Fucking Foot Fetishist Faces Felony (1682 hits)
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Submitted by Doo( Über's sex news anchor)dles (View user info) at 2006-05-13 14:58:36 EDT
All right, I lied, not really a felony but I needed something that started with the letter 'f'.
http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=domesticNews&storyID=2006-05-10T222353Z_01_N10434475_RTRUKOC_0_US-CRIME-FETISH-1.xml&archived=False
NEW YORK (Reuters) - A 23-year-old with a foot fetish has admitted he tried to kiss, fondle and lick the legs and toes of more than 70 women on the New York subway over the last three years, prosecutors said on Wednesday.
What the fuck? Who kisses feet? Damn, TL, I bet he'd love your fake foot, you two would be perfect, and he's only half your age. No, really think about it, you could cut a small hole (to match his obviously small ass dick) in the bottom of your leg so he could have something to fuck, because let's face it people, if you're on your knees in front of a woman, who is probably in a skirt on a subway (which you really never should be anyway) you should be looking up, not down at their nasty, dirty feet. If you're looking at their feet then there is something wrong with you.
In a handwritten confession to police released by the Manhattan district attorney's office, Joseph Weir said his aim was "to make them laugh and smile and open to talk to me."
Hey, you know what? That makes a lot of sense now that I think about it. I mean kissing a woman's feet that you've NEVER met before is the PERFECT way to break the ice, who wants to talk to them, when you can just suck their toes? I'm sure it would make them laugh, maybe not exactly the type of laugh you'd want but a laugh all the same, and oh yeah I'm pretty fucking sure they would say something if you start slurping on the heel of their shoe.
Weir, who was arrested late last week after attacking a woman on a subway in lower Manhattan, is charged with forcible touching, sex abuse and unlawful imprisonment -- the latter charge referring to his habit of grabbing his victims' legs and not letting go.
The good news? The arresting officer got a free spit shine. And the parole officer now has someone to give her a pedicure (manicure? Hell I don't know which is which) for free. And I'm sure he could get someone in the prison to stick their foot up his ass. Always look at the bright side of things people.
He faces up to a year in jail if convicted and has been released on $6,000 bail until a court hearing on June 26.
In the meantime he'll get a part time job working at a woman's shoe store.
In a rambling confession peppered with grammatical errors, Weir, who lives in Brooklyn, detailed how he accosted the women while riding the subways between Manhattan and the borough of Queens.
Here is an excerpt; (Not really but this about how I assume it would go)
1st I gets on my nee and thens I gos over to the woman and I starts grabbin and suckin on her toes or shoes and say I'm not wothy n I jus trys to gets her to talks to me cuz I wants a woman wif sexy foots. I dun did this to meny wimins n thy all starts screaming and makin a fuss. If they ask me name I jus tell em its anfone or jasin.
Yeah folks, it's not pretty. But the neither are feet.
"I get on my knees, bow, grab their feet, kiss them. I grab their hand and tell them 'You're so beautiful. I'm not worthy,'" he wrote. "I do not give me real name. If they ask I will tell them my name is Anthony, Jason or Careem
Yeah, so that's a real excerpt, but mine is so much fucking better. Seriously this makes him sound half educated which means that he is fucking retarded for looking at feet whereas mine makes him sound uneducated, and therefore his stupidity is much more acceptable.
Weir said his motivation was to get to know the women, but he recalled that often they would move away when he tried to "taste and touch them."
Maybe you shouldn't try to find a dominating bitch with a foot fetish on the subway then? Ever try the internet? I bet you'd get better results, although since you are so fucking stupid, even bitches online most likely wouldn't do you. I hope a homeless man with syphilis rapes you, and that you slowly rot form the inside outwards you fuckwit.
"Some women had kick(ed) me and screamed," he wrote. "I've done this to about 70 women, mostly black."
Alright so not only do you go for feet, but you're going for BLACK feet in NEW YORK CITY, I'm surprised you haven't been shot and/or taken home by one of them so their boyfriend/pimp could fuck you up the ass, rip your undersized testicles of and pimp you out in the Bronx.
Prosecutors said dozens of women had started to come forward to identify Weir, who told detectives in his confession that he lived with his parents and two sisters.
Do you suck their feet as well you twisted little fuckstick?
I am currently unemployed," he wrote, adding that he had been fired from his previous job with a sightseeing company.
Maybe if you spent more time taking the tourists to see real attractions, instead of riding the subway all day and saying with a megaphone "Hey lookit the feet over thar, them sure is fine ain't they?" Or maybe you got caught sucking on the Statue of Liberty's toes?
