smoking kills .. too slowly (513 hits)
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Submitted by keit sith <keitsith.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-05-08 18:19:33 EDT
i just recently realized the danger about smoking.. i never smoked during my whole life, hence significantly reducing my chances to get cancer (although there are still good chances due to our food industry + global pollution). but this post isn't about me!! my worries here focus on people who haven't been smoking for a long while, or who smoke on an irregular basis. in particular, i'm very concerned about people who haven't started smoking early enough - by early enough, i think of 10, even 12 is acceptable - and who might wait until they get 50 or even more to get some larynx or lung cancer. believe it, it might take a while before anything finally decides to mutate within your body. so please, be aware about this potentially long period before cancer! better is to start before turning 16. people who start at advanced age like 20 should try and smoke more than people who started at young age.
remember that smoking sure is risky but it's a safe way to get cancer or other interesting things. be sure you don't miss opportunities to experience all that stuff. and be perseverant if nothing shows up no matter how many cigarettes you have each day!
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Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-06-06 13:22:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you've obviously never had sex, had a really good meal, or smoked a fatty!!
there's nothing like a cancer stick.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-06-06 10:23:35 EDT (#)
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And thank you most of all for nuclear power, which is yet to cause a
single proven fatality, at least in this country.
-- Homer Simpson
Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-09 08:29:33 EDT (#)
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I am soooo glad that they've started banning public smoking in the major cities in Illinois.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-09 04:44:42 EDT (#)
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I don't smoke.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-09 04:38:00 EDT (#)
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I hope you get raped and you get pussy cancer. Cait Sith was a gayer by the way.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-05-09 04:21:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-09 04:12:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-05-08 22:40:49 EDT (#)
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I hope I die of lung cancer at 70 and you get hit by a bus tomorrow.
*goes to have a cigarette*
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-05-08 21:05:24 EDT (#)
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Piss off.
Submitted by hermpes (user info) at 2006-05-08 20:54:15 EDT (#)
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smoke em' if you got em'
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-08 20:29:34 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-05-08 19:56:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:49:41 EDT (#)
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I've never wanted to skull fuck anyone so bad in my life.
this means you
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:28:39 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:25:37 EDT (#)
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You are a tumor on Ubersite's lungs.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:25:22 EDT (#)
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ITS NAH A TUMOR!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:24:22 EDT (#)
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HAHAHA CANCER IS SUCH A RIOT
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:22:54 EDT (#)
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The weak and nerdy are admired for their computer-programming abilities.
-- Homer Simpson