Squattail awards (6508 hits)
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Submitted by squattail (View user info) at 2006-05-09 12:27:48 EDT
There will be the following categories, and voting is limited to only registered users, current or not:
Most unnattractive:
Worst "artist":
Worst "author":
Most likely to be found on a sex offenders registry:
Worst parent:
Sluttiest:
Worst "comedian":
Most Jewish:
Most defensive:
Worst tits:
To vote, cut and past the categories along with the usernames, category winners will be announced in a few days. To help you with a couple of categories you can use the uberdirectories as reference:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/search.cgi?q=uberdirectory
User Reviews
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-14 01:49:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
he left to go hang at 4chan i think
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-14 01:17:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a fucking funny post!
Is Squattail banned/dead?
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-28 11:14:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Most unnattractive: Queen ashlee
Worst "artist": forthewin
Worst "author": DasHeer
Most likely to be found on a sex offenders registry: that sociopathic dude, who had sex when he was 2
Worst parent: Circe
Sluttiest: Kurfsec
Worst "comedian": squattail (if by worst you mean best)
Most Jewish: JMG114
Most defensive: Rob Berg
Worst tits: coley
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-05-13 04:07:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Urbane deleted me from her friends list because of my respnses here.
Thanks PFF.
And Val, if you read this, I'm sorry I called your bajiner "gross"
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-05-12 19:19:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Most unnattractive: that special kiddie, with the flat head... you know, the one with that looks like they just took a dump in their pants... forget it. What's 'unnattractive' anyway?
Worst "artist": Michael Jackson. Three chords do not a song make.
Worst "author": Snark or Daniel... probably Snark - what a try-hard.
Most likely to be found on a sex offenders registry: williamson. Right after thorpe gets discharged from the emergency ward after an unfortunate shower incident involving an orifice and a cake of soap. "Next time use soap on a rope," said the paramedic, patting williamson on the shoulder.
Worst parent: thorpe's mum for letting him hang with williamson.
Sluttiest: guess that's gonna be thorpe.
Worst "comedian": Dick Cheney
Most Jewish: the baby jeebus.
Most defensive: Australia v Brazil, June 18th, Munich.
Worst tits: Lisa. No, she doesn't have any..... rad.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-05-12 16:56:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't care about the most jewish bit... although I think from a technicality perspective since I'm only half jewish by blood I probably lose to guys like Jared by a landslide.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-12 16:50:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you sound pretentious. or i'm being dense. either way, it's friday and i don't give a shit :)
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-05-12 16:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:57:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-05-11 23:54:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-05-11 19:50:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
biggest pretentious fag who gives a shit about is internet celebritydom: forthewin
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You can hardly consider my position as such. Either way... What's more pathetic, giving a shit about being internet famous, or giving a shit that someone else is?
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did you just claim that you're famous?
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Nah, I was just giving an example. In fact, I was subtly denying that I am, because it's obvious that 700,000 hits isn't going to make you famous.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-12 13:06:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JumpingJax (user info) at 2006-05-12 00:25:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Most unnattractive: Jeanneee
Worst "artist": forthewin
Worst "author": Man, this is tough. tie between Jack_McCallum, domenad, and loki
Most likely to be found on a sex offenders registry: Stabkill
Worst parent: Fat Tony
Sluttiest: Corn_Nugget
Worst "comedian": Another tough one. I'll say FunnyAsCancer
Most Jewish: RAZOR by a Moses mile
Most defensive: Stabkill
Worst tits: Too many gross bitches on this site, I couldn't possibly pick just one set of nasty jugs. If this was asking nastiest pussy, there's only one unmistakably fat snatch that would qualify.
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Fucking finally, I was wondering if I was ever going to get a nod
Submitted by JumpingJax (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:59:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-05-10 10:09:33 (#)
Ranking: 1
For the record, drawing the hate of the people who nominated me is like a badge of honor. It's like saying the kids on the short bus voted me "least like them".
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Man, you must really be gunning for that Most Jewish award, huh Razor? You're not funny.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:57:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-05-11 23:54:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-05-11 19:50:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
biggest pretentious fag who gives a shit about is internet celebritydom: forthewin
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You can hardly consider my position as such. Either way... What's more pathetic, giving a shit about being internet famous, or giving a shit that someone else is?
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did you just claim that you're famous?
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-05-12 05:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-05-11 19:37:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Woah now, guys. There are not options for "best artist", so you might as well not include me in this poll.
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That's a pretty shitty thing to say, cocksmack.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-05-12 00:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-05-11 23:54:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-05-11 19:50:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
biggest pretentious fag who gives a shit about is internet celebritydom: forthewin
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You can hardly consider my position as such. Either way... What's more pathetic, giving a shit about being internet famous, or giving a shit that someone else is?
yeah I give so much of a shit that I wrote 12 words about it, get a life
Submitted by JumpingJax (user info) at 2006-05-12 00:25:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Most unnattractive: Jeanneee
Worst "artist": forthewin
Worst "author": Man, this is tough. tie between Jack_McCallum, domenad, and loki
Most likely to be found on a sex offenders registry: Stabkill
Worst parent: Fat Tony
Sluttiest: Corn_Nugget
Worst "comedian": Another tough one. I'll say FunnyAsCancer
Most Jewish: RAZOR by a Moses mile
Most defensive: Stabkill
Worst tits: Too many gross bitches on this site, I couldn't possibly pick just one set of nasty jugs. If this was asking nastiest pussy, there's only one unmistakably fat snatch that would qualify.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-05-12 00:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-10 12:03:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ha...it's "arteest," bitch.
