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15 year old British whore(SPT) (2864 hits)

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Submitted by Doo( Über's sex news anchor)dles (View user info) at 2006-05-11 00:00:47 EDT


http://www.thisislancashire.co.uk/news/localnews/display.var.755183.0.indecent_photos_of_girl_under_16.php

A MAN has been put on the sex offenders register for life after taking indecent pictures of a Blackburn schoolgirl.

James Constantine Henry, 24, of Old Trafford, Manchester, was also given 100 hours community work and a 12 months supervision order after admitting taking photographs and videos on his mobile phone.


Damn you fucking pedophiles. Damn you.


He was found not guilty of five of the original seven offences he was charged with abducting a child, three counts of sexual activity with a child, and possession of indecent photographs of a child for show.

He admitted two offences of taking an indecent photograph of a teenage girl.

But he claimed that he had never been aware of the girl's age and believed she was over 16.


What? How would you not know her age? I mean, it's not like she lied to you so you would take pictures of her because she wanted to be a porn star or anything retarded like that now is it?


Caroline Gee, prosecuting, said the teenager had told police in an interview that she had had unprotected sex with Henry but had not been forced into it.


Whatchu talkin' 'bout Willus(sp)? </Family Matters>


She said she had done the videos knowingly and through her own free will as she wanted to be a porn star.


Well, aren't we the ambitious little slut? Honestly what type of bitch WANTS to be a porn star? I bet you're going to specialize in some fucked up kinky shit,. Oh, say... scat? It would be fitting though as you seem to be a perfect little piece of shit, I hope horses anally rape you.


"She said she had sex with him because she loved him and she wanted to."


Because you love him and you wanted to? Jesus fucking Christ bitch, 'I want to' well isn't THAT the best excuse ever? Sniveling little whore, I hope you get herpes, syphilis, AIDS AND crabs, preferably in the order. God damn, and what makes it worse is she IS British, and I've yet to see a good looking natural British woman. Fucking ugly the whole lot of you, present company excluded of course (not really but I don't want your '-2 I'm not ugly asswipe' comments).

Mr. Henry admitting to having still photographs and videos of the girl performing sex acts.

Miss Gee said: "She said she had done the videos knowingly and through her own free will as she wanted to be a porn star."


Now I think if she was the one who was begging for sex, then he shouldn't be tried for anything. I mean god knows I'm going to assume anyone who starts humping me like no tomorrow (Circe, licious, indoninja, skeletor, cookie, peon, etc. etc. feel free, caul spencer, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to say no, but I can hook you up with a pimp dildo tree?) is going to be of legal age.


Bernadette Baxter, defending, told Preston Crown Court that Henry, who had previously done voluntary work in the community, had been naive and immature and was a man of good character and a "valuable member of society".

She said: "He honestly believed at all times she was 17. It is clear that this was a relationship in which the defendant behaved decently towards the girl and was the beginnings of a relationship he had hoped would continue."


Jesus it sounds more like the prosecutor is defending and the defender prosecuting. Lawyers sure are fucked up.


In sentencing Henry, Judge Jonathan Foster said: "You were described as naive and with that description I entirely agree."


PWND! That is all.


Judge Foster added that after seeing photographs of the girl himself he believed she did look older than her years.


Uh-huh, so why was the judge looking? Hmm? I bet he's a pedophile too, and was disheartened by her apparent age and ugliness.

So Uber the lesson for today, not that it will really affect any of us pathetic losers with no life who spend all day on Uber, is to always make the whore give you her ID before you fuck her., and then steal the bitches purse.


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User Reviews


Submitted by Steve1989 (user info) at 2006-05-29 12:28:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Your a complete fucking sicko, clean out your penis you NOB HEAD. GET A BLOODY LIFE,

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-12 17:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-05-12 16:55:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-11 19:43:31 (#)
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-05-11 17:23:51 (#)
Ranking: -2

"What? How would you not know her age?"

You didn't mean that seriously did you?
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You are fucking kidding right? I'm going to have to know for sure how old someone is before I fuck them. I mean christ man, would you honestly get in a relationship with someone you've never met before, JUST on their honor that they aren't children, or rapists or shit like that? All I'm saying is know the bitch your sleeping with BEFORE you sleep with them. Honestly it can't be that hard can it?

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You've missed my point, sweet thighs, I meant it how easy it was to be deceived. See Trainspotting for what I mean

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-11 19:52:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-05-11 08:32:06 (#)
Ranking: -1

where is the picture????
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...Well Apollo as your huge headed self might very well know, a picture of a 15 or 14 year old British girl, would most likely be frowned upon by certian authority figures (bartbart, the U.S. and U.K. governments) so using the knowledge I have gained throughout my life, I choose not to post one. But if you really want to see an ugly woman, I suppose I could find you a link? Fuck spellcheck.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-11 19:45:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:26:12 (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm afraid I can't have sex with you, Doodles, for you see... I'm british. And as you said, british women aren't attractive
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And I quote myself from the post:

Fucking ugly the whole lot of you, present company excluded of course

Just ignore the bit after that and bend over cookie.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-11 19:43:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-05-11 17:23:51 (#)
Ranking: -2

"What? How would you not know her age?"

