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My thumb trick AGAIN (2643 hits)

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Rating: 0.62 on 102 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by Spencer Thompson (View user info) at 2006-05-08 19:10:39 EDT

I fell asleep and Katie didn't realize that Ubersite is NOT MY BLOG and you can't post FUCKING MEMES ABOUT DUCKS. She knocked my supercool thumb trick off the front of the page and that pissed me seriously way off, so here it is again, along with a picture of katie and myself.

Fuck you Katie.

Katieandspence.JPG (89 kB)

User Reviews

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-23 18:32:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-11 07:02:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

Where's Caul??? I want him to see this... "Katie, I would officially do you."

gross

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-05-23 18:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

REVIEW 101!!!

oh.....nice thumbs....thunby.....thubs Mc thumberbum....thumbypants....thumberooney....thumbtastic.

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-05-11 07:25:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can actually do that.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-11 07:02:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

She looks a bit like that little blond chick from SNL.

What's her name? Amy Poller, maybe?

Where's Caul??? I want him to see this... "Katie, I would officially do you."

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2006-05-10 13:50:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2006-05-10 11:34:00 (#)
Ranking: 0

Are you Ben Folds?

Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2006-05-10 11:34:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Are you Harry Potter?

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-05-10 10:08:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

thats disgusting. luckily you get +1 for those thumbs.

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2006-05-10 09:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Do you cry after you have sex?

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-09 19:44:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-09 06:08:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

Can't he just close his eyes and pretend she's a boy?
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If he wants to be on the recieving end use a strapon. It could work out.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-05-09 14:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Your shirt is tiny.

Nice!

Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2006-05-09 14:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

attention Kmart shoppers - half off on all T shirts

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-05-09 12:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-08 19:21:16 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-08 19:19:03 (#)
Ranking: 1

She looks like she'd be a fun fuck.

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Katie wants to know where you live. She likes bondage and is a total sub.
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612 Wharf Avenue!

What?

612 Wharf Avenue!

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-09 12:28:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

???

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-05-09 12:18:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

cool.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-05-09 11:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-08 21:19:33 (#)
Ranking: 0

You guys can make fun of Katie all you want but she's honestly funnier than everyone on Ubersite except a few people.
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Stupidest thing EVAR?

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-05-09 11:40:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-09 06:36:42 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-09 05:38:35 (#)
Ranking: 2

I read the reviews hoping for Spencer to say she was a dyke/lost her genitals in a fire but no! It's true, he even admits that she's spoken to him about 'dibs'.

That totally confirms it, she's completely in love with Spencer and must wake up everyday knowing she can't have him.

Not fucking about; that is the most tragic thing I have ever read on Uber ever. That's even worse than Brkn's divorce.

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how about this one.

my wife left me.

not fucking about. """

why?

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-05-09 09:20:31 EDT (#)
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I'll marry you, Radley.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-09 07:00:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Rad will be fine. He is hewn from iron and is well popular.

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-05-09 06:57:11 EDT (#)
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Chroniclysm already gave all the advice on that matter that's necessary, i'd suggest rad reads it if he's had trouble getting over that in the past

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-09 06:53:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You should probably write a catharctic post about it - then we could offer useless advice while a variety of uberers call you gay etc. Thems teh rules

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-09 06:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well in any case, you are Brian! You are loved by literally hordes of people around the world. You'll be knee deep in poontang by the end of the week, wondering if you'll ever find someone with which to share more than meaningless sex ever again. It's all good though 'cause like.. someone will come along and you'll be with them and it will all be ok again.

Stuff just.. works out for people like you. Trust.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-09 06:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*scratches head*

Rad, even if we're saying that this woman was the one good thing that was in your life as in the sole reason you woke up in the morning and the one thing that kept you from drowning yourself in a miasma of self destruction and apathy, then I would describe that as unfortunate rather than tragic. I mean, you were with her right? You've got good memories and that.

What's more tragic; a divorcee drinking alone at a bar or a fat, ugly, unconfident person who dies a virgin? Not that that is very comforting to you in your hour of need mind.

So... Is it a reprable situation or do you think that thats the end of it?

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-05-09 06:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

at least you live in Vegas.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-09 06:48:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yep.

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-05-09 06:46:14 EDT (#)
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jesus rad. good luck and all...

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-09 06:45:29 EDT (#)
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I'll be emo for awhile I suppose.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-09 06:44:59 EDT (#)
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I wish I had a stalker. One that I wasn't physically repulsed by, I could deal with the creepiness.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-09 06:44:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yesterday

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-09 06:41:14 EDT (#)
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Fuck Rad. That's rough. When did that happen?