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artISTE, boy!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-05-11 23:54:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-05-11 19:50:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
biggest pretentious fag who gives a shit about is internet celebritydom: forthewin
_____________________________
You can hardly consider my position as such. Either way... What's more pathetic, giving a shit about being internet famous, or giving a shit that someone else is?
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-05-11 19:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
his
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-05-11 19:50:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
biggest pretentious fag who gives a shit about is internet celebritydom: forthewin
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-05-11 19:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Woah now, guys. There are not options for "best artist", so you might as well not include me in this poll.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-11 18:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus Christ, even when I'm not on this fucking site for days at a time Caul trumpets my name all over the place.
Obsess over somebody else LaFlamme.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-11 18:07:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
At least you got attention *weeps*
and who the fuck says cottaging?
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:32:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
retro for sluttiest! retro for sluttiers uber user.... with all his link whoring... he's the sluttiest of them all!
p.s. told ya retro!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-05-11 15:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jeanneee-Hey, dont mock my micro-Man-Tits!
badassmofo-Since when did I claim what I did was 'art'?
Darko-Yes....OH GOD! youre so righT! I caught cancer through cottaging! Let that be a lesson kids!
TTOM-Did you go through ALL the replies just to see who voted for you in some sort of desperate attempt to get attention?
yes....yes, I did.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-05-11 10:58:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-05-10 19:01:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Most unnattractive: Squattail
Worst "artist": Electro
Worst "author": Dude thats bosh
Most likely to be found on a sex offenders registry: Shandythedog
Worst parent: Fat Tony
Sluttiest: Fat Tony
Worst "comedian": Hilarity Ensues
Most Jewish: Jewtoast
Most defensive: Stabkill
Worst tits: georgemicheal
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SHE LEFT A FULL-ON COMMENT!!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-05-11 10:22:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Get the numbers right, assholes. . .
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-10 23:32:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I vote for me in all categories, except sluttiest and Most Jewish.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-05-10 20:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Most attractive: Kristen and Caul
Best "artist": Loren
Best "author": Filthy Assistant
Most likely to be found on a sex offenders registry: IHAKF
Best parent: Circe
Most Chaste: Aj
Best "comedian": Spooner and JMG
Least Jewish: Apollo
Least defensive: Shandy
Best tits: Soapy Tits!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-05-10 19:01:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Most unnattractive: Squattail
Worst "artist": Electro
Worst "author": Dude thats bosh
Most likely to be found on a sex offenders registry: Shandythedog
Worst parent: Fat Tony
Sluttiest: Fat Tony
Worst "comedian": Hilarity Ensues
Most Jewish: Jewtoast
Most defensive: Stabkill
Worst tits: georgemicheal
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-10 18:13:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-09 14:16:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
Most unnattractive: monkeying around
Worst "artist": ets
Worst "author": monkeying around
Most likely to be found on a sex offenders registry: bubba1234
Worst parent: ??
Sluttiest: retrospect
Worst "comedian": spooner
Most Jewish: ?
Most defensive: shlongy
Worst tits: tl (i hate fake boobies)
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score! I got like 7 votes or something!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-10 16:14:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I haven't lived the longest yet.
Hopefully, I'm only halfway there.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-10 14:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Most unnattractive: Yes
Worst "artist": Habeeb
Worst "author": Joker a.k.a. Thought_Provoker a.k.a. The_Story_Teller (and whatever other name he decides to post with)
Most likely to be found on a sex offenders registry: other than IHAKF? Cyst
Worst parent: Circe (according to the traditional "book of parenting" standards, but I know your kids will turn out soooo much better than people who go by that book. I wish my parents had been more like you)
Sluttiest: hmmmm..... TL and Urbane (for different reasons)
Worst "comedian": Electro
Most Jewish: Shlongy (how else do you think he got rich and has lived to be 214? Everyone knows Jews live the longest and have the most money)
Most defensive: ETS
Worst tits: the only thing I have to go by is the V-day tits post and there weren't any identifing names to go with the tits.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-05-10 13:42:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-09 22:52:49 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-05-09 19:35:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
it still smells like urine in here.
Shlongy--I have a Myspace profile. I'm sorry I let you down. <weeps>
It was one of those impulse thingys. Then I started playing with html. Now I'm hooked on coding.
I love making inanimate objects do my bidding.
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I'll admit it. I'm addicted to MySpace. Hell, I have over 170 people, contacts, and bands listed as "Friends" on there. Like Forensic, my page is filled with html nonsense. I've got the Deftones' "Digital Bath" as my streaming audio tune right now and 18 bazillion links and pictures. I have no shame...
I even set up a writers' site on MySpace called HAU - Horror Authors United. It actually does quite well.
http://www.myspace.com/horrorathorsunited
Watch out... music comes on!!!
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kaos - you should add the band Killview.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-05-10 13:29:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Most unnattractive: N_A_T_H
Worst "artist": Habeeb (and not in a good way_
Worst "author": GeorgeMichael (and not in a good way)
Most likely to be found on a sex offenders registry: Phallic_Cymballs
Worst parent: Fat Tony
Sluttiest: (v)ethod
Worst "comedian": Spooner
Most Jewish: Razor
Most defensive: ETS
Worst tits/bajiner: Urbane
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-10 12:40:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It was definitely worth it to wait and read the reviews.
