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Awkward hand Turkey Theatre Presents: John Ashcroft (1305 hits)

Category: Graphics
Labels: ahtt

Rating: 1.97 on 38 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Spencer Thompson (View user info) at 2006-05-13 13:44:38 EDT


Ok, this one isn't very good, which I said before but this time I MEAN IT. Seriously. No foolin'.


http://handturkeytheatre.box43.net


Have fun everybody.



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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-05-14 20:55:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bashing John Ashcroft = auto +2

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-14 14:31:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-14 14:11:11 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-13 23:55:06 (#)
Ranking: 2

Orgasmatron

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In his absence, I must defend my uberhusband's sexual identity. He's only a tiny little bit gay, like most people. Which is hot.
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He is a poet, and therefore only a tiny little bit hetrosexual, like you and ghola. Which is hot.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-14 14:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-13 23:55:06 (#)
Ranking: 2

Orgasmatron

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In his absence, I must defend my uberhusband's sexual identity. He's only a tiny little bit gay, like most people. Which is hot.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-14 01:38:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh man.

I love you, Spence.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-14 00:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ok, true... kinda...



Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-13 23:55:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ehem:

Ryan Secrest(sp)

Clay Akin (sp?)

Mr. Slave

Big Fat Gay Al

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

President George W. Bush

Orgasmatron

Spencer

Caul

Cyst

Now it's dykes people hate man.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-13 23:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What? Gays aren't popular at all! People hate the homos.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-13 23:29:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-13 23:21:02 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-13 23:15:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

Ever think of letting someone else do all the html stuff?

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No. No one would do it for free.

However, I might move the site. I'm kida tired of having box43 in the URL and if I ever do get big I'd want a more reliable and faster server. box43 is great and the guy's hosting the site for me are awesome, but I don't think they're intended to host an actual popular webcomic site.

So I guess it's a good thing I'm not popular.
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But you're my favorite homosexual (along with caul, I love you both the same), and gays have to be popular, or they aren't gays their fags, and fags suck cock, and people who suck cock, are cocksuckers and cocksuckers have to suck cock to support their drug addiction and people who have a drug addiction fail at life, and you don't want to fail at life now do you?

My logic is infallible.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-13 23:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-13 23:15:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

Ever think of letting someone else do all the html stuff?

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No. No one would do it for free.

However, I might move the site. I'm kida tired of having box43 in the URL and if I ever do get big I'd want a more reliable and faster server. box43 is great and the guy's hosting the site for me are awesome, but I don't think they're intended to host an actual popular webcomic site.

So I guess it's a good thing I'm not popular.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-13 23:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Random linkwhore because you and TTOM's posts are getting all the attention and I want some.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/87902

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-13 23:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ever think of letting someone else do all the html stuff?

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-13 23:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It too kyou THIS long? God you're lazy as hell, you know that?


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Yeah, I am, but for some reason I didn't think it was necessary. Plus it's kind of a pain in the ass to do considering I don't know too much HTML. But I got it done, and it sucks.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-13 23:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you, took you


Fuck I can't type.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-13 23:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-13 22:54:35 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-13 22:41:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

just try to rip off the design of the perry bible fellowship, but add some things unique. It's not content that is lacking really, just format.

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I like the simple design of the site, actually. I think it compliments the comic. One thing I hate is some sites that have crazy-retarded layouts with all kinds of extraneous bullshit.

I finally added a navigation thing this week, too, so that's good.
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It too kyou THIS long? God you're lazy as hell, you know that?

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-13 22:54:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-13 22:41:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

just try to rip off the design of the perry bible fellowship, but add some things unique. It's not content that is lacking really, just format.

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I like the simple design of the site, actually. I think it compliments the comic. One thing I hate is some sites that have crazy-retarded layouts with all kinds of extraneous bullshit.

I finally added a navigation thing this week, too, so that's good.

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-13 22:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-13 13:56:43 (#)
Ranking: 0

Fine then. Be that way. I just didn't think it was very clever, is all.
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Well, that shows how much you know, doesn't it?

*curlytoedshoes!*

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-13 22:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

just try to rip off the design of the perry bible fellowship, but add some things unique. It's not content that is lacking really, just format.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-13 22:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-13 22:25:54 (#)
Ranking: 1

I do't like the use of "kind of" before "fucking". Fucking is use for emphasis while kind of is used for subtlety, it just seems conflicting to me.

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That's the point, it's intentional. I know it's conflicting, it's kinda why I like it.


And if he put it on BAW I'd be ecstatic as hell.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-13 22:29:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I bet if you put in a little effort bart would put awkward hand turkey theater on bored at work.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-13 22:25:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I do't like the use of "kind of" before "fucking". Fucking is use for emphasis while kind of is used for subtlety, it just seems conflicting to me.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-05-13 21:05:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-13 20:28:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-13 20:08:41 (#)
Ranking: 0

"You're kind of a fucking moron" isn't repeating the "You're kind of a dick" joke from the marc Summers comic either, by the way. It's something I use all the time. "You're kind of a total jackass" or "You're a little bit of a complete idiot."
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You're kind of teh ghey.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-13 20:08:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"You're kind of a fucking moron" isn't repeating the "You're kind of a dick" joke from the marc Summers comic either, by the way. It's something I use all the time. "You're kind of a total jackass" or "You're a little bit of a complete idiot."

Submitted by GaidinCanuck (user info) at 2006-05-13 19:54:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-05-13 19:39:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

There's nothing wrong with boobs. Ashcroft sucks!

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-05-13 19:30:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You're kind of a fucking moron.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-13 19:23:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"As an Awkward Hand Turkey purist, I must log in and point out that it would have been much more awkward if Ashcroft was calling to concede, and only then discovered his opponent had died two weeks ago."


I wanted to go with the irony instead of him being named Attorney General immediately afterwards. But your idea woulda been good, too.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-05-13 19:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

As an Awkward Hand Turkey purist, I must log in and point out that it would have been much more awkward if Ashcroft was calling to concede, and only then discovered his opponent had died two weeks ago.

However, I appreciate your commitment to historical accuracy, though this somewhat puzzles me since you have no qualms about turning them into manual poultry.

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-05-13 18:25:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Not good, my ass.

Submitted by IronRhino (user info) at 2006-05-13 17:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I thought it was good. It's a good situation for an AHTT. Ashcroft's rant on blaming things on gays was so-so, but the lady's reply was gold.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-13 15:34:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-05-13 13:55:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

Let us decide if it's good or not.
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(As usual, it was).

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-13 15:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the the political ad, damn I love those.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-05-13 14:53:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, I think it's good, but I also hate John Ashcroft.
:)

Submitted by darkspoon (user info) at 2006-05-13 14:51:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I voted for Mel because we got this button in the mail that said "I'm Still With Mel" and I thought that was really cool. Yeah, I'm a good American.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-05-13 14:00:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

bloody amusing

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-05-13 13:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fine then. Be that way. I just didn't think it was very clever, is all.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-05-13 13:55:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Let us decide if it's good or not.

Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-05-13 13:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I actually really liked this one


I'll get a bunch of monkeys, dress 'em up, and make 'em reenact the Civil
War! Heh, heh, heh!

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Homer the Great