Dude THATS Bosch (1120 hits)
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Submitted by georgemichael (View user info) at 2006-05-09 09:57:49 EDT
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Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-02 05:49:29 EDT (#)
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fuck
Submitted by fun_with_needles (user info) at 2006-06-28 01:16:43 EDT (#)
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already done, already not bosh.
Submitted by Paul_Monroe (user info) at 2006-06-28 01:09:23 EDT (#)
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THIS is the boshest post
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-06-07 03:40:59 EDT (#)
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i thought you were toast gm?
^^^
anyway, the bestest thing-a-ma-Jig Bosch makes is their demolition hammer
you can drop a fuck'n overpass in 30 mins with one of those mofo's
Submitted by Paul_Monroe (user info) at 2006-06-07 03:28:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-31 21:51:52 EDT (#)
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oh noes!!!! someone called 'fluff' doesn't like me :(
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2006-05-30 22:12:16 EDT (#)
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...for the effort
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-05-30 22:05:52 EDT (#)
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lol georgemichael rulz
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-05-30 21:48:01 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-05-30 16:06:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-18 03:13:15 (#)
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rything you ever wanted to know about georgemichael
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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-05-24 17:29:30 EDT (#)
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I would've if you hadn't. Nothing against the BOSH, but it's getting moldy.
Not stale,
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just moldy ya know>)
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the above resembles a peener.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-24 17:07:15 EDT (#)
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wojrm cat I think you accidentlayy -2'd this post :)
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-18 03:16:08 EDT (#)
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rything you ever wanted to know about georgemichael
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Everything you ever wanted to know about wijormiclat
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Even with you -2ing everything I've ever written, I am still better than you, because you are a retarded, unintelligible, inbred hick that cannot express himself in the written form without warranting massive ridicule due to poor grammar and simple thoughts. PS I am 15+ beers deep into the night and the fact that I can recognize this is just a testament to the depth of your stupidity...
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-18 02:51:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-09 10:10:11 (#)
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Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-09 00:56:51 (#)
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stop rating your own shitty gay alters echofag
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Echo and I are completely separate entities you fucking unintelligible faggot.
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-05-13 20:20:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-10 19:09:26 (#)
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160mph? Pffft... puhleeease....
Don't you know that if you go over 88mph in a Delorean you go back in time? Shit....
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Nah, the flux capacitor would be removed by the CIA. They hate Dr. Brown.
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nope, doc brown would go back in time and stop that from happenings, he would take mcfly with him but unfortunately they would get stuck in the past until the doc thinks up a hair brained scheme and marty grudgingly goes along with it and then Flea would get in a car crash.
teh end
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what a funny cunt
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-10 19:09:26 EDT (#)
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160mph? Pffft... puhleeease....
Don't you know that if you go over 88mph in a Delorean you go back in time? Shit....
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Nah, the flux capacitor would be removed by the CIA. They hate Dr. Brown.
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nope, doc brown would go back in time and stop that from happenings, he would take mcfly with him but unfortunately they would get stuck in the past until the doc thinks up a hair brained scheme and marty grudgingly goes along with it and then Flea would get in a car crash.
teh end
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-05-10 09:43:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:51:32 (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-05-09 10:55:44 (#)
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...Now, a centrifugally supercharged 5.7L V8 with a six-speed OD transmission and posi-lock rear-end dropped into a gull-wing stainless steel beast capable of speeds around 160 mph would be the very embodiment of BOSH. Aside from the BOSH man himself, of course.
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160mph? Pffft... puhleeease....
Don't you know that if you go over 88mph in a Delorean you go back in time? Shit....
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Nah, the flux capacitor would be removed by the CIA. They hate Dr. Brown.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-05-10 08:19:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-10 08:06:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-05-10 00:01:56 (#)
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georgemichael is my alter.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2006-05-10 03:04:11 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-10 02:43:33 EDT (#)
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The last powertool looks like it could be used as a dildo, personally I wouldn't want to be on either end of it but I think Eppliks has given it a shot
Submitted by The_Underdog (user info) at 2006-05-10 02:25:39 EDT (#)
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Don't think there was too much of interest here.... no bosch dildos?
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-10 02:16:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-05-09 22:59:15 (#)
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No Comment
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Oh shit, does this mean I have to go and -2 all your posts like you and nobb used to do?
Cause that takes too long
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-05-10 00:12:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-05-09 23:59:38 EDT (#)
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Yeah that's me alright.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-05-09 22:59:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-09 21:56:33 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about eppliks
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OH YEAH, now I remember!
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-09 21:40:40 EDT (#)
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who the fuck is eppliks?
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-09 21:27:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-09 19:51:10 (#)
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Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-05-09 12:08:57 (#)
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The best Bosch post to date.
On a separate topic, we note that the GeorgeMichael alter has morphed from it's earliest postings, from a drooling moron that can't spell two words in a row correctly to someone far more perceptive. Some of you have trouble staying in consistent character with your alters.
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He changed because he fucked up his myspace and we (read as I) called him on it.
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DOODLES stop patting yourself on the back for your mad detective sk1llz, Darko uncovered me in my second post, everyone fucking knew you were just the last one to get it.
Seriously if you thought the myspace gave it away you are probably still waiting for the proof of WMD's in Iraq right?
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-05-09 19:51:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-09 12:12:09 (#)
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Who the fuck is "georgemichael"?
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Don't you know? He's the thing that'll change Ubersite forever and ever...