Interesting, only a few people actually filled out the survey.....
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-10 12:03:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Worst "artist": Orgasmatron
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Ha...it's "arteest," bitch.
Submitted by A_D_Sweetmeat (user info) at 2006-05-10 11:56:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the reviews.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-05-10 10:24:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-05-10 10:09:33 (#)
Ranking: 1
For the record, drawing the hate of the people who nominated me is like a badge of honor. It's like saying the kids on the short bus voted me "least like them".
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But dontcha just feeeeeeeel the love??
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-05-10 10:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
For the record, drawing the hate of the people who nominated me is like a badge of honor. It's like saying the kids on the short bus voted me "least like them".
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-05-10 09:10:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Most unnattractive: Ghola
Worst "artist": Beeb
Worst "author": george_michael
Most likely to be found on a sex offenders registry: Cyst_master
Worst parent: Fucked if I know
Sluttiest: Peon and her giant jubblies.
Worst "comedian": dunno
Most Jewish: Jared
Most defensive: Tiger
Worst tits: There's no such thing as a bad set of tits. Unless they're man boobs. Electro's fat and has man boobs. He'll do.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-05-10 09:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-09 14:26:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
We haven't had a good rape story in a while. I think I'm going to go hit up some rape forums and convince some idiots there that Ubersite is a good place to post their traumatic experiences.
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Fuck the wheel or the lightbulb, this is the greatest idea in the history of mankind.
You're the king Method.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-05-10 08:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Most unnattractive: Urbane
Worst "artist": CaptainThong
Worst "author": Mystiamoon
Most likely to be found on a sex offenders registry: YOU
Worst parent: I don't want to talk about it...
Sluttiest: All the bitches
Worst "comedians": The brits
Most Jewish: Electro's sperm count
Most defensive: TL
Worst tits: All of the above
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-05-10 08:45:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A_reader I didn't realize you had so much love for me that you would vote for me twice
*blushes*
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-05-10 08:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, if I'm voting Squattie for president, I might as well fill out his survey.
Most unnattractive: MonkeyingAround
Worst "artist": Habeeb
Worst "author": Meh, I don't know.
Most likely to be found on a sex offenders registry: IHAKF
Worst parent: Holy shit, you people who have kids still loaf around here?
Sluttiest: UrbaneMischief/Peon
Worst "comedian": I wanna cast an original vote but Spooner is the only "comedian" around here.
Most Jewish: I'll insult someone for being a slut or untalented, but not for being Jewish.
Most defensive: Tigerlilly
Worst tits: Peon
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-05-10 08:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck all of those "awards." Squattail for president. These reviews are the funniest fucking thing I've read in ages.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-10 08:10:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-10 07:44:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
GODAMMIT IM NOT SLUTTY
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Yes you are. http://www.ubersite.com/m/87741
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-10 07:54:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sluttiest: Method
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-10 07:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GODAMMIT IM NOT SLUTTY
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-10 07:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sluttiest: Method
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-10 07:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm keeping track...Shlongy now has one vote in the new "Most half Jewish" catagory.
Mark that down, judges.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-10 04:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh come the fuck on
most jewish: Jewtoast.
Most half-jewish: tie betwixt shlongy and rad1101
Submitted by JSultan (user info) at 2006-05-10 04:04:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Most Jewish : JMG
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-05-10 03:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Worst "artist": ETS
Worst "author": ETS
Sluttiest: Method
Most Jewish: Shlongy (that hook-nosed thieving fuck)
Most defensive: ETS
Worst tits: FatTony
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-05-10 03:36:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Huh. Should I be happy or sad I didn't make this list?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-05-10 01:12:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Most unnattractive: loki
Worst "artist": Orgasmatron
Worst "author": loki
Most likely to be found on a sex offenders registry: lojope
Worst parent: anyone on this website with children should be imprisoned
Sluttiest: MandaPanda
Worst "comedian": loki
Most Jewish: yidele
Most defensive: TigerLilly
Worst tits: TigerLilly, if you can even call them 'tits' anymore
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-10 01:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-09 15:30:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay, now for my real review:
Most unnattractive: I dunno, I've never seen most of you...
Worst "artist": Habeeb
Worst "author": Pick any of the 10,000 alters created in the past year
Most likely to be found on a sex offenders registry: The_Cyst_Master
Worst parent: Fat Tony (even if he is an alter)
Sluttiest: MeTHod
Worst "comedian": Jgreening's jar of jam
Most Jewish: Shlongy
Most defensive: Sphagnum
Worst tits: bart
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hahahaha... n00b
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-09 23:41:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-05-09 18:46:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Worst tits: Method
AND TO THINK, I THOUGHT YOU WERE HOT, A RARITY AROUND HERE
IF YOU WERE FAT AND UGLY, THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HURT SO MUCH
<weeps>
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-05-09 23:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
myspace is categorically for losers
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-09 22:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
... and I fucked up the link...
http://www.myspace.com/horrorauthorsunited
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-09 22:52:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-05-09 19:35:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
it still smells like urine in here.
