That's One Unsigtly Taint Brush (CAMWHORE)1st full one anyway... (1331 hits)
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Submitted by sicosemen (View user info) at 2006-05-10 12:17:29 EDT
First off, Yes I am growing a handlebar mustache. I actually forgot to wax it today, so this is what you get, yes I am hungover. I can wax the ends and curl it a slight bit, but I forgot why I was inspired to wax it in the first place. I also forgot why I was inspired to grow one too, it's a bit wiry if you ask me, but I can grow a fierce beard.
Second, I have not gotten rid of the mohawk, just had to hide it temporarily...it's still there, I promise.
Eyes anyone. Mine are the color of an asphyxiated baby.
Also, I will be in Myrtle Beach from Thursday to Sunday and will be severely drunk. I need the name of some good strip clubs and other activities to do while there. Surfing is a definite, Golfing, which I never did before is planned and some other things, but I want some shit to do down there. Anyone know of the local brothel?
Lastly, for anyone that cares, I will get back to my hitman series Tuesday. I have some development underway, but does anyone have suggestions as to a good direction to go with that? I know I should be more on top of things here, but maybe some outside feedback would give a good twist. Maybe I could bludgeon someone to death with dildos?
Let's hear what you have for this.....
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Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-05 16:36:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-17 14:10:19 EDT (#)
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Oh... and keep working on that beard, man. Focus real, real hard.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-17 14:09:35 EDT (#)
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That's what I was thinking...
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-05-12 07:00:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy Junior?
Submitted by pragmatic (user info) at 2006-05-10 20:37:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is even more painful than it looks.
-- Homer Simpson
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-10 16:31:57 EDT (#)
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huh, i thought you were a 12 year old girl. WHAT? a guy can hope, cant he?
Submitted by Puffy_Fluff (user info) at 2006-05-10 16:24:36 EDT (#)
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Lani - douche, err I mean Touche
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-05-10 16:24:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-10 13:40:58 (#)
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Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-05-10 13:37:59 (#)
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you look mean and I have nicer eyes.
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"Prove it...and how does one go about looking mean???"
>>I don't know...maybe it's because you're not smiling...or it could be the murderous glare...hah
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"I just researched and I can't tell from your camwhore...to fuzzy. That does not negate the fact that I want to wad off in your vagina. Can we make fuck or babies at least?"
>>Aw, that's sweet. I think you're attractive in an "i eat puppies for breakfast" kinda way
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-05-10 15:52:59 EDT (#)
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that's a nice start on a handle-bar....
but i don't see the mohawk!!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-10 15:52:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Puffy_Fluff (user info) at 2006-05-10 15:25:05 (#)
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oooh I love the hate....gives me shivers.....But Lani, we're not talking about your mom stick to the topic at hand.
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You are the second person to call me Lani today, interesting.
Also. My mom does NOT have green eyes. :P
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-10 15:43:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you look like jaypeg's cousin
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-10 15:29:19 EDT (#)
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Well someone out there wants to suck my Italian meat stick for free....who is it?
Submitted by Puffy_Fluff (user info) at 2006-05-10 15:25:05 EDT (#)
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oooh I love the hate....gives me shivers.....But Lani, we're not talking about your mom stick to the topic at hand.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-10 15:20:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Puffy_Fluff (user info) at 2006-05-10 15:04:42 (#)
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ADJUSTED WITH MAGICAL INTERNET FILTERS
However, I am not a liar - my stats are as follows:
5'8"
225lbs
38DD
long brown hair
green eyes
pizza-esque skin
monstrous twat
shaven, cottage cheese legs/pits
fake finger nails
painted toe nails (same color as fingernails) <-----because that's important
pierced belly button & ears
shoe size: 9
Only wear granny panties
owns several sexy lingerie pieces (including thigh highs & fuck-me pumps)
Submitted by Puffy_Fluff (user info) at 2006-05-10 15:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nah that's ok. thanks for the offer though. See I get it good on a regular basis. Ya' know the whole why go for milk when you've got the cow at home thing.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-10 15:10:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-10 15:08:55 (#)
Ranking: 1
Should'a worn a NASCAR hat in this shot.
