhored because his folks were out and he cracked their Net Nanny password and Tiger Lilly camwhores on the off-chance the Pats playing roster is at her local and Professional Peon camwhored because she has MASSIVE TITS and c1ndy camwhored because she thought Professional Peon is only c cup and Circe camwhored because she's hot for me and Mr Wolf camwhored for 'band exposure' and Apollo camwhored because he's trying to break some world head record and Berty camwhored by accident like HadToBeDone - makes you wonder. Oh and then there was Snark who camwhored because he believed his own press, and joedaddy who never camwhored because the people at bingo would guffaw and make fun of him, and Michael Jackson who camwhored for botox royalties and ETS who camwhored because you can never have enough friends on myspace. hmmmm, where was I..... oh, yeah, that's right, in the wash up there is no way Sphagnum camwhored, I mean, you just wouldn't, would you?
Submitted by fun_with_needles (user info) at 2006-05-15 05:31:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Mickey Mouse Bullshit". Where have I heard that before?
AHHH! BOOTCAMP! DON'T TOUCH ME THERE PETTY OFFICER!
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-05-14 21:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.funny-base.com/games/brainsplatters2.html
I'm PRETTY SURE that this game was designed by electro...
Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-05-13 20:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously, what is this Mickey Mouse shit?
What all these guys said..
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-05-11 18:25:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
For fuck sake. Why this has a positive rating is beyond me. Uber posts have turned into one big game of internet grab ass.
P.S. - Since I have no relation to you whatsoever I can say you're fucking ugly.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-05-12 14:52:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
That's where the ugly stick went
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:33:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
500 reviews? 6000 hits? what a fucking travesty. i'm gone for a week and this is what has become of uber? bring back ets, at least there was content to argue about.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:33:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
500 reviews? 6000 hits? what a fucking travesty. i'm gone for a week and this is what has become of uber? bring back ets, at least there was content to argue about.
We should all chip in £5 each and pay Vermin to write more of his legendary posts again here.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-05-13 15:01:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-10 11:08:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
did you at least think both of me were girls?
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Yeah, although I never really read much from Katy. Camwhore in every post and I will though, in my eyes you're probably the most atrtactive girl on this site.
I'm not trying tho chat you up btw, even if you begged for my address so you could come over and let me tie you up I'd still say no. Probably.
Ah, fuck it, who am I kidding I'd even send my own jet to pick you up. But still i'm not trying to chat you up, I'm just saying, lookin good.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-05-13 14:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're pretty gruesome. What, do you sit in your basement eating chalk with no windows in the dark during an eclipse while bathing in bleach? Dayum, girl. You white.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-05-13 13:53:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm sure you'll find a good man someday...
who needs citizenship
real bad
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-13 13:38:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you're halfway to Angelina Jolie lips.
....I would love to make sweet love to them.
As long as you didn't look up.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-05-12 20:10:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-12 14:41:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-05-12 13:44:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
being serious for half a second, the main reason men aren't judged for whorish behavior isn't because... it's not an accomplishment if she gives in to something available; a man has to work for it.
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and why wasn't that insult on my camwhore? dammit that woulda been a great point."
such things require time and tender care to blossom. besides, i didn't see anything that required insulting...? the closest i came to that, as far as i can remember, was saying you should be more self-confident. which was a suggestion, but based on the idea you're attractive.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-05-12 19:47:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
<masterbates furiously>
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-12 15:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ya know, this photo is not on my myspace at all. maybe i should stick it up there since it's so stereotypical. maybe i should just put it up cuz i don't even have a pic of me there except my half-warhol version. maybe everyone should stop worrying about myspace.
either way..
FUCKING GET OFF THIS POST!!!
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-05-12 15:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
meh
looks like one of those cheesey 'myspace' photos
the dramatic pose, the picture you took yourself
and a few more things that im not drunk enough or mean enough to say now
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-05-12 14:52:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's where the ugly stick went
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-05-12 00:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Weird, but damn girl, you look like me. Hell I'm hot!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-05-12 00:41:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-10 15:01:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ask your big boy Method how I look. Until you meet me and see me in person stop making comments on how I look cause you have no fucking clue.
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-11 21:49:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87005
Because I'm a dirty, dirty hit/linkwhore.
...I'd hit it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-11 21:34:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
whoa! http://www.ubersite.com/m/87851
Submitted by Lennes (user info) at 2006-05-11 19:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd hit it.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-05-11 18:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
as if we needed further confirmation that monkeyingaround is a huge loser (the camwhore was enough)
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-05-11 18:26:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
One more for good measure.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-05-11 18:26:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's another you cunt.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-05-11 18:25:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For fuck sake. Why this has a positive rating is beyond me. Uber posts have turned into one big game of internet grab ass.
