Look for The Silver Lining.... (683 hits)
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Submitted by JapanFour (View user info) at 2006-05-12 21:55:51 EDT
People really need to start looking at the bright side of things.
It's never as bad as it seems.....
Herpes got you down?
Not just every guy hears women scream "OH MY GOD!!!" when they take their pants off.
Have you recently been raped?
Hey, you still got some.
Have a nasty case of cancer?
Well, you don't have AIDS now do ya?
Have AIDS?
Hey, you could have cancer.
Down Syndrome?
You know what they say, tard-sex is best.
Do you like Phil Collins?
Uhmm........
Bad stutter?
Chicks think its cute when you ask for "Bu-bu-bu-buttsecks"
QUIT YER BITCHING!
Japan Four here, turning lemons into lemonade since 1980.
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Submitted by CRazyTALk (user info) at 2006-05-15 06:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-13 16:40:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
I say when life gives you lemons, you have a LEMONPARTY.
www.lemonparty.com
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Fuck yeah, brother, I'll second that!
Submitted by fun_with_needles (user info) at 2006-05-15 05:44:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I WANT TO EAT CHICKEN BURGERS
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-15 00:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-13 16:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I say when life gives you lemons, you have a LEMONPARTY.
www.lemonparty.com
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-05-13 15:03:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-05-13 14:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you like Phil Collins?
Uhmm........
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-05-13 13:19:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-13 12:29:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
When life gives you lemons, shut the fuck up and eat the god damned lemons.
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I agree, lemons are tasty.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-05-13 12:29:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When life gives you lemons, shut the fuck up and eat the god damned lemons.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-05-13 10:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sure is fucking DEAD here today.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-12 22:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-05-12 22:34:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bu-bu-bu-buttsecks
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-05-12 22:33:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-05-12 22:32:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love your username.