Who Wants to Skull Fuck My Infant Daughter? (7304 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: 0.54 on 120 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Echo (View user info) at 2006-05-12 11:51:18 EDT
Well, last week, my girlfriend gave birth. I am now the embarrassed father of a retarded baby girl, so I did what any good father would do; I tried to sell her. I soon discovered that another man had nearly monopolized the baby buying market. (http://www.ubersite.com/m/37352). Plus, he is selling healthy, white babies. How could I compete selling a retarded one? I couldn't. I thought about calling it a loss and leaving her in a dumpster, but a light bulb went off and I realized I could still turn a profit off this whole mess.
I am selling my newborn daughter's skull virginity. For the modest price of $149.95 ($129.95 for sloppy seconds, thirds, etc.), you can slip your sausage into the soft spot on my baby's skull.
This is a limited time offer. In just 12-14 short months, the bones on her head will fuse together and you will miss out on the chance of a lifetime. Don't let this opportunity pass you by.
There are two prominent soft spots on her head. The posterior fontanel (in the back) is smaller and more suited for fingerbanging/cranialingus. The anterior fontanel (in the front) is the big boy - the money maker. This spot is suitable for all sizes (ladies, feel free to bring your strap-ons). There are no restrictions. Going balls deep into brain tissue is strongly encouraged - I want you to get your money's worth.
Regarding orgies, the price of $149.95 still applies but with an additional cost of $49.95 for each orifice used.
Contact me at goddamnyouthor.at.yahoo.com if you're interested.
First come, first serve. You won't be disappointed.
Attached is a photograph of the item. Doesn't that look sweet?
User Reviews
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-12-16 11:00:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://stuff.ubersite.com/11564810315827659/1/Miss-goatse.jpg
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-11-05 14:57:13 EST (#)
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i just got a response!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-10 18:09:10 EDT (#)
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How nostalgic.
This was one of the very first posts I ever read on this site... perfect blend of wrong and demented brilliance.
God bless this site.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-10 17:14:45 EDT (#)
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+2 as my wife is pregnant as well.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-09-10 16:34:55 EDT (#)
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memories
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-08 16:21:21 EDT (#)
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Since we're discussing the sexual violation of infants, I thought I would toss this gem back up...
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2006-05-16 21:46:20 EDT (#)
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Fucked up like a football bat.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-16 04:56:58 EDT (#)
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Eh....meh.
Submitted by Steveo_1092 (user info) at 2006-05-15 22:22:30 EDT (#)
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Pretty sick but a little funny
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-05-15 22:03:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-05-15 21:56:33 EDT (#)
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good effort
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-05-15 21:37:01 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-05-15 20:33:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-15 14:22:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JumpingJax (user info) at 2006-05-15 14:12:35 (#)
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You are inferior to Vermin.
ok. besides you, who cares?
Submitted by JumpingJax (user info) at 2006-05-15 14:12:35 EDT (#)
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You are inferior to Vermin.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-15 12:22:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-15 08:42:27 (#)
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This is FUCKING AWESOME in soooooooooooooooooooooo many ways...
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-15 09:04:40 EDT (#)
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Firefly is a slutwhore
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-15 08:42:27 EDT (#)
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This is wrong in soooooooooooooooooooooo many ways...
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-05-14 21:54:00 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-14 20:26:07 EDT (#)
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Such a great post...
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2006-05-14 20:09:05 EDT (#)
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No comment needed.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-14 17:42:45 EDT (#)
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Also, I know have a sick fasination with the site, I've clicked on every fucking thing. I need to die now.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-14 17:41:44 EDT (#)
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moid should have never been brought to Uber, yet I stil brought it. Why? Because doing the right thing is unamerican.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-14 17:21:20 EDT (#)
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wow, i thought cock stuffing was a myth.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-14 17:20:23 EDT (#)
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nothing ever REALLY shocked me on the web. Nothing.
But this http://moid.org/ed/kids-in-the-sandbox.mpg made me wince like never before.
I feel like crying. Jesus...
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-14 17:19:47 EDT (#)
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This is why Caul's my favorite gay French Canadian.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-14 17:15:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-14 17:10:45 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-14 16:29:41 (#)
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http://moid.org/ed/church-of-fudge.wmv
i wish i knew what they were saying. although i got the general idea from the context. AWESOME FIND!
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Doodles found that website.
