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Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2006-05-08 19:01:57 EDT
and now it's pretty fucking boring. I think everyone who posts regularly here should stop and do something more productive with their lives, because every second I've wasted here has been a second I could've spent doing something real, like talking to actual people or having sex with girls.
I like girls. More than I like this site. And the people on it.
Except Manicmother. She's pretty cool. And Shlongy & Squatty.
But everyone else, fucking losers. And I count me in that, because here I am writing this post, late at night, when I could be licking the nipples of the girlfriend I don't have because I'm a miserable internet loner who can't dance or charm girls out of their delicate lacy underwear.
Enough self-pity. This is a video of some singer or something, who cares what she is, do you care what comes out of her mouth? She's found a better way to keep the crowds attention. Better than telling some strangers about her personal problems, that's for sure. I like it, a lot.
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-20 20:40:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
But everyone else, fucking losers. And I count me in that, because here I am writing this post, late at night, when I could be licking the nipples of the girlfriend I don't have because I'm a miserable internet loner who can't dance or charm girls out of their delicate lacy underwear.
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Hahaha
Pity +2
Submitted by c_brown_8519 (user info) at 2006-05-09 21:01:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Die
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-09 20:51:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ALIZÉE +2 TABARNAK!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-05-09 20:46:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
next time you build me up to incredible excitement, finish me off with a big
"I'm leaving uber for good."
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2006-05-09 20:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the only benefit from this site i've gotten in real life is ess-arr not charging me the cover at the bar.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2006-05-09 20:41:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
agreed.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-05-09 20:39:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
please don't leave
no one posts porn like you
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-05-09 15:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
All the times we had together and I don't even get a fucking honorable mention.
Cock.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-05-09 12:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"looking like Harry Potter will never get you laid, but it will get you an extra wand."
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-09 11:17:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-05-08 21:40:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
I like you.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-09 11:02:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-09 08:36:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
So if you find it so boring, why bother sticking around to bitch about it?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-05-09 10:15:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what about me? Just for that you get a linkwhore to my most recent post. http://www.ubersite.com/m/87502
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-05-09 09:17:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the self-deprecating, liking girls, liking MANICMOTHER, realising this site is meh, not posting a fucking rabbit, and even Shlongy. That fucker should really spell his name with a 'c'. Americunts drop vowels like you pasty Britons drop 'h's', dropping consonants is a by-product ripple effect, once the vowels go it's all downhill.. speaking of which,
looking like Harry Potter will never get you laid, but it will get you an extra wand.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-09 08:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay for Shlongy.
Auto +2's for life...or until I think your NEXT post is shit.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-09 08:36:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So if you find it so boring, why bother sticking around to bitch about it?
Go do something else. You'll be grateful for it, and Uber will be here, probably changed to some degree, if and when you come back.
Submitted by causeican (user info) at 2006-05-09 08:27:05 EDT (#)
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I was going to -2 and die! but the clip was kinda cool....
Submitted by Azk (user info) at 2006-05-09 08:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had the same addiction to WOW dude...felt as bad about it as you do to this :(
I quit last week.
Things are picking up :) Still looking for things to fill that MASSIVE hole in my schedule, going to a gym :P
Submitted by JSultan (user info) at 2006-05-09 02:28:19 EDT (#)
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I'm glad I know that now.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-05-08 22:38:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-05-08 21:40:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like you.
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-05-08 21:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for panties...
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-05-08 20:55:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-05-08 20:12:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's alizee, and you and I have probably tallied up a fair few masturbations over her
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-05-08 19:14:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thats my mom
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-05-08 19:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no worries jonny. good to know someone out there appreciates me...
violin solo
tears
suicide
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-08 19:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i am glad to see you posting your usual level of quality again