Shlongy--I have a Myspace profile. I'm sorry I let you down. <weeps>
It was one of those impulse thingys. Then I started playing with html. Now I'm hooked on coding.
I love making inanimate objects do my bidding.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I'll admit it. I'm addicted to MySpace. Hell, I have over 170 people, contacts, and bands listed as "Friends" on there. Like Forensic, my page is filled with html nonsense. I've got the Deftones' "Digital Bath" as my streaming audio tune right now and 18 bazillion links and pictures. I have no shame...
I even set up a writers' site on MySpace called HAU - Horror Authors United. It actually does quite well.
http://www.myspace.com/horrorathorsunited
Watch out... music comes on!!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-05-09 22:41:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-09 22:40:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Most Jewish: Caulaincourt"""
I take offense to that. We're a lot more inbred than Jews.
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You can't be a Jew. You're just a walking foreskin.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-09 22:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Most Jewish: Caulaincourt"""
I take offense to that. We're a lot more inbred than Jews.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-09 22:37:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Worst artist: Electro.
Wait, I mixed up artist and autist again.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-05-09 22:34:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sylvie: That ball rollin' bitch. . .
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-09 22:32:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Most unnattractive: JGreening
Worst "artist": Kaos-King
Worst "author": Method and all his alters
Most likely to be found on a sex offenders registry: The Cyst Master
Worst parent: Fat Tony
Sluttiest: Shlongy
Worst "comedian": Lisa
Most Jewish: Caulaincourt
Most defensive: ETS
Worst tits: C1ndy
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-09 22:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-05-09 22:18:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-09 22:15:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ou est Sylvie? Au lycee?
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"Sylvia's mother says, Sylvia's busy, too busy to come to the phone..."
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...Sylvie se roule la bille tout en regardant ses posters de Matthew McConaughey.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-05-09 22:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-09 21:15:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Time to stalk/compliment girls online inhopes of being their internet boyfriend.
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Hey, that's MY move, ass.
Wait, what post is this, anyway?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-05-09 22:18:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-09 22:15:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ou est Sylvie? Au lycee?
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"Sylvia's mother says, Sylvia's busy, too busy to come to the phone..."
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-09 22:15:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ou est Sylvie? Au lycee?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-05-09 22:13:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-09 22:00:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
Homard...en effet. Je me fais griller dans des salons de bronzage et j'ai le cul rougeâtre.
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Yeah, and this means he's an effete homo, who grilled his ass in a tanning salon
until his dick turned red. :-D
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-05-09 22:05:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-09 21:57:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
Je m'excuse, mon petit homard
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Does that mean 'little homo'?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-09 22:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
t'as des grands pinces aussi
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-09 22:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Homard...en effet. Je me fais griller dans des salons de bronzage et j'ai le cul rougeâtre.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-09 21:57:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Je m'excuse, mon petit homard
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-09 21:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jeanneee stole my thunder
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-09 21:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-05-09 21:42:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
porcine is an interesting word.
always seemed to me that it should relate to porceline or toilet bowls.
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it comes from the french adjective "porcine" which itself is derived from "porc", which for us means pig/pork.
You seem to have adopted it too: http://hyperdictionary.com/search.aspx?define=porc
I SHOULD TEACH ETYMOLOGY!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-09 21:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
por·ce·lain ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pôrs-ln, pr-, pôrsln, prs-)
n.
A hard, white, translucent ceramic made by firing a pure clay and then glazing it with variously colored fusible materials; china.
An object made of this substance.
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[French porcelaine, cowry shell, porcelain, from Old French, from Old Italian porcellana, from feminine of porcellano, of a young sow (from the shell's resemblance to a pig's back), from porcella, young sow, diminutive of porca, sow, from Latin, feminine of porcus, pig. See porko- in Indo-European Roots.]
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Good instinct, Bonnie.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-05-09 21:42:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
porcine is an interesting word.
always seemed to me that it should relate to porceline or toilet bowls.
it is, after all, just an absence of two letters.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-09 21:31:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
looks like you have two ears to me
http://www.ubersite.com/m/74980
http://www.ubersite.com/m/25152
besides, by "normal", i was referring to your weight and absence of mental disease. which is a rare feat here.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-09 21:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-09 20:44:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-09 20:38:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:27:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:27:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Most unnattractive: While there are plenty of people on Uber with "unfortunate" faces, what about all the people without a camwhore?
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like you?
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/74980
http://www.ubersite.com/m/45521
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38165
http://www.ubersite.com/m/25152
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44055
I am dead sexy.
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INDEED YOU ARE! You actually look normal. That's rare here.
So that makes like what...5 maybe 6 of us?
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I actually only have one ear, and have cleverly positioned the camera every time.
I am one of the ugly ones.
Time to stalk/compliment girls online inhopes of being their internet boyfriend.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-09 20:44:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-09 20:38:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:27:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:27:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Most unnattractive: While there are plenty of people on Uber with "unfortunate" faces, what about all the people without a camwhore?
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like you?
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/74980
http://www.ubersite.com/m/45521
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38165
http://www.ubersite.com/m/25152
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44055
I am dead sexy.
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INDEED YOU ARE! You actually look normal. That's rare here.
So that makes like what...5 maybe 6 of us?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-09 20:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:27:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:27:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Most unnattractive: While there are plenty of people on Uber with "unfortunate" faces, what about all the people without a camwhore?