In his confession, Weir apologized to his victims, saying: "I don't mean to hurt no body and I am sorry."
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Submitted by FlintofFred (user info) at 2009-01-25 12:43:09 EST (#)
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STFU! MINUS TWO.
Submitted by Cardboard_Box (user info) at 2009-01-25 12:42:07 EST (#)
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STFU! MINUS TWO.
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-04-09 22:04:20 EDT (#)
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"Now when you're eating a womans foot you can either put jelly or syrup on it. I prefer syrup."
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-14 13:44:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-14 12:43:29 (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-14 00:54:54 (#)
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Shit I +2d myself, fucking hell, I blame the Canadians.
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you crazy americans :-|
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Canada, an enemy of the United States? <laughs>...
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-14 12:43:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-14 00:54:54 (#)
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Shit I +2d myself, fucking hell, I blame the Canadians.
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you crazy americans :-|
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-14 00:54:54 EDT (#)
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Shit I +2d myself, fucking hell, I blame the Canadians.
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-05-14 00:36:08 EDT (#)
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In his confession, Weir apologized to his victims, saying: "I don't mean to hurt no body and I am sorry."
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French fried potaters, myup.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-14 00:31:24 EDT (#)
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I only found two american links, ABC and MSN
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-05-14 00:05:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-13 21:23:25 (#)
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This was everywhere, links from Germany, U.K., Australia, South Africa, EVERYWHERE.
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Sweet Jesus.
I'd be lying if I said the story didn't amuse me (I don't even want to understand foot fetishes because they are so funny to me) but there's all sorts of shit going on - for example, the US government's domestic "surveillance," or a volcano erupting in Indonesia. I guess figured big news companies were a little less...er...sensational with regard to what they report.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-13 23:31:52 EDT (#)
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nah, still giving feel like giving you attention, you went through so much effort to linkwhore that I don't want it to go unoticed.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-13 23:31:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-13 23:22:26 (#)
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the attention you wanted
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Yup, I'm an attention whore, thanks darko.
Now would you kindly get your anus off of my penis? I don't want your herpes.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-13 23:22:26 EDT (#)
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the attention you wanted
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-13 22:32:52 EDT (#)
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he got a bum rap.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-13 21:56:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-05-13 21:26:13 (#)
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I hope his cell mate finds out about this. I imagine he'll get to taste all the smelly, hairy-toed prison feet he wants soon enough.
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It won't be the only thing he gets, I hope.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-05-13 21:26:13 EDT (#)
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I hope his cell mate finds out about this. I imagine he'll get to taste all the smelly, hairy-toed prison feet he wants soon enough.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-13 21:23:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-05-13 21:19:00 (#)
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The question is, barring this tool's arrest, how did he get into a Reuters article? I used to respect their news
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This was everywhere, links from Germany, U.K., Australia, South Africa, EVERYWHERE.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-05-13 21:19:00 EDT (#)
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The question is, barring this tool's arrest, how did he get into a Reuters article? I used to respect their news.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-13 21:18:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-05-13 21:00:57 (#)
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Getting your foot licked beats getting raped.
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I'd rather rape osmeone than lick their feet.
Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-05-13 21:00:57 EDT (#)
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Getting your foot licked beats getting raped.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-13 20:42:26 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/84293
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-13 20:32:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by secret_of_nimh (user info) at 2006-05-13 18:09:41 (#)
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I ain't no whore.
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Sure you are.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-05-13 18:44:20 EDT (#)
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Holy Alliteration Batman
Submitted by secret_of_nimh (user info) at 2006-05-13 18:09:41 EDT (#)
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I ain't no whore.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-13 17:48:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-05-13 17:33:34 (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-13 16:22:44 (#)
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It doesn't hurt to have an ungodly long toung either. I can touch my nose with it.
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yeah well I have gills, webbed feet and a third hand coming out of my ass so beat that!
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Get the fuck out of here bitch. I win.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-05-13 17:33:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-13 16:22:44 (#)
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It doesn't hurt to have an ungodly long toung either. I can touch my nose with it.
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yeah well I have gills, webbed feet and a third hand coming out of my ass so beat that!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-13 16:22:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-13 16:06:32 (#)
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Silly man. Everybody knows a stranger's way to a woman's heart is by giving her surprise mouth sex.
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It doesn't hurt to have an ungodly long toung either. I can touch my nose with it.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-05-13 16:06:32 EDT (#)
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Silly man. Everybody knows a stranger's way to a woman's heart is by giving her surprise mouth sex.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-05-13 15:01:49 EDT (#)
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y halo thar fut secks?