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Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2006-05-12 09:25:59 EDT
I hate a lot of things.
Currently, I hate the fact that I have no desire to work on my next big post project. Instead, I'm procrastinating by playing around on the internet. I was reading PolyAJ's post about My Yearbook.com and it's comparison to MySpace.com. (I'm on MySpace, I used it mostly in the beginning to hook up with other amateur writers.) Anyhow, there was this survey about Hate. Perfect, I'm full of hate! Hate is a popular subject here on Uber, we all have a lot of hate in us. I thought I would share some of my hate with you. Along with your -2DIE's, you can tell me what you hate.
One big furious circle jerk of hatred. Fun!
Here we go...
FRUIT:
I despise fruit. Is that weird? The very concept of eating fruit is foreign to me. I don't even so much "hate" it, as can not stomach it. Especially citrus stuff. But fruit flavored things are okay. Yeah, I'm a freak.
CANDY:
Anything Anisette flavored. People actually LIKE black licorice? Good & Plenty? Jager?
BEVERAGE (non-alcoholic):
Oh dear Christ, do I hate Egg Nog. I don't care what's in it or how it's prepared... it's some nasty shit. I'll skip the 'nog and go straight to the liquor, please! Except Tequila. Every time I drink that Mexican liquid pain, I end up befriending the toilet.
COLOR:
I hate yellow. It's too bright and happy. I actually did a color study once, and yellow was far and away the most hated color. Ever notice how many classrooms are painted yellow? I wonder how that factors in?
TV SHOW:
7th Heaven - Fuck that moral propaganda bullshit. Most sitcoms... especially Friends, Siendfield and fucking Everybody Loves Raymond. I would honestly rather watch Reality TV and have my IQ drop than ever see another second of Ray Ramono. What else? Charmed is a really stupid show. Until the mom and daughter on Gilmore Girls have Lesbian Incest, I'll stay far way.
MOVIE:
The Lord Of The goddamn Rings Trilogy. What a fucking pretentious waste of time. Wow, how I hate those faggotty Hobbits. "Y Halo Thar, Mr. Froodo, sir!"
ANIMAL:
I'm a cat guy, so that means I have to hate dogs, right? Actually, big dogs kinda worry me. I have this irrational fear that I'm going to have to fight them to the death...
INSECT:
Fuck Bees.
BIRD:
Loud, chirpy ones that grandmothers own. I just wanna tear them apart in front of the old women and eat them raw... just to get a reaction.
SEASON:
Spring. The weather can't make up it's damn mind, especially in Ohio. It's always fucking wet.
AGE OF KIDS:
Middle school kids are bastards. Kids ages 11 to 14 just need to be beat daily. I'm almost 29 and I can vividly remember the brutality of being 12. Bastards, the lot of 'em.
WHAT ANNOYS YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING WHEN DRIVING?:
There is this wonderful device called a "Turn Signal." You use it to... Signal a Turn. You can even choose left or right! Perhaps this 50/50 choice is confusing and scary to some people, so they decide to do nothing. Then don't be alarmed when I decide to take my tire iron to your windshield.
ANNOYING ON THE PHONE:
This is really no one faults except the Phone Companies. Isn't our stratosphere now littered with satellites? Can't you keep a normal cell phone in a decent reception?
WATCHING TV OR MOVIES:
I am watching the program. You are watching the program. We have the exact same amount of knowledge concerning the program. Do not interrupt the program to ask me questions about because you do not understand. Number One, I have no more information than you do. Number Two, you may miss some key element that will explain things during your rambling, (or make me.) Number Three, I'm sorry you're an idiot. Number Four, wait for a commercial or ask me to press pause, you inconsiderate fuck.
EATING IN RESTAURANTS:
I am a big tipper. I will give you a lot of money for taking care of me. All I ask is one thing... if you see my water glass empty, REFILL THE GOD DAMN THING! I expect a full beverage at all time. That's it.
GOING THROUGH DRIVE-THRUS:
People who can't just order what's on the fucking menu and be happy. *ahem* A Bean Burrito with no onions, no red sauce and extra, extra cheese. (seriously heard this before!) Just hurry the fuck up, order the items, and pick off what you don't like!!! There are people in line behind you!
YOU'RE AT THE MALL:
Yes, I see you. You are fabulously cool/sexy. Of course, you ARE a walking billboard for the trendy stores in this mall, we can all see that. Yes, you and all your "peeps" are strutting by for all the hotties. However... if you don't walk in single file and continue to march in a wall formation, I WILL choke you to death with all your fake bling.
SLEEPING:
Sleep for 2 hours, up for 6 hours, sleep for 3, up for 8, sleep for 2, up for 3, sleep for 5, up for 36, sleep for 4, up for 5, sleep for 6, up for 4... are you getting this???
YOU'RE AT THE GROCERY STORE:
I think it's a wonderful idea to build 27 cash registers then only open 2 of them, creating lines that wind all the way through the store. Brilliant!
YOU'RE ON A DATE:
Fuck these coy little dating games set up by Maxim and Cosmo. Fuck them in the ass with 100 grit sand and tabasco sauce. Here's a shocking thought! How about you and your date actually be open and honest with each other, discussing things about yourself and what you want to come out of this event. "Oh, but what about the element of mystery?" Go read a Agatha Christie novel, you uncultured shithead. It may be a member of the opposite sex, but it's still a human being.
COOKING OR BAKING:
Cooking good, Baking bad. I have never made cookies that came out right. Raw, raw, raw, raw... BURNT! Fuck Baking.
WHAT HOUSEHOLD CHORE DO YOU HATE THE MOST?:
I live with my little brother. I told him I would do ALL of the other cleaning if he would just do the damn dishes. I hate washing dishes. He took this to mean doing dishes twice a month. *shakes fist at brother*
WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD BE THE ABSOLUTE WORST WAY TO DIE?:
Being Burnt alive at the stake would suck ass. No time to die from smoke inhalation. Just deep fried crispiness!!!
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING HABIT IN OTHERS?:
That they're breathing my air without my written permission. I dunno, there are a lot of things...
WHAT IS your WORST HABIT?:
I have the worst short term memory. I forget all types of stuff. I never know what day of the week it is. I can never remember what I've told people and who/what I haven't. I always think about doing things at the wrong times, like now, at 9am.
WHAT FASHION TREND (PAST OR PRESENT) HAVE YOU HATED THE MOST?:
Logo Clothing. Tommy Hilfiger is the worst. You have a tee shirt that cost $50 damn dollars that says "Tommy" in giant letters a person who ripped out their own eyes could read. Then you wear this advertisement just so everyone knows you are cool/rich enough to have blown $50 on a fucking tee shirt.
WHAT POPULAR SONG (PAST OR PRESENT) HAVE YOU HATED THE MOST?:
This should be fun... "Blvd Of Broken Dreams" by Green Day made my ears bleed after the 1477th time I heard it. Every member of FallOut Boy needs punched for making my hear "Sugar, We're Going Down" after the 3rd time. I feel like committing Homicide everytime I hear "Dirty Little Secrets" by All-American Rejects. ANYTHING by Simple Plan or Good Charlotte. I was listening to Emo before it had that title. Emo is dead...
WORST THING ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL:
Now class, you're final is going to be comprehensive from over the entire semester's work, because in collage, ALL your finals will be just like this. (3 and 1/2 years, never one Comp final in college.) *sigh* My ten year reunion is coming up.