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like you?
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/74980
http://www.ubersite.com/m/45521
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38165
http://www.ubersite.com/m/25152
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44055
I am dead sexy.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-05-09 19:46:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Better a giraffe than a frog anyday.
:)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-09 19:44:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-05-09 19:35:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
You people are all using the same exact insult material as before.
Fucking weak.
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shut up, giraffe :-D
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-05-09 19:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Biggest joo: Rabbi shlongstein.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-05-09 19:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You people are all using the same exact insult material as before.
Fucking weak.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-05-09 19:35:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it still smells like urine in here.
Shlongy--I have a Myspace profile. I'm sorry I let you down. <weeps>
It was one of those impulse thingys. Then I started playing with html. Now I'm hooked on coding.
I love making inanimate objects do my bidding.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-05-09 19:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Worst "artist": Gibberish
Most likely to be found on a sex offenders registry: IHAKF
Worst "comedian": jgreening
Most defensive: Greening again
Worst tits: Trifecta for greening
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-09 19:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm starting to stack up "sluttiest" votes and if I am able to pull this gigantic upset off, I WANT MY PROPS DAMMIT.
PS. I hate myspace and those who have it , use it, whatever.
Probably because I'm too old, rich, and successful to understand it's meaning on Earth.
Suffice to say, that if Uber shut down - and it SHOULD - and myspace was the last web site left that I could hollar and insult people on...well, I'd end up with a lot of pent up aggression and no outlet.
PICK UP A PHONE, OR GET OUT OF THE HOUSE, PEOPLE....
Look at this, fuckface...a +2 for you.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-05-09 18:46:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Most unnattractive: that's just mean...everyone is beautiful in their own way. Caulaincourt seems to have a really shitty personality though
Worst "artist": Habeeb, in a good way
Worst "author": me
Most likely to be found on a sex offenders registry: Cyst_Master or shitfuck
Worst parent: my dad
Sluttiest: Shlongy
Worst "comedian": that guy who thinks he's funny, but really isn't (Sideburns)
Most Jewish: JMG
Most defensive: Caulaincourt
Worst tits: Method
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-09 18:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Le poor guy?
AND THE TIME HAS COME WHEN CAULAINCOURT FINALLY REVEALS HIS ACADIAN HERITAGE.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-09 17:49:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-09 17:15:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:13:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
There's little difference. Why isn't sphagnum a hypocrite too? And Spaf, DMD and PFF comments were all about your age and various handicaps so there's no difference there either.
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For the same reason Method is funny and I'm not. Spaf, DMD and PFF are. You, are not.
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Ok, you don't think I'm funny. All right. But um...what does that have to do with hypocrisy???
If you're gonna recycle my arguments, could you at least do so in a manner that makes a little sense?
Way to leave out most of my reply btw http://www.ubersite.com/m/87713#1969828
I pity the man who will ever end up with you and eventually try to have a conversation that involves any ressemblance of rationality. Le poor guy...
Clearly your brain only functions when some nobody praises your boobs or tell you how awesome a person you are.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-09 17:36:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
g-prime looks retarted on his myspace... man am I bored........:(
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-09 17:30:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ahh I'm so bored and hyper! I drank too much coffee today and it made me puke like three times. Maybe I should say I'm seriously sick and go home.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-09 17:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Alright! I rock
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=76842499
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-05-09 17:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:38:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
hmmm i only had a two crushes in hs. one was a girl who i'm still friends with and one was a guy that all my friends in the area keep seeing but i have yet to see again.
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I end up having a crush on any woman that acknowledges my existence.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-05-09 17:18:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-09 17:05:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-05-09 17:02:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
you got your insult tips from a matt damon movie???
why do i remember that shit but i can forget my best friend's cell number...
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Nahhhhhhhhh! Your shittin me.... well... only one solution to that problem
*kills self*
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you think having method's baby would've been reason enough to do it years ago.
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Yeah.. like I was sober enough to kill myself
SOOOOOMEBODI GETME A SHPOOON IMMA SLIT MAA WRITSTS!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-09 17:15:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:13:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
There's little difference. Why isn't sphagnum a hypocrite too? And Spaf, DMD and PFF comments were all about your age and various handicaps so there's no difference there either.
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For the same reason Method is funny and I'm not. Spaf, DMD and PFF are. You, are not.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-09 17:15:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-09 17:01:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
people who have cell phones are bad people
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No, people who are on them all the time(even when they're right next to their home phone) and people who talk on them while shopping, in a restaurant, in a movie theatre, etc. are bad people. People who only use them for emergencies or when they have to aren't bad people.
Luckily, it won't be long before the bad people with cell phones die from brain tumors or whatever they cause.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-05-09 17:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
okay, myspace name is Baron von Moustachio
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-05-09 17:06:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:48:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
AAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I NEED FRIENDS
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I'll add you when I make one up, I need a name though
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-09 17:05:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-05-09 17:02:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
you got your insult tips from a matt damon movie???
why do i remember that shit but i can forget my best friend's cell number...
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Nahhhhhhhhh! Your shittin me.... well... only one solution to that problem
*kills self*
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you think having method's baby would've been reason enough to do it years ago.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-09 17:04:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you too, eh? I can't afford a cell phone. And I don't live in one place long enough to get one.