P.S. - Since I have no relation to you whatsoever I can say you're fucking ugly.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:33:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:27:53 (#)
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Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:23:42 (#)
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oh I can and I will! <evil grin> (It's so much fun being childish and immature!)
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fine. i still dont think you have the time or cajones to attempt to get my post on mhm by yourself.
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nice try... I don't want you post on mhm.... it shouldn't go on there with all your whoriness.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
500 reviews? 6000 hits? what a fucking travesty. i'm gone for a week and this is what has become of uber? bring back ets, at least there was content to argue about.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:27:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:23:42 (#)
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oh I can and I will! <evil grin> (It's so much fun being childish and immature!)
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fine. i still dont think you have the time or cajones to attempt to get my post on mhm by yourself.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:23:42 EDT (#)
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oh I can and I will! <evil grin> (It's so much fun being childish and immature!)
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:21:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:18:53 (#)
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and retro... you should really really stop link whoring... your turning into a real slut about it you know... I think I might have to rate you as the sluttiest for MHM no. 2!
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YOU WONT
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:21:15 EDT (#)
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That really sucks, dude! If I can ask, what kind of cancer?
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:18:07 (#)
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I uh...wouldnt do ya.
and Im fucking GAGGING for it after a year of cancer induced dought
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:18:53 EDT (#)
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and retro... you should really really stop link whoring... your turning into a real slut about it you know... I think I might have to rate you as the sluttiest for MHM no. 2!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:18:07 EDT (#)
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I uh...wouldnt do ya.
and Im fucking GAGGING for it after a year of cancer induced dought
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:17:23 EDT (#)
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Like I said... I'm unbelievable bored. And I get paid to fuck around all day. I rule! oh and so does my job! To think they pay so well for me to do anything I want... I love the corporate world!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:15:20 EDT (#)
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by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:14:02 (#)
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why monkey? WHY??
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87821
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:14:42 EDT (#)
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but I'm not totally off of it just yet!
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:14:28 EDT (#)
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I don't quite sit right on my rocker.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:14:11 EDT (#)
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I'm starting to think that
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:14:02 EDT (#)
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why monkey? WHY??
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87821
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:13:59 EDT (#)
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or have you not noticed that just yet?
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:13:48 EDT (#)
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and yes I can chat/talk/type anyone's ear off
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:13:28 EDT (#)
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or I am just that bored. Oh
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:13:13 EDT (#)
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which I may just very well be.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:12:57 EDT (#)
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and he just called me crazy.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:12:47 EDT (#)
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but I already sang to my friend "Flea" today
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:12:31 EDT (#)
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any kind of sense at all
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:12:20 EDT (#)
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nor will it rhym or make
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:12:01 EDT (#)
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It won't be good or anything
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:11:33 EDT (#)
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for you..... now not to worry
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:11:21 EDT (#)
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I am going to sing a song
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:11:05 EDT (#)
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I think that...
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:10:55 EDT (#)
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cause he's a dipshit ;)
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:08:51 EDT (#)
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wait you thought i was ugly, why would you get a better pic?
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-05-11 15:54:19 EDT (#)
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I'll call off the dogs if you post a better picture of yourself.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 15:08:13 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/87821
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 15:07:43 EDT (#)
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eevn if no one hits this or reviews it, it will still be up on MHM for at least 3 more days. unless something bumps it off or there are a bunch of new MHM
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-11 15:00:19 EDT (#)
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I HATE YOU ALL LEAVE THIS ALONE!!! except for shlongy he's ok.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Any of you retards ever hear of "AIM" or "IM"?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i had a fresh turkey sandwich on whole wheat WITH lettuce tomato and mayo. AND some orange slices on teh side. yummmm.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:32:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what happened to your face?
Submitted by desipalen (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:28:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:26:34 EDT (#)
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hahahahaha
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-11 13:46:56 EDT (#)
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Let me know!
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-11 13:46:44 EDT (#)
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So what do you think retro? Should I help you out on this silly thing?
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-11 13:46:21 EDT (#)
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But if it keeps this as heated... hell why the hell not then right?
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-11 13:46:05 EDT (#)
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and I'm not to sure that many want to know what goes through my mind. In fact I'm sure most of you don't.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-11 13:45:38 EDT (#)
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see a non stop continuous song. though it tends to be more of a rambling of shit that goes through my mind.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-11 13:45:03 EDT (#)
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I could sing a song on here... that would be kind of funny to watch.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-11 13:44:15 EDT (#)
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have a salad or something ya know?
