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In Awe Of Beauty (338 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: -1.66 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Thought_Provoker (View user info) at 2006-05-09 08:08:23 EDT

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My God she was gorgeous, curvaceous, a beautiful creature. Her very presence left me in awe of the magnificent beauty of the very being i was looking at.... Oh, how else to describe "The One" but perfection.


I let my eyes roll slowly and carefully over her body, she wasn't petit like my usual, slightly larger, but i was dripping with beads of sweat due to the intense heat that swallowed me up and engulfed my soul....


Short golden golden hair, incredibly soft to the touch, i wanted her to be mine, my heart was purring like a cat on ecstacy.... I let my mischievious eyes go on a stroll over the unexplored terrain of her body, when i noticed two gigantic swellings, two lumps that would get the engine of any red blooded man purring.....


And if only you could understand the sheer beauty of the camel toe which my eyes then found, it was honestly perfect, dilicious in everyway... Oh heck here i snuck a photo ;)

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User Reviews

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Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-05-10 07:15:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-09 10:23:40 (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 for posting more than once a day
-2 for being a dumb cocksucking jew bag
-2 for enineering impossibility(every knows that black people can't swim)
-2 for telling some stupid fucking joke
-2 for everything you ever did
-2 for sucking so bad at this site
-2 for every post you ever did

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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-09 09:13:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm tired of all the n00bs sucking so bad. I'm also tired of all the alters sucking so bad.

Alert
Alter
Later

I just scrambled the words, that's all.

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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-09 09:08:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This was very thought provoking. It made me think, "Damn, that sucked."

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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-09 08:47:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-05-09 08:32:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh for the love of pickles you must stop posting. You're giving me a fucking hernia

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Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2006-05-09 08:28:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're without doubt a genius.

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Burns: I can't understand a word you're saying.

Homer: My name is Homer Simpson!

Burns: You're just babbling incoherently...

Homer: Oh, you're a dead man, Burns. Oh, you're dead! You're dead,
Burns!

Who Shot Mr. Burns (Part 1)

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