Scientology (1277 hits)
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Submitted by M Les <mles76.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-05-11 17:45:20 EDT
Thank you America.
Thank you for fucking up the world I live in.
Canada was a nice safe place to live in before you fucked everything up with your war against the Middle East.
Ever since your all-powerful nation asked us to help you destroy the Taliban and kill Osama we have been short listed on the "Countries to Attack" list.
No one attacked Canada.
No one wanted to attack Canada before 9/11.
We had nothing to do with 9/11 or the retribution Osama rained down on you.
What the hell? Could you be worse neighbours? Thanks for pulling us onto your sinking ship assholes. http://www.cbc.ca/story/news/national/2006/05/10/attack-probable.html
Oh and thanks for this farce http://www.cbc.ca/story/news/national/2002/04/18/cdndeaths020418.html
Thanks for respecting our decision when Jean Poutine told you that we wouldn't join your raid on Iraq's oil fields.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20030404.whurtig04/BNStory/Front
It's your fault it takes me two hours to get on a plane now.
It's your fault the airport security officer took my $80 pocket-knife and my homemade wine.
It's your fault it took me half a year to get a passport.
It's your fault my insurance rates skyrocketed after 9/11.
It's your fault marijuana is still not legal in Canada. http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2003/06/11/ED254167.DTL
It's your fault the world is walking on egg shells.
It's your fault the Sens aren't a playoff team.
Way to spread freedom around the world picks. If I die in some subway attack I'm going to haunt each and every one of you flag wavers. I don't care if you voted for Bush or not, you're all to blame.
Thanks for saying you're welcome.
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-12 13:34:04 EDT (#)
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GO SABRES WOO!
Submitted by nerdyjock (user info) at 2006-05-12 11:54:50 EDT (#)
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Fuck you for marking this as dirty humor! I'm a pervert and I don't want to read your fucking political bullshit, asshole!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-05-12 08:42:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's your fault it takes me two hours to get on a plane now. -- probably not, i've never met you and i'm not the one that put the razor tipped 18-inch black dildo in your suitcase, you are. i don't blame you when i spill my milk, do i? so stop blaming me for airport wait times.
It's your fault the airport security officer took my $80 pocket-knife and my homemade wine. -- $80 dildo, but you can keep your silly pet name if you want. wine's for pussies, although this shouldn't surprise anyone because you're fucking canadian. go get a four pack of steel reserve and drink it while watching sportscenter. call me when you get some hair on your chest for further instructions.
It's your fault it took me half a year to get a passport. -- like i said, stop blaming me for shit i clearly wasn't involved with. you've probably got a beef with your department of foreign something or other, so i'd suggest sending them a letter and letting them know how upset you are over their pace of service. odds are they aren't going to give a shit because they're under-staffed and under-paid, but you probably don't give a shit because a raise means higher taxes, and fuck that. right?
It's your fault my insurance rates skyrocketed after 9/11. -- man you're really getting tight-fucked. my guess is that your insurance rates skyrocketed after 9/11 because you had a smart insurance agent and he quickly realized how big of a fucking idiot you are. all he had to do was plant the seed that it was the american's fault for the rise in insurance rates, and immediately he had an intangible scapegoat whenever he needed one. that is of course if you bought it, and i think the proof is in the pudding on that one.
It's your fault marijuana is still not legal in Canada. http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2003/06/11/ED254167.DTL -- last i checked it was fairly legal in canada, but i'm not a canadian and fuck that if you think i'll ever become one. at any rate, nice try on blaming me for something that probably isn't true, but don't you think it's time you get off your ass, put down the cheetos, and contribute to society instead of whining about it? i would've never pegged you as the stoner type... no...
It's your fault the world is walking on egg shells. -- the world doesn't walk, it rotates.
It's your fault the Sens aren't a playoff team. -- is this some kind of joke? hockey? a canadian? wow, you're really laying on the stereotypes pretty thick, huh.
nice try, my guess is you're some stupid american user that thought it'd be cute to make an alter and get on most heated. that or this was a very well-crafted sarcastic piece. nobody that can use a computer is this dumb.
thanks for the memories,
wardy.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-05-12 07:18:49 EDT (#)
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Boo fucking hoo.
We don't care for Northen Mexico.
Submitted by secret_of_nimh (user info) at 2006-05-11 23:03:37 EDT (#)
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+2 for the Jean Poutine crack. I can't say anything about the Sens though cuz I'm a Canucks fan :P
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-11 22:42:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-11 22:28:45 (#)
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i'm really not feeling scrappy right now doodles :-| kinda tired and bored
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Fine, I'll just go drive around and find me a retard to throw stuff at.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-11 22:28:45 EDT (#)
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i'm really not feeling scrappy right now doodles :-| kinda tired and bored
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-11 22:22:56 EDT (#)
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SEE?!? Even Canada's 'tough' sport (as opposed to 'ice fishing' or 'dog fucking') is queer. You should all have a shotgun shoved up your faggoty asses and be killed, so that you don' reproduce. Oh, but wait, you're a bunch of faggots SO YOU WON'T ANYWAY. Then I propose that you be shot on principle of the matter.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-11 22:19:32 EDT (#)
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http://carnap.umd.edu/queer/picture_gallery/lgHockey.jpeg
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-11 22:14:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-11 22:08:48 (#)
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Anglo-canadians do have a deep ididenty crisis. They are charming fellows really but they are overshadowed by americans.
