The BOSH Man! Joins a NEW GANG!! (1163 hits)
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Submitted by Dude, thats BOSH! (View user info) at 2006-05-12 13:15:36 EDT
I got a new dog today and decided to name him Senator Meow Mix. He cried for a little while because he hates cats and cat food. I told him to fuck off and go live with Scruggs. He did.
I started getting hungry so I went to get some Chinese food but it all looked like the dump I had taken in some chicks boots earlier, so I set the building fire and used the embers to light up 12 cigarettes. Lunch is for pussies.
Scruggs came over crying that I hassle him too much. I just shoved a cigarette up his ass and told him to go hump a coke bottle. What a bitch. Even Senator Meow Mix hates Scruggs.
Since the weather sucks today in Boshton, I hitched my way over to asia to teach those idiots how to make pizza and other food that doesn't look/smell like excrement. I saw a few ninjas on tricycles juggling chinese stars and decided to join their gang. Theres supposed to be a rigorous 10 year initiation, but they took one good look at how bosh I was and killed their master, now they obey any/all of my commands. BOSH!
The first thing we did was buy 5 billion earl scruggs costumes and made everyone wear them. Then we ran around flipping everyone off and throwing chinese stars. Scruggs got wind of this and cried almost until he died. Senator Meow Mix was disappointed.
So now i'm hangin in Asia looking for rival gangs.
PS
Earl Scruggs can go eat a llama's dick.
User Reviews
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-30 14:34:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-09-08 14:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that was such an awesome day
Submitted by Paul_Monroe (user info) at 2006-06-07 02:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-05-17 10:10:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've been kickin out the jams with Leonard Nimoy ALL DAY!!!
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-05-16 07:47:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
still OMFG PYOOR GEENEEUSS!!!
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-05-15 20:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's almost like you have your own theme here with your posts. This was A+ PLUS.
DOUBLE +
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-05-15 20:29:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yea right
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2006-05-15 19:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
these are getting boring and repetitive
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-05-15 09:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
skull drinking is the only way i know how!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-14 20:42:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was almost as Bosh as that time you took me to Cybertron to hang out with the Decepticons and drink scotch out of Marilyn Monroe's skull!!!
Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2006-05-14 19:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit man! You ought to have named him 'Constable Vincent LTC'
That's my dog's name...
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-05-13 16:10:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-05-13 11:26:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-12 21:43:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Scrugs= LSD420?
___
Probably.
That's funny. A Scruggs alter.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-05-12 22:38:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey man, Scruggs is getting kinda pissed. Maybe you should get him drunk. Sounds like he needs it.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-12 21:43:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Scrugs= LSD420?
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-05-12 21:40:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bosh, from coast to coast.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-05-12 21:26:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CHINA! SO BOSH!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-05-12 19:08:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You got issues borschman!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-05-12 18:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Scruggs
what the hell
go tune your banjo or something you fag
Submitted by EarlScruggs (user info) at 2006-05-12 18:47:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hey bosh man im gonna smoke all your cigarettes you bitch
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-05-12 16:43:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sometimes i piss mountain dew ..not blood though
unfortunately
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-12 16:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have you ever pissed blood?
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-05-12 16:04:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty bosh.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-05-12 16:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
attention dudes and dudettes:
this was my 50th post
which means that you now have a chronical of 50 days of my life
i love you
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-05-12 15:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-05-12 15:49:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
leilani lets make out all day
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-05-12 15:43:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yea man or you could name your toad Hoppy The Garage Narc
mondo Weet
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-05-12 15:24:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
weet
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-12 14:44:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great cat name!
I may steal it and use it to name some of the toads that like to hang out in my garage.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-12 14:37:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
senetor meow mix - that's good shit.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-05-12 14:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
HOLLA BOSTON! this sucked ass though
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-12 14:25:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I
LOVE
YOU
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-12 14:19:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I
HATE
YOU
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-12 13:40:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Rope (user info) at 2006-05-12 13:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"killed their master"
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-05-12 13:31:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey man let em burn
i have no control over what that faggot does
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-05-12 13:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Then I lit up a cigarette and nodded in agreement.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-12 13:23:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There we go.
More bosh than your last few.
And that fuckin' Earl Scruggs alter better be yours. If not, someone will accidentally catch fire in the near future.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-05-12 13:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nah I think hes just pissed because even the dog hates him
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-12 13:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dude, you're pretty harsh on Scruggs today, did he drink all your rye whisky again?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-12 13:16:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Senator Meow Mix