The Butterfly Effect of a One Night Stand (2573 hits)
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Submitted by retrospect (View user info) at 2006-05-11 14:00:27 EDT
All you smart little readers out there are familiar with the butterfly effect, right? Basically it means that something as small as a butterfly flapping its wings could cause a huge earthquake hundreds of miles away. Trust me, I SAW the movie. Ashton is the hotness!
Anyways, have you ever skipped a stone in the water? You know how every time the stone touches the surface, it makes ripples in the water? And those ripples, are evidence that the stone was there, and those ripples could spread out and kill a baby some where? You knew that right?
Well, see yourself as that stone. Every time you go somewhere, or do something, you create ripples that show that you were there. And those same ripples, could come back and cause you some trouble.
This is a story about how things you do almost always will come back and bite you in the ass, or at least drown a baby. It is also about how I am always right. Right? Obviously.
At a Christmas party last year, I got absolutely inebriated, and took home some girl that worked for the restaurant that the party was for. We had drunken whoopee and that was the last time I ever saw her. It was my first (seriously) one night stand and I thought it was pretty cool.
Anyways, I'm single and as much as I'd like to go looking for pretty little babies all the time, I would love to be in love.
There is this beautiful black girl at the restaurant I work at. We've been flirting and I'm in, no doubt about it, but I have reservations about it. One, being that as sexually attracted to her as I am, I don't see her as relationship material. And two, all the girls at work hate her. If I hook up with her, and everybody finds out, I will be tarnished in the eyes of all the girls there and I would never be able to hook up with the other waitresses there.
I told that rationale to some of my buddies and they completely agree with you. I am a pussy.
Anyways, Saturday night, I met a sweet young lady that happens to work where my one night stand works. I didn't mention that as we talked, but you can bet that I was obsessing about it in my head, all the while being witty and charming (as usual) to Amanda.
She leaves and I cry myself to sleep, again, that night. The next day, she comes in and we get to talking. We talk mostly about my huge biceps, but some about her and other boring stuff.
She cute, obviously so am I ( http://www.ubersite.com/m/85358 ) , and I'm interested. All of a sudden, she remembers meeting me somewhere before!!
Turns out, she had just remembered the Christmas party I was at, FIVE FUCKING MONTHS AGO!
"Why did you hook up with Beth? I hate her."
My reply is pointless. She has made up her mind. I am tainted in her eyes, the ripple I caused by sleeping with Beth just came back and drowned my baby.
At least I was right about hook ups tainting you with future prospects. I need love.
User Reviews
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-05-12 13:15:15 EDT (#)
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I enjoyed the paparazzi comment
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:57:57 EDT (#)
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yay!!!!
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:56:11 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:52:36 EDT (#)
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Ok, you killed the joke already. We get it, I steal all of my material from "8 mile", apparently.
Congratulations, Corky. Go get your helmet and leash and we'll go for a walk
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:50:38 EDT (#)
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ya know, like B Rabbit? get it? GET IT?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:49:32 EDT (#)
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ITS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG, BEEEEEOTCH
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:48:43 EDT (#)
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I love you this much!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:47:03 EDT (#)
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And I will never ever say that I'm white trash, mainly because I don't live in bumblefuck, USA, like most of the inbred bottom feeders here do, and I have my own apartment that doesn't come complete with a set of wheels
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:46:06 EDT (#)
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yeah, ummm, I would, but I don't know what a "trailor" is
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:42:40 EDT (#)
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quick method, say how you are white and live in a trailor before she does! oh wait...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:41:22 EDT (#)
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"Method on the other hand"
Oh, we want to play THAT game, eh Katherine?
You do realize....
THIS
MEANS
WAR
Brace yourselves, people, this is gonna get ugly, and not just because TL is involved = )
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:25:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:17:25 (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:15:03 (#)
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In Tobes defense, he's a stud.
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This is where I thump my chest proudly.
Hey Kates. How are you?
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Don't hurt yourself with those bulging biceps.
I'm well big daddy.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:19:43 EDT (#)
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I love you all. What I say and what I feel are two different things. ACCEPT ME!!
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:19:10 EDT (#)
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Thats good. Thats one of the best Momma jokes I have ever heard.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:17:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:16:12 (#)
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My wife? I'm single, but OK.......
Your Mom is soooooo fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
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HA. Your mammas pussy is soooo nasty, when i was eatin it, Joe Rogan was like "10 MORE SECONDS!!"
