SPT: I Fisted a Donkey This Weekend and All I Got was Ass Candy (SFW) (1519 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.46 on 71 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (View user info) at 2006-05-11 10:13:16 EDT
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-02-01 18:57:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-05-11 10:27:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
New Chunk Shape!!!
Submitted by webcorona (user info) at 2007-01-09 11:28:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-01-09 10:58:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-21 10:36:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe that HACK got to 10k before me. Damn him. Damn him!
Appropriate link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNc9G2sEDCY
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-20 18:17:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Daddy-O- I'm honored to be your 10K review. <3
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-10-20 18:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, Danger. Only the FISTING and the ASS CANDY part was autobiographical. The rest is just plain DIRTY.
Incidentally, I just found a piece of Mexican ass candy in my purse from that day. It was a red lollipop covered in what was supposed to be chili powder, which tasted more like a sour ass covered in ass powder. Who would have thought..
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-10-20 18:03:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know, back in my day, nice girls didn't know the word 'fisted', certainly NEVER referred to 'ass candy', and would, NOT. EVER. imply the filth that you're implying with that last photo. I am saddened by your generation.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-10-20 17:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Nut Break.
Funny.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-20 17:29:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fag below.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-20 17:29:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THAT should have been review 10K.
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-20 17:28:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All credit to Paul Blakeford for this piece of shit:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81667#1761700
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-20 17:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You still haven't sent out the thanks you cards for this. And to think I went and bought you two that beautiful omelette pan.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89870
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-20 17:25:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Appropriate use of the word Honalee:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85857#1904532
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-20 17:24:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Inappropriate use of the word Honalee:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80261#1721742
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-20 17:21:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What I believe to be the first time you reviewed a post of mine:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81465#1757410
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-20 17:18:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The hottest review ever:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83335#2146458
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-20 17:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How 'bout a Tour de Lishy?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-20 17:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So let's see, how can I eat up some reviews and achieve my goal.
BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING MY 10,000TH REVIEW, DAMNIT.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-20 17:16:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Given your Italian heritage, I felt that this would appeal to you.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-20 17:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I mean, I like ass candy. And I like the verb fistare, which means "to fist" in Italian.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-20 17:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's no real reason why this point over the rest of yours, though I did feel it'd be a little self-serving to use one with my name in it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-20 17:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So basically I'm just going to camp here until I get to 10K.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-20 17:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But I know I AM close. Like within 15 reviews.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-20 17:14:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm somewhere approaching 10,000 reviews and I don't know exactly how many I have courtesy of the site's random updating.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-10-20 17:14:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, it's about that time...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-10 14:19:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hulkamanias running wild
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2006-07-31 09:18:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ah yes, haven't we all loved a mexican once?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-07-27 11:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-06-09 00:32:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
did i ever rank this?
i don't know and i'm not going to check.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-18 17:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-18 16:28:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Run away like you two did?
You fucking love me, both of you. Though I'm beginning to think your shared affinity for giving me agita is overshadowing that..
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You love the agita. *distant sound of splooshing* ;)
I love you Lish. You are the best Hulkamaniac in the world.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-18 16:28:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Run away like you two did?
You fucking love me, both of you. Though I'm beginning to think your shared affinity for giving me agita is overshadowing that..
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-18 15:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RUN FAR FAR AWAY
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-16 11:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Run LSD - RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-16 10:53:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-05-16 08:20:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
well you're a bitch to me, but I'll give it anyways, because I'm pretty sure you're not fat. Which is always good.
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Aww..thanks. I'm really a very nice person- when I'm not being an uppity bitch. We'll be friends in no time, I'm sure.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-05-16 08:20:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well you're a bitch to me, but I'll give it anyways, because I'm pretty sure you're not fat. Which is always good.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-15 18:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmm..only one way to get revenge, then. Hit her with a stick and see if candy comes out. If it doesn't, threaten to hit her again until she gets you candy. The GOOD kind.
Easily tricked, eh?
I have BIG PLANS for you, then...