(giving credit so he doesn't piss and moan)
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-14 17:10:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-14 16:29:41 (#)
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http://moid.org/ed/church-of-fudge.wmv
i wish i knew what they were saying. although i got the general idea from the context. AWESOME FIND!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-14 17:07:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-14 16:55:49 (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-14 16:36:04 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-14 16:29:41 (#)
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http://moid.org/ed/church-of-fudge.wmv
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Stealing the website I discovered? Just like a Canadian.
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Bitching about unimportant stuff? Just like an American.
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Yeah, well....
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Fuck you.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-14 16:55:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-14 16:36:04 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-14 16:29:41 (#)
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http://moid.org/ed/church-of-fudge.wmv
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Stealing the website I discovered? Just like a Canadian.
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Bitching about unimportant stuff? Just like an American.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-14 16:36:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-14 16:29:41 (#)
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http://moid.org/ed/church-of-fudge.wmv
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Stealing the website I discovered? Just like a Canadian.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-14 16:29:41 EDT (#)
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http://moid.org/ed/church-of-fudge.wmv
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-14 15:42:49 EDT (#)
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FUCK THE SENS! GO SABRES!!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-14 14:37:55 EDT (#)
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that may explain my affinity for monkeys and my sheer hatred for all things retarded.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-14 14:25:51 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha, did you not like it? I thought it was sexy. And how the hell can I turn a winamp vidio file into a file I can put on Uber?
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-05-14 14:17:20 EDT (#)
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Two - Chimpanzees are genetically closer to normal humans than people with down syndrome.
Awkward wording. What I meant to say was, a furry little monkey is more like you or me than a downy is like you or me.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-05-14 14:16:07 EDT (#)
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Two things:
One - Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-13 21:21:53 (#)
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My personal favorite, REDSKIES LOOKY HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://moid.org/ed/veryverysexxxxxxy.jp
YOU'LL LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT!!!!!!!!!
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I'm gonna kick someone in the face now. (note: I've disabled the link)
Two - Chimpanzees are genetically closer to normal humans than people with down syndrome.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-14 14:02:34 EDT (#)
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OK!
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-14 11:32:44 EDT (#)
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Huh?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-14 11:32:37 EDT (#)
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I'll post in your dick.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-13 22:06:31 EDT (#)
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hahahahah sick - keep me posted!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-13 21:53:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-13 21:41:45 (#)
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what tumor pimple? i haven't seen it.
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Can't fond it, but it was tumor, filled with bloody pus that looekd like a large pimple. I mus make get him for it.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-13 21:41:45 EDT (#)
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what tumor pimple? i haven't seen it.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-13 21:29:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-13 21:25:52 (#)
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why the fuck would you link that...now i want a sandwich.
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Because I must get Redskies for that damned tumor/pimple. THIS IS WAR! And with moid as my weapon of choice, I can't lose.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-13 21:25:52 EDT (#)
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why the fuck would you link that...now i want a sandwich.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-13 21:21:53 EDT (#)
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My personal favorite, REDSKIES LOOKY HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://moid.org/ed/veryverysexxxxxxy.jpg
YOU'LL LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-13 21:19:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-13 20:37:43 (#)
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hahaha, i just checked out the one you linked before. HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT THERE!!
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Damn straight, bitch.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-05-13 21:07:30 EDT (#)
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well that certainly was extreme.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-13 20:37:43 EDT (#)
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hahaha, i just checked out the one you linked before. HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT THERE!!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-13 20:37:07 EDT (#)
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could you do it without showing a website? that's the true challenge.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-13 20:30:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-05-13 20:21:31 (#)
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the fact that you actually, very nearly, very very very nearly offended me; gives you a +2.
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...So what do I get if I CAN offend you, because I fucking bet I could.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-05-13 20:21:31 EDT (#)
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the fact that you actually, very nearly, very very very nearly offended me; gives you a +2.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-13 20:08:11 EDT (#)
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that damn generation gap.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-13 17:38:36 EDT (#)
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This is fucking outstanding.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-13 17:31:41 EDT (#)
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Why is it that the 40+ crowd on uber has no sense of humor whatsoever?
I suppose we should entertain them with vaudevillian type theater and Charlie Chaplin silent film re-enactments.
I hear Clara Bo is making a comeback!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-05-13 17:12:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-13 16:21:53 (#)
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glad to hear it. only the best kind of people laugh at this.