MOST IRRITATING THING ABOUT YOUR CAR:
Shit, I only put gas in it once a month. I barely drive.
TO BE COMPLETELY STEREOTYPICAL, WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING ABOUT WOMEN?:
My generation of young women have been brought up on Hollywood movies and pop songs. They have this misguided notion of what relationships and love is suppose to be. All they think about is that "Butterflies in the Stomach" feeling. Once that fades, and all you have left is a best friend that you have sex with, they don't know what to do. They want constant fireworks and flowers. They don't know how to just be "Comfortable."
TO BE COMPLETELY STEREOTYPICAL, WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING ABOUT MEN?:
My generation of young men are torn between two polar opposites on how to act, mostly because of the media. Sometimes they are suppose to be macho, testosterone-driven, alpha males that chug beer and watch sports. Other times, they are expected to be caring, sensitive, supporting creatures that totally understand the feelings of their mate and go shopping with her. There is absolutely no way to be both, and most lean towards one or the other. Yet they are always feel they are lacking in some way, so they make up for it by acting out stronger in their desired direction, resulting in failure at both.
User Reviews
Submitted by Snalty (user info) at 2006-05-16 22:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"YOU'RE ON A DATE:
Fuck these coy little dating games set up by Maxim and Cosmo. Fuck them in the ass with 100 grit sand and tabasco sauce. Here's a shocking thought! How about you and your date actually be open and honest with each other, discussing things about yourself and what you want to come out of this event. "Oh, but what about the element of mystery?" Go read a Agatha Christie novel, you uncultured shithead. It may be a member of the opposite sex, but it's still a human being."
+5 million.
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2006-05-16 13:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was really good. I agree with you on most of the stuff...but i totally disagree with you about the fast food drive through one. I despise onions with a passion and I don't give a god damn about who's waiting in line behind me. I'm the one paying for the meal and I shouldn't have to sacrifice it's taste just so the person behind me can get their food 30 seconds faster.
Submitted by pragmatic (user info) at 2006-05-15 23:34:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I used to work for an electrician/ whiteware service company. I've had people threaten me (I was the office manager!) threaten techs, I've had abuse hurled at me for no reason.... people are morons. That said, if I go to a restaurant, and I don't get what i consider to be good service, I'm upset. if I lived in a country that tipped, I wouldn't. I'm not asking for stella service, I'm asking for polite, friendly, and attentive. it's what they are paid for.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-15 15:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well if it's obviously not the server's fault that the customer isn't satisfied, call the asshole out. i like waiting in line for coffee and having some dick in front of me that's being completely unreasonable so that i can tell them to knock it off. the ruder a customer is the better chance it seems they've never had to do a damn thing for themselves let alone for other people.
asshole customers should be fined or something. there's too much sucking up going on.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-15 14:56:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow, this must be like...1...2...3...4th serious reply on Uber!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-15 14:55:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-15 14:25:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-15 13:59:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-15 13:33:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
The French have a long history of snooty waiters. Don't be rude to Caul's heritage Licious!
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You don't get it because the only thing you know about the frogs is stereotypes.
The French are easily offended. If you come in a restaurant and expect everyone to speak to you in your language and act rude, loud or stupid, chances are that your waiters will be very snotty.
But if you act quiet and respectful, your waiters will be very polite, sophisticated and "protocolaire".
Again, these stereotypes are fueled by people who don't know how to behave
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I regularly go to France. They're lovely people. Some are just snooty though. And I'm not talking about the ones who sneer at your English accented French. The Gallic shrug.
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And I can't count the number of times I've been laughed at right in my face by anglophones while I was speaking in English...nevermind the fact that they were VISITORS!
Truth is, there are nice and shitty people everywhere.
I'm mostly trolling when I attack Americans because they are the majority and I fully expect to be insulted back.
You on the other hand, are obviously serious about stereotypes and casting people. You even throw in disparate historical facts, like it somehow proves that the people you decided to encapsulate are inferior. (Loved that back and forth we had where you tried to convince me that the Greeks and Turks and others were lower human beings)
I hope you don't mind my opinion, but I believe you are stupid and boring. :-|
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-15 14:25:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-15 13:59:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-15 13:33:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
The French have a long history of snooty waiters. Don't be rude to Caul's heritage Licious!
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You don't get it because the only thing you know about the frogs is stereotypes.
The French are easily offended. If you come in a restaurant and expect everyone to speak to you in your language and act rude, loud or stupid, chances are that your waiters will be very snotty.
But if you act quiet and respectful, your waiters will be very polite, sophisticated and "protocolaire".
Again, these stereotypes are fueled by people who don't know how to behave
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I regularly go to France. They're lovely people. Some are just snooty though. And I'm not talking about the ones who sneer at your English accented French. The Gallic shrug.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-15 13:59:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-15 13:33:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
The French have a long history of snooty waiters. Don't be rude to Caul's heritage Licious!
===
You don't get it because the only thing you know about the frogs is stereotypes.
The French are easily offended. If you come in a restaurant and expect everyone to speak to you in your language and act rude, loud or stupid, chances are that your waiters will be very snotty.
But if you act quiet and respectful, your waiters will be very polite, sophisticated and "protocolaire".
Again, these stereotypes are fueled by people who don't know how to behave.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-15 13:52:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-15 13:39:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul, I'm not talking about overwhelmed or inexperienced, I understand these things. And I've probably left without tipping about 3 times in my life; this isn't a normal ocurrence. I have friends who've been servers and I know the deal.
Earler you tried to compare to a mechanic or a plumber. If you hired a plumber to fix your drain and he didn't, would you pay? If a mechanic worked on your car, but it wouldn't start as you tried to pull away, would you pay him?
When I'm sitting at a restaurant off-peak mid-week and the server is not overwhelmed, but decides she'd rather flirt with her bartender or actually sit down at another table with friends who are eating there, and I've waited 15 minutes for a refill besides never even receiving the water I requested, she's NOT getting 20%. That's all I mean.
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Oh, in that case well, we agree.
I'm referring to the people who throw a fit because their waiters wasn't smiling or failed to refill their glass of waters the second they needed it or forgot to change their diapers...etc
My girlfriend is like that : "OMG! He gave me a long double expresso instead of short! And the presentation was much better last time! And...blah blah blah"
I gives me an urge to smack her across the face. Thing is, most people act like slave owners in restaurants and it annoys me because believe it or not, I'm a nice person.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-15 13:39:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul, I'm not talking about overwhelmed or inexperienced, I understand these things. And I've probably left without tipping about 3 times in my life; this isn't a normal ocurrence. I have friends who've been servers and I know the deal.
Earler you tried to compare to a mechanic or a plumber. If you hired a plumber to fix your drain and he didn't, would you pay? If a mechanic worked on your car, but it wouldn't start as you tried to pull away, would you pay him?
When I'm sitting at a restaurant off-peak mid-week and the server is not overwhelmed, but decides she'd rather flirt with her bartender or actually sit down at another table with friends who are eating there, and I've waited 15 minutes for a refill besides never even receiving the water I requested, she's NOT getting 20%. That's all I mean.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-15 13:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The French have a long history of snooty waiters. Don't be rude to Caul's heritage Licious!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-15 13:32:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-15 13:15:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-15 10:17:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-14 19:22:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-14 19:09:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate people who bitch about service. Just enjoy your meal, tip the standard don't come back. Waiters are not servants. I wonder if people like you, or my girlfriend, would be that bitchy and needy with a mechanic, a carpenter or a plumber. I believe not.