Il est où la personne?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-09 17:03:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't own a cell phone at all. they annoy and frighten me. plus i made the mistake once of holding one between my legs and yeah that whole vibrate thing whatever almost made me run out of the road out of fear. i should be going home right now, but i really don't feel like fucking getting up and driving.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-05-09 17:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-09 17:01:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
people who have cell phones are bad people
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what about pda-s?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-09 17:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-09 17:01:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
people who have cell phones are bad people
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hahahaha, bored?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-05-09 17:02:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you got your insult tips from a matt damon movie???
why do i remember that shit but i can forget my best friend's cell number...
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Nahhhhhhhhh! Your shittin me.... well... only one solution to that problem
*kills self*
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-09 17:01:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
people who have cell phones are bad people
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:59:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:56:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
why do i remember that shit but i can forget my best friend's cell number...
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That's ok. I don't even remember my own cell number unless I look at it but I can remember other peoples' numbers that I never call and phone numbers I haven't had in 5-10 years. It's weird.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:56:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:45:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
bitch you ain' even try to play dat shit wit me. i ain' even try ta hear dat shit ho.
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Nah, nah.. The best insult has to be
I WILL FUCKING END YOU!!!!
Something about the word end gets me worked up... I've always been an ass kinda girl
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you got your insult tips from a matt damon movie???
why do i remember that shit but i can forget my best friend's cell number...
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:53:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I CAN'T ACCESS MYSPACE AT WORK!!!
*has nervous breakdown*
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-09 13:32:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
I love internet fighting, especially with angsty little high schoolers like sphagnum and spooner
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Man, I don't think I've ever really been all that angsty. I mean even a little bit. What the hell?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:50:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you want people to add you, you need to post your page's URL. I actually searched Wilhelm Von Jaegermeister and got no results.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:48:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I NEED FRIENDS
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:47:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:38:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:34:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
retro, you couldn't get that info about your ex through mutual friends and why would you want to know about your ex and her new guy anyway?
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this is how you flirt??
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Sorry, I never was the flirtatious type. Umm.....hey retro, how you doin'? *wink*
Better?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bitch you ain' even try to play dat shit wit me. i ain' even try ta hear dat shit ho.
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Nah, nah.. The best insult has to be
I WILL FUCKING END YOU!!!!
Something about the word end gets me worked up... I've always been an ass kinda girl
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
inion, ADDDDD MEEEEEEEEEEE
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:40:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so you asked before about why i'm gettin a divorce. well hey you do crazier shit when ya really want it to happen. at least ya didn't run away with her retro. you could have a baby mama now and be totally SOL.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
w00t i just got a myspace account. who wants to add me? eh? EH? COME ON WE CAN BE BUDDIES!!!
My name on there is Wilhelm Von Jaegermeister.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:38:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:34:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
retro, you couldn't get that info about your ex through mutual friends and why would you want to know about your ex and her new guy anyway?
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this is how you flirt?? anyways, i did it while we were together. when she moved up here, she broke up with some drummer from an emo band to be with me but she stayed close to him. when she moved back home after the summer, we decided to stop dating because of the distance. it was tough to let go of somebody when something bad had NOT happened, it was just the distance. and it was tough knowing that the emo drummer whom she still loved, was going to be down there with her. so i surfed her myspace page when i missed her and couldn't talk to her. it was one of the stinkiest times of my life because for the first time, i was in love and was loved back, and it couldn't be. so i just acted like a deranged lunatic and read her myspace page.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:23:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn inion - are you talking shit on me like I ain't here?!?!?!?
:-P
Don't make me intarweb fight you!
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bitch you ain' even try to play dat shit wit me. i ain' even try ta hear dat shit ho.
hmmm i only had a two crushes in hs. one was a girl who i'm still friends with and one was a guy that all my friends in the area keep seeing but i have yet to see again. apparently he was not only damn hot, but damn crazy and had issues that scared even me a little. i pick teh best menz EVAR.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
retro, you couldn't get that info about your ex through mutual friends and why would you want to know about your ex and her new guy anyway?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:32:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:30:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't have a myspace thing either and I never will. It just seems so lame and pointless to me. I still don't get what it does for you that an IM, e-mail, or anything else on the internet doesn't already do
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I thought the same thing. Until I came across a shy guy from high school who turned into a smokin fuckin hottie.
Now I call it MYSTALK
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:30:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't have a myspace thing either and I never will. It just seems so lame and pointless to me. I still don't get what it does for you that an IM, e-mail, or anything else on the internet doesn't already do.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:29:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, i have a fake one where i just go on and on about how much i love teddy bears and i have a picture of beaker(sp) from the muppets on it. i have researched (read:stalked) my girlfriend at the time and all my friends on there to see whats going on. keeping my ear to the street so to speak.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:15:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59505
Number 11. Burned into my retinas for all eternity.
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NSFW Please label your links for shit's sake! I just opened that with my boss standing four feet away!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:27:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:27:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Most unnattractive: While there are plenty of people on Uber with "unfortunate" faces, what about all the people without a camwhore?
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like you?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:14:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
mostly an american thing. well and caul did it until method found his page.
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I used it to host pictures and find music because I can't download mp3's at work. Then I realized you don't even need an account to find music so I forgot about it and Jeannee found it.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:27:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Most unnattractive: While there are plenty of people on Uber with "unfortunate" faces, what about all the people without a camwhore?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:24:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:20:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
It's so funny how everyone on Uber has Myspace shame.