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I assure you that while I am unshaven that I am no hillbilly.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-10 15:08:55 EDT (#)
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Should'a worn a NASCAR hat in this shot.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-10 15:07:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Puffy_Fluff (user info) at 2006-05-10 15:04:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
hmmm..interesting...unless I camwhore I can truly say anything I like here can't I?
However, I am not a liar - my stats are as follows:
5'8"
125lbs
34B
long brown hair
green eyes
clear skin
trimmed twat
shaven legs/pits
long painted finger nails
painted toe nails (same color as fingernails)
pierced belly button & ears
shoe size: 7
Only wear thong
owns several sexy lingerie pieces (including thigh highs & fuck-me pumps)
=)
Do you want to fuck? Send me a pic to iachini007.at.hotmail.com
Submitted by Puffy_Fluff (user info) at 2006-05-10 15:04:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hmmm..interesting...unless I camwhore I can truly say anything I like here can't I?
However, I am not a liar - my stats are as follows:
5'8"
125lbs
34B
long brown hair
green eyes
clear skin
trimmed twat
shaven legs/pits
long painted finger nails
painted toe nails (same color as fingernails)
pierced belly button & ears
shoe size: 7
Only wear thong
owns several sexy lingerie pieces (including thigh highs & fuck-me pumps)
=)
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-10 15:01:33 EDT (#)
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Are you fat, mishapen, or are you sightly and pleasing to the eyes?
Submitted by Puffy_Fluff (user info) at 2006-05-10 15:00:23 EDT (#)
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I is
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-10 14:59:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Puffy_Fluff (user info) at 2006-05-10 14:56:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you.
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Are you female?
Submitted by Puffy_Fluff (user info) at 2006-05-10 14:56:56 EDT (#)
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Fuck you.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-10 14:49:00 EDT (#)
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WHOO HOO MOTHER FUCKERS! I JUST GOT A RAISE!
Submitted by Puffy_Fluff (user info) at 2006-05-10 14:38:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
can't hate on a man with hair like that
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-10 14:31:47 EDT (#)
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A lantern battery is the big one about the size of yankee candle.
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Your welcome jeanee.
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Hate, where's the fucking hate? While I appreciate all the compliments....ah fuck it, keep them coming. I'm flattered.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-10 14:20:53 EDT (#)
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AAAHAHAHAHAHA "slaughter fucked in the ass chute" is the funniest thing I've heard all day. Thank you
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-10 14:18:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-10 14:00:07 (#)
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I still drink, just keep it under control. One DUI, just went to jail for it twice. I'm not a violent drunk, just a violent person sometimes but only ever had one drunk episode where I was violent. Are you sicoanalyzing me or something? Do you shave your twat all the way to the crack? Do you like to get slaughter fucked in the ass chute? Will you stick a lantern battery in your cunty crevice and take a picture for me?
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How did you go to jail twice for one dui... get out on bail then get convicted and had to do time served?
I'm not sicoanalyzing you... I'm mmm figuring out why you weird me out a bit. It's the violence I think... I'm not sure though.
What I can't ask a few questions? Your of course always free not to answer.
I shave, I don't like ass fucking and what the hell is a lantern battery?... No pictures sorry.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-10 14:15:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-10 12:50:41 (#)
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You got real purty eyes.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-10 14:00:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-10 13:51:42 (#)
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So do you not drink any more... or do you just try to control how you act while drunk? You got two dui's from one incident? How did that happen?
Are you a violent drunk?
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I still drink, just keep it under control. One DUI, just went to jail for it twice. I'm not a violent drunk, just a violent person sometimes but only ever had one drunk episode where I was violent. Are you sicoanalyzing me or something? Do you shave your twat all the way to the crack? Do you like to get slaughter fucked in the ass chute? Will you stick a lantern battery in your cunty crevice and take a picture for me?
Submitted by Puffy_Fluff (user info) at 2006-05-10 13:56:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
diggin' the hair - I would love to see the mohawk as well....something about a man with a mohawk....yummy....