You didn't mean that seriously did you?
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You are fucking kidding right? I'm going to have to know for sure how old someone is before I fuck them. I mean christ man, would you honestly get in a relationship with someone you've never met before, JUST on their honor that they aren't children, or rapists or shit like that? All I'm saying is know the bitch your sleeping with BEFORE you sleep with them. Honestly it can't be that hard can it?

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-05-11 17:23:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"What? How would you not know her age?"

You didn't mean that seriously did you?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-11 17:13:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

bad news for Eric D. Rice

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:26:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm afraid I can't have sex with you, Doodles, for you see... I'm british. And as you said, british women aren't attractive.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-05-11 08:45:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you fucking Europeans...sheesh.

You should come to the United States. We don't have any pedophiles.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-05-11 08:32:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

where is the picture????

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-11 07:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-05-11 06:58:36 (#)
Ranking: 0

"Because you love him and you wanted to? Jesus fucking Christ bitch, 'I want to' well isn't THAT the best excuse ever?"

Uh, well...isn't it? Sure beats "because he paid me" and "I thought he was famous."
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No really think about it, I see it as selfish, I mean if I was underaged, and I loved someone who is more then 10 years older then me, I wouldn't date them. Ut's just a crush man how does a 14 or 15 yearold know what 'love' is? It's pretty fucking immature to runaway from home, meet somebody, claim our over the legal consenting age, and then in a fight tell him your not and that you ran away from home. She also said that she WANTED TO BE A MOTHERFUCKING PORN STAR. I picture her saying that in a pouting voice, becasue she's an immature little brat who needs to have some fucking sense beaten into her.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-11 07:22:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-11 07:11:50 (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm disappointed.

This was all well and good, but... where were the pictures!?!?!?

You got me all excited for nudie shots of a 15 year old girl and you didn't deliever.

Shame on you!
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I said Briish. You SHOULD be thanking me, ugly women with nasty teeth, and warts, lots and lots of warts.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-11 07:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-05-11 00:27:57 (#)
Ranking: 1

Whatchu talkin' 'bout Willus(sp)? </Family Matters>

no. Diff'rent Strokes
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Oh fuck, it was wasn't it? God damn and I was always watching that show. But Family Matters kicked ass too.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-11 07:11:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm disappointed.

This was all well and good, but... where were the pictures!?!?!?

You got me all excited for nudie shots of a 15 year old girl and you didn't deliever.

Shame on you!

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-05-11 06:58:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"Because you love him and you wanted to? Jesus fucking Christ bitch, 'I want to' well isn't THAT the best excuse ever?"

Uh, well...isn't it? Sure beats "because he paid me" and "I thought he was famous."

Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-05-11 06:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Shitty post.

But this poor cunt been put on the sex offenders registry for taking nude pics of a CONSENTING girl he believed was of age? That is fucking HORSESHIT.

Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-05-11 03:05:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

So, did he think she was 16 or 17?

Submitted by soccer (user info) at 2006-05-11 02:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

this was horrible

Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-11 00:46:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

DOODLES what is your fucking point with these shits? you little sex starved pervert





you have done better DOODLES





Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-05-11 00:27:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Whatchu talkin' 'bout Willus(sp)? </Family Matters>

no. Diff'rent Strokes

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-11 00:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-10 23:57:01 (#)
Ranking: 2

Psst Cyst, 6 minutes until the first SPT post of the day, pass it on.


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HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA

I didn't get it at first, then I realized. Awesome.

ps

Go and counter those -2's georgoefaggael fagged on my posts.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-11 00:17:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Caul I'm here by appointing you to exterminate all of the U.S. so that you're obviously superior Canadian people can have more room to roam and not freeze your balls off.

































































I'm also appointing TL, to help you manage things. After all three legs are better then two.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-11 00:12:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-11 00:03:53 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-11 00:01:36 (#)
Ranking: 0

Well shit, Uber runs on Central time does it? Fucking, fuckety fuck fuck.
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Eastern Time
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2006-05-11 00:00:47

... Christ Caul is right Americans are retarded. <weeps sad fat retarded American emo tears>

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-11 00:04:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I call shots - like a boss
Stack knots - like a boss
Cop drops - like a boss
On top - like a boss
Paid Tha Cost - like Tha Boss
When I floss - like a boss
Big house - like a boss
Rep the North - like a boss
Who the boss nigga? Who the motherfucking boss?
Who the boss nigga? Who the motherfucking boss?
Who the boss nigga? Who the motherfucking boss?
Who the boss nigga? You see the motherfucking boss!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-11 00:03:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-11 00:01:36 (#)
Ranking: 0

Well shit, Uber runs on Central time does it? Fucking, fuckety fuck fuck.
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Eastern Time

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-11 00:01:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well shit, Uber runs on Central time does it? Fucking, fuckety fuck fuck.


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