ETS Memorial Challenge: The ETS Song (736 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicLabels: captainthorns_music
Rating: 0.23 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by ElectricToothCaptain (View user info) at 2006-05-10 08:09:53 EDT
In response to the ETS Memorial Challenge(http://www.ubersite.com/m/87712):
Written and performed in pure shitty emo fashion, a song sung from Brad's perspective to Uber! Author's comments in [brackets].
The way we fight makes me wary
The look in my eye is a little bit scary [he's looking at YOU MeTHod, with that knife in his hand]
I've been pleading and begging for your love [oh yes, he was], but
If you don't think I was sent from above [but he IS!],
I'll miss you, but that's alright
Broken home and shattered dreams [and shattered posts]
You made it all almost seem
That bliss was behind every corner [or at least a +1]
Believe me, Honey, I'm not gonna
Fall this way agaoin for you [damn alters]
I was your fool, but not times two
I'm pickin' up and takin' these dreams away [yes he left alright]
No more fighting. I can't stay [guess you showed HIM with those airplace photos]
A beautiful house, 2 cars, a garage
No more fallin' for this mirage
I'm packin my pearls and my Skynyrd.
No, I won't be home for dinner
I copied all my files to my thumbdrive [and your SSNs]
You won't know I was even alive [until he logs on next week]
Don't you worry - just some things I gotta do,
Like pick up my life and to myself be true [damn straight he's true to himself]
RIP, electrictoothsyndrome...RIP.
The_ETS_Song.mp3 (2 MB) [audio/mpeg]
User Reviews
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-07-14 07:18:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-05-11 08:27:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wont
-2 DIE ROOKIE BITCH
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-11 08:16:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-10 23:52:22 (#)
Ranking: -1
Not good, Captain. Sorry mate.
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Yeah, I know...that was kind of the point. *chuckle*
I can't BELIEVE this thing has an overall positive rating.
Now I shall let it die a graceful death.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-10 23:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Not good, Captain. Sorry mate.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-10 18:38:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
rape
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-10 18:28:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-10 11:40:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-05-10 11:32:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
oh my god i can't believe i just listened to that whole song. don't let anyone ever tell you that you're a good musician. not even the crack asses on this site -- you suck. seriously. find something new to do with your time.
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Did you bother to read the second sentence above? "Written and performed in pure shitty emo fashion..."
Here, let me spell it out for you: I MADE IT BAD ON PURPOSE
Capiche?
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I'm giving you a +2 to offset the IDIOTS THAT DON'T READ CLEARLY POSTED DISCLAIMERS ON YOUR POST.
Goddamm, that is my number one pet peeve around here - if you're too lazy to read properly, then be too lazy to rate it.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-05-10 15:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think everything in brackets should be performed in falsetto, sort of like that god awful "Goodbye Mary" song I keep hearing on the 80's station.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-05-10 15:16:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 bad lyrics.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-10 14:53:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHOO HOO MOTHER FUCKERS! I JUST GOT A RAISE!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-10 13:37:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-05-10 13:29:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you gay?
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About 8% gay, I think.
The lyrics were adapted from a female friend's song, if that makes you feel any better. I arranged the music though.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-05-10 13:29:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you gay?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-05-10 12:16:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think this is good.... but then I am a big fan of shitty emo music, apparently.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-10 11:48:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and wardy, you can bet i won't do any more songs about uberusers, nuh-uh, no way...Jesus H. Christ, not if you can't handle a joke like this...the whole thing was a spoof on ETS's acoustic recordings...but apparently that went over everyone's heads...
mmmkay bye now
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-10 11:40:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-05-10 11:32:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
oh my god i can't believe i just listened to that whole song. don't let anyone ever tell you that you're a good musician. not even the crack asses on this site -- you suck. seriously. find something new to do with your time.
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Did you bother to read the second sentence above? "Written and performed in pure shitty emo fashion..."
Here, let me spell it out for you: I MADE IT BAD ON PURPOSE
Capiche?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-05-10 11:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh my god i can't believe i just listened to that whole song. don't let anyone ever tell you that you're a good musician. not even the crack asses on this site -- you suck. seriously. find something new to do with your time.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-05-10 11:28:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
holy shit this is awful
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-05-10 10:45:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Let the man die people.