*tents fingers, laughs maniacally*
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2006-05-15 18:36:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*gloom*
when i was widdle i used to be afraid of hitting EL PINI YATAS because my older sister told me they were alive and just asleep and everyone else is pretending to hit them or whatever
i cant remember
too stoned
she tricked me into doing (and not doing) so much fugging shit though
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-14 20:11:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So, this means I'm not getting any right?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-05-11 15:02:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
?Ropas Sucias??
Most of the spanish I know comes from yellow signs.
MOst of the spanish I know comes from illegal aliens.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:08:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And blaspheming
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It was cussing too.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-11 15:54:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-11 15:20:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj0bGWnXzU4
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What..just because it's not humans means there's no reason to label it NSFW?
You'll have to try harder to shock me, dear. Like I've never seen a dog hump or puke before. I call that lunch. The least that could have happened was that the dog cleaned up his own pile.
Submitted by Milkman (user info) at 2006-05-11 15:38:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Mi escroto es en fuego.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-11 15:20:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj0bGWnXzU4
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-05-11 15:02:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
?Ropas Sucias??
Most of the spanish I know comes from yellow signs.
Submitted by JapanFour (user info) at 2006-05-11 13:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fantastic!
Submitted by Puffy_Fluff (user info) at 2006-05-11 12:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-11 10:16:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
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El Guapo (?) had a plethora of pinatas...hee hee...love that movie
This was funny - thanks
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
happy spt.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:25:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yipppee! Licious and I are to be wed. IN YOUR FACE ORGASMO.
And of course I will be nice to Cookie. She is lovely too.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:16:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:12:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
That's why I stay far away from beaches, red. That, and my skin seems to be made of magnesium...
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So you are often found with a foaming white substance on your skin, moments before a huge explosion? Interesting.
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Put simply? Yes.
It's been a rough morning, Red... look forward to a frenetic chat this afternoon.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-05-11 10:59:54 (#)
Ranking: 1
?Donde esta mi juevos?
did you get my package? ;)
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Not yet..can't wait, though!
Red- I never had to propose to you because I accepted yours the first time you ever commented to me. It's amazing what a little Pixies talk will get a girl 'round these parts.
Be good to Cookie, too..I want to borrow her Phuzzy sometime and I don't need any customer service complaints.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:14:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Approprite that you used the image from Fistfuck Blues.
"I want my wrist to smell like your insides, honey..."
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This made me cringe a little.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:16:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:12:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
That's why I stay far away from beaches, red. That, and my skin seems to be made of magnesium...
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So you are often found with a foaming white substance on your skin, moments before a huge explosion? Interesting.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:14:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Approprite that you used the image from Fistfuck Blues.
"I want my wrist to smell like your insides, honey..."
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:12:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's why I stay far away from beaches, red. That, and my skin seems to be made of magnesium...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:10:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh no, not Cholo!!!
*weeps*
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-05-11 11:02:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You get a +2 for Ass Candy alone
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-05-11 10:59:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
?Donde esta mi juevos?
did you get my package? ;)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-11 10:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Licious has a harem. I am the official 'cabana boy' which means we can run off and drink bacardi on foreign beaches. Later she will complain about getting sand in her bits. Me too probably. Sounds like a recipe for soreness.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-11 10:51:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-11 10:24:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
I never get marriage proposals from Licious. *gloom*
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No, but you got one from me yesterday. In fact, you may have gotten two. I can't remember.
Granted, I propose to people all the time...
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-11 10:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEAVIS! Donde esta tu hallpass?
LAKE TITICACA!!!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-11 10:45:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Silly goose.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-11 10:39:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Donde esta mi pantalones?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-11 10:35:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
haha.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-11 10:31:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Needs more rape.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-05-11 10:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
New Chunk Shape!!!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-11 10:24:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I never get marriage proposals from Licious. *gloom*
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-11 10:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-11 10:17:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
ZZZzzzzz....
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Marry me.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-11 10:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ZZZzzzzz....
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-11 10:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-11 10:15:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Really really Shit.
Dirty Sanchez