Crash Is Gay (10029 hits)
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Submitted by crisko (View user info) at 2003-06-12 09:32:34 EDT
Damn. I want to have some fun. I had to miss work today because skitty and crash have been forcing me to stay up late. Skitty is out with here gay friends so crash and I were gonna play some online games. Well, his computer cant handle them properly..so he decides to set up "charlene"...is first and favorite computer.
It doesnt run either. Its been sitting for two years.
So now, he is laying on my floor like a gimp. Fixing it.
I am bored. That why I am posting this.
I need a beer.
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Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-06-12 20:13:51 EDT (#)
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One, two, fee tines a maydee. Hi, I'm Buh-weet, buy ma wecod. O-tay.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-06-12 20:11:50 EDT (#)
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But Buckwheat wasn't blond...
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-06-12 18:56:33 EDT (#)
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Putting servers together rocks!
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-06-12 18:13:49 EDT (#)
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I have those same fuckin shoes.
Newburgs.
Definatly Newburgs.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-06-12 16:46:29 EDT (#)
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Crash - You kinda look like Goose from Top Gun...
Submitted by Lord_Pav (user info) at 2003-06-12 15:57:52 EDT (#)
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I blame communism
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-06-12 12:37:27 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by crisko (user info) at 2003-06-12 12:37:01 EDT (#)
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Hey Indian, SFTU.
Hahaha. Kidding. You see..this is gay..thats why I posted it, thats what the title says.
Its Gay, I know. But thats why I come to uber...no rules.
When I want to be serious, I am over at http://www.futuremark.com
I post under the same name...if you ever have a PC problem..check it out.
Cheers.
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-06-12 12:14:09 EDT (#)
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why post gay shit like this.. why do it.. is this shit making you happy?
doing shit like this makes no one happy.. do the right thing next time kid. don't post gay shit like this please.
Submitted by Crash3087 (user info) at 2003-06-12 11:51:22 EDT (#)
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It's just a bad pic
I don't have hairy armpits
Submitted by crisko (user info) at 2003-06-12 11:50:55 EDT (#)
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Thnx Hidden We got it. Technology is great.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-06-12 11:20:50 EDT (#)
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yeah, but he's on leave. he will be out of Crash's house when Crash gets back from Guam. he already gave him the deadline....
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-06-12 11:08:55 EDT (#)
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You let that luke fuck sleep over at crash's place? Doesn't he work? No ma'am?
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-06-12 10:58:39 EDT (#)
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He's got to trim those pits. It looks like he's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-06-12 10:54:52 EDT (#)
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i got ahold of him. did he get you what you needed?
Submitted by crisko (user info) at 2003-06-12 10:35:03 EDT (#)
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Thnx Man.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-06-12 10:32:59 EDT (#)
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ok, i'll call the house until he wakes up and answers.
Submitted by Crash3087 (user info) at 2003-06-12 10:24:47 EDT (#)
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Find a way to put that motherfucker to use.
He isn't answering on MSN
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-06-12 10:22:49 EDT (#)
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oh, ok. i can do that. he'll have to wait about an hour and a half, though. is that cool with him? he can always try to see if Luke is awake yet. he's always on MSN. or i can call the house if Crash wants me to wake up Luke and message him on MSN with the key.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-06-12 10:21:09 EDT (#)
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"running stuff over in your SUV that your paying an extra $12,800 a year for"
BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by then, it should have big tires, a lift, and some rock sliders. i will definitely run shit over. and there will be many bar fights, i can garauntee you that.
Submitted by crisko (user info) at 2003-06-12 10:20:15 EDT (#)
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Crash is asking you to get online when you get home. In need of a CD Key to one of his software titles.
Cheers.
Submitted by crisko (user info) at 2003-06-12 10:17:34 EDT (#)
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Yes!!!
Bar Fights, Hot womenz, running stuff over in your SUV that your paying an extra 12,800 a year for...sounds great.
Expect me there around Thanks Giving.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-06-12 10:17:14 EDT (#)
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do i need to go back home to get you something? because i was about to leave.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-06-12 10:16:47 EDT (#)
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i'm at work. email me at my work address.
Submitted by Crash3087 (user info) at 2003-06-12 10:13:55 EDT (#)
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hidden
get on msn and msg me
i need something real quick
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-06-12 10:09:37 EDT (#)
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yeah, come back to SA, Cris. we will fuckin' get wrecked at the bars and cause all sorts of trouble. and Crash- ATTN GHEY MENZ.
Submitted by crisko (user info) at 2003-06-12 10:06:59 EDT (#)
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bleh?
I didnt say I wanted to ride in your carry on. Thats Ghey.
If I show up, it will be in about 3 months. I need to save money, as when / if I get to S.A., it will rain beer and Jack.
Oh yes...to pee in the river walk on more time.
Submitted by Crash3087 (user info) at 2003-06-12 10:01:01 EDT (#)
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Yeah, Charlene is coming home with me.
It's been through mold, sitting around for 2 years, and a typhoon. Surprising the damn thing still works.
And crisko wants to come as well in my carry-on...bleh
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-06-12 09:57:58 EDT (#)
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come home now. i can't stand it anymore. kitty is acting fucking NUTS.
and Luke keeps wearing that NO MA'AM shirt....
are you bringing Charlene home? i heard you were going to get a few Alienware machines.
buy a DVD burner while you're over there. a fast one.
Submitted by crisko (user info) at 2003-06-12 09:38:29 EDT (#)
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I have aircon bitch. You and skitty just need to stop having sex in your car while parked in my driveway.
Submitted by Crash3087 (user info) at 2003-06-12 09:37:47 EDT (#)
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real men don't wear a shirt...or something
i'm in guam, it's hot here...
Submitted by crisko (user info) at 2003-06-12 09:36:48 EDT (#)
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Good Times.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-06-12 09:35:59 EDT (#)
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Do all GHEY MENZ play online games with no shirt?
Submitted by Crash3087 (user info) at 2003-06-12 09:34:47 EDT (#)
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Well I have Charlene working now at least...
I hate crisko