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-11 13:44:03 EDT (#)
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I think I might have chili's
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-11 13:43:51 EDT (#)
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My mom works down the street from me, so we tend to go to lunch together
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-11 13:43:26 EDT (#)
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I don't know what I am going to have either.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 12:56:35 EDT (#)
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maybe quiznos. or the cafateria in my building. its good there sometimes.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-11 12:55:47 EDT (#)
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urbane pie?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 12:55:28 EDT (#)
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i didn't bring my own
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 12:55:17 EDT (#)
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i wonder what i'll have today.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 12:54:38 EDT (#)
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i'm gonna keep reviewing this until lunch
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 12:54:08 EDT (#)
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Go ahead as you waste your days with thinking
When you fall everyone sins
Another day and you've had your fill of sinking
With the life held in your
Hands are shaking cold
These hands are meant to hold
Speak to me, when all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Move along
Move along
So a day when you've lost yourself completely
Could be a night when your life ends
Such a heart that will lead you to deceiving
All the pain held in your
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-11 12:53:35 EDT (#)
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what
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 12:53:29 EDT (#)
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what
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 12:53:21 EDT (#)
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the
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 12:53:15 EDT (#)
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fuck
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 12:53:06 EDT (#)
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is
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 12:53:00 EDT (#)
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that
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 12:52:52 EDT (#)
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about?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-11 12:51:42 EDT (#)
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i hope you choke on caul's splooge...
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 12:51:18 EDT (#)
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thats
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 12:51:11 EDT (#)
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not
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 12:51:03 EDT (#)
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very
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 12:50:56 EDT (#)
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nice
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-11 12:50:34 EDT (#)
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DIE
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 12:50:00 EDT (#)
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why
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 12:49:53 EDT (#)
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do
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 12:49:39 EDT (#)
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you
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 12:49:32 EDT (#)
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hate
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 12:49:26 EDT (#)
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me?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-11 12:44:11 EDT (#)
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I HATE YOU!!!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 12:31:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:36:31 (#)
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It might be funny to see how many months we could keep this in most heated.
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haha, yeah. i think inion might snap though. so yeah, lets do it.
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:36:31 EDT (#)
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It might be funny to see how many months we could keep this in most heated.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:25:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:23:14 (#)
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FUCKING BUGGER OFF ALREADY AND LET IT REST IN PEACE!!!!
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Fine, no need to yellz.
I gotz to getz to goin's anywayz.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:25:18 EDT (#)
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so thats a yes?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:23:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:20:03 (#)
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I don't have any children. I had a cat once but it died.
:(
I would like kids but I don't have enough time to look after them properly and I don't really have a big enough garden for them to run around in. I am also too lazy to take them for walkies.
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I've got a doggie and a kitty and they're both alive :)
You don't have to take them for walks, just tie them to the bumper of the car and let them run behind it. Kinda like Aunt Edna's dog in National Lampoon's.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:23:14 EDT (#)
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FUCKING BUGGER OFF ALREADY AND LET IT REST IN PEACE!!!!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:21:56 EDT (#)
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inion, are you at the point yet where you wished this post would just die? when i did http://www.ubersite.com/m/84613 it stayed up for days and days and just wouldn't die. i loved it at first but after a while i just wished it wouyld die.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:20:03 EDT (#)
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I don't have any children. I had a cat once but it died.
:(
I would like kids but I don't have enough time to look after them properly and I don't really have a big enough garden for them to run around in. I am also too lazy to take them for walkies.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:18:19 EDT (#)
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ok everybody go away.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:12:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:08:48 (#)
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H_E do you have any children?
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Nope. You?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:11:39 EDT (#)
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Berty - See, you need to find a good woman who'll help you when you fall and not let you deteriorate like garbage in a landfill. There are still decent womenz out there, don't loose the faith my brother.
Besides, I already said I'd give you some boob-to-face action went I bent over to hug you in your chair.
Retro - You'll have to go talk to TL for any Uber fucking.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:11:15 EDT (#)
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This post is monstrous. You should all be ashamed
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:09:29 EDT (#)
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meh, i can't tan. oh well. it's not like i choose to be this pale, since i do venture outdoors quite a bit. even when i was running at the beach last summer i didn't do anything but get more fuckin freckles. i can get a great driver's tan though.
marisa tomei? ehhh. i dunno.
angel makes me think of a puero rican boy. sorry :(
retro - i'll bake ya a casserole. or send you a box of hamburger helper whichever.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:08:48 EDT (#)
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H_E do you have any children?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:08:04 EDT (#)
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There's no combination of words
I could put on the back of a postcard
No song I could sing
But I can try for your heart
Our dreams, and they are made out of real things
Like a, shoebox of photographs
With sepiatone loving
Love is the answer,
At least for most of the questions in my heart
Like why are we here? and where do we go?
And how come it's so hard?