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:17:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:15:03 (#)
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In Tobes defense, he's a stud.
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This is where I thump my chest proudly.
Hey Kates. How are you?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:16:19 EDT (#)
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I AM TOO A REAL BOY BERTY!
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:16:12 EDT (#)
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My wife? I'm single, but OK.......
Your Mom is soooooo fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:15:03 EDT (#)
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"i read in one of your posts that you used to be fat"
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In Tobes defense, he's a stud. Not fat. Maybe he was at some point, but I don't think so.
Method on the other hand.
Hi Tobes!!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:12:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:06:05 (#)
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I posted the monkey story because...... let's be honest, have you ever seen anyone fight a monkey? Lose badly then watch his wife try to stab the monkey?
I mean, I have seen people trying to hook up and have it backfire. nothing new so it should be funny or something and this wasn't.
And just for the record, I am 6'1 190. My name is siskelandfatboy, not because I am fat.
Let's break it down for the slow.
Gene Siskel (movie reviewer)
Roger Ebert (FAT movie reviewer)
Hence the name siskelandfatboy.
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i read in one of your posts that you used to be fat. i'm proud of you that you are not anymore, but i figured it would touch a nerve. but, i'll say the same thing your wife said to me, thanks for the input.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:08:21 EDT (#)
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hahah ok +2 for making me laugh, oompa loompa
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-12 09:50:36 (#)
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the three people that hated on this post, are all fat. i am lean. you do the math.
i'm talking to pretty fat - siskelandfatboy
weight watchers number one client - method
and fat/useless/and unfunny - badassmofo
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:06:13 EDT (#)
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Fer fooks sake boy. You don't have real feelings. You're just pretend. That's why when you hook up with these birds you feel nothing except that sort of nothingness.
Just keep repeating your empty sexual encounters to keep you detatched from any anxiety and thus you'll be able to continue your life without anyone realising you're not a real boy.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:06:05 EDT (#)
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I posted the monkey story because...... let's be honest, have you ever seen anyone fight a monkey? Lose badly then watch his wife try to stab the monkey?
I mean, I have seen people trying to hook up and have it backfire. nothing new so it should be funny or something and this wasn't.
And just for the record, I am 6'1 190. My name is siskelandfatboy, not because I am fat.
Let's break it down for the slow.
Gene Siskel (movie reviewer)
Roger Ebert (FAT movie reviewer)
Hence the name siskelandfatboy.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:01:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-12 09:50:36 (#)
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the three people that hated on this post, are all fat. i am lean. you do the math.
i'm talking to pretty fat - siskelandfatboy
weight watchers number one client - method
and fat/useless/and unfunny - badassmofo
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PWN3D
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-12 09:50:36 EDT (#)
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the three people that hated on this post, are all fat. i am lean. you do the math.
i'm talking to pretty fat - siskelandfatboy
weight watchers number one client - method
and fat/useless/and unfunny - badassmofo
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-12 09:33:47 EDT (#)
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i love you too method
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-12 09:32:37 EDT (#)
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"I cant help but feel like you would give a negative rating to me no matter what i post."
Yup, that about sums it up, sweetcheeks
kisses!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-12 09:24:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2006-05-12 09:02:33 (#)
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You felt we/I needed to know this because......why?
It wasn't funny at all, it was more of a point story. So, what's the point?
You had two chics in one-half a year?
Congrats, I guess.
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for the same reason you felt we needed to know this, http://www.ubersite.com/m/78150 , fatboy.
or maybe i was reasoning like you when you typed this, http://www.ubersite.com/m/60280 .
why does anybody post on uber? i cant help but feel like you would give a negative rating to me no matter what i post. you've had a hard on for me ever since i called you fat, fatboy. are you that sensative?
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2006-05-12 09:02:33 EDT (#)
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You felt we/I needed to know this because......why?
It wasn't funny at all, it was more of a point story. So, what's the point?
You had two chics in one-half a year?
Congrats, I guess.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-12 06:55:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:37:00 (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:28:15 (#)
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ad sweetmeat, yeah, i saw it. dane is awesome but he wasn't that funny in it.
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no, but Ryan Reynolds was. He's the epitome of all a man should be. I want to have his babies.
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Get in line you feisty little trollop.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-05-12 06:31:48 EDT (#)
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Man up, bitch.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-05-11 21:06:03 EDT (#)
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i havent slepped for days so i fell asleep while reading this. i ont know hwhat the story is abot. good one!