I love Myspace - it lets me stalk people with unprecedented ease and convenience.
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I have no Myspace...
maybe I'll look into it.
a fake one may be fun.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:23:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn inion - are you talking shit on me like I ain't here?!?!?!?
:-P
Don't make me intarweb fight you!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:23:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:14:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
um, i got a myspace cuz my friends (real life ones i know how weird right?) kept getting up my ass about it. now i'm like their personal myspace photographer so it's kinda odd. i have no idea how to really mess with it all that much. it's good for like instant emails and crap i guess. or stalking that kid you had a crush on in highschool. your choice.
mostly an american thing. well and caul did it until method found his page.
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yeah me too. except i took that extra dorky step and actually pimped my page out. GAH i can't believe i just typed that out loud.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:22:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahhahhaha the one that already had method's kid. awesome.
*sigh* i am not the uberslut. :(
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:20:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
It's so funny how everyone on Uber has Myspace shame.
I love Myspace - it lets me stalk people with unprecedented ease and convenience.
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i know.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:20:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's so funny how everyone on Uber has Myspace shame.
I love Myspace - it lets me stalk people with unprecedented ease and convenience.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:19:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-09 15:22:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Most unnattractive: MonkeyingAround
Worst "artist": moizz
Worst "author": Tie: Chis Brown/MonkeyingAround
Most likely to be found on a sex offenders registry: Average_Dan
Worst parent: The one that had Method's kid
Sluttiest: umm... already been discussed (see below)
Worst "comedian": LSD420 (or whateverthefuck)
Most Jewish: Christ Puncher (afterall, the Jews killed Christ, yes?)
Most defensive: see below (hint: there's a tie)
Worst tits: I gotta agree with Greening, 'cause that's just plain funny
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TWO NOMINATIONS!!!!!!!!! I'M WINNING BITCHES!!!!!!!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:18:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who's #11? and which one's tl again, well i mean besides the soapy ones. isn't there another of her in there?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Most unnattractive: Nath
Worst "artist": Habeeb
Worst "author": paulblakeford
Most likely to be found on a sex offenders registry: MickGinny
Worst parent: The alpha male of the dingo pack that raised Sphagnum
Sluttiest: Shlongy
Worst "comedian": like any of us here are funny
Most Jewish: Jewtoast
Most defensive: TigerCauly and Lillycourt when they start a-scrappin'
Worst tits: JayPeg
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:17:19 EDT (#)
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dunno. preference? ease? shiny pictures? probably that last one.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:15:32 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/59505
Number 11. Burned into my retinas for all eternity.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:15:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:09:26 (#)
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well when you're not supposed to download anything at work and your browser doesn't support aim express it helps to have it to talk to other bored friends who are also at work with the same problems.
it's a good stand in IM program?
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Why can't you just use e-mail if you can't use AIM or any of the other IM things?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:14:54 EDT (#)
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um, i got a myspace cuz my friends (real life ones i know how weird right?) kept getting up my ass about it. now i'm like their personal myspace photographer so it's kinda odd. i have no idea how to really mess with it all that much. it's good for like instant emails and crap i guess. or stalking that kid you had a crush on in highschool. your choice.
mostly an american thing. well and caul did it until method found his page.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:14:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:07:29 (#)
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I still don't really understand the whole point of Myspace. Why would anyone want a Myspace thingy?
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hey love muffin, see, my friend andy has tried to get me onto myspace for a long time. he says its just a cool way to say hi to your friends and keep in touch without calling/emailing/texting/writing/2 cups and a string-ing or any other way of conversing. call me old fashioned, but i'm a phone guy. i guess after a night out with a bunch of people, andy likes to drop by their myspace and drop a little comment so that person knows he was thinking about them. me? i made up a fake one so i could track my ex girlfriends corraspondance between her and her other boyfriend. i'm mature and secure like that.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:13:48 EDT (#)
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The stench of urine is really strong in here.
phew!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:13:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-09 14:59:43 (#)
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there are a few users like tigerlilly whose sense of humor is so painful and embarassing that you can't help but tell them. But then they think they got to you or that you're being a hypocrite because you don't find them interesting. I had the same argument with scourge who thinks that saying "Hey Caul, you're gay!" is the finality of wit.
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First and foremost I'm not trying to have a sense of humor. I think you're a miserable prick and I don't really give a shit what you think about me. I hope you don't think anything about me because that would be a waste of your time.
You want to talk about wit? You're so witty with the constant stupid leg comments. I've told you before to come up with some new material and yet you still bore me with the same old..I'm ugly..I'm a cyborg.. bullshit. At least Sphagnum and Professor came up with some good insults which actually made me laugh. You don't. You're dull and mundane.
If you go back to the start of all this, all I said is I wouldn't touch you will a pole. You got all defensive (hypocrite) and started up with the pathetic leg jokes which really only feeds my fire hoping you'll come up with something good to say. But you don't. It's always the same old boring Caul...
So the reason I think you're a hypocrite is because you can dish it but you can't take it. If you're gonna dish it at least try to be entertaining.
You think I'm ugly. You think I'm fat. You think I'm stupid and you hate me. You think way too much about me and really you shouldn't because I don't think anything of you except for the fact that you're unoriginal and we've already been here. So stop talking about wit. You have none.
