The BOSH Man is a fucking asshole and a liar and a piece of SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! (1123 hits)
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Submitted by Earl Scruggs (View user info) at 2006-05-12 01:20:47 EDT
Listen assholes.
The boshman is a piece of shit. Nothing he says is true. I have read his garbage here and none of it is true.
Yes, I play the banjo. But there is alot more to Earl Scruggs then you people can believe. I rock the banjo harder than anyone could even dream of. The Bosh Man actually enjoys my music, despite what he tells you pricks.
He has never done wheelies on my balls with his moped. I promise.
I was hangin with him tonight and all he could do was sing UB40 tunes and sip on faggot drinks like ' fuzzy navals' and the like.
Bottom line is, he has lied enough, the truth must come out and the truth is, he is a bitch.
I can't wait to see him tomorrow so I can pop the tires on his moped and flip him off because I am that rich.
He sucks at everything, and I rule. Don't listen to what he says because all he is is my searvant. In fact, he is cutting my lawn right now. What a fag.
Here is a picture of me and if the Bosh man tries to tell you anything at all, dont believe him because he sucks.
User Reviews
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-13 17:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what bosh said
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-13 17:40:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
faggot
Submitted by CRazyTALk (user info) at 2006-05-21 09:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off, you're more of a bitch then fucking BOSH! Man, and he wrote the book on being a bitch.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-15 08:45:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Bosh is better.
Don't branch out.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-05-15 08:42:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck off scruggs
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-05-15 08:32:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-05-12 07:01:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
This took SO much longer that I'd have expected.
Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2006-05-14 22:07:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*Lights up a cigarette and nods in agreement*
I DON'T EVEN SMOKE
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-05-12 19:49:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol banjo zakk wylde losin' your mind? haha i try to play the banjo too much fingering LOL good job earl keep up the good work
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-05-12 15:36:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey scruggs remember this? you're probably still crying about it
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87878
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-12 15:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-12 09:14:17 (#)
Ranking: 1
(nods in approval)
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oh wait i must have been tired
you talking smack about my husband scruggs?
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-12 15:07:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*claps excitedly*
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-12 15:07:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*lights 3 cigarettes for self and nods in agreement*
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-12 15:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*lights 37 cigarettes and shoves them in Scruggs ass*
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-12 13:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
all he could do was sing UB40 tunes and sip on faggot drinks like ' fuzzy navals' and the like
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HAR HAR RED RED WINE
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-12 13:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
normally, I don't care about alters...
This isn't normally.
If this one belongs to Bosh Man, there's a very thin shred of redemption (can alters have thier own alter? I just blew my mind trying to wrap it around that).
If it belongs to anyone else, that's just plain ghey.
Submitted by Puffy_Fluff (user info) at 2006-05-12 09:53:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I like Bosh - he makes me laugh and is cool as shit. You die now Earl Scruggs. YOU DIE NOW!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-05-12 09:17:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
why am i siding with boshman?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-12 09:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
(nods in approval)
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-05-12 08:55:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
just kidding scruggs you're pretty bosh ..for a banjo fisting mega-fag
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-05-12 08:54:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Scruggs auto -2
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-05-12 08:37:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahah fuck off scruggs
scruggs is just mad because i pissed in his coffee maker the other day.
Scruggs you piece of shit ..tell them about the time i told you to 'fuck off' so many times in a row you started crying.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-12 08:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I KNEW it. Fooled again. Drats.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-12 08:06:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn it. And just when I was starting to figure out just what the fuck "bosh" even means. Now I think "bosh" has to mean something other than I thought it meant.
Damn it.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-05-12 07:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This took SO much longer that I'd have expected.
But Earl... Mr. Scruggs, sorry. Mr. Scruggs - did you know that the BOSH man is actually actually responsible for the mysterious disapearance of you old partner Lester Flatt? It's true - once in a bar teh BOSH man lit up 15 cigarettes and when he nodded in agreement he "accidentally" head-butted Lester into 30 seconds ago, and now no one can see Mr. Flatt. It's too bad, too - you guys rawkt the Beverly Hillbillies' theme.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-12 06:27:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nothing needs said...
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-05-12 05:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-05-12 02:26:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
So much potential, and so poorly done.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-05-12 05:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice try
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-12 03:14:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
cock smoker
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-05-12 03:11:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I almost did this, but I would've done it SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much better, you pathetic attempt at an alter.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-05-12 02:26:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So much potential, and so poorly done.
Submitted by EarlScruggs (user info) at 2006-05-12 02:00:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
trust me if i were the bosh man i would have likely killed myself by now
and so would've you
Submitted by turkishblend (user info) at 2006-05-12 01:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha. Just when I thought you were completely played out you burst from mediocrity back into the days of alligator noises. Long live the Bosh man, unless this isn't him. If so then translale this as a -1.
Submitted by EarlScruggs (user info) at 2006-05-12 01:46:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the bosh man is passed out on my couch right now
im pretty sure he beat off 15 times tonight.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-05-12 01:45:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm pretty sure my roomates are fucking right now.
And they are both girls
Submitted by EarlScruggs (user info) at 2006-05-12 01:40:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i dont need to sue anybody.. i have made billions touring the nation with my banjo. too bad the bosh man never sees a dime of it because hes too busy licking a gay mans ass
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-05-12 01:39:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, suing him for defamation of character is the pussy way out.
Just kick his ass.
Submitted by EarlScruggs (user info) at 2006-05-12 01:36:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i have never cried in my life..
except when he ran over my cat for no fucking reason at all..
then he did wheelies and burnouts on its neck. What kind of asshole would do that?
Seriously I hate him and I hope he chokes to death on some idiots cock.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-05-12 01:33:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He says you cry a lot. Is this true? There's no shame in it, you know.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-05-12 01:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I mean, how much of an asshole can he be when he is gratuitously shooting crackers at you balls with a slingshot?
Have you no sense of Thanks??
Submitted by EarlScruggs (user info) at 2006-05-12 01:32:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
listen ask me about anything he has said about ..and I wil tell you what really happened
Submitted by EarlScruggs (user info) at 2006-05-12 01:29:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ok that happened once because I was drunk and he was being an asshole
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-05-12 01:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, but did he ever shoot crackers at your balls with a slingshot?