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-05-11 17:20:57 EDT (#)
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read it all the way through...
you worry too much about what other people think!!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-11 17:19:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:43:55 (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:37:00 (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:28:15 (#)
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ad sweetmeat, yeah, i saw it. dane is awesome but he wasn't that funny in it.
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no, but Ryan Reynolds was. He's the epitome of all a man should be. I want to have his babies.
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funny you say that. i just watched "just friends" last night. i have a mancrush on him. he's awesome. van wilder was funny too.
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You'd have to be made of stone not to. He is the personification of male perfection.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-11 17:18:43 EDT (#)
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I'm not necessarily a noob... I just suck at writing and use this site for entertainment. It really is tobad that you got all butt hurt. It makes me want to stop... well not really but the tought did cross my mind.
So how do I get to kiss you and make up to you since I twisted your precious little ball in a knott. Hey you were the one who said you liked cbt.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:50:42 EDT (#)
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i love saying that to people that have been around longer then me.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:50:22 EDT (#)
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stfu n00b
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:47:05 EDT (#)
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oh come on retro... don't tell me your getting all butt hurt and annoyed now. Play back... it's more fun that way.
I hate twinkies btw.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:44:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:37:31 (#)
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I love you two too!! hehe, I love you Inion so much I want to keep you on MHM, and I love you, retro so much I want to keep you off of it... ;) *muah**muah*
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go eat a twinkie or something
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:43:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:37:00 (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:28:15 (#)
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ad sweetmeat, yeah, i saw it. dane is awesome but he wasn't that funny in it.
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no, but Ryan Reynolds was. He's the epitome of all a man should be. I want to have his babies.
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funny you say that. i just watched "just friends" last night. i have a mancrush on him. he's awesome. van wilder was funny too.
Submitted by MonkeyingAround (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:37:31 EDT (#)
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I love you two too!! hehe, I love you Inion so much I want to keep you on MHM, and I love you, retro so much I want to keep you off of it... ;) *muah**muah*
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:37:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:28:15 (#)
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ad sweetmeat, yeah, i saw it. dane is awesome but he wasn't that funny in it.
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no, but Ryan Reynolds was. He's the epitome of all a man should be. I want to have his babies.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:17:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:15:41 (#)
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YOU PUT MONKEY ON MY POST!!!
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SORRY. I STILL LOVE YOU.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-11 16:15:41 EDT (#)
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YOU PUT MONKEY ON MY POST!!!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-11 15:49:16 EDT (#)
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wHEN i fart, it causes a typhoon in Okinawa - true story
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 15:41:05 EDT (#)
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but... but.... FINE TAKE IT! I NEVER USE IT ANYWAYS!
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-11 15:39:21 EDT (#)
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Somebody needs to take your ManCard, man.
ManCard Solution #494877 states: "If there's a chick at your place of employment that's got the crazy sex vibe, but everyone hates her, TAP THAT ASS ANYWAY YOU FUCKING PANSY. Just be sure to secretly/openly record it, so if it does get around that you banged her, you can bring the tape into work the next day and show everyone. A) She'll be so humiliated that you'll never see her again and B) everyone at work will think you're the shit because you hatefucked (and MooSED, naturally) the chick at work that everyone hates."
The ManCard Solutions assume you are indeed a man, so it doesn't detail that hatefucking and moosing are a MUST for 99% of your sexual encounters. You should already know that, but since you haven't had your ManCard long (and you won't retain it if you keep this shit up) I thought I'd help you out a bit.
For more ManCard Solutions, please send $59.99 (cashier's check only) to ManCard Corp., care of Mountain, at 119 South Broadway, Denver, CO 80209. You may also call (303) 733-2411 to pay over the phone with Visa or Mastercard.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-05-11 15:38:13 EDT (#)
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hahahahahahahahahaha
(I'm not laughing with you, I'm laughing at you.)