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No. Only twisted morons laugh at this type of post.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-13 16:21:53 EDT (#)
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glad to hear it. only the best kind of people laugh at this.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-05-13 15:23:32 EDT (#)
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yeah i laughed.
cause i'm just that sort of person.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-13 13:32:10 EDT (#)
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well, at least now i know.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-05-13 12:29:05 EDT (#)
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No accident. Just not my idea of funny.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-13 11:40:05 EDT (#)
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HE DIDN'T LEAVE A COMMENT! IT COULD BE AN ACCIDENTAL -2!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-05-13 11:17:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-13 11:16:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Happily_Agnostic (user info) at 2006-05-13 06:36:46 (#)
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It wont hurt her though, right?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH9887AYAHAHAHAHAA
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-13 10:40:48 EDT (#)
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not a bit. i did a test run this morning and she didn't say anything.
Submitted by Happily_Agnostic (user info) at 2006-05-13 06:36:46 EDT (#)
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It wont hurt her though, right?
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-05-13 03:08:24 EDT (#)
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Skullfucking babies auto +2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-13 01:39:33 EDT (#)
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i agree, that kid's probably fucked but it won't be because of me. you're on ubersite. and however sick you think this is, more people than just me found it funny.
just for fun : )
north america
east coast
famous hockey player currently winning his series from my home town
check old posts because i'm sure i've mentioned it
????????, ??, ???.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-13 01:15:55 EDT (#)
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Oh, and "Beautiful Baby" too. Sincerely on that part.
If the picture's real though, you should die. What on earth would make you think something like this was funny? I guess it would be the only having been a parent for an hour or two thing or . . . damn. If that is really your kid, and you have not bonded on a level sufficient to understand how NOT funny this post is . . . that poor kid is fucked.
How about you just give me a hint as to what Country, State, County and City you live in. You think that might be possible?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-13 01:07:47 EDT (#)
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I HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL ON THE TRAIL!
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-05-13 01:00:25 EDT (#)
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...wow...
Just...wow...
Shameless, base, and disgusting. You are definitely one sick, degenerate bastard-fuck.
>begin slow clap<
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-13 00:51:16 EDT (#)
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Congratulatoins. You've crossed a line that in no way needed to be crossed.
BUT AT LEAST YOU ARE BLAZING THE TRAIL!!
Godspeed, Brave Adventurer!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-13 00:45:14 EDT (#)
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you're just pissed because you didn't think of it first. i'm soon to be rakin' in the dough.
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2006-05-13 00:31:41 EDT (#)
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This was way twisted.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-13 00:13:58 EDT (#)
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Oh christ, I can't take that site I found anymore, it's too nasty.
Oh my fucking christ.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-13 00:07:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-12 23:51:42 (#)
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Wouldn't it be more fun for the ladies to shove an aborted fetus up their cunt?
And as for skull fucking, Cyst do an orgy with me, I'll take the back hole and stretch it out a bit (read as I'll shove my cock in her head so hard it will implode).
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if you kill her it will ruin my whole marketing campaign. try to leave her alive. brain dead is ok - so long as her body temp stays normal.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-12 23:59:49 EDT (#)
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Oh jesus I've stumbled onto a gold mineof fucked up shit.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-12 23:58:18 EDT (#)
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Oh jesus this flash is fucked up on so many levels it isn't even funny, here you go cyst you'll lovethis shit.
http://moid.org/ed/1.swf
NSFW NSFW NSFW
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-12 23:51:42 EDT (#)
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Wouldn't it be more fun for the ladies to shove an aborted fetus up their cunt?
And as for skull fucking, Cyst do an orgy with me, I'll take the back hole and stretch it out a bit (read as I'll shove my cock in her head so hard it will implode).
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-12 23:50:36 EDT (#)
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sounds like a valid, beneficial and appropriate law.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-05-12 23:34:49 EDT (#)
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apparently there's a law that allows us to use potentially dangerous chemicals in testing on people with downs...or as I like to call them, "Corkys".
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-05-12 23:27:33 EDT (#)
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nope sorry
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-05-12 18:43:12 EDT (#)
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B@W
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2006-05-12 18:40:13 EDT (#)
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"cranialingus"
Someone call Webster, we've got a new one for him!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-12 17:54:26 EDT (#)
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sorry, the price is set and i think it's reasonable. but if you've only got 2 bucks, you can watch a paying customer through one-sided glass.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-12 17:14:18 EDT (#)
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Congratulations! I don't have a dick, so I can't really skull-fuck it... I'll give you $2 for a skull-fingerblast though!
Ugh, I think I just made myself sick.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-05-12 17:12:53 EDT (#)
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I was gonna -2 it but then I saw the fine print at the bottom there. Thus: +2.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-12 16:57:54 EDT (#)
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i see. just smoke some cigarettes and send me $149.95. you'll feel a lot better.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-12 16:41:01 EDT (#)
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Dude.
