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Urbane is back... (1201 hits)

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Rating: -0.85 on 35 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by extacy_red (View user info) at 2006-05-09 20:43:03 EDT


No lie.

So is Carol Richards. Together they would be the most unstoppable fighting force this side of a shlongy/fat tony vs. habeeb/cyst master tag team match.

I saw it in a movie once.

Score one for team 'i just got 20 e pills and less than half are red roar'.

Can you taste the drugs? Actually e tastes really crappy, like cold medicine, asparagus, flat coke, and straight everclear rolled into one. Only way more fun.


And it's my birfday tomorrow so WORSHIP ME AND I WON"T POST CRAP ANYMORE!



..If they coming at you...








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Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-07-23 15:28:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Who?

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-07-23 14:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-09 08:00:44 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-05-10 11:30:16 (#)
Ranking: -2

Do you fail at life on a regular basis or is it just this time?


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I bet you were laughing to yourself and sniffing your own farts as you wrote that.

jew

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Yo Wiggles...

are you still as ugly as when you posted your camwhore?

Jesus Christ, every prepubescent, fatugly, cockeating crater-faced kid let out a sigh of relief thanking their luck they didn't have your parents chromosome deficiency.

Submitted by dethcow (user info) at 2006-07-23 14:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

GEE THAR SONNY LEMME GET MAH SPECTACLES!!!!

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-07-23 14:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-09 08:00:44 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-05-10 11:30:16 (#)
Ranking: -2

Do you fail at life on a regular basis or is it just this time?


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I bet you were laughing to yourself and sniffing your own farts as you wrote that.

jew

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Yo Wiggles...

are you still as ugly as when you posted your camwhore?

Jesus Christ, every prepubescent, fat ugly

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-23 14:05:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You just reminded me of the killer bunny from monty python.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-09 08:48:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-09 08:00:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-05-10 11:30:16 (#)
Ranking: -2

Do you fail at life on a regular basis or is it just this time?


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I bet you were laughing to yourself and sniffing your own farts as you wrote that.

jew

Submitted by wowitshana (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:54:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

stop unplugging my keyboard, kthx.

Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-05-16 10:25:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

User id: 25476
Registered on or around: 2006-02-24 16:18:33
# Messages posted: 11
# Reviews written: 338
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 164
# Hits: 4187
Average rating of all messages: -0.62


Judging from that, I can safely say you suck your dad's dick while he sleeps and then he wakes up and pumps yer cunt.

Submitted by Crayon (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:45:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIAM! I LOVE YOU MANN, thanks for hooking me and sam up the other day.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-05-10 14:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-10 14:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

That is an extremely large rabbit

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-05-10 11:52:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-05-09 20:47:10 (#)
Ranking: -2

I love that rabbit as much as Apollo, but this was just f-in' rediculous. """

i hate that fookin rabbit what are you on about?

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-05-10 11:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Do you fail at life on a regular basis or is it just this time?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-10 11:16:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ha ha rabbitzilla.

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-05-10 11:00:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

HOLY HUGE FUCKIN' PICTURE BATMAN!

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-10 10:50:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you named yourself after a drug that you've never taken?

X doesn't taste like medication you fuckwad.

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-05-10 08:55:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

she really was a lying, attention seeking whore after all.

my mistake. i read back as black.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-10 08:32:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Proper resize would've netted you a 0...

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-10 07:58:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WOOOOOOo

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-10 07:44:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Silly rabbit, trix are for kids!

Silly rabbit, MDMA is for kids!

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-10 02:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Shut the fuck up, moron.

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-05-09 23:38:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

waste

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-05-09 22:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-05-09 22:29:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-05-09 21:53:50 (#)
Ranking: -2

Who the fuck are you?

--


I've been a lurker since december '04

And i began posting for uber's collective displeasure.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-09 22:15:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I thoroughly enjoyed this.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 22:01:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I thuroughly enjoyed this.

Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-05-09 21:59:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I've searched Ubersite for anything and everything about Urbane since you fuckers go on about her so much...

And after seeing her pics, I'd have to say:










































I'd stick it in her butt.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-05-09 21:53:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Who the fuck are you?

Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-05-09 20:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2006-05-09 20:52:50 (#)
Ranking: -2

I dont like you




Or Urbane.

--
urbane doesnt like anyone.

and i dont know you.

spread the love im rolling nukka!

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2006-05-09 20:52:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I dont like you




Or Urbane.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-09 20:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

method raped urbane

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-05-09 20:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I love that rabbit as much as Apollo, but this was just f-in' rediculous.

Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-05-09 20:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

NO RESIZE FOR THE LOSE!

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-05-09 20:45:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No.


Homer: Well, the evening began at the Gentleman's Club, where we were
discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.

Scully: Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the FBI.

Homer: We were sitting in Barney's car eating packets of mustard. Ya
happy?

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