It's not always easy and
Sometimes life can be deceiving
I'll tell you one thing its always better when we're together
[Chorus:]
MMM its always better when we're together
Yeah, look at the stars when we're together
Well, it's always better when we're together
Yeah, it's always better when we're together
And all of these moments
Just might find their way into my dreams tonight
But I know that theyll be gone
When the morning light sings
And brings new things
For tomorrow night you see
That theyll be gone too
Too many things I have to do
But if all of these dreams might find their way
Into my day to day scene
I'd be under the impression
I was somewhere in between
With only two
Just me and you
Not so many things we got to do
Or places we got to be
We'll Sit beneath the mango tree now
Its always better when we're together
Mmmm, we're somewhere in between together
Well, it's always better when we're together
Yeah, it's always better when we're together
MMmmmm MMMmmmm Mmmmmm
I believe in memories
They look so, so pretty when I sleep
Hey now, and when I wake up,
You look so pretty sleeping next to me
But there is not enough time,
And there is no song I could sing
And there is no, combination of words I could say
But I will still tell you one thing
We're Better together.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:06:45 EDT (#)
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Well H_E I am a very beautiful man, apart from my face obviously, so I can totally believe it.
Because I am kind and generous I will allow Retrospect to watch my 'ho Inion brush her hair for only £3.50.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:06:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:04:24 (#)
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It's different for men H_E. Once a man is down there ain't nobody to help him up. He just detirorates until they can't function in society anymore.
That said though you can't expect to be carried through life. If you haven't the strength to stand on your own two feet then nobody should be suprised that you don't win any foot races.
Do not cry for Retrospect. It is the way of things.
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I'M WORKING ON A SYMPATHY BANG OVER HERE, FRIEND.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:05:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:04:00 (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-11 06:53:44 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-10 20:57:58 (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-10 20:41:59 (#)
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Marisa Tomei??? Are you being serious?
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Yes, I like her face a lot and her Italian looks
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I'm with you lover... er, i mean Caulaincourt. She was beautiful in My Cousin Vinnie and when she was on Seinfeld, George Costanza had a thing for her.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:04:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 10:59:35 (#)
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she could have been the one. anybody COULD be. thats why i try to be nice to everybody i meet, because you never know if that person smiling on the train or asking you directions will be somebody you will become great friends with, or fall in love with. i'm starting to agree with Berty though. side note, 19 days until i move into my new place so i can be extra lonely.
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You're absolutely correct, anyone could be.
You won't be lonely. I'm sure you'll have all teh hott womenz lusting after you, and since you have your own layer.. I mean place, you can invite them back and make sweet sweet love to them.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:04:24 EDT (#)
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It's different for men H_E. Once a man is down there ain't nobody to help him up. He just detirorates until they can't function in society anymore.
That said though you can't expect to be carried through life. If you haven't the strength to stand on your own two feet then nobody should be suprised that you don't win any foot races.
Do not cry for Retrospect. It is the way of things.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:04:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-11 06:53:44 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-10 20:57:58 (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-10 20:41:59 (#)
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Marisa Tomei??? Are you being serious?
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Yes, I like her face a lot and her Italian looks.
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No, I know a lot of guys that think she's hot. I just don't get it.
Going by what you've said about the type of women you find appealing, I've come to the conculsion that we just have complete opposite taste in women. You like 'em dark, I like 'em fair. You like 'em sophiticated, I like 'em dorky. You like 'em atheletic, I like 'em kinda sickly. (wait, what?) Chaces are, you like large breasts while I prefer small, perky ones.
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I don't really care about breast to be honest.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:01:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-11 10:58:59 (#)
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What makes you say that? Do I strike you as a man who can't stop touching himself?
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Yes, because I know if I were there, I wouldn't be able to stop touching you.
What?!?!
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-11 10:59:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-11 10:55:42 (#)
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Give it up Retrospect, we're all going to die alone. I'm saving up my pension for one big morphine binge.
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Oh come on, Berty my love. We aren't all going to die alone, only those of us in wheelchairs. Even then, there's hope. I was once attracted to a man in a wheelchair.
Oxycontins are better.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 10:59:35 EDT (#)
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she could have been the one. anybody COULD be. thats why i try to be nice to everybody i meet, because you never know if that person smiling on the train or asking you directions will be somebody you will become great friends with, or fall in love with. i'm starting to agree with Berty though. side note, 19 days until i move into my new place so i can be extra lonely.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-11 10:58:59 EDT (#)
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What makes you say that? Do I strike you as a man who can't stop touching himself?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-11 10:57:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-11 10:54:14 (#)
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I know I'm dense, so I'm just going to go ahead and ask: What's the "fat boy" position?
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Slouched on a chair, one hand beckoning and the other resting unconcsiously on ones groin.
Funnily enough it's exactly the same posture I adopt when I'm driving.
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Ha! I've seen this, but it was while one of my friends was really trashed.
I bet your hand is practically glued to your groin.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-11 10:55:42 EDT (#)
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Give it up Retrospect, we're all going to die alone. I'm saving up my pension for one big morphine binge.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-11 10:54:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 10:49:52 (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-11 10:46:14 (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 10:43:30 (#)
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