Let the man die.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-10 10:05:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-10 09:13:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
you dipshit, there is no irony here
you see I hand out -2s for ETS posts, but I don't, unlike you, turn around and expect praise for doing one
oh wait, this is all part of your master plan...oh I get it...you're so revolutionary!
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he expects praise because he actually wants a memorial for ETS.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-10 10:00:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Err...
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-05-10 09:55:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
of course i didn't take it literally, cocknocker
there you were doling out your -2s to ets related posts(tryna sound all superior with your "this ets bashing is tired" shtick) and here you are jumping on another ets bandwagon.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-10 09:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i love you thorny
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-10 09:44:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-05-10 09:18:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
"shall I continue? "
yes.
no. i haven't got all day, and you're way off the 10,000 mark.
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what, you took my 10000 mark comment literally? point was just that i wasn't the only one, which you were implying. case closed.
I haven't got all day either, so don't expect me to camp on this post for the remaining 6 hours at work waiting for your witty response.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-10 09:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-10 09:13:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
you dipshit, there is no irony here
you see I hand out -2s for ETS posts, but I don't, unlike you, turn around and expect praise for doing one
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Who said I was expecting praise? I was just making a point at how ridiculous the whole situation is (was). -2 away all you want...hopefully we can all move on from this point to new, and better, topics.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-05-10 09:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That song made me cringe.
And shart.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-05-10 09:18:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"shall I continue? "
yes.
no. i haven't got all day, and you're way off the 10,000 mark.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-10 09:13:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you dipshit, there is no irony here
you see I hand out -2s for ETS posts, but I don't, unlike you, turn around and expect praise for doing one
oh wait, this is all part of your master plan...oh I get it...you're so revolutionary!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-10 09:07:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-05-10 08:48:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
Me and 10,000 other users!
name them.
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-18 15:57:16 (http://www.ubersite.com/m/86781#1938817)
Ranking: -2
ETS auto-2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-04-18 15:08:12 (http://www.ubersite.com/m/86781#1938694)
Ranking: -2
ETS post #254,278
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-18 12:31:17 (http://www.ubersite.com/m/86775#1938271)
Ranking: -2
The topic is well-used and has become extremely boring.
FAN THE FLAMES, IT'S BOUND TO PUT THE FIRE OUT EVENTUALLY!
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-04-11 05:09:45 (http://www.ubersite.com/m/86460#1926411)
Ranking: -2
Lame, and reason enough to have more against you than I do him.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-11 00:33:24 (http://www.ubersite.com/m/86460#1926288)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-04-10 21:23:32 (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-10 16:29:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-04-10 16:23:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-10 14:41:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
No, you're ruining it by whining so much about him.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-04-10 22:51:45 (http://www.ubersite.com/m/86460#1926192)
Ranking: -2
just stop already.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-03-24 11:07:53 (http://www.ubersite.com/m/85729#1899572)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-03-24 12:27:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-24 12:21:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-24 08:36:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
From now on I am automatically -2ing any post dealing with ETS conspiracy theories.
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jgreening, badassmofo (HI POT! I'M KETTLE!), Sphagnum, Nellypaal, Stagger_Lee, munkeypants, Foolproof, ampersand, Dead_0hi0_Sky, Merlina, ozzy, Orgasmatron...
shall I continue?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-10 09:07:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Posts about ETS generally annoy me.
This is an exception.
RIP
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-05-10 08:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Me and 10,000 other users!
name them.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-05-10 08:47:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Auto shitty poetry/lyrics/gay rhyming nonsense -2.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-10 08:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-10 08:32:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
werent you the one running around -2ing everyone who posted anything about ETS?
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Me and 10,000 other users!
Have I completely fucked with your head yet, now?
TASTE THE IRONY BITCHES
VIVA LA BRAD
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-05-10 08:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-10 08:32:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
werent you the one running around -2ing everyone who posted anything about ETS?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-10 08:32:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
werent you the one running around -2ing everyone who posted anything about ETS?
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-05-10 08:16:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best yet.