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 15:19:06 EDT (#)
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I'M CAMPING ON MY OWN POST. NO HELP FROM ME OVER THERE. SORRY! EVEN THOUGH NOBODY IS ON HERE WITH ME. DONT LEAVE, STAY. I'LL MAKE SOME COOKIES OR SOMETHING, JUST STAY!N STAY! PLEASE!!!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-11 15:17:14 EDT (#)
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just need like 150 on tl's post and i'm off!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 15:12:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-11 15:10:45 (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/87813#1972602
linkwhore
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RATINGS MEAN SHITE TO ME.
because I LOVE YOU INION!!!!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-11 15:11:12 EDT (#)
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WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME CRY!!!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-11 15:10:45 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/87813#1972602
linkwhore
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:42:42 EDT (#)
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Waking up with a condom in your ass isn't a one night stand.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:38:48 EDT (#)
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yes they are.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:38:10 EDT (#)
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I'm a little confused, the one-night stand, the beatiful black girl and prospective girlfriend are three different people, right?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:32:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:19:51 (#)
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u r awsum. just had to let you know again. YOU GOT MONKEY ON MY POST!!!
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haha. i saw that! funny stuff
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:30:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:28:02 (#)
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"Why'd you hook up with Beth? I hate her."
If you're so "charming," you could've spun this to work FOR you.
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i was being sarcastic with all the charming/witty stuff. who knows, its not over yet. i'll see her again this weekend.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:28:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:19:07 (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:16:28 (#)
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hahaha. you are right though. but the girls at the restaurant are possible girlfriends, not just friends. actually, screw them if they dont like it. i am a little upset about amanda though.
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Well now, that's a horse of a different color. But still who cares what the hell they think.
Just have fun!
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:18:21 (#)
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And that wasn't good enough? Fuck her then.
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good advice the both of you. thanks!
ad sweetmeat, yeah, i saw it. dane is awesome but he wasn't that funny in it.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:28:02 EDT (#)
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"Why'd you hook up with Beth? I hate her."
If you're so "charming," you could've spun this to work FOR you.
+0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:21:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by A_D_Sweetmeat (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:19:34 (#)
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Did you watch the movie Waiting?
Huh, fag?
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Dane Cook is my hero! Funny movie.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:20:49 EDT (#)
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That sucks, but look on the bright side - she could have given you herpes or something.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:19:51 EDT (#)
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u r awsum. just had to let you know again. YOU GOT MONKEY ON MY POST!!!
Submitted by A_D_Sweetmeat (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:19:34 EDT (#)
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Did you watch the movie Waiting?
Huh, fag?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:19:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:16:28 (#)
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hahaha. you are right though. but the girls at the restaurant are possible girlfriends, not just friends. actually, screw them if they dont like it. i am a little upset about amanda though.
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Well now, that's a horse of a different color. But still who cares what the hell they think.
Just have fun!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:18:21 EDT (#)
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And that wasn't good enough? Fuck her then.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:17:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:15:50 (#)
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you are SO smooth.
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hey, fah q, hag
Submitted by desipalen (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:16:50 EDT (#)
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Eh...ok. Managed to keep me entertained.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:16:28 EDT (#)
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hahaha. you are right though. but the girls at the restaurant are possible girlfriends, not just friends. actually, screw them if they dont like it. i am a little upset about amanda though.
cookie, that was my reponse.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:15:50 EDT (#)
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you are SO smooth.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:14:43 EDT (#)
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Signed: The transvestite whore.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:13:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:08:40 (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:06:43 (#)
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Who cares what the girls at work think. If you dig her, go for it.
+1 drunken Whoopee!
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i'm thinking about the future. when her and i dont last, i'll be looking for something else/ and they'll be all "ewww, we dont like you." or something like that.
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Well no one can predict the future. Just roll with it and have some fun. And if chicks are going to say "ewww, we dont like you." or something like that, you need to punch them in the jaw and run the other way. Who needs "friends" like that? If they like you, the like you regardless of who you chose to hook up with.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:13:40 EDT (#)
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three simple words: I was drunk.
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:08:43 EDT (#)
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Bitmaps make the baby Jeebus cry.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:08:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:06:43 (#)
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Who cares what the girls at work think. If you dig her, go for it.
+1 drunken Whoopee!
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i'm thinking about the future. when her and i dont last, i'll be looking for something else/ and they'll be all "ewww, we dont like you." or something like that.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:07:06 EDT (#)
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Yeah that was not so good.
+2 for my fuckup!!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:06:43 EDT (#)
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Who cares what the girls at work think. If you dig her, go for it.
+1 drunken Whoopee!
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:04:12 EDT (#)
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I will track you down and murder you, based on the URI.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:03:52 EDT (#)
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i think this is more karma than anything else
stop trying to 'be' funny and you might actually be funny
BMP's make baby jesus take it up the ass
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-11 14:02:30 EDT (#)
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fucking bmp