I Am The Donut King. I Can Do Anything... (999 hits)
Category: NoneLabels: Donuts
Rating: 1.34 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by MISTER Kai The Guy (View user info) at 2006-05-09 22:20:37 EDT
"The donut killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient website And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where Oh Look A Squirrell lived, and...then he
Paid a visit to Jack McCallum, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door...and he looked inside
Shlongy, yes donut ass, I want to kill you.....
TigerLilly...i want to..."
ah fuck it, you know the rest.
Can you believe he let me back in AGAIN?! I swear, with every unbanning, I like Bubba more & more!
Ubersite's sense of humor has officially returned.
And the world is my donut, once again...
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-11 09:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please refer to the fact that if we ever met, Mr. Hai Karate, that you'd end up an invalid.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2006-05-10 23:40:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-10 07:30:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
They let you out of pedophile prison? I'm writing a letter to your congressman
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Please refer to the filename of the donut globe pictured above.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-10 12:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've missed you so. How are the chillin doing? Glad to see you're back!!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-10 09:34:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
True Story:
I was looking through a catalog of skateboarding crap a while ago. There is a skateboarding shoe company called "Lakai." Anyway, this shoe company made a shirt which was in the catalog that I was looking at and the shirt said, "Viva La Kai." And I thought, "Golly, I should really bring this to the attention to that 'Kai' guy on teh Ubersites," and then I forgot about it. I guess you were gone or something or I was really busy or whatever, because I never really thought about it again until just now. So, I guess what I'm telling you is that if you are a diligent shopper, you should be able to find a t-shirt out there that says "Viva La Kai" on it, but it will probably only be funny to you and/or people who know your name. But anyway, now you know, and knowing is half the battle.
-The End.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-10 09:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'M GOIN TO KILL YOU!!!!!!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-05-10 08:55:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For The Doors lyrics.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-10 08:42:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I was gonna ask what you got banned for, but after looking at your previous post no questions asked...god damn that's pretty obvious.
Welcome back...perhaps you can help with this situation we've been having with an alter infestation?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-10 08:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
he posted a picture of a birthday candle.
sticking out of a guy's pee-hole.
check out his last post if you want to see it.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-10 08:07:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
what did you get banned for?
Please no links to stuff that will get me canned, just the story.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-10 08:01:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for earth-pastry
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-10 07:30:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
They let you out of pedophile prison? I'm writing a letter to your congressman.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-10 03:35:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow. after six months this time.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-05-10 03:07:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i wonder if it will work twice
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-10 02:01:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Crawl back into your hole, cocksucker.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-10 00:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My god how I've missed you...
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-10 00:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the end.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-09 23:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
welcome back, you fucking mook
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-05-09 22:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good God. It's Kai the Guy.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-05-09 22:43:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was just thinking about how you need to come back today....
But you neither know me nor care, just know ive been enjoying your stuff since i found this site back in december 04
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-09 22:42:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm speechless with delight
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-05-09 22:39:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
wb
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-05-09 22:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-09 22:33:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome back, my dear inferior westerner brethren.
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Don't listen to that fucking guy. You're not inferior to him.
...You're equal, but both inferior to me and the rest of Ontario.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-09 22:33:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome back, my dear inferior westerner brethren.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-09 22:31:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
way to get me to look at your last post, dick.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2006-05-09 22:27:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"was wondering what the fuck happened to you. does this mean the end to mankind?"
I died.
I think all it means is that Bobo forgot who I am.... 136 days away and he forgets all our good times!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-05-09 22:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
was wondering what the fuck happened to you. does this mean the end to mankind?
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-05-09 22:21:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"...FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!"
You ARE the donut king.