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I hate servers who act as if they're doing me a favor when I expect them to do what they're paid to do, and PROVIDE A SERVICE TO ME.
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These caps locks make you sound self-important. Are you royalty?
Seriously, we're all paid to provide goods or services one way or the other.
The difference is that most people feel that somehow waiters must suck their cock.
Just stfu and enjoy your meal.
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Caul, I'm responding to your suggestion that even if the waiter does a shitty job, I should "leave the standard tip." Fuck that.
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Tip is part of their salary, silly. If you realize the girl at the drive-thru forgot something in your order, will you drive back to McDonald's and ask her for money?
Just because a waiter forgot your little demands because he's overwhelmed, or inexperienced, or whatever, doesn't mean he's not working.
Tip should be included in the bill like in certain European countries.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-15 13:15:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-15 10:17:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-14 19:22:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-14 19:09:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate people who bitch about service. Just enjoy your meal, tip the standard don't come back. Waiters are not servants. I wonder if people like you, or my girlfriend, would be that bitchy and needy with a mechanic, a carpenter or a plumber. I believe not.
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I hate servers who act as if they're doing me a favor when I expect them to do what they're paid to do, and PROVIDE A SERVICE TO ME.
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These caps locks make you sound self-important. Are you royalty?
Seriously, we're all paid to provide goods or services one way or the other.
The difference is that most people feel that somehow waiters must suck their cock.
Just stfu and enjoy your meal.
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Caul, I'm responding to your suggestion that even if the waiter does a shitty job, I should "leave the standard tip." Fuck that.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-15 10:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-14 19:22:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-14 19:09:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate people who bitch about service. Just enjoy your meal, tip the standard don't come back. Waiters are not servants. I wonder if people like you, or my girlfriend, would be that bitchy and needy with a mechanic, a carpenter or a plumber. I believe not.
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I hate servers who act as if they're doing me a favor when I expect them to do what they're paid to do, and PROVIDE A SERVICE TO ME.
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These caps locks make you sound self-important. Are you royalty?
Seriously, we're all paid to provide goods or services one way or the other.
The difference is that most people feel that somehow waiters must suck their cock.
Just stfu and enjoy your meal.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-15 10:14:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Caul... you have to go see the mpg video link that I put up on my new Thundercat post.
It's SFW, but it's quite disgusting. You of all people will be offended by it!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-15 10:05:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Could you please stop trying to be the most hated person on Uber?"""
No. :-D
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-14 20:07:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-14 19:09:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate people who bitch about service. Just enjoy your meal, tip the standard don't come back. Waiters are not servants. I wonder if people like you, or my girlfriend, would be that bitchy and needy with a mechanic, a carpenter or a plumber. I believe not. - - - Uh, Caul... people are even worse to mechanics, carpenters and plumbers. They expect 100% perfection, both immediately and near free. If one of these 3 things aren't met, the individual providing the service is usually sued. It's not right, but that's the way it is.
Even if you wait one more minute for your daily dose of American food, you're not gonna die. And how could you hear their orders from your car? Did you work there? >:-) - - - Um, I don't know about you, but I can usually hear the person in front of me order from my car window. Personally, if I'm going through the Drive-Thru, I know exactly what I what. If I don't, I'll go inside and order...
Yes, I'm getting that you must have less resonsability than a teenager to live that way. - - - Blah, blah, blah, Kaos is over medicated, Kaos is a psycho freak, Kaos is a drain on society, Kaos is a typical American, blah, blah...
It makes sense. Since grocery stores started opening for long hours, they are required to open a limited number of cash registers on nights and week-ends to give convenience stores a chance. You seem to have enough free time to go on Mondays. - - - I've never heard of such a requirement here in the US. If I'm wrong, someone please tell me. Otherwise, I think that's just a Canadian thing.
Fire burns surrounding oxygen. You would die of asphyxiation. Or pass out because of overwhelming pain. Or be shot from afar by Daniel Day-Lewis. - - - Yeah, see... it's the overwhelming PAIN of BEING BURNT ALIVE I'm concerned about...
You are a bitter bitter man. You just don't know it yet. :-/ - - - 1) Granted, I am a bit bitter. 2) I'm still right.
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I'm giving this a -2 not because of your answers, but because you made me read your myspace test or some shit like that. - - - And it all comes back to you, Caul. I didn't "make you" read shit. Could you please stop trying to be the most hated person on Uber?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-05-14 19:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-14 19:09:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate people who bitch about service. Just enjoy your meal, tip the standard don't come back. Waiters are not servants. I wonder if people like you, or my girlfriend, would be that bitchy and needy with a mechanic, a carpenter or a plumber. I believe not.
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You'd be surprised! My father is a mechanic and he's been threatened, nearly assaulted, screamed at, whined at, and so on for things like not passing a damaged car for a safety inspection.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-14 19:22:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-14 19:09:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate people who bitch about service. Just enjoy your meal, tip the standard don't come back. Waiters are not servants. I wonder if people like you, or my girlfriend, would be that bitchy and needy with a mechanic, a carpenter or a plumber. I believe not.
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I hate servers who act as if they're doing me a favor when I expect them to do what they're paid to do, and PROVIDE A SERVICE TO ME.
I tip well for even mediocre service, I don't make unreasonable demands, I understand when a place is busy, and I'm always polite. But don't expect me not to bitch about lack of service when you're paid to provide it, and then have the audacity to expect 'the standard tip' or my standard 20%.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-14 19:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
EATING IN RESTAURANTS:
I am a big tipper. I will give you a lot of money for taking care of me. All I ask is one thing... if you see my water glass empty, REFILL THE GOD DAMN THING! I expect a full beverage at all time. That's it."""
I hate people who bitch about service. Just enjoy your meal, tip the standard don't come back. Waiters are not servants. I wonder if people like you, or my girlfriend, would be that bitchy and needy with a mechanic, a carpenter or a plumber. I believe not.
GOING THROUGH DRIVE-THRUS:
People who can't just order what's on the fucking menu and be happy. *ahem* A Bean Burrito with no onions, no red sauce and extra, extra cheese. (seriously heard this before!) Just hurry the fuck up, order the items, and pick off what you don't like!!! There are people in line behind you!"""
Even if you wait one more minute for your daily dose of American food, you're not gonna die.
And how could you hear their orders from your car? Did you work there? >:-)
SLEEPING:
Sleep for 2 hours, up for 6 hours, sleep for 3, up for 8, sleep for 2, up for 3, sleep for 5, up for 36, sleep for 4, up for 5, sleep for 6, up for 4... are you getting this??? """
Yes, I'm getting that you must have less resonsability than a teenager to live that way.
YOU'RE AT THE GROCERY STORE:
I think it's a wonderful idea to build 27 cash registers then only open 2 of them, creating lines that wind all the way through the store. Brilliant! """
It makes sense. Since grocery stores started opening for long hours, they are required to open a limited number of cash registers on nights and week-ends to give convenience stores a chance. You seem to have enough free time to go on Mondays.
WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD BE THE ABSOLUTE WORST WAY TO DIE?:
Being Burnt alive at the stake would suck ass. No time to die from smoke inhalation. Just deep fried crispiness!!! """"
Fire burns surrounding oxygen. You would die of asphyxiation. Or pass out because of overwhelming pain. Or be shot from afar by Daniel Day-Lewis.