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-09 06:36:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've decided never to be friends friends with a girl I fancy. All it does it leave you in a state of purgatory. The only reason I'm friendly with that girl whose birthday I am going to is because I am still friendly with her brother. She is too mental for me to continue to obsess about. I can say, with hand on heart - that I am 90% certain that I wont try and slip my meat into her.

You must decide whether or not you want to have sex with this girl Spencer. If you can make a decision on that, and are sure she has independently reached the same answer then it's ok. The worst thing is unrequited love.

Talking of which - I'm not out this Friday because my scary stalker is around. She ambushed me last Friday in the street and I had to lie a great deal to get away without giving her my phone number/dna sequence/blood group/national insurance number. I don't like lying, and I should really have the balls to say 'FUCK OFF YOU MENTALIST - I WILL NEVER EVER EVER WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOU'

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-09 06:36:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-09 05:38:35 (#)
Ranking: 2

I read the reviews hoping for Spencer to say she was a dyke/lost her genitals in a fire but no! It's true, he even admits that she's spoken to him about 'dibs'.

That totally confirms it, she's completely in love with Spencer and must wake up everyday knowing she can't have him.

Not fucking about; that is the most tragic thing I have ever read on Uber ever. That's even worse than Brkn's divorce.

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how about this one.

my wife left me.

not fucking about.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-05-09 06:30:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Spence, you come to my party.
http://www.42below.co.nz/assets/sm/454/18/heroviral.swf

You'll love it.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-09 06:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Red, whilst that isn't a lie I must protest and say that it simply isn't true.

I think that bird is quite cute. She certainly doesn't deserve the nightmare that Spencer has inficlted on her.

That said, do you think that she would feel this way about him if he was straight but just... I dunno... generally unavailable? I bet she wouldn't you know.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-09 06:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Birmingham is renowned for the rotundity of its denizens. *points at Timothy Spall.*

Brummies have rounded vowels and rounded elbows too. Stands to reason.

Spence, check if Katie has a prostate gland. I bet she 'fem ejacs' like a champion.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-09 06:20:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm too thin to have saggy breasts. You, on the other hand, are northern and thus fat.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-09 06:12:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Her hair is boyish enough. Spence could back scuttle her and hardly notice the difference. Except she wouldn't have a prostate. Hmm - she'd have to fake that. Perhaps superglue something up her jacksie to give that welcoming presence?

Perhaps hormone therapy is the answer? We could pump Spencer full of testosterone and Katie with Oestrogen, and then it would be like magic.

OR we could go the other way around. Spence would clearly grow some lovely breasts, and Katie could have that prostate she's always dreamed about.

I reckon I would have lovely breasts if I took oestrogen. Berty's would be saggy though and he'd sweat heavily

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-09 06:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Can't he just close his eyes and pretend she's a boy?

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-09 06:01:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

He doesn't even need to do anything! He could just take all his clothes off and give her a hug.

Unless he's, like, physically repelled by her. Oh God, it's all just so awful.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-09 06:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Katie looks like Loki.

I can't stop looking at that picture. It's like staring at a cancer patient on a ventilator. It's just horrible and you're frozen into inaction at the sheer grimness of it all. You don't know what else to do but to sit there and grin whilst somebody's life crumbles in front of you.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-09 05:57:21 EDT (#)
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He sorta looks like the singer for the Arctic Monkeys, come to think of it.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-09 05:54:59 EDT (#)
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Red man, I am not worthy of such praise. Also one of us (i.e. you) should set up a website encouraging folk to bombard Spencer with orders to get nekkid with that chick.

Look at that boys hair, he's totally suggestable.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-09 05:50:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

See that hand curled around, waiting to reach for Spencer's joy giver? Tragic. Watch your drinks Spence

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-09 05:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Berty is my spirit guide. He takes the form of Optimus Prime.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-09 05:38:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I read the reviews hoping for Spencer to say she was a dyke/lost her genitals in a fire but no! It's true, he even admits that she's spoken to him about 'dibs'.

That totally confirms it, she's completely in love with Spencer and must wake up everyday knowing she can't have him.

Not fucking about; that is the most tragic thing I have ever read on Uber ever. That's even worse than Brkn's divorce.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-09 05:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That picture is so sad. I'm actually crying.