I've grown bored with all of it. And I've grown bored with you.
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Wow, you basically recycled my own argument. You're a genius. Though in your case it doesn't apply since you get pissed over every single shot taken at you, however mundane or dumb it is.
If I go back to the start of all this, I will see a TigerLilly barging on this post and wigging out because she was mentionned in a silly award list. You say I got defensive but you did. I basically made the SAME comeback that Sphagnum did and you lost it further more.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87713#1969283
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87713#1969294
There's little difference. Why isn't sphagnum a hypocrite too? And Spaf, DMD and PFF comments were all about your age and various handicaps so there's no difference there either.
How come am I able to follow a simple conversation when English is my 2nd language and you can't?
Why must you be so fucking stupid?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:09:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:04:23 (#)
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i have none of you on my little mysapce dealy. should i be relieved or offended?
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Now I'm not sure if this 'myspace' is an American thing - or a young thing.
I'm neither.
Anyone care to explain what you're talking about?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well when you're not supposed to download anything at work and your browser doesn't support aim express it helps to have it to talk to other bored friends who are also at work with the same problems.
it's a good stand in IM program?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:09:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54604
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:07:29 EDT (#)
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I still don't really understand the whole point of Myspace. Why would anyone want a Myspace thingy?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:07:04 EDT (#)
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What's this "myspace" everyone keeps talking about? I see it in the news, but I thought it was just for pdophiles and emo bitches...
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:06:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you are confusing whore with bitch. Whores get paid, sluts for free, bitches everyone but you.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:05:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
relief it is.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:05:13 EDT (#)
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I dont have one.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:04:23 EDT (#)
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i have none of you on my little mysapce dealy. should i be relieved or offended?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:03:22 EDT (#)
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because they all subscribe to my myspace blog method. thats WHY
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:01:51 EDT (#)
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as i keep getting told... definition of a slut - gives it up to everyone. definition of a whore - gives it up to everyone but YOU. put out less and you'll get upgraded to whore.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-09 16:01:08 EDT (#)
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CUZ YOU'RE A SLORE!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-09 15:59:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP CALLING ME SLUTTY???
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-09 15:55:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Most unnattractive: professional peon
Worst "artist": ets
Worst "author": georgemichael (but its a good thing)
Most likely to be found on a sex offenders registry: the cyst master
Worst parent: the cyst master
Sluttiest: method
Worst "comedian": razor
Most Jewish: razor
Most defensive: razor
Worst tits: razor
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-09 15:54:31 EDT (#)
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i started compiling the other uber awards and shlong won all categories
i didn'tthink it was post worthy
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-09 15:54:09 EDT (#)
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um then the urbane twat would come up again.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-05-09 15:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
get the fuck out of here you circle jerk faggots, this post is for arguments and TL getting owned
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-05-09 15:51:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-09 15:50:25 (#)
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Just do a Ubercunt contest and post pictures of hwat you qould imagine the girls different cunts would look like.
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Unless they're old, I automatically think pron star shaved/pubic sculpt.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-09 15:50:25 EDT (#)
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Just do a Ubercunt contest and post pictures of hwat you qould imagine the girls different cunts would look like.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-05-09 15:49:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Say what you want about ghola's tits, her ass is top shelf!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-09 15:48:51 EDT (#)
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Ghola send me a picture at ubermethod.at.gmail.com - I desperately need semi decent chicks for this contest, and you fit the bill.
Plus you're not fat, that's a fuckin plus right there.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-09 15:48:24 EDT (#)
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Out of 250 reviews, only 15 people actually put in nominations for squat's categories. Most of the votes were for Razor too, that's kind of weird.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-05-09 15:48:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-09 15:43:25 (#)
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That's MY site, Al Lewis, and Katy, I got maybe three entries, and maybe one of them was decent. It would be FAR from a beauty contest. I might just do my thing and turn it into a horse faced ugly contest
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DO IT.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-09 15:47:54 EDT (#)
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Now Katherine, you know it wouldn't be fair to all the OTHER ugly girls if you entered and won yet again
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-05-09 15:47:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-09 15:34:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm pretty hot for a 60-year old though...right ladies?
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I think so..
Shlongy you rock my socks off.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-05-09 15:47:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-09 15:45:03 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-09 15:43:25 (#)
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I might just do my thing and turn it into a horse faced ugly contest
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Ooh ooh ooh...sign me up!
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i'd play.
apparently i have ugly tits. so sayeth sphagnum.
jus' sayin.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-09 15:45:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-09 15:43:25 (#)
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I might just do my thing and turn it into a horse faced ugly contest
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Ooh ooh ooh...sign me up!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-09 15:44:46 EDT (#)
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hahaha so then seriously what's wrong with my submission?
is it wrong that "submission" made me giggle a little?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-09 15:44:01 EDT (#)
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P.S. Shlongy rules
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-09 15:43:25 EDT (#)
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That's MY site, Al Lewis, and Katy, I got maybe three entries, and maybe one of them was decent. It would be FAR from a beauty contest. I might just do my thing and turn it into a horse faced ugly contest
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-09 15:41:34 EDT (#)
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hey well i finally got a pic for the uber beauty contest. where's that method?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-09 15:40:14 EDT (#)
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that's because we all want shlongy to give us money. that's why people visit their grandparents in the old folks home, butter up their wrinkled asses just fo