TO BE COMPLETELY STEREOTYPICAL, WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING ABOUT WOMEN?:
My generation of young women have been brought up on Hollywood movies and pop songs. They have this misguided notion of what relationships and love is suppose to be. All they think about is that "Butterflies in the Stomach" feeling. Once that fades, and all you have left is a best friend that you have sex with, they don't know what to do. They want constant fireworks and flowers. They don't know how to just be "Comfortable." """
You are a bitter bitter man. You just don't know it yet. :-/
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I'm giving this a -2 not because of your answers, but because you made me read your myspace test or some shit like that.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-05-14 02:44:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LIST Of THINGS I HATE
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1.you
2.THE MINNESOTA TWINS
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POOR SOX WEEEP!!!
Submitted by jimmiss (user info) at 2006-05-13 22:14:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have this irrational fear that I'm going to have to fight them to the death...
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A lot of guys feel that way. I do, and I can't explain it eigther.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-05-13 19:50:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah...that last rating should not have been a -1. Stupid scroll button.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-05-13 19:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-13 08:14:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't worry ceas, all in good fun. I tend to agree with you but hey what fun would a post be if everyone agreed all the time. Sometimes Devils Advocate is a fun role to play.
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I wasn't worried. :)
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-13 18:58:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All I ask is one thing... if you see my water glass empty, REFILL THE GOD DAMN THING!
Submitted by GWSweeney (user info) at 2006-05-13 18:08:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Most hated PUS? Plata
http://www.captainfoamy.com
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-05-13 16:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
FRUIT:
I despise fruit. Is that weird? The very concept of eating fruit is foreign to me. I don't even so much "hate" it, as can not stomach it. Especially citrus stuff. But fruit flavored things are okay. Yeah, I'm a freak.
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(whiney voice) but I LIKE fruit...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-05-13 10:12:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CANDY:
Anything Anisette flavored. People actually LIKE black licorice? Good & Plenty? Jager?
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I like black licorice, but Jager is like a shitty version of Vicks Formula 44
cough syrup. A guy on my dart team drinks "Jager bombs," a weird combo of Jager
and Red Bull. They smell like a urinal.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-13 08:14:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-05-13 00:23:45 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:43:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ceas - you are assuming that someone is wearing the clothes for other people. If I chose to wear FuBu (and I fucking don't OK) then it would be for me and not because i'm trying to impress someone. so any 'message' that might be taken would be purely and 'ASSumption'.
By you're logic I could say that those wearing a band shirt are just trying to fit in by claiming that are interested in said band or are a fan of said band. Again in that situation I too would be making and 'ASSumption'
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Hmmm, I feel like you're implying something here, but I can't quite figure out what it is.
I honestly believe that the majority of people who wear very brazen brand name products do so because they believe it makes them fit in and look cool. It's true that people also wear band shirts to fit in with certain crowds (say, the way a kid would wear a Dashboard Confessional shirt to fit in with the We're-Far-Too-Emo-To-Live-Please-Shoot-Us-Now crowd), but I think that happens a lot less.
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Don't worry ceas, all in good fun. I tend to agree with you but hey what fun would a post be if everyone agreed all the time. Sometimes Devils Advocate is a fun role to play.
Submitted by Happily_Agnostic (user info) at 2006-05-13 07:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Eating fruit is good for you dumbass.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-05-13 00:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:43:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ceas - you are assuming that someone is wearing the clothes for other people. If I chose to wear FuBu (and I fucking don't OK) then it would be for me and not because i'm trying to impress someone. so any 'message' that might be taken would be purely and 'ASSumption'.
By you're logic I could say that those wearing a band shirt are just trying to fit in by claiming that are interested in said band or are a fan of said band. Again in that situation I too would be making and 'ASSumption'
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Hmmm, I feel like you're implying something here, but I can't quite figure out what it is.
I honestly believe that the majority of people who wear very brazen brand name products do so because they believe it makes them fit in and look cool. It's true that people also wear band shirts to fit in with certain crowds (say, the way a kid would wear a Dashboard Confessional shirt to fit in with the We're-Far-Too-Emo-To-Live-Please-Shoot-Us-Now crowd), but I think that happens a lot less.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-05-12 23:37:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
it's awesome but you forgot that nobody gives a shit.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-05-12 23:07:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CANDY:
Anything Anisette flavored. People actually LIKE black licorice? Good & Plenty? Jager?
I hate fucking black licorice with a passion.
And cockiness. Hate it.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-05-12 22:42:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Relax. Take a deep breath. And go bake me some fucking cookies!!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-12 21:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about Mrdurden24
User id: 22739
Registered on or around: 2005-10-20 16:45:20
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HAHAHAHA!!! Okay...
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-05-12 21:49:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lots of hate here, and I like it!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-05-12 20:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You totally suck!
:-)
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-05-12 18:42:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should love twice as much for each incidence of hate.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2006-05-12 17:31:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Fuck bees" is worthy of a plus two in itself.
Submitted by Velouria (user info) at 2006-05-12 16:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Most annoying on the phone:
I hate when someone calls, asks for a phone number, then tells me the hold on while they get a pen and/or paper. Assholes.
Submitted by Mrdurden24 (user info) at 2006-05-12 15:42:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok lets get this straight
You are a male who openly admits to "being a cat person"
You live with your little brother
you think college is spelled collage
and you think your cool for liking emo before it was popular.
Ladies and gentleman, we have a winner for the biggest loser on Uber!!!
congrats.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-12 15:27:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-12 14:47:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
actually i prefer the Thomas A. Edison rest stop, right before the parkway entrance.
SEE YOU AFTER WORK!
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somehow the molly pitcher sounds more appropriate now.
kaos - hahahhahhahahh socially graceful!!! grace is something i lack in almost all ways. dunno if that really bothers me though. if it does, probably not enough to notice. but thanks i guess. dorky is preferred to scary or needy or obsessive or whatever i'm normally called.
i think i meant nerdy not needy...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-12 15:10:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-05-12 14:59:00 (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh look! An online survey completed by someone I don't know or care about! That'll be interesting!
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Filthers, don't you have some dicks to go suck for your crack or something?
Try hitting up Indoninja. He's obviously wealthy and influencial thanks to that Engineering degree he always talks about.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-05-12 15:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TO BE COMPLETELY STEREOTYPICAL, WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING ABOUT WOMEN?:
My generation of young women have been brought up on Hollywood movies and pop songs. They have this misguided notion of what relationships and love is suppose to be. All they think about is that "Butterflies in the Stomach" feeling. Once that fades, and all you have left is a best friend that you have sex with, they don't know what to do. They want constant fireworks and flowers. They don't know how to just be "Comfortable."
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i didnt read that part until now....plus fucking two for describing 2/3 of the US female populous...or at least 86% of the girls where i go to school
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-12 15:07:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-12 14:37:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
am i really dorky?
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Um..... yes.
But that's a good thing! Dorky chicks are super hot. They're intelligent but they don't realize the extent of their own beauty. They're socially graceful due to the fact that they somehow think they're inferior, when in fact, they are some of the perfect women. They have a willingness to be themselves as opposed to conforming to what's trendy. Dorky girls are more cultured, independent and less materialistic. They also tend to be less inhibited in bed.
Now... aren't you glad I said you seem dorky?
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-05-12 15:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
WORST THING ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL:
Now class, you're final is going to be comprehensive from over the entire semester's work, because in collage, ALL your finals will be just like this. (3 and 1/2 years, never one Comp final in college.) *sigh* My ten year reunion is coming up.