Not fucking about, I'm weeping like Job. My boss is coming over to ask me if I'm ok, I've got to close Uber.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-09 05:29:22 EDT (#)
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Oh noes! That means that teh grrrl wuvs him but knows that she can't have him.

You can tell from the sad look in her eyes and the way the boy is leaning away from her even though she's got her arm around him.

Of course! Look at her hand there, it's on his hip but it's curled up. It's in an unaccustomed position, perhaps a place she has dreamed of touching tenderly and lovingly but in the cold and unforiving light of day feels awkward and exposed.

Spencer. YOu should totally take to a dark warm place and be naked with her. It'd totally give her closure and free her from regret and self loathing. If you don't do it, thhat's like mind rape or assualt or something. Whatever, it's really bad.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-09 05:22:37 EDT (#)
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he is homosexual

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-09 05:11:09 EDT (#)
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I thought you were homosexual.

Nice trick. The thing with the thumbs isn't too bad either.

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-09 03:06:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I CAN DO THAT

Submitted by ChaosTheorySD (user info) at 2006-05-09 02:45:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy shit is that a Legends of the Hidden Temple shirt? +2 for nostalgia.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-09 02:39:31 EDT (#)
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I sort of figured you were way older than that.

Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-05-08 22:23:44 EDT (#)
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I wanna fuck Katie.

Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-05-08 22:14:13 EDT (#)
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+2 because now I know I'm not the only one that can do that!

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-08 22:04:49 EDT (#)
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Not near as cool as zeta toys.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-08 21:50:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.ubersite.com/m/87316
Here you go spooner, I figured sense you are teh ghey, that you would liek some of the nifty devices in this post.

Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-05-08 21:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I hate every part of this world and you in particular.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-08 21:41:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

One?

There's two.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-08 21:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Are you trying to tell me that there's a GIRL in that picture?

I'm not seeing it.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-08 21:33:30 EDT (#)
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Apparently it's a backronym, though. The name came first, then they applied meaning to it.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-08 21:27:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-08 21:23:27 (#)
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Wiki says "Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle."
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Cheating :/ Bah, fine.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-08 21:23:27 EDT (#)
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Wiki says "Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle."

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-05-08 21:20:59 EDT (#)
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BARRACUDAS!

Also, you don't look like an internet freak. Way to go.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-08 21:20:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

To your 5 lowest rated posts rather.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-08 21:19:33 EDT (#)
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You guys can make fun of Katie all you want but she's honestly funnier than everyone on Ubersite except a few people.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-08 21:19:17 EDT (#)
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5 +2s to your lowest rated post if anyone can tell me what Yahoo is an acronym for.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-05-08 21:18:08 EDT (#)
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Your head looks bigger in this picture than the others.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-08 21:18:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-08 21:15:24 (#)
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Why is everyone talking about sex and yet I SEE NO SEX ANYWHERE IN THIS POST
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It's the transvestite. Just looking at him/her makes my 1/100 of an inch peener swell to a massive 1/50th of an inch. I know, you wish your peener could get that big, but we can't all be blessed, now can we?

Submitted by Icedragon (user info) at 2006-05-08 21:17:30 EDT (#)
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+2 for the Blue Baracuda shirt.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-08 21:16:40 EDT (#)
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It's there if you look hard enough.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-08 21:15:24 EDT (#)
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Why is everyone talking about sex and yet I SEE NO SEX ANYWHERE IN THIS POST

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-08 21:08:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-08 20:30:23 (#)
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Doodles, you might be in over your head if you're calling Jeanneee out. She'll eat you for dinner.
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Or I might eat her for dessert.

What?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-08 20:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-08 20:23:28 (#)
Ranking: 1

Way to miss sarcasm, I'd get into an interweb fight with you here, but I'm afraid i'd suck more at it than you. And my egotistical manly self couldn't stand the thought of losing to a girl.

P.S. That is more sarcasm, I'd love to get into an interweb fight. <insert gay Bubba/ Caul emoticon(sp?)>
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Doodles, you might be in over your head if you're calling Jeanneee out. She'll eat you for dinner.

Proud hag here, as well. If it weren't for the gays, I wouldn't have gotten to fist that donkey (pinata) this weekend.

Spooner- ITP is close enough to gay sex..

Right?

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-08 20:26:39 EDT (#)
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Gah! I'm like 0 for 5 tonight. I'm just not that good at picking up on sarcasm in text form. I'll have to work on that.