French-canadians are way too full of pretensions and self-absorbed to be jealous of anyone. And we're gay too.
Not quite the fight you expected, didn't you, bitch?
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You sadden me caul, now please bend over, lift your sac and spread your cheeks so that I might shove a hocky stick up your queer ass.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-11 22:08:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-11 21:28:40 (#)
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Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-05-11 18:13:36 (#)
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It's your fault marijuana is still not legal in Canada
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TRUE True!!
I think we should invade the States... they'd never suspect us!!
who would they call?? the UN??
"UN"
"um hi, this is the United States"
"Hello George"
"Canada is attacking"
"sure they are! George, have you been smokin' your socks again?"
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You are both retarded, everyone knows all Canadians really want ot be Americans, except ofr the gay ones. (caul) :D
-2 for not being original
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Anglo-canadians do have a deep ididenty crisis. They are charming fellows really but they are overshadowed by americans.
French-canadians are way too full of pretensions and self-absorbed to be jealous of anyone. And we're gay too.
Not quite the fight you expected, didn't you, bitch?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-11 21:28:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-05-11 18:13:36 (#)
Ranking: 1
It's your fault marijuana is still not legal in Canada
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TRUE True!!
I think we should invade the States... they'd never suspect us!!
who would they call?? the UN??
"UN"
"um hi, this is the United States"
"Hello George"
"Canada is attacking"
"sure they are! George, have you been smokin' your socks again?"
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You are both retarded, everyone knows all Canadians really want ot be Americans, except ofr the gay ones. (caul) :D
-2 for not being original
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-11 21:12:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-11 18:42:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
Were it not for Q, I would really hate Canadians because of this site.
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loki is very touchy about anything negative about the U.S.
But I have seen her make very broad generalizations about muslims, the french or in this case Canadians. Who else is stupid enough to "REALLY" hate a country because of a fucking website.
If you're gonna generalize about others, at least learn to take a few shot, you stupid fucking fat american redneck.
I'll say it again, loki is a patriotic nutjob disguised as a "liberal".
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-05-11 20:46:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Chock full of generalizations, stereotypes, incoherent bitching! Excellent for the pissy Canadian and American EMO pussy alike! Full deserving of -2s, yet able to reach Most Heated! A masterpiece beyond words!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-05-11 18:50:27 EDT (#)
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Not that I disagree with the righteous political fury, but it's already been done. Have a beef with America? Take a number and report to the back of the line.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-11 18:42:39 EDT (#)
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Were it not for Q, I would really hate Canadians because of this site.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-05-11 18:34:47 EDT (#)
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Know what "canada" means in Urtchuc Indian? "highest" or "pinnacle", that's that what it means. As it happens, the Urtchuc word for "land" is "suox" (pronounced like you'd imagine).
So I mean it when I say, "Canada suox". Seriously.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-05-11 18:27:18 EDT (#)
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Most heated anyone?
GO GO GO.
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2006-05-11 18:25:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-05-11 18:05:14 (#)
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Kiss. My. Ass.
Welcome to North America you whiney little puke.
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Retard
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-05-11 18:19:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2006-05-11 18:09:08 (#)
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Cyrus you dumb bastard I'm saying that becasue of you YANKS the rest of the world has live in fear.
Too stupid for words...
Don't welcome me to a continent
Who's welcoming you? BLOW ME. Leave!
that my family has inhabited for hundreds of years retard.
I'll bet that's a load of shit
NO go polish an assault rifle and duct tape your windows.
You best be doin the same dickless
Submitted by crsunlimited (user info) at 2006-05-11 18:19:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-11 17:57:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
americans will find a jsutification for all of these BECAUSE THEY ARE THE BEST...
...at being stupid arrogant pricks! :-D
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Didn't you read the original post Caulaincourt. We americans are not pricks....
we're picks.
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-05-11 18:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It's your fault marijuana is still not legal in Canada
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TRUE True!!
I think we should invade the States... they'd never suspect us!!
who would they call?? the UN??
"UN"
"um hi, this is the United States"
"Hello George"
"Canada is attacking"
"sure they are! George, have you been smokin' your socks again?"
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2006-05-11 18:09:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cyrus you dumb bastard I'm saying that becasue of you YANKS the rest of the world has live in fear. Don't welcome me to a continent that my family has inhabited for hundreds of years retard. NO go polish an assault rifle and duct tape your windows.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-05-11 18:05:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Kiss. My. Ass.
Welcome to North America you whiney little puke. You or any other 'Nuck that thinks your country's fate isn't inextricably linked to ours, are ignorant or just fooling yourselves.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-11 17:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
americans will find a jsutification for all of these BECAUSE THEY ARE THE BEST...
...at being stupid arrogant pricks! :-D
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-05-11 17:53:16 EDT (#)
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I never thought of all those ramifications. I like the genuine sounding rage in your words.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-05-11 17:50:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-11 17:48:17 (#)
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stfu
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-11 17:48:17 EDT (#)
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stfu