I'm on the rag. I'm irretable.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-12 16:38:46 EDT (#)
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hey man, it's cool. that's just like, your opinion, man.
i don't care he thought it was too far. i care that he liked "cranialingus". i mean i jerked off when i thought of it.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-12 16:34:03 EDT (#)
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Too far? Are you fucking kidding me?
Let's go through this very slowly tardo...
THIS IS THE INTERNET. VERY FEW THINGS ARE TRUE, IF AT ALL. GET A SENSE OF HUMOR OR FUCKING LEAVE.
And for anyone who -2ed this:
GET THE FUCK OFF UBER IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE DISGUSTING, DEGRADING, DISRESPECTFUL SHIT. NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU BELIEVE IT IS, THIS IS NOT A LEGITIMATE/PROFESSIONAL/NICE WRITERS FORUM.
GET THE FUCK OUT!
ps
Drain your body of blood.
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2006-05-12 16:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I know this is Uber and fucking babies is ok, but somehow I think this is a little too far. So -2, but +1 for "cranialingus"
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-12 16:18:18 EDT (#)
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leilani, i'm not excluding women and i'll even have dildos available to rent! so you can get in on the fun too, ok? ok.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-12 16:12:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-12 13:26:55 (#)
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Submitted by Puffy_Fluff (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:43:08 (#)
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at first I was mortified and then I found myself smiling...smiling big....you sick bastard...you twisted sick motherfucker - I loved it....gimmie more....gimmie more...
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I haven't hated someone like this since RaineLark or whatever that stripper alter's name was.
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Agreed!
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-05-12 16:07:29 EDT (#)
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Unsettling.
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2006-05-12 16:02:06 EDT (#)
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oh you're so fucking cool for making a subhuman post about something horrible. and look at me, i'm so cool because i'm plus 2ing it!!!!
go fuck yourself.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-05-12 14:06:05 EDT (#)
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har har
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-12 13:43:36 EDT (#)
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WTF THIS SHIT BELONGS ON CRAIGSLIST YOU BASTARD WHAT THE HELL BART WHY DO YOU LET PEOPLE POSTS ADS LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME IT'S STARTING TO PISS ME OFF AND SHIT
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-12 13:26:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Puffy_Fluff (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:43:08 (#)
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at first I was mortified and then I found myself smiling...smiling big....you sick bastard...you twisted sick motherfucker - I loved it....gimmie more....gimmie more...
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I haven't hated someone like this since RaineLark or whatever that stripper alter's name was.
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-05-12 13:01:31 EDT (#)
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and still... i read the whole thing **sigh**
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:44:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Puffy_Fluff (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:43:08 EDT (#)
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at first I was mortified and then I found myself smiling...smiling big....you sick bastard...you twisted sick motherfucker - I loved it....gimmie more....gimmie more...
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:43:06 EDT (#)
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+2 for the image of your 16-year-old daughter having a shit-fit when she comes across this post. That makes it like, doubly funny.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:41:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that was jaw dropping.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:36:51 EDT (#)
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how poetic, cyst.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:33:10 EDT (#)
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Anyone who doesn't appreciate THIS humor can find THIER humor elsewhere.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:32:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LT (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:22:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
That's fucking awful.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:26:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LT (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:22:33 (#)
Ranking: +2
That's fucking awfully funy.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:13:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
Not cool. Find humor elsewhere
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*ahem*
"Pussy."
that is all...
Submitted by LT (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:22:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's fucking awful.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:19:27 EDT (#)
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what's not cool about it? it's not like my daughter is against this. she hasn't said anything.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:17:59 EDT (#)
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like i always say, why get married just becasue you're starting a family???
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not cool. Find humor elsewhere
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:06:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow thats so fucked up i have a headache, my eyes hurt, and i feel sick. Fuck yeah!
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:03:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You sick fuck. This was golden.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:01:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH SHIT!
This was legitimately "Laugh Out Loud" funny.
You are one sick fuck, and I appreciate that 100%
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-12 12:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OK TERRIFIC
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-12 11:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant!
I take it!
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-05-12 11:52:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-12 11:52:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sign me up bitch!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-12 11:52:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
For the modest price of $149.95 ($129.95 for sloppy seconds, thirds, etc.), you can slip your sausage into the soft spot on my baby's skull. """
I am shocked. Good job.