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-09 19:51:21 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-09 19:51:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-05-09 12:08:57 (#)
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The best Bosch post to date.
On a separate topic, we note that the GeorgeMichael alter has morphed from it's earliest postings, from a drooling moron that can't spell two words in a row correctly to someone far more perceptive. Some of you have trouble staying in consistent character with your alters.
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He changed because he fucked up his myspace and we (read as I) called him on it.
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Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-05-09 19:33:04 EDT (#)
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needs more rape
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-09 18:23:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-09 14:52:39 (#)
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sorry dude, JonnyX already did this, and better
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75064
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Okay, if this rates lower than yours I will submit... hang on -0.33?
Doesn't that mean you are shit?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-09 18:07:05 EDT (#)
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germans are bosch
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-05-09 17:41:18 EDT (#)
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nice Parody...
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-09 17:05:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-09 14:52:39 (#)
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sorry dude, JonnyX already did this, and better
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75064
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Hrm... is Johhny referring to himself in the third person, or did he get his tabs confused, mean to post as an alter crediting himself and messed up?
Meh.
I got my tabs confused yesterday and my balls are still sore.
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:51:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-05-09 10:55:44 (#)
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Well, I'll be damned...
I didn't think there were more than a handful of those dreadful machines still on the road. I had the extreme displeasure of working on one once. Stainless steel body - great idea (you'll never find one that's rusted). Forgetting that stainless is heavy as leaded shit and therefore needs a beefier transmission - not such a good idea. They did the motors right for the most part; it's the rest of the drivetrain they(he) botched.
Not that I wouldn't buy one if given the chance. I'd just rip her guts out and start over with Chevy parts. Now, a centrifugally supercharged 5.7L V8 with a six-speed OD transmission and posi-lock rear-end dropped into a gull-wing stainless steel beast capable of speeds around 160 mph would be the very embodiment of BOSH. Aside from the BOSH man himself, of course.
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160mph? Pffft... puhleeease....
Don't you know that if you go over 88mph in a Delorean you go back in time? Shit....
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-09 14:52:39 EDT (#)
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sorry dude, JonnyX already did this, and better
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75064
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-05-09 12:47:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-05-09 12:46:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-09 12:34:32 EDT (#)
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Could have been waaaaaaaay better.
...but I smiled... sort of.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-09 12:12:09 EDT (#)
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Who the fuck is "georgemichael"?
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-05-09 12:08:57 EDT (#)
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The best Bosch post to date.
On a separate topic, we note that the GeorgeMichael alter has morphed from it's earliest postings, from a drooling moron that can't spell two words in a row correctly to someone far more perceptive. Some of you have trouble staying in consistent character with your alters.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-05-09 12:05:18 EDT (#)
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Saw it coming a mile off. Needs more fridge.
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-05-09 12:02:10 EDT (#)
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Some Russian lady dumped heavy soup on my head, and I was like "Dude, that's BORSCHT!"
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-09 11:25:21 EDT (#)
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hahahahha
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-09 11:25:07 EDT (#)
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Zzzzzzz....
*thump*
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-09 10:58:13 EDT (#)
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Power tools, tool being the key word.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-05-09 10:55:44 EDT (#)
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Well, I'll be damned...
I didn't think there were more than a handful of those dreadful machines still on the road. I had the extreme displeasure of working on one once. Stainless steel body - great idea (you'll never find one that's rusted). Forgetting that stainless is heavy as leaded shit and therefore needs a beefier transmission - not such a good idea. They did the motors right for the most part; it's the rest of the drivetrain they(he) botched.
Not that I wouldn't buy one if given the chance. I'd just rip her guts out and start over with Chevy parts. Now, a centrifugally supercharged 5.7L V8 with a six-speed OD transmission and posi-lock rear-end dropped into a gull-wing stainless steel beast capable of speeds around 160 mph would be the very embodiment of BOSH. Aside from the BOSH man himself, of course.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-09 10:38:53 EDT (#)
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http://specialtauto.com/delorean-parts/engine-tuneup.html
all your BOSCH delorean questions can be answered here
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-09 10:36:07 EDT (#)
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thats BOSHtooth dude
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-05-09 10:33:13 EDT (#)
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Well, you're still a few wires short of what's needed.
Unless they're wireless spark plugs, which would indeed be BOSH!
Bluetooth?
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-05-09 10:27:31 EDT (#)
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its a mondo bosh deloreon that can sing and perhaps even ejaculate.. who knows these days
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-09 10:25:50 EDT (#)
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look, its a BOSH delorean okay.
maybe the platinum plugs are if you want to spend extra
Submitted by no_one (user info) at 2006-05-09 10:23:51 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-05-09 10:22:09 EDT (#)
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FUCK MY COCK
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-05-09 10:21:14 EDT (#)
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Since when did Deloreans need 10 spark plugs while having a six-cylinder distributor?
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-05-09 10:19:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-09 10:18:52 EDT (#)
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you know that really is a delorean tune up kit.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-05-09 10:16:31 EDT (#)
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fucking awesome.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-05-09 10:15:57 EDT (#)
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i've never really got the 'bosh' thing.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-05-09 10:14:26 EDT (#)
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HIIIIIIIIIIIIIILARIOUS
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-09 10:11:15 EDT (#)
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The Bosh Dude's face will be red with rage at this parody.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-09 10:01:36 EDT (#)
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bosch screw guns are shit, the jigsaws are however THE shit
and they make good alternators
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-09 10:01:01 EDT (#)
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A smile-worthy humorous spin on the BOSH master.