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actually, at my collEge, ive had several 'comprehensive' and 'cumulative' tests and finals.
surely its different school to school, but those tests are the ones i fuck up the most...usualy i get what i need to know for the test into my head the night before, take the test, and then wipe the slate clean and begin forcing all the information i need to know for the next test into my brain. writing tests are where its at. i can talk a whole lot and say nothing and still leave the reader feeling like they got something from it....usually
-but this was a good read, mostly, have a 1
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-05-12 14:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh look! An online survey completed by someone I don't know or care about! That'll be interesting!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-05-12 14:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for being one of only 2 people I know besides myself that think Seinfeld FUCKING SUCKS.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-05-12 14:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for liking cats.
my cat is at home asleep in a giant hamster ball right now.
she fucking loves that hamster ball.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-12 14:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
actually i prefer the Thomas A. Edison rest stop, right before the parkway entrance.
SEE YOU AFTER WORK!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-12 14:37:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
am i really dorky?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-12 14:32:32 EDT (#)
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yeah but unless you're gonna put out leilani there's no point in stopping. and even then that's a five minute go than can be done at the vince lombardi memorial truck stop.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-12 14:31:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:40:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
and why bother stopping in new jersey cuz really what's there?
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um, ME for example :(
and a whole bunch of other stinky stuff.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-12 14:28:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
which picture are you stari... looking at? I LOVE TELEMUNDO!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-12 14:23:29 EDT (#)
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well fix your lighting cuz you look blond. and haven't you watched telemundo? you could be a white mexican, i hear they exist.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-12 14:22:00 EDT (#)
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I'M NOT BLONDE, OR MEXICAN. ITS LIKE YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-12 14:18:34 EDT (#)
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it's ok, you're a blonde, it's pre-ordained
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-12 14:15:57 EDT (#)
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yeah it is. i was trying to be funny. i'm a failure...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-12 14:13:37 EDT (#)
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i thought it was cuz of boston baked beans...
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-12 13:59:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:58:18 (#)
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hahahaha retro admitted to being a masshole. ya know i just realized it would suck to be mexican and living in boston. why is it called beantown again?
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i'm NOT MEXICAN! its called beantown because we love that silly little brit mr. bean soooo much.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-12 13:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:26:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:14:04 (#)
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No, I am in awe of you. I wish I could have gotten someone to shell out 50k so I could sit around for four years smoking clove cigarettes making fun of yuppies and people who shop at gap while lamenting that the world isn't ready for my art and the average joe isn't cultured enough to understand how emotionally charged and poweful my art is.
You are right it probably takes more than some paint from lowes, it takes an internet access so you can learn about artists and drop their names so you can show what a clever little artist you are.
i think i am starting to feel the hate.
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So I suppose in your perfect world, there is no place for the appreciation of art? Just a waste of time, money and resources? Everything must be logical and practical? Yes, it's easy to make fun of Art Majors, but it would be a sad world without beauty. Does that concept not bother you? Are you so locked away in your pristine, clinical life that anything that deviats from your perceived notion of "proper living" is to feared and scorned?
Are you feeling the hate now, Indo?
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I appreciate art. I don't appreciate spoiled kids who think anything they vomit onto a canvas is art and should be respected.
I don't think spending 50k on and "education' helps art. What could you posssibly learn in art school that you couldn't learn in a museum, or in a book? Art school is a huge circle jerk where failed artists get jobs teaching other soon to be failed artists, it is a circle of failure that produces nothing of beauty except to those that wallow in their own pretentiousness.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-12 13:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a "cat guy?"
W
T
F
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There's no such thing as a "cat guy."
Cats suck.
If you're a guy and you like cats... well... you're not a guy.
TRAITOR.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:58:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahaha retro admitted to being a masshole. ya know i just realized it would suck to be mexican and living in boston. why is it called beantown again?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:48:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:40:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
massholes suck too.
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fu
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:46:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:40:08 (#)
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kaos - you only love me cuz i shurly gotta perdy mouf.
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Don't you remember Caul and I having "issues" on your last post?
You have that dorky, Snow White thing going on.
Now that Ghola has so many men in her life, I may just have to start internet stalking you!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:40:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:28:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:12:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
i hate new yorkers driving in my state. i hate new jersey twats more though.
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OH MAH gAWD, no you din't. Connecticut drivers are universally THE WORST, followed closely by Pennsyltuckians.
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no universally worst are washington drivers, followed by new mexico, and then texan city drivers. new yorkers and new jerseyian commuters just suck balls because THEY'RE IN MY FUCKING STATE TRYING TO RUN ME OFF THE FUCKING ROAD!!! i'm courteous enough to never drive in new york city, thank you subway, and why bother stopping in new jersey cuz really what's there? i just stick to the highways.
massholes suck too.
kaos - you only love me cuz i shurly gotta perdy mouf.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:31:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
things i hate:
you
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:30:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:12:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
i hate seeing commercials for that stupid gibbs school that promises to teach graphic arts to people who aren't artists. "not an artist? not a problem." my ass. you're a fucking moron if you think you can teach an artistic eye or the ability to distinguish complimentary colors and shapes from pure crap. i hate that retarded people will believe they can make a career out of something based completely on creativity when they can't even match their own socks.
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I FUCKING HATE that commercial..... especially the one with the pigtailed blonde girl, she really incenses me.
Note to people watching those shit ass commercials: Even if Gibbs could teach you to be a designer, it's not a very glamorous profession AT ALL. Don't do it!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:29:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:12:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
i hate new yorkers driving in my state. i hate new jersey twats more though.
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OH MAH gAWD, no you din't. Connecticut drivers are universally THE WORST, followed closely by Pennsyltuckians.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:20:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:12:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
i hate seeing commercials for that stupid gibbs school that promises to teach graphic arts to people who aren't artists. "not an artist? not a problem." my ass. you're a fucking moron if you think you can teach an artistic eye or the ability to distinguish complimentary colors and shapes from pure crap. i hate that retarded people will believe they can make a career out of something based completely on creativity when they can't even match their own socks. - - HAHAHA!!!!!!!
i hate napoleon dynamite. - - I still don't know how I feel about that movie...
i hate charles dickens and herman melville for that matter. - - Um... fair enough
i hate girls that wear clothes two sizes too small when they'd be hot if they just admitted they're a size 8 and not a size 4. - - Agreed.
i hate coconuts too. they taste like rancid ass. - - Coconuts are Satan's testicles
i hate new yorkers driving in my state. i hate new jersey twats more though. - - Back home we have to deal with PA drivers. Grrr...
i hate parents that give their children hummers for jr's first car. - - I just hate hummers. Wait, let me re-phrase that...
i hate the color green unless it's on a plant or in a really nice pair of eyes. - - I like dark green or hunter green, myself
i hate the fact i'm so bored i'm answering this... - - Yes, but I Love you!!!
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
a list most heated?
AREWENOTMEN?