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-10 13:51:42 EDT (#)
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So do you not drink any more... or do you just try to control how you act while drunk? You got two dui's from one incident? How did that happen?
Are you a violent drunk?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-10 13:42:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-05-10 13:37:59 (#)
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you look mean and I have nicer eyes.
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I just researched and I can't tell from your camwhore...to fuzzy. That does not negate the fact that I want to wad off in your vagina. Can we make fuck or babies at least?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-10 13:40:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-05-10 13:37:59 (#)
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you look mean and I have nicer eyes.
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Prove it...and how does one go about looking mean???
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Upon close up examination, there are no whites on my chin, perhaps an albino hair...no it was just the flash I think.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-05-10 13:37:59 EDT (#)
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you look mean and I have nicer eyes.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-10 13:32:44 EDT (#)
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Is it just me or does it appear that I have whites on my chinny chin chin? Fuck, I'm going to have to investigate this when I get out of the shitter.
*jeopardy music*
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-10 13:31:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-10 13:26:28 (#)
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You can't have pretty eyes and get insults too. I'm sure I could insult you, cause you look kind of creepy to me so I'm sure I could ... but I just don't feel like it.
What were you in jail for... if you don't mind me asking?
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Got a DUI-- 2 times for the same DUI
Drunk in Public-- ?? times
Assault and Battery-- 1 time, some dude hit me so I fucking mauled him
Another thing I can't really talk about-- 1 Time
At least I learned to control alcohol...the hard way albeit.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-10 13:26:28 EDT (#)
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You can't have pretty eyes and get insults too. I'm sure I could insult you, cause you look kind of creepy to me so I'm sure I could ... but I just don't feel like it.
What were you in jail for... if you don't mind me asking?
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-10 13:23:50 EDT (#)
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Handlebar moustaches are the shit.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-10 13:20:08 EDT (#)
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Yes, it's true, I've been to prison, no gay clubs however, sorry. I will do my mohawk up for my next camwhore, whenever that is. Thanks for the eyes compliment. I was looking forward to some wicked shitty comments though...I'm not feeling the hate here people.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-05-10 13:05:30 EDT (#)
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So you're going for a combination of "I've been to prison" and "I've been to a gay club". Good for you.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-05-10 12:55:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-10 12:23:31 (#)
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Another normal-looking Uberer!!! Wow, we might reach the dozen next year!!!
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-10 12:54:11 EDT (#)
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so you have a foehawk? I wish you had a long one so that I could really see it done up. *begs*
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-10 12:50:41 EDT (#)
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You got real purty eyes.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-05-10 12:43:11 EDT (#)
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shave the moustache.
keep the rest.
forget surfing at Myrtle Beach.
lots of hookers there.
have fun.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-10 12:40:52 EDT (#)
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Not bad at all!
It takes a lot of balls to get away with a handlebar mustache - I respect that.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-10 12:33:23 EDT (#)
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are you shlongy's kid?
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2006-05-10 12:32:27 EDT (#)
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Shlongy Jr?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-10 12:27:17 EDT (#)
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I'll be back later, the reviews on this should be fun.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-10 12:26:53 EDT (#)
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Lei, that's it, I remember now, I was going for the Molester look. Thanks for reminding me.
Caul, I've just lost my virginity this year.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-10 12:23:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-05-10 12:21:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 camwhore in a cupboard
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Hahaha, it's actually the maintenance shop, but from now on I'll refer to it as the cupboard.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-05-10 12:23:40 EDT (#)
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If you're trying to surf Myrtle, you have more problems than finding a strip club. Hamilton (about 40 minutes north of Myrtle) has a more aggressive coastline and therefore better breakers, although still not great.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-10 12:23:31 EDT (#)
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Another normal-looking Uberer!!! Wow, we might reach the dozen next year!!!
You manage to look good even though this is an up close shot. You must be highly fuckable in person! WHAT?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-10 12:23:28 EDT (#)
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wax that shit, otherwise it just looks like a molester-stache
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-05-10 12:21:57 EDT (#)
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+2 camwhore in a cupboard