And no, I'd really rather not have an internet fight. It would just be a waste of both our time. Let's pick flowers and frolic like kittens in a meadow instead.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-08 20:24:47 EDT (#)
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I let everyone have gay sex with me. Everyone. Get over here.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-08 20:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-08 20:17:51 (#)
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Well Jesus I guess I really crapped the bed with that one. My apologies if I have offended anyone.

PS - Lick shit, Doodles. I wasn't talking to you. Nice of you to stick up for Spencer here but I'm afraid he already has a boyfriend.
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Way to miss sarcasm, I'd get into an interweb fight with you here, but I'm afraid i'd suck more at it than you. And my egotistical manly self couldn't stand the thought of losing to a girl.

P.S. That is more sarcasm, I'd love to get into an interweb fight. <insert gay Bubba/ Caul emoticon(sp?)>

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-08 20:17:51 EDT (#)
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Well Jesus I guess I really crapped the bed with that one. My apologies if I have offended anyone.

PS - Lick shit, Doodles. I wasn't talking to you. Nice of you to stick up for Spencer here but I'm afraid he already has a boyfriend.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-08 20:13:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-08 20:08:08 (#)
Ranking: 0

She's not my fag hag. =/

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-08 20:01:52 (#)
Ranking: 2

Go Fag Hags W00000!
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HAHAHA see that, that is funny oming from jeannee, don't mind her man she's just jealous of (both of your) looks.

P.S. I would so have teh ghey buttsecks with you as long as i'm on top...

And you're dressed in your mothers closes.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-05-08 20:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

man you two look like the same ugly person

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-08 20:11:28 EDT (#)
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No disrespect intended - I'm a fag hag and proud of it.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-08 20:08:08 EDT (#)
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She's not my fag hag. =/

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-08 20:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Go Fag Hags W00000!

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-05-08 19:57:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-08 19:47:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-08 19:40:14 (#)
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I can pop my ankles. It's the coolest sounding thing ever.
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No way the sound of my jaw comes out of like my brain, it's so fucking cool.

Go freakish people woooooooooooooooooo!

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-08 19:40:14 EDT (#)
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I can pop my ankles. It's the coolest sounding thing ever.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-08 19:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-08 19:21:16 (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-08 19:19:03 (#)
Ranking: 1

She looks like she'd be a fun fuck.

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Katie wants to know where you live. She likes bondage and is a total sub.
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Well in that case, you could always send her to me. I could use one of those mask things. Yes god dmanit I know what i'm talknig about.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-08 19:31:07 EDT (#)
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But I can do so much freaky shit like that: I can get my feet behind my head, arms to go from behind my back OVER my head clasped together, pop both my shoulders out of place, rotate both kneecaps in a circle, pop my jaw out of place, wiggle my ears( kind of if you look close) and make my eyes look in two diffrent directions for a few seconds ( I don't do that anymore as it fucknig hurts like a bitch.)

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-08 19:25:37 EDT (#)
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+2 for being able to do somthing that my freakish body can't, -2 for not wating until Thursday to show me.

And 0 for giving me a picture of a transvestite.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-08 19:23:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'd do ya...

IN THE POOPER! =3

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-08 19:21:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I swear, if I were 10 years younger, and a man..a gay one..I'd SO fall for you.

Who am I kidding? Never stopped me before.

This is probably why I'm so alone.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-08 19:21:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-08 19:19:03 (#)
Ranking: 1

She looks like she'd be a fun fuck.

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Katie wants to know where you live. She likes bondage and is a total sub.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-08 19:19:22 EDT (#)
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darko: www.templeshirts.com

But it's down right now.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-08 19:19:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

She looks like she'd be a fun fuck.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-08 19:18:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Katie has dibbs if I ever turn straight.

P.S.- Representin' the blue barracudas muthafuckas.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-08 19:17:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I want your shirt.

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-05-08 19:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i can do that thumb trick where it looks like you have no thumbs....i'm cool like that

p.s. you look cute here....it's a shame you're gay and whatnot

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-08 19:16:27 EDT (#)
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No, friend of mine who helped me write a couple posts.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-05-08 19:14:20 EDT (#)
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so is that your sister?

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-08 19:13:26 EDT (#)
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there is a lot of pain behind your smile.

Submitted by a_palindrome (user info) at 2006-05-08 19:12:29 EDT (#)
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you, on the other hand, don't look half bad.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-08 19:12:26 EDT (#)
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Fuck you Method you're mad cause you can't do the thumb trick and Katie's funnier than you are and she got to see the humb trick UP CLOSE.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-08 19:11:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

that is the ugliest girl I've ever seen, and I've been on Ubersite for a looooong time, so that's saying alot