WEAREDEVO!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:12:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i hate seeing commercials for that stupid gibbs school that promises to teach graphic arts to people who aren't artists. "not an artist? not a problem." my ass. you're a fucking moron if you think you can teach an artistic eye or the ability to distinguish complimentary colors and shapes from pure crap. i hate that retarded people will believe they can make a career out of something based completely on creativity when they can't even match their own socks.
i hate napoleon dynamite.
i hate charles dickens and herman melville for that matter.
i hate girls that wear clothes two sizes too small when they'd be hot if they just admitted they're a size 8 and not a size 4.
i hate coconuts too. they taste like rancid ass.
i hate new yorkers driving in my state. i hate new jersey twats more though.
i hate parents that give their children hummers for jr's first car.
i hate the color green unless it's on a plant or in a really nice pair of eyes.
i hate the fact i'm so bored i'm answering this...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:10:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:04:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
WHAT POPULAR SONG (PAST OR PRESENT) HAVE YOU HATED THE MOST?:
This should be fun... "Blvd Of Broken Dreams" by Green Day made my ears bleed after the 1477th time I heard it. Every member of FallOut Boy needs punched for making my hear "Sugar, We're Going Down" after the 3rd time. I feel like committing Homicide everytime I hear "Dirty Little Secrets" by All-American Rejects. ANYTHING by Simple Plan or Good Charlotte. I was listening to Emo before it had that title. Emo is dead...
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*blinks in confusion*
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I can remember listening to Sunny Day Real Estate, The Catherine Wheel and The Afghan Whigs back in the day, along with Social Distortion, Face To Face and Bad Religion. So did a lot of other kids. But those other kids ran out and started making sparkly, commercial music to appease pop fans and MTV.
Uh-oh, I'm talking about music. DMD will be by shortly to tell me what a fag I am...
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:04:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHAT POPULAR SONG (PAST OR PRESENT) HAVE YOU HATED THE MOST?:
This should be fun... "Blvd Of Broken Dreams" by Green Day made my ears bleed after the 1477th time I heard it. Every member of FallOut Boy needs punched for making my hear "Sugar, We're Going Down" after the 3rd time. I feel like committing Homicide everytime I hear "Dirty Little Secrets" by All-American Rejects. ANYTHING by Simple Plan or Good Charlotte. I was listening to Emo before it had that title. Emo is dead...
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*blinks in confusion*
Submitted by no_one (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:02:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hmm, my dog ways 5 pounds. I wonder what that means?
she also weighs 5 pounds.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-12 11:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Speaking of Tool
I'll be seeing them on thursday with 3000 of my closest friends!
Submitted by nerdyjock (user info) at 2006-05-12 11:52:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"YOU'RE AT THE MALL:
Yes, I see you. You are fabulously cool/sexy. Of course, you ARE a walking billboard for the trendy stores in this mall, we can all see that. Yes, you and all your "peeps" are strutting by for all the hotties. However... if you don't walk in single file and continue to march in a wall formation, I WILL choke you to death with all your fake bling."
I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE THOSE FUCKING FAGGOTS!!!!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-12 11:46:33 EDT (#)
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No_One, Yorkies are adorable...
Adorable little Tools of Teh Satan!!!
*runs and hides*
Submitted by no_one (user info) at 2006-05-12 11:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Me & my husband met as I was starting highschool. 4 years in highschool, 4 years living together through college, and we got married last summer. We're soul mates I think (read: freaks who still make people sick with their awesome relationship) So, I'm lucky.
My dog wouldn't hurt you. she only ways 5 pounds. she's a yorkie. and she's rotten through and through.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-12 11:32:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no_one (user info) at 2006-05-12 11:20:39 (#)
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I'm only kidding you about the cat thing... Odd, I wasn't thinking about it, but I do have a dog, and I am married...
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Her and I were on that path. I was working for Sherwin-Williams and she was finishing up school. We had lived together for years and marriage seemed like the next step. Alas, it was not to have been for multiple reasons. It's been a number of years now, and she's married to this douchebag, but her and I are still quite close friends. I haven't dated seriously out of my own personal choice. I've got a 22 year old "Slumber Buddy," so that's kinda cool.
And like I said... dogs want to fight me!
Submitted by no_one (user info) at 2006-05-12 11:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm only kidding you about the cat thing... Odd, I wasn't thinking about it, but I do have a dog, and I am married...
Submitted by no_one (user info) at 2006-05-12 11:17:41 EDT (#)
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I'm no_one but Myself, I'm not lying about the painting thing. It's by her own account than I'm better than her. Of course, I only use acryllic, because it's easier to use than oil, and it's supported by my natural drawing ability. I do a detailed drawing, then paint using that as a reference.
I still think Lord of the Rings is a good series. It does lean towards the dry, but there are some great scenes there. I think he understood the value of old fashioned story telling, and the book reads more like it was written in the 1800's to me. I read a lot and love all books. So, I'm biased. I guess.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-05-12 11:11:34 EDT (#)
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Ever notice how many classrooms are painted yellow? I wonder how that factors in?
My mum's a teacher and claims yellow to be her favorite colour. I think you're on to something here.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-12 11:11:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by no_one (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:57:05 (#)
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People who don't like lord of the rings generally also do not like reading. Yes it's long. Reading the books take even longer so I'm sure you haven't done that. Don't discount an author when you've never read his work. The hobbit doesn't count. the hobbit is a children's book. The movies were I my opinion very good. I know it doesn't have quite as much instant entertainment value as say Star Wars, but the story is solid. If you're going to hate a movie, hate Napoleon Dynamite.
Yellow isn't a geat color, but pink is the worst, especially light pink. It's ugly, and makes you look like a 8 year old, or gay, depending on your sex.
Licorice is vile. I agree
You graduated highschool 10 years ago. You got an art degree, and are now living with your brother and some cats... I don't envy you.
Technical degrees have comprehensive exams, because it is actually important that you remember what the teach you. Chemistry, Calculus, and all my Computer Science courses (my major) had comprehensive exams. Mostly because if you couldn't remember the early stuff, you couldn't do the later stuff.
I took 1 art class in HS and can paint better than a friend who majored in art in college.
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HAHAHA, here we go...
I tried to read Tolkien back in the day. I found it dry and overly descriptive, the characters two dimensional, so I did not bother finishing the series. I read quite a great deal and most of my posts are fiction. Yes, I'm almost 29 and I live with my brother and 2 cats. Am I supose to be married with children and a dog, instead? I had a relationship with a girl for 7 years but we split up. My brother graduated college and needed a place to live while he substitute teaches. As for your last sentance... well, you're just lying.
And who are you, again???
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2006-05-12 11:07:02 EDT (#)
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great post. those last 2 are so true...
Submitted by no_one (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:57:05 EDT (#)
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People who don't like lord of the rings generally also do not like reading. Yes it's long. Reading the books take even longer so I'm sure you haven't done that. Don't discount an author when you've never read his work. The hobbit doesn't count. the hobbit is a children's book. The movies were I my opinion very good. I know it doesn't have quite as much instant entertainment value as say Star Wars, but the story is solid. If you're going to hate a movie, hate Napoleon Dynamite.
Yellow isn't a geat color, but pink is the worst, especially light pink. It's ugly, and makes you look like a 8 year old, or gay, depending on your sex.
Licorice is vile. I agree
You graduated highschool 10 years ago. You got an art degree, and are now living with your brother and some cats... I don't envy you.
Technical degrees have comprehensive exams, because it is actually important that you remember what the teach you. Chemistry, Calculus, and all my Computer Science courses (my major) had comprehensive exams. Mostly because if you couldn't remember the early stuff, you couldn't do the later stuff.
I took 1 art class in HS and can paint better than a friend who majored in art in college.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:50:47 EDT (#)
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I hate pooping myself.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:43:36 EDT (#)
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Ceas - you are assuming that someone is wearing the clothes for other people. If I chose to wear FuBu (and I fucking don't OK) then it would be for me and not because i'm trying to impress someone. so any 'message' that might be taken would be purely and 'ASSumption'.
