don't cry plz lmao (529 hits)
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Submitted by JTC (View user info) at 2006-05-10 19:39:48 EDT
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10704044/
BAND MANAGER GETS
4 YEARS
IN FATAL CLUB FIRE
lol FOUR YEARS BITCH haha buttrape? Just kidding he was a music manager, he is going to start a prison band called "Grape" or something equally ridiculous, and they are gonna be the best thing to happen to that prison since dice. But what about all those POOR DISTRAUGHT FAMILIES? Dammit Daniel, why did you have to light those peeps on fire!? Unfortunately (for him!...and the people that died I guess), Mr. Biechele was NOT a fireman. Well what'd you expect? That everyone would come out of a MOTHERFUCKING GREAT WHITE CONERT...ALIVE? HAHAHA. MOTHERFUCKING GREAT WHITE!
He pleaded guilty to 100 counts of involuntary manslaughter for lighting a pyrotechnics display that lit foam insulation in the nightclub which resulted in a crush at the front door which killed some menz. I, on the other hand, pleaded guilty to twenty-seven counts of badassosity when I accidentally dropped a penny off of a tall building that went through the open-top cab of a truck carrying nitroglycerin in bathtubs which wrecked into a daycare full of children which resulted in twenty-five dead children, one dead caretaker, and one dead child molester. The judge said, "Yeah, it happens, I've killed a few people in my day by setting off chain reactions which wouldn't have happened if adequate safety measures had been in place" and let me off with twenty hours of shooting up drug deals. I finished in ten.
newai, family members seem to think this poor bastard is mostly at fault, so now they might bitch less but the owners still have to be sentenced to death for installing the flammable foam, that is the ONLY way justice can be served. (I take that back, it can also be served by high-priced hookers if you use the right flavoring.) lol just kidding, too many people are crying and bitching to this guy about how he is an asshole and GREAT WHITE sucks huge ballz. Or something about Rhode Island blowing. "LAFF OUT LOUD" i said to the page, cause there are like a billion people who know people who die and they are just like "cry cry cry. sob. sniff. cry." for a while, and then they are like "lol shit happens, *drink drink drink* back to life." But I guess if your family members/friends/hookers/vikings are killed in a nightclub fire, you get a "bitch for life" license. I would like a bitch for life license, but my family does not frequent nightclubs.
P.S. I am a fatal club fire.
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Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-05-11 02:50:03 EDT (#)
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Jesus, four year in fatal club fire. Prison would have surfficed.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-10 23:25:13 EDT (#)
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You make the world dumber by breathing.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-05-10 21:43:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-05-10 21:35:49 EDT (#)
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liek omg lol rofl lmao afk brb !1one
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-10 21:08:52 EDT (#)
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Meh
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-05-10 20:58:01 EDT (#)
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P.S. I am a fatal club fire.
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That saved you from the evil -2.
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-10 20:37:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-10 20:01:09 (#)
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I'm sorry man but this shit, is almost as bad as georgemicheal's
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Bullshit - my stuff is carefully orchestrated shit. this was just rambling incoherent shit with no real point.
actually it is like my stories then.
+2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-10 20:10:19 EDT (#)
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I'd be interested in dropping 1000 pennies from the top of the Empire State Building directly on top of your skull.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-10 20:01:09 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry man but this shit, is almost as bad as georgemicheal's
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-10 19:54:17 EDT (#)
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the second paragraph was hilarious
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-05-10 19:52:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-05-10 19:51:58 EDT (#)
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I won't cry, but won't read this either
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-05-10 19:44:17 EDT (#)
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Gawd.