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Lick My Nuts (1267 hits)

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Rating: -0.03 on 36 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by _Q_ (View user info) at 2006-05-10 09:34:07 EDT




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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-12 19:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

How's your wife and my kids?

Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-04-12 19:43:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Long time no see buddy. How goes it? How is married life treating you?

Those nuts look good...I'd lick 'em.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-02-10 05:08:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Where you at, dawg?

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-15 16:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Can I, all 3?

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-05-12 19:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Fuck yeah

Submitted by sealclubber (user info) at 2006-05-12 19:08:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-11 00:29:01 (#)
Ranking: 2

Ok.
_________


ooooooootayyyy!!!

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-05-12 18:59:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2006-05-11 08:31:19 (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm sad to say that I am not unblocked at work Lokester...

Nay, this is merely a reference post. I felt it was necessary looking at all the great posts and conversations going on around here.

Badass, lick my nuts you fuzzy little fuck, no one asked you.

Bubba, I'd say the same to you if you didn't already have the balls of a 12 year old boy permanently implanted in your throat.
__________________________________________________________________________
You were that 12 year old boy, you nutless freak. :-D

I used to be able to Uber at work, but the IT Nazis decided it was
a chat room and therefore forbidden.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-05-11 21:09:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-05-11 20:45:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

Dibs on the cashews.
_______________________



so you're THAT asshole.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-05-11 20:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Dibs on the cashews.

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2006-05-11 08:31:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm sad to say that I am not unblocked at work Lokester...

Nay, this is merely a reference post. I felt it was necessary looking at all the great posts and conversations going on around here.

Badass, lick my nuts you fuzzy little fuck, no one asked you.

Bubba, I'd say the same to you if you didn't already have the balls of a 12 year old boy permanently implanted in your throat.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-11 03:14:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2006-05-11 01:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

dude you & I reactivated here simultaneously. Weird.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-11 00:29:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ok.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-05-10 21:36:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Plus, it took you SEVEN MONTHS to come up with this?????
Retard.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-05-10 21:34:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My God, Q, your vociferous verbiage and your intricate phrasing
make my poetic soul SING!!!! Dipshit. . .

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-05-10 21:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Brilliant!

Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2006-05-10 21:25:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-05-10 11:13:07 (#)
Ranking: -2

Look at everyone saying "OMG it's Q! #3189! +2!"
--------------------------

1617 lick my balls.

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-05-10 16:29:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Can't I just tenderly cup them in my hand?

Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-05-10 16:15:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

**yawn**

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-10 16:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Lick my anus.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-10 14:53:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WHOO HOO MOTHER FUCKERS! I JUST GOT A RAISE!

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-05-10 13:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i will lick, suck, chomp on your nuts!
i swallow too!!

Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-05-10 11:34:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

My wife recently developed an allergy to nuts. Does that mean she's gay?

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-05-10 11:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-05-10 09:45:12 (#)
Ranking: -1

Et tu, Q-tay?

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-10 11:17:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Uber's sure sucking a mean dick this week.

Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-05-10 11:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Look at everyone saying "OMG it's Q! #3189! +2!"

Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-05-10 10:52:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Who's fucking around with _Q_'s account?

You don't usually post horse shit like this as far as I remember.

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-10 10:21:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Yummy!















Fag.

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-05-10 10:03:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

that smaller than average nut on the left looks cancerous.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-10 09:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I chuckled

are you unblocked at work now?

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-10 09:56:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wonderful!

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-10 09:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

man you've got some balls

this is so witty and remarkable and completely original



Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-05-10 09:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SALTY!

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-05-10 09:45:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Et tu, Q-tay?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-10 09:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No.

Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-05-10 09:35:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment


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