By you're logic I could say that those wearing a band shirt are just trying to fit in by claiming that are interested in said band or are a fan of said band. Again in that situation I too would be making and 'ASSumption'
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:43:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:28:05 (#)
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leilani - now you know you can't have those brownies anymore =)
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I know I know!!!! :)
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:43:21 EDT (#)
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http://www.occasionalhell.com/infdevice/detail.php?recordID=Pear%20of%20Anguish
Read the last line. It's a classic.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:42:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:35:19 (#)
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OMG YOU PROVED ME RIGHT YOU SAID YOU NEVER REALLY THINK ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL YET YOU SAID YOU USE MYSPACE TO KEEP IN TOUCH WITH YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CHUMS.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA LOSER
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DAMN! Good point...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:39:13 EDT (#)
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http://www.bigducky.com/videos/gross_extreme_videos/centipede-vs-mouse.htm
I hate weird animals.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:37:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:07:19 (#)
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There is no difference between Tommy clothes and band tshirts other than your style and the companies marketing ability
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Strongly disagree. A band can actually stand for something. Wearing a band shirt sends a message that is a lot more important and indicative of character than wearing a FUBU shirt (which only sends the rather vapid message: "I like FUBU and fitting in").
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:01:39 (#)
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Did you know that cat people actually think it's cute that their cats wake them up in the middle of the night scratching them and sitting on their heads? Oh just adorable.
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I heard that. Anything that wakes me up in the middle of the night can not possibly be adorable. Unless it's because my house is on fire. Which, by the way, a dog would do, while the cat would jump out the window and let me burn.
Submitted by Puffy_Fluff (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:35:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:23:20 (#)
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Zee anal pear - beloved cousin of the vaginal and oral pear - is a lovely, pear-shaped (obviously) device with a screwing mechanism at its tip. The pear is inserted into the victims anus, vagina or mouth and the mechanism is turned so that the pear slowly opens up with each twist. If the victim will not confess or talk, the pear is fully opened...breaking the jaw and/or forever shredding the interior of either no-no zone.
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nice!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:35:19 EDT (#)
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OMG YOU PROVED ME RIGHT YOU SAID YOU NEVER REALLY THINK ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL YET YOU SAID YOU USE MYSPACE TO KEEP IN TOUCH WITH YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CHUMS.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA LOSER
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:32:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:26:18 (#)
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News flash....YOU'RE 29 AND NO LONGER PART OF THE 'YOUNG' CROWD
- - When did I say I was???***
you, tell me...you're the one running around on myspace(incidently frequently populated with children/young adults)
- - There are 65 million users on MySpace. Quite a number of people I graduated with are on there. I use it mostly to run this site... http://www.myspace.com/horrorauthorsunited
Stop smoking pot, the short term memory comes back almost instantly
- - I haven't smoked pot in almost 6 years***
my bad, maybe you're just retarded
- - OUCH!!! Bring on the hate!!!
Stop thinking about high school, it was a long time ago get over it. In fact if your were the artist/weirdo in high school now you'd be getting laid a lot more that you would have back in our day.
- - I hardly ever think back to HS. What makes you think I do? I only answered the questions that were on the survey.***
my bad there, i didn't read the beginning I just skipped to the hate stuff
- - No, I can understand why you thought that then...
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:32:26 EDT (#)
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Bees? Poor Hymenoptera, I suppose you hate ants as well, racist!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:28:05 EDT (#)
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leilani - now you know you can't have those brownies anymore =)
kaos - don't worry man, i've got no beef i'm just busting your balls and camping on your post, i'll leave if you like
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:27:40 EDT (#)
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I hate standing on upturned plugs.......and butterflies.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:26:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:14:04 (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:06:34 (#)
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Indoninja - Yes, yes... we all are in awe of you going to engineering school. And if you think a person can just "buy paint at Lowe's" and work on their "Hobby" to become a sucsess in the art world, you really are one uncultured son of a bitch. Of course, it's people like you that give money to hacks like Thomas Kincaid. Wait, you probably don't even know who that is... nevermind.
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No, I am in awe of you. I wish I could have gotten someone to shell out 50k so I could sit around for four years smoking clove cigarettes making fun of yuppies and people who shop at gap while lamenting that the world isn't ready for my art and the average joe isn't cultured enough to understand how emotionally charged and poweful my art is.
You are right it probably takes more than some paint from lowes, it takes an internet access so you can learn about artists and drop their names so you can show what a clever little artist you are.
i think i am starting to feel the hate.
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So I suppose in your perfect world, there is no place for the appreciation of art? Just a waste of time, money and resources? Everything must be logical and practical? Yes, it's easy to make fun of Art Majors, but it would be a sad world without beauty. Does that concept not bother you? Are you so locked away in your pristine, clinical life that anything that deviats from your perceived notion of "proper living" is to feared and scorned?
Are you feeling the hate now, Indo?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:26:18 EDT (#)
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News flash....YOU'RE 29 AND NO LONGER PART OF THE 'YOUNG' CROWD
- - When did I say I was???***
you, tell me...you're the one running around on myspace(incidently frequently populated with children/young adults)
Stop smoking pot, the short term memory comes back almost instantly
- - I haven't smoked pot in almost 6 years***
my bad, maybe you're just retarded
Stop thinking about high school, it was a long time ago get over it. In fact if your were the artist/weirdo in high school now you'd be getting laid a lot more that you would have back in our day.
- - I hardly ever think back to HS. What makes you think I do? I only answered the questions that were on the survey.***
my bad there, i didn't read the beginning I just skipped to the hate stuff
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:26:11 EDT (#)
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I hate shrimp. I don't know if it's because of the grody crunchy texture or the fact that they're like undersea cockroaches, but I find them repulsive.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:23:20 EDT (#)
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Zee anal pear - beloved cousin of the vaginal and oral pear - is a lovely, pear-shaped (obviously) device with a screwing mechanism at its tip. The pear is inserted into the victims anus, vagina or mouth and the mechanism is turned so that the pear slowly opens up with each twist. If the victim will not confess or talk, the pear is fully opened...breaking the jaw and/or forever shredding the interior of either no-no zone.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:23:02 EDT (#)
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AWESOME
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:22:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:10:31 (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:01:39 (#)
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Word Up. ATTENTION: CATS ARE NOT A CHILDREN SUBSTITUTE
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Fucking Christ, I hope not!
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Why do you think old single ladies have so many of them? :)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:21:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate tons of stuff, too, but you don't see SHLONGY bitching about it.
Well, actually, that's not true. What the fuck am I talking about.
Good post, ya miserbale prick.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:21:11 EDT (#)
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I read it, I was entertained. You're wrong about LOTR though.
I remember the same thing from high school. It wasn't just finals, it was pretty much everything. Oh no you can't have an extension just because you've been in the hospital for a week, you should have known ahead of time that you were going to come down with spinal meningitis and written your paper ahead of time. In COLLEGE you won't be able to get an extension.
Then in college: "hey I have a really bad headache, can I just turn this in tomorrow?"
"sure no problem"
liars
I had a few comprehensive finals in college, not as many as I did in high school though.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:20:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:12:31 (#)
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I dunno leilani, when I bake its still 'a little of this and a little of that'
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You mean, "a little bit of pot" and "a little bit of brownie mix"? I'll take some of those.
:)
All I know is i've fucked up cakes and stuff my accidentally putting too much baking powder, not enough water etc.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:17:40 EDT (#)
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I've seen a picture of you Kaos, you look like a ten year old boy.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:16:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:07:19 (#)
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News flash....YOU'RE 29 AND NO LONGER PART OF THE 'YOUNG' CROWD
- - When did I say I was???
Stop smoking pot, the short term memory comes back almost instantly
- - I haven't smoked pot in almost 6 years
Stop thinking about high school, it was a long time ago get over it. In fact if your were the artist/weirdo in high school now you'd be getting laid a lot more that you would have back in our day.
- - I hardly ever think back to HS. What makes you think I do? I only answered the questions that were on the survey.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:16:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:09:44 (#)
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You could always take a slow ride on a Spanish Donkey, and have a giant sharpened wedge of metal between your legs while weights slowly pull your body down over it, filling you and splitting you from the bottom up over an indefinite period of time.
Just saying is all...
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You never waste a chance to discuss medieval torture devices. It's why I love you.
Oooh, can you tell us one about the anal pear?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:14:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:06:34 (#)
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Indoninja - Yes, yes... we all are in awe of you going to engineering school. And if you think a person can just "buy paint at Lowe's" and work on their "Hobby" to become a sucsess in the art world, you really are one uncultured son of a bitch. Of course, it's people like you that give money to hacks like Thomas Kincaid. Wait, you probably don't even know who that is... nevermind.
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No, I am in awe of you. I wish I could have gotten someone to shell out 50k so I could sit around for four years smoking clove cigarettes making fun of yuppies and people who shop at gap while lamenting that the world isn't ready for my art and the average joe isn't cultured enough to understand how emotionally charged and poweful my art is.
You are right it probably takes more than some paint from lowes, it takes an internet access so you can learn about artists and drop their names so you can show what a clever little artist you are.
i think i am starting to feel the hate.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:12:31 EDT (#)
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I dunno leilani, when I bake its still 'a little of this and a little of that'
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:11:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:09:44 (#)
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Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:07:30 (#)
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WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD BE THE ABSOLUTE WORST WAY TO DIE?:
Being Burnt alive at the stake would suck ass. No time to die from smoke inhalation. Just deep fried crispiness!!!
Um yeah, I've watched a few people die of smoke inhalation. Your conscious for most of it. The lining of your lungs melt, they fill with liquid, and even though you can feel air going in and out of your nose and mouth, you slowly suficate, panic, lose consciousness, and eventually drown in your own bodily fluids. Having seen the look of total terror in their eyes, I'd rather fry, thank you.
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You could always take a slow ride on a Spanish Donkey, and have a giant sharpened wedge of metal between your legs while weights slowly pull your body down over it, filling you and splitting you from the bottom up over an indefinite period of time.
Just saying is all...
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Stop getting thrills over it
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:11:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:07:19 (#)
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Technically I don't think there is a difference between cooking and baking as baking is technically cooking and baked goods are typically better for you than stove top cooked ones
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Actually baking is a much more precise art hence the frustration is causes. While in cooking you can "throw in a little of this and that" and it can still be awesome.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:10:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:01:39 (#)
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Word Up. ATTENTION: CATS ARE NOT A CHILDREN SUBSTITUTE
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Fucking Christ, I hope not!
I'm pretty sure my two cats are brain damaged. And they're indoor, only, so I don't worry so much about bacteria. I clean the litter box regularly. They spend most of the time hunting the Invisible Couch Monsters. And they have never bothered me while I was asleep.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:09:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:07:30 (#)
Ranking: 1
WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD BE THE ABSOLUTE WORST WAY TO DIE?:
Being Burnt alive at the stake would suck ass. No time to die from smoke inhalation. Just deep fried crispiness!!!
Um yeah, I've watched a few people die of smoke inhalation. Your conscious for most of it. The lining of your lungs melt, they fill with liquid, and even though you can feel air going in and out of your nose and mouth, you slowly suficate, panic, lose consciousness, and eventually drown in your own bodily fluids. Having seen the look of total terror in their eyes, I'd rather fry, thank you.
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You could always take a slow ride on a Spanish Donkey, and have a giant sharpened wedge of metal between your legs while weights slowly pull your body down over it, filling you and splitting you from the bottom up over an indefinite period of time.
Just saying is all...
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
My cat likes to attack my feet every morning at 4am, that little kidder. I do like dogs as well though, I have to otherwise I would be single for the rest of my life.
Liquorice are the winnets of Satan!
Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:07:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD BE THE ABSOLUTE WORST WAY TO DIE?:
Being Burnt alive at the stake would suck ass. No time to die from smoke inhalation. Just deep fried crispiness!!!
Um yeah, I've watched a few people die of smoke inhalation. Your conscious for most of it. The lining of your lungs melt, they fill with liquid, and even though you can feel air going in and out of your nose and mouth, you slowly suficate, panic, lose consciousness, and eventually drown in your own bodily fluids. Having seen the look of total terror in their eyes, I'd rather fry, thank you.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:07:19 EDT (#)
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My nickel analysis
News flash....YOU'RE 29 AND NO LONGER PART OF THE 'YOUNG' CROWD
Eating fruit will keep you alive a lot longer than smoking cigarettes will
There is no difference between Tommy clothes and band tshirts other than your style and the companies marketing ability
You sound like you could use a little more yellow, blacks and blues are a sign of the downtrodded, holding on to youth, denial of ones emo self
You are not saying anything revolutionary when it comes to television other than stating that you are indeed older than you want to admit
Learning defensive driving and proper safe distances goes a long way as opposed to getting upset because you are up someones ass and they didn't use a turn signal
Restraunt service sucks...Good point
The quality of drive through service is a direct reflection of the quality of the food you are getting there...think about what you are doing.
Technically I don't think there is a difference between cooking and baking as baking is technically cooking and baked goods are typically better for you than stove top cooked ones
Dishes are easiest to do directly after use...FACT
Stop smoking pot, the short term memory comes back almost instantly
Stop thinking about high school, it was a long time ago get over it. In fact if your were the artist/weirdo in high school now you'd be getting laid a lot more that you would have back in our day
Women are not as confusing as you think
Men are just as batshit as women are we are just better at justification...at least we think we are.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:06:51 EDT (#)
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Cat hair contains trace amounts of faeces.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:06:34 EDT (#)
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Wildcat - I read and rated your post. Your dog growled at me through the jpg. That wasn't cool at all. My one cat thinks he's dog. Drinks from the toilet, likes his belly scractched, eats Taco Bell leftovers...
Indoninja - Yes, yes... we all are in awe of you going to engineering school. And if you think a person can just "buy paint at Lowe's" and work on their "Hobby" to become a sucsess in the art world, you really are one uncultured son of a bitch. Of course, it's people like you that give money to hacks like Thomas Kincaid. Wait, you probably don't even know who that is... nevermind.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-12 10:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-05-12 09:52:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
"ANIMAL: I'm a cat guy........."
My Gaydar went off on that one, fag. Cat people are fucking weird. What's worse is that the older cat people get, the weirder they get. Especially those ones that have like 20-30 of the fuckers and think that the animals 'love' them and aren't just using them for a fucking meal. I hate cat people.
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Word Up. ATTENTION: CATS ARE NOT A CHILDREN SUBSTITUTE
THEY ARE ALSO HATEFUL BEASTS WHO SCRATCH YOU and are full of bacteria (hence the reason pregnant women should never clean litter boxes) AND NEVER LET